Laughter Is the Best Medicine - 420
I figured I'd look for some weed humor for you to enjoy on this 420 of 2020!
Enjoy!
I figured I'd look for some weed humor for you to enjoy on this 420 of 2020!
Enjoy!
I love how the other guy just leans back and watches!!
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π
Probably an old one but here goes...
2020-04-19 11:45:00 +0000 UTC
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How could you let that skank steal your cum babe?!!!
It's MINE!
2020-04-18 21:49:29 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π
Probably an old one but here goes...
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π
Probably an old one but here goes...

Just a reminder of tonight's Discord group chat.
You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future). 2020-04-16 22:09:55 +0000 UTC View Post
What would it be like if we were both single again?
As mentioned in my WWM Proposal audio. I'm trying to find out what your favorite porn categories are to add to my searches.
These will determine future WWM content selections.
Choose as many as you'd like.
Feel free to add any I've missed in the comments.
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π

An old Southern man was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise...
He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" ...
2020-04-15 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
This audio will mainly contain the words:
My tits were exceptionally sensitive today and they could have used a huge load of hot cum on them (or ten loads) πππ¦ So I figured this audio was fitting. And yes, I was jiggling my tits for you the who...
2020-04-15 03:40:32 +0000 UTC View PostI want a glass!!! π·π·π€£
*turn the volume on for this one*
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π

Ahoy there!
Thanks to /u/cyran0hface for sharing this fun script with me! I love getting into different naughty situations and this script let me do just that.
An experienced female life guard is swept out to sea on a two person rowboat piloted by a male junior life guard. He can't hold his own so she has to take contr...
2020-04-14 04:38:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Well technically he's not wrong!!
π€£π
*turn the volume on for this one*
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π

I couldn't let Easter go by without hiding a special treat for you to find.
Just be warned it's not hidden in the usual places.
It's ... hidden deep.
2020-04-12 23:45:37 +0000 UTC View Post
This Easter will be one for the record books for many reasons, but I hope yours will still be as happy and horny as ever!!
If it helps any then....
You can just imagine me hopping around in my bunny outfit (my tits jiggling) while I do my best to lift your.... um... spirits... this holidayπππ€£
hop... hop... hop...
And in ...
2020-04-12 18:08:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π

His wife still thinks he's working on the roof during quarantine! LOL Priceless! (and of co...
2020-04-11 11:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I knew about your compulsive little "problem" when I was hired as the housekeeper. I just didn't think I'd have to be the one to take care of it for you too!
Reminder of How WWM Posts Work: You can find the link to accompany this recording in the2020-04-11 03:40:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday Everyone!!
I hope you're doing awesome! It's been a great day so far! Especially since...
I've been nominated for a 2019 Best Audio Award!!!
And by an amazing Patreon no less!! ππ
For those of you who are Literotica members and have a moment to spare I'd love it if you could vote for your audio favorite. Even if it's not mine, you can support another vocal performer there too! π
Just a reminder today's Discord chat will take place in the general voice chat channel in about 10 mins.
You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future).
This is the general link for non-subscribers just in case: Discord Link - https://discord.gg/gyrTZRs
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π

Here's a few quickies for today...
1. What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy ...
2020-04-10 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"Necessity is the mother of all invention."
...and a cum slut needs her cum!! So of course I'm going to have to cum up with some way to get my cock fix, while stuck at home. ;)
** Of course this is just a fantasy audio. Please practice safe social distancing, hand washing and all other precautions during these times!!! **
2020-04-10 04:28:17 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to diagnose...
2020-04-09 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostHere are some dates you can save for this month's Discord Chats with me:
- Friday April 10th 1pm -2pm EDT
- Thursday April 16th 7:30pm - 8:30pm EDT
- Thursday April 30th 12pm - 1pm EDT
I will most likely add another short one (π) as mentioned in this month's update, but I'm not sure of the timing...
2020-04-09 02:25:44 +0000 UTC View Post
You've been waiting for forever for this day, haven't you, babe?
The day you'd find the perfect man to share your fuck toy with.
Well, we finally found him!
*This was a recording originally created for a Patreon who loves to share*
2020-04-09 01:25:00 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π

Tony goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses all his money...
He doesn't even h...
2020-04-08 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary...
His wife was real...
2020-04-07 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
This audio will only contain the words:
As I recorded this, I was picturing sneaking into a closet or a stair well or an empty office or the bedroom at a party and doing something we definitely shouldn't be doing. ;)
I know she's being tazed, but I can think of a few other scenarios that could make her react like that.ππ
Either way, grabbing a handful of cock and balls is always soothing. π€£
Have a sexy week everyone!
~Lacey
2020-04-06 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy April everyone!
It's that time again, here's another audio of me sharing some of my odd adventures over the last month, as well as what to look forward to this month.
Here is the link I mentioned in this update:
Going Pee on a Zoom Call - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xqLjc2y6O4 2020-04-05 23:11:30 +0000 UTC View Post