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Peak Omnivore 1

Peak Omnivore - or ‘Sometimes being Apex doesn’t mean being Alpha in a world where Carnivores are ‘kings’’ (Beastars, Human!SI)

Mankind has been experiencing years and years of evolution before getting to modernity.

It was no novelty, nothing that was worthy of some surprise as it was something many were well-aware of. But what many tend to forget, either for a lack of interest or urgency is… what would happen if humanity was not alone?

And I don...

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Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 7

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 7 - or ‘How SI!Tatsurou outfucked and outcucked the Dark Lord’s worst fiends’ (Taimaninverse, Tatsurou!SI)

If there’s something I hated about Metal Gear Solid was the Torture level.

The sheer amount of pain my poor fingers had to go through for the sake of letting Snake survive through some inhuman-tier suffering was nothing short of memorable and very unpleasant to the memory.

I would say it was ironic that my current predica...

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February Story Concepts Poll Results 3!

February Story Concepts Poll Results!

1) Continuation of an Existing Story Concept (Tatsu-Boy - A Matter of Peace - The Game-man);

2) Peak Omnivore (Beastars, Human!SI);

3) Not-so Anonymously (MLP FiM, SI - Not!Anon);

4) Spiritually Driven - (Destiny 2, Spirit!SI) - (Patreon Suggestion);

Note for those that missed it: those are the results. 'Votes' happening in the comments of this post will be disregarded.

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High Saiyan Destruction 4

High Saiyan Destruction 4 - or ‘This is why DBZ Saiyan SIs are difficult to write at a moderate pace’ (Pre-DBZ, Saiyan!SI)

Frieza was incredibly bored.

After all, her father had gone out of his way to put her with a monkey to serve as her playmate. Such a silly concept just made her irritated but… overall interested by the underlying concept of it.

“So, you’re saying that my father is trying to let me discover ‘empathy’ by literally allowing a ...

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Sinking Dread 2

Sinking Dread 2 - or ‘This Hunger for Blood… this Hunger for Souls!' (Vampire-Centric SI)

There’s a few things my first ‘calm’ day of being a vampire allowed me to understand without having to worry about getting my ass murdered or staked.

First thing first, anything that went to my memory after I was bitten would be remembered with insane precision. This extended also to the memories of the people I ‘absorbed’.

As I found a bed to crash in rig...

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February Story Concepts Poll 3

All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this first week. Next poll will be made available on February 24th.

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Sinking Dread 1

Sinking Dread - or ‘This Hunger for Blood… this Hunger for Souls!' (Vampire-Centric SI)

EDIT: This story takes part in a couple of vampire-related series/movies and it’s the result of boredom-driven thoughts in the past few months.

We all happen to fall at the wrong place and at the wrong times.

Sometimes the repercussions for such a mistake can be one that we can fix and… at times, no amount of effort can ‘fix’ it. It was night ...

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Unbending 3

Unbending 3 - or ‘I shall not be King, but Emperor of the Earth' (Pre-ATLA, SI)

The matters of a realm are quite complicated without a proper bureaucracy to handle the fine details behind each duty and chore.

Reorganizing the administration had been a big step to secure a less-corrupt decentralized system that still relied heavily on me. No democracy- not when the large majority of the population making up my Empire was illiterate and quick to be swayed by fake ...

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The Game-Man 2

The Game-Man 2 - or ‘The Secret Wholesome Chungus Path for Guangdong by Nintendo’ (TNO!State of Guangdong, Nintendo Semi-SI)

Nintendo had to be on top in any case.

Despite this being the main goal for this large-scale operation, it would be wrong for many to think that this was a bid for ‘world conquest’ as his ‘Secret Advisor’ mirthfully called it.

In truth, Hiroshi was a man with simple ideas and yet in need of some flimsy creativity to pump ou...

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Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 6

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 6 - or ‘How SI!Tatsurou outfucked and outcucked the Dark Lord’s worst fiends’ (Taimaninverse, Tatsurou!SI)

Igawa Asagi was a good kunoichi.

