Boring!
You're a BORING BATOR
2024-07-12 15:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Babbling about theatrical gooning versus authentic gooning, the merits and pitfalls of both
2024-07-11 07:57:24 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by J.O.
POV: You lose your job in the big city and have to sign up for the new unemployment program
2024-07-06 17:23:00 +0000 UTC View PostTwo percussionists with two big penuses playing the drumz
2024-06-30 01:57:51 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Troy
Audio rules & Symbolism for Penis Poker
Single Player Format
Suit commands:
♦- How much porn you need to watch
♥ - How many time you need to profess your love
♣ - How many masturbators you need to message before the next draw
♠ - How many goongasms/edges you have to give yourself
Face Cards - Popper/Drink/Weed/Slap your nuts/Goon Out
Joker/Cum Early- GAME OVER LOSER! (Cum/Stop Masturbating for the day)
Single Turn:
Draw
Discard
Redraw
Perform Acts/Forfeit
2024-06-26 20:15:53 +0000 UTC View PostSo...it's no secret that I've been lagging behind on making commissioned pieces due to factors in and out of my control. I'm currently in a good place mentally and financially where I can process refunds for those of you requesting them.
This is going to hurt but I'm doing this with a smile on my face, I know the pain of commissioning a piece and having to wait for an eternity first hand and this will make me a better creator in the future.
(I don't do this lightly because this will be a huge blow to my finances but I'm also not entitled to your money especially because I've been underdelivering)
I'll do the refunds in a timely manner since I can only pay them via Patreon funds, if you do request a refund I will cease all work that I've done on the requested files and they will not be posted.
If no refund is requested, I'll continue to work on the file.
I admit that I bit off more than I could chew & I'll work on decreasing my work load so I can create audios up to my standards. I'd rather be broke with morals than rich with a trail of broken-hearted Bators behind me. It takes a ton of courage to open up about ones erotic fantasies especially when it comes to bringing them to life.
I'm sorry if I got anybody's hopes up and thank you for allowing me the opportunity to try to create something in your image.
-I.P. 8=D
2024-06-22 02:11:14 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Grant Grizzle
Your peepee is too tiny to make spermies
2024-06-19 18:53:52 +0000 UTC View PostBro cums back early from Prejac Camp, couldn't even last the summer fuckin' prejac haha
2024-06-17 21:12:43 +0000 UTC View PostTalking about avoiding drama in the Twitter bator community, learning how to relax again & saving some guy's life (I actually don't know if he survived though)
2024-06-17 09:36:26 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by Sisko
You get pushed around by a dom bottom until you push your penis around inside him
2024-06-15 17:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Masturbators, I got my audios featured on a future episode of the Sniffies podcast (as of posting this) a GOON of mine is also working on this project too. Give it a listen and maybe there will be a season 2.
New episodes every Tuesday, 12 episodes total 🎧
2024-06-13 22:18:27 +0000 UTC View PostYou fucked your fuck toy too hard and wound up in the Squishy Dimension :/
2024-06-12 18:58:24 +0000 UTC View PostJust a casual conversation on how I do ethical downshifting
2024-06-10 17:08:58 +0000 UTC View PostMorning bate babble about what I wear out in public for summer
2024-06-04 16:53:26 +0000 UTC View PostCommissioned by J.O.
Content warning: Extreme verbal degradation & Isolation play
Talking about how you're a loser bator that craves & desires to be untouched by others
2024-05-31 19:54:10 +0000 UTC View PostBabbling about the cause of the Great April-May Hiatus, my vacation that followed & how to navigate the mainstreamification of Gooning
2024-05-27 19:01:26 +0000 UTC View PostTo help the himbos get big strong fist fuckin' arms
(5 minute version replaced with 30 min version; May 28th 2024)
2024-05-25 22:36:59 +0000 UTC View PostYou wanna join the Bate Scouts?
(All characters 18+ and unrelated)
2024-05-15 22:19:55 +0000 UTC View PostI encourage you to be a proud shirtless man
2024-05-10 18:16:19 +0000 UTC View PostSo Patreon has a new group chat feature, I was thinking about turning on the chat for all tiers just because it really has nothing to do with my work and so it'd be weirder to put a paywall on it.
If I turn it on do you think you'd use it or would it be more trouble than it's worth?
2024-05-08 06:29:15 +0000 UTC View PostLower your standards & heighten your arousal as I goad you into masturbating to ugly men
2024-05-03 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostJerking off to video game porn is fuckin' poggers bro
2024-04-28 01:15:37 +0000 UTC View PostTalking about New Year's, joint pain, quitting doing delivery, man stuff, powerlifting nonsense, & penis
2024-04-26 03:20:29 +0000 UTC View PostReleasing a life upbate soon to get settled in
just wanted to know if you masturbators liked the “Cumming Up” format or the random uploads like before
2024-04-23 00:50:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou go skinny dipping into the Penis Pond and make a new friend
2024-04-22 15:59:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis stupid pseudoscientific YesFap Gay Porn Ad keeps popping up on your screen
2024-04-22 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostUse poppers as a tool to get you prejacking
2024-04-16 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post