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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - 420

I figured I'd look for some weed humor for you to enjoy on this 420 of 2020! 

Enjoy! 


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Laughter is the Best Medicine - First Day On The Job

I love how the other guy just leans back and watches!! 


 

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚ 

Probably an old one but here goes...

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Cum Stealer

How could you let that skank steal your cum babe?!!! 

It's MINE! 

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - How Old Am I?

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚ 

Probably an old one but here goes...

 

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th b...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Are you coming?

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚ 

Probably an old one but here goes...

I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talki...

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Discord Chat Reminder

Just a reminder of tonight's Discord group chat. 

-  Thursday April 16th  7:30pm - 8:30pm EDT 

You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future).  View Post

Exclusive - Single Fantasy

What would it be like if we were both single again? 



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Laughter is the Best Medicine - True Love

So True!! 


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Favorite Porn Categories

As mentioned in my WWM Proposal audio. I'm trying to find out what your favorite porn categories are to add to my searches. 

These will determine future WWM content selections. 

Choose as many as you'd like. 

Feel free to add any I've missed in the comments. 


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Laughter is the Best Medicine - "Hey boy... watcha got there?"

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚ 

 

An old Southern man was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise... 

He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.  

He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" ...

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Limited Word Challenge - "Cum On My Tits"

These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words  -  with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... 

This audio will mainly contain the words: 

"Cum On My Tits" 

My tits were exceptionally sensitive today and they could have used a huge load of hot cum on them (or ten loads) πŸ˜œπŸ†πŸ’¦ So I figured this audio was fitting.  And yes, I was jiggling my tits for you the who...

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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - "It's 7am"

I want a glass!!! 🍷🍷🀣

*turn the volume on for this one*

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚  

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Adrift In A Dhingy

Ahoy there!

Thanks to /u/cyran0hface for sharing this fun script with me! I love getting into different naughty situations and this script let me do just that.


An experienced female life guard is swept out to sea on a two person rowboat piloted by a male junior life guard. He can't hold his own so she has to take contr...

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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - "Bra"

Well technically he's not wrong!! 

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

*turn the volume on for this one*

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚  

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Hidden Deep

I couldn't let Easter go by without hiding a special treat for you to find. 

Just be warned it's not hidden in the usual places. 

It's ... hidden deep. 

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Happy Easter!

This Easter will be one for the record books for many reasons, but I hope yours will still be as happy and horny as ever!! 

If it helps any then.... 

You can just imagine me hopping around in my bunny outfit (my tits jiggling) while I do my best to lift your.... um... spirits... this holiday😈😜🀣

  hop... hop... hop... 

And in ...

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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - "Working"

 Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚  


His wife still thinks he's working on the roof during quarantine! LOL Priceless! (and of co...

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I Love This Job - WWM 55

I knew about your compulsive little "problem" when I was hired as the housekeeper. I just didn't think I'd have to be the one to take care of it for you too! 


Reminder of How WWM Posts Work: You can find the link to accompany this recording in the2020-04-11 03:40:48 +0000 UTC View Post

I've Been Nominated For Best Audio!

Happy Friday Everyone!! 

I hope you're doing awesome! It's been a great day so far! Especially since... 

I've been nominated for a 2019 Best Audio Award!!! 

And by an amazing Patreon no less!! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘ 

For those of you who are Literotica members and have a moment to spare I'd love it if you could vote for your audio favorite. Even if it's not mine, you can support another vocal performer there too! 😊

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Today's Discord Chat Begins in 10mins

Just a reminder today's Discord chat will take place in the general voice chat channel in about 10 mins. 

 

You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future). 

This is the general link for non-subscribers just in case:  Discord Link - https://discord.gg/gyrTZRs 


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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke - Quickies

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚  

Here's a few  quickies for today...


1. What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy ...

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Exclusive - DIY Gloryhole

"Necessity is the mother of all invention."

...and a cum slut needs her cum!! So of course I'm going to have to cum up with some way to get my cock fix, while stuck at home. ;) 



** Of course this is just a fantasy audio. Please practice safe social distancing, hand washing and all other precautions during these times!!! ** 

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Penguin Perception

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚  

 

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to diagnose...

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April Discord Chat Schedule

Here are some dates you can save for this month's Discord Chats with me: 

-   Friday April 10th 1pm -2pm EDT  

-  Thursday April 16th  7:30pm - 8:30pm EDT 

- Thursday April 30th 12pm - 1pm EDT


I will most likely add another short one (😈) as mentioned in this month's update, but I'm not sure of the timing...

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Finally, Sharing Your Fuck Toy - Early Release

You've been waiting for forever for this day, haven't you, babe? 

The day you'd  find the perfect man to share your fuck toy with. 

Well, we finally found him! 


  *This was a recording originally created for a Patreon who loves to share*  

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Tony and the TAXI!

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚  

 

Tony goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses all his money...

He doesn't even h...

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Where's Bob?

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! πŸ™‚  

  

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary...

His wife was real...

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Limited Word Challenge - "We Shouldn't"

These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words  -  with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... 

This audio will only contain the words: 

"We Shouldn't" 

As I recorded this, I was picturing sneaking into a closet or a stair well or an empty office or the bedroom at a party and doing something we definitely shouldn't be doing. ;) 


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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Squeeze

I know she's being tazed, but I can think of a few other scenarios that could make her react like that.😜😈

Either way, grabbing a handful of cock and balls is always soothing. 🀣

Have a sexy week everyone! 

~Lacey 

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April Update

Happy April everyone! 

It's that time again, here's another audio of me sharing some of my odd adventures over the last month, as well as what to look forward to this month. 

Here is the link I mentioned in this update: 

Going Pee on a Zoom Call -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xqLjc2y6O4 View Post