A prodigy, a genius and someone that came to be within a tumultuous age where many traditional elders were still trying to keep hold of many foolish rules. Such as the one that enforced that only a male member was meant to take over the clan.

Her father had struggled about this, fending off ...

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Fleeting Sanity 1

Fleeting Sanity - or ‘It is I, the NTR Cock-Blocker, fear me and… Ayame, don’t you fucking dare accept that guy’s molestation!’ (Alansya Chronicles: Fleeting Iris, Semi-SI)

Fairy Tales can be real at times.

At least, that’s how Sawada Ayame saw her engagement with Robert as.

A simple Japanese girl with a troubled past falling in love and, ultimately, setting to...

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Degrees of Logic 1

Degrees of Logic - or ‘I am a Shota in a game that likes to molest the MC, I ain’t playing this game!’ (Degrees of Lewdity SI)

It’s not a good day when you recognize you just woke up in a game’s bad spot.

Especially when the game gives you stats to rely on- most of which pretty much are dead giveaways of what is going on as I took just an hour off the morning in this new world to understand my current ‘situation’.

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The Game-Man 1

The Game-Man - or ‘The Secret Wholesome Chungus Path for Guangdong by Nintendo’ (TNO!State of Guangdong, Nintendo Semi-SI)

‘Despite what many would assume, Nintendo’s origins are by far among those companies that could proudly state having been built quite early on in  the first age of corporations. Created in 1889 as Yamauchi Nintendo by Yamauchi Fusajiro, the company b...

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February Story Concepts Poll Results 2!

February Story Concepts Poll Results!

1) Continuation of an Existing Story Concept (The Moon's Brother - Tatsu-Boy - Guide to be the very Best);

2) The Game-Man - (TNO!State of Guangdong, Nintendo Semi-SI);

3) Degrees of Logic - (Degrees of Lewdity, SI);

4) Fleeting Sanity - (Alansya Chronicles: Fleeting Iris, Semi-SI);

Note for those that missed it: those are the results. 'Votes' happening in the comments of this post will be disregarded.
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Heavens Restored 2

Heavens Restored 2 - or ‘Time to stage a coup, save my cute cousin, and become the Chinese Emperor’ (Code Geass, SI)

“It looks amazing.”

I was really trying my best to hold back my inner geek but… this facility! This group of smart and well-paid scientists! And what looked to be the basis of what I wanted: a bloody Metal Gear!

The basis of this project was through the few ...

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February Story Concepts Poll 2

All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this first week. Next poll will be made available on February 17th.

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Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 5

Rebuke of the Tatsu-boy 5 - or ‘How SI!Tatsurou outfucked and outcucked the Dark Lord’s worst fiends’ (Taimaninverse, Tatsurou!SI)

I am now 8- or have been eight for a few months now as time has gone quite smoothly with things getting a bit ‘easier’ for Gosha Village.

What info the Igawa Clan was able to discern from the House of Greed’s workers allowed for the R&D Division within the group to get an understanding on how ‘enslavement’ worked an...

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A NEET's Seven Sins 1

A NEET's Seven Sins - “Life in this mundane world, with my sanity reduced to Zero” (Re:Zero Reverse!Isekai Witches)

Natsuki Subaru was a productive member of society.

Such a sentence was, no less than two years ago, a lie and a pathetic claim for someone like him to push for considering the lazy nature he was bestowed through a happy life with a hard-working father, a morally-good mother and never once the fear of having to put himself into creating himself a ...

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Runic Circumstances 2

Runic Circumstances 2 - or ‘I have my wits, my chaotic shortstack Yordle, and plenty of juice' (Runeterra/LoL, SI)

“So, this Bandle City is in… Ionia?”

Tristana nodded at the question. “It’s a bit difficult to explain but… it’s kind of there. There are portals that lead everywhere, but Ionia is where Bandle City is the most connected due to the magic.”

“So, there’s a chance you may find your way back home fast. And also remember how you...

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Runic Circumstances

Runic Circumstances - or ‘I have my wits, my chaotic shortstack Yordle, and plenty of juice' (Runeterra/LoL, SI)

Let’s pitch this introduction now shall we?

