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Queen of Cock: 2B VS Tifa (Match 11)


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Queen of Cock: Celestia VS Loona (Match 10) - DOUBLE SIZE POLL


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Queen of Cock: Celestia VS Loona (Match 10)


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Queen of Cock: Y'sthola VS Felicia (Match 9) - DOUBLE SIZE POLL

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Queen of Cock: Y'sthola VS Felicia (Match 9)

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Queen of Cock Bracket Update

After the first round, we have our waifus advancing to the second tier, as well as a filled loser's bracket. Nobody's out yet, but we certainly have some favorites in the lead.

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Queen of Cock: Rosalina VS Tifa (Match 7)

The Princess met the Brawler, the blonde in her blue dress opposite the brunette’s iconic tank top and mini-skirt.

“Here’s an idea,” Rosalina said. “Who gives the best tit-fuck?”

Tifa laughed. “I’ve heard worse excuses to get me topless. And I’ve heard a lot.

“I can imagine! Comes with your reputation.” She raised an eyebrow. “So? Does it pass muster?”

“Mmh… Sure. As long as the fairy agrees.”

Mara hovered nearby her tw...

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The Diadem of Futa Desire (Sample)

“Thief!” A ghostly voice rang out across the square. “Relinquish that which does not belong to you or face the consequences.”

She peered into the mist, her cat's eyes squinting hard. “Gonna have ...

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Voluptuous Vampires 2 (Sample)

I knew that something was wrong the moment she stepped into my office.

A change in the air, a glint in her eyes. My senses screamed danger, a primordial warning from the depths of my...

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Queen of Cock: Cynder VS Fluttershy (Match 6)

Cynder strode up to her opponent with a strut in her step, the black dragoness sizing up the small hill of train-sized cocks with a smirk. “So,” she said, looking up at the woman at the top, “that’s all I have to beat? And here I thought I’d have to break a sweat in this contest.”

“Oh no,” Mara laughed. “I’m just the referee.”

“Then why’re you showing off like that?”

“Hey, I got a busy schedule. Gotta enjoy my spoils some time.” The f...

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Height Growth

As we move into tier 2 of the contest, I want to get your opinions on if our waifus should be getting taller to match the size of their cocks. I won't introduce a second set of polls for it, because things get busy enough to record as it is, but I may be adding in some to the writeups as I deem it appropriate.

Should the waifus get taller?

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Queen of Cock: Midna VS Toriel (Match 8) - DOUBLE SIZE POLL


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Queen of Cock: Midna VS Toriel (Match 8)


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Queen of Cock: Rosalina VS Tifa (Match 7) - DOUBLE SIZE POLL


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Queen of Cock: Rosalina VS Tifa (Match 7)


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Carry-Over Sizes

Following from my last post, I'd like to get your opinion on how you'd prefer that we handle the size carried over from the previous match.

As a reminder, my formula for growth to tally up the Votes then multiplying it exponentially by the Doubles, ie. Votes * 2 ^ (Doubles)

In the higher tiers, votes will simply be worth more (going from milimeters to kilometers, etc.).

My original plan was the simplest possible: Add the Previous Size as a flat addition to the new result, ie...

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Tackling Larger Sizes

First of all, thanks for all the support! Didn't expect Queen of Cock to get this popular, but I'm very happy that there's so much participation!

This has, however, revealed a flaw in my calculations. I had severely underestimated how many Doubles would be thrown in here, which means that we burst through the universe in the first round (I expected this to happen, but not until the end!). This has created two problems: A) How to carry over size from match to match, and B) how to retain ...

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Twilight's Big Mistake Finale Question

Given the megadicks I've been writing recently, my thoughts returned to that 'extra' ending of Twilight's Big Mistake that I had in mind. Ultra-macro is a given. Twilight's cock will grow and Pinkie and Rarity will continue to get taller and curvier as they fuck Twilight and absorb her cum.

But there's a few options floating around in my head and I wanted to check with you.

Should Pinkie and Rarity grow cocks themselves? If they do, the obvious narrative for me is that they use th...

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Queen of Cock: Widowmaker VS 2B (Match 5)

“You know,” Mara started, “you won’t win this thing by staring each other down. I don’t have to spell it out for you, right?” The fairy slapped her crop of cocks, five fat shafts that wobbled obscenely beyond her feet as she hovered in the air by the bank of the Seine.

The fairy had chosen Paris as the battleground, giving Widowmaker a home turf advantage against 2B. How could she not with the Eiffel tower looming in the background, the perfect comparison for a growing girlc...

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Double Elimination Bracket Update

Updated the bracket to Double Elimination; now there'll be an extra chance for everyone to reach the final. I will, however, need breaks to get through all of this, and it's up in the air if any special rules are going to apply to the loser's bracket. Might take months to get there, so there's time to ruminate!

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Queen of Cock: Cynder VS Fluttershy (Match 6) - DOUBLE SIZE POLL


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Queen of Cock: Cynder VS Fluttershy (Match 6)


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Queen of Cock: Loona VS Rouge the Bat (Match 4)

Mara and her contestants stood atop the tallest tower of Imp City, a decaying high-rise of cracking concrete beneath a red sky, watching the hustle and bustle below. “Huh,” she said. “Didn’t expect hell to be this urban.”

“Don’t get your hopes up.” Loona said. “It’s still a shithole.”

“Perfectly fitting for what’s to come, then.” Rouge the Bat volunteered, still admiring the view. “You know, I’ve been told to go to hell before, but never th...

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Queen of Cock: Widowmaker VS 2B (Match 5) - DOUBLE SIZE POLL


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Queen of Cock: Widowmaker VS 2B (Match 5)


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Queen of Cock: Felicia VS Liara (Match 3)

“You built a whole space station just to measure cocks?” Mara whistled, looking up at the Earth as it wandered across the length of the domed glass ceiling. “That’s dedication.”

“Repurposed it, but yes.” Liara nodded earnestly. She wore a curve-hugging bodysuit, but the bulge between her legs would have been unmistakable even in a skirt, inching outwards every other moment as if the futuristic fibers were unable to contain it. “Cock growth is a serious matter. We need se...

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Queen of Cock: Loona VS Rouge the Bat (Match 4) DOUBLE SIZE POLL


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Queen of Cock: Loona VS Rouge the Bat (Match 4)


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Queen of Cock: Celestia VS Renamon (Match 2)

Celestia and Renamon squared up, and the world rumbled.

Mara rubbed her hands, the tiny fairy hovering in the air with two cocks throbbing between her legs, ready to blow in anticipation of the action to come.“This is gonna be sofun.”

Her hyperfur contestants made a splash right off the bat. Celestia and Renamon gave little thought to covering up their ridiculous curves or the fat packages nestled between their legs. The pony princess’ head-dwarfing tits had a sligh...

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Queen of Cock: Felicia VS Liara (Match 3) - DOUBLE SIZE POLL


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