“So, tell me, what’s your name?”

A nervous chuckle came true. “Well, I am Tristana and I… am a bit stuck right now. Which is why I am in this cage.”

I nodded. “I am Joh...

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Unbending 2

Unbending 2 - or ‘I shall not be King, but Emperor of the Earth' (Pre-ATLA, SI)

The Council of Five was the closest thing that the Earth Kingdom had for a General Staff and… it was quite bad.

Within the limits of this time’s mindset, maybe one could see it as a passable organization, but the current dire situation led me to take it as a bad thing in need of change.

The reunion of the chamber with the large map showing the known world in quite abysmal d...

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New Story Poll! Post-A Quiet Life's Troubles.

Voting for the Post-A Quiet Life's Troubles Story!

https://strawpoll.com/polls/GJn47GWG8yz

Candidates:

1) Balor Over Hell (Gasper Vladi!SI DxD) 

2) 2023-02-06 10:10:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Unbending 1

Unbending - or ‘I shall not be King, but Emperor of the Earth' (Pre-ATLA, SI)

When life gives you rocks instead of lemons, you tend to crack heads to make a bloody lemonade.

This anecdote was one driven by two principles: one, I was born in the world of Avatar: the Last Airbender roughly 50 years before Aang got thawed from his cryo-nap; two, I was reborn as a young man that was, by birthright, meant to rule the Earth Kingdom.

My name is Dafeng and… this...

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February Story Concepts Poll Results!

1) Continuation of an Existing Story Concept (The Moon's Brother - Tatsu-Boy);

2) Unbending - (Pre-ATLA SI) - (Patron Suggestion);

3) Runic Circumstances - (Runeterra/LoL SI);

4) A NEET's Seven Sins - (Re:Zero Reverse!Isekai Witches);

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The Moon's Brother and the BS Game 8

The Moon’s Brother and the BS Game 8 - or ‘Help, I am supposed to be a background character, but I have to be a MC for my silly sister’s sake!' (Sailor Moon Xover, Gamer!SI!Shingo Tsukino)

It’s been…

(Japanese Language - LVL.56/100) - Your capacity to understand basic Japanese, both verbal and written. Current Level allows for Middle School-tier understanding.

DING! You reached LVL.50 of an INT-based Skill. Receive +5 INT!<...

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Omega Solo Mafioso 3

Omega Solo Mafioso 3 - or “How a Human became the Galaxy’s most renown Gangstar!” (Mass Effect SI)

The Carrd District was as many had expected it to be.

A small section of Omega that had very few Elcor-owned activities and a lot of unused buildings that could enjoy new activities. Which became the case through the two weeks we took over the area.

That’s not to say we harassed people to move, but we promised fair rights and conditions to those civilia...

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Omega Solo Mafioso 2

Omega Solo Mafioso 2 - or “How a Human became the Galaxy’s most renown Gangstar!” (Mass Effect SI)

Survival before leadership.

The gang that went by the name of ‘Blood Raiders’ was as much of a parasite as it could get within the current environment of Omega- with no central leader and with the Blue Suns still plotting their demise, the first issue they had to face was indeed a need to find proper shelter.

The building they currently had was not go...

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February Story Concepts Poll

All patreons can now vote on the order of the options that will be entertained for this first week. Next poll will be made available on February 10th.

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Omega Solo Mafioso

Omega Solo Mafioso - or “How a Human became the Galaxy’s most renown Gangstar!” (Mass Effect SI)

EDIT: Back from a classic of the past, this time a bit revised to be a bit serious but still crackish. It's been roughly two years since the 'Omega Solo Mafioso' oneshot was first written and... this is nothing like that~.

Do you believe in coincidences?

Because, right now, I was having a rough time believing all of what was going on around...

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Story Suggestions! (February)

As promised, each month all Gulag Border Guards, Gulag Officers, Gulag Chiefs, and Gulag Officers Commanders can offer suggestions for the ensuing poll for new story concepts to write for the month. The suggestion will be repeated as a stable element in the Weekly Polls.

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