Laughter is The Best Medicine - Faster!
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
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Never Too Old To Be My Boy Toy
You found a few more gray hairs?
Aww, don't let that get you down, baby.
You're never too old to be my sexy boy toy.
NEVER!
Laughter Is The Best Medicine
The clever placement of the bleeps gives this classic a whole new meaning!! The 1:27 mark kills me! 🤣
~Enjoy!
2020-04-04 11:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostReminder - Discord Live Today
Happy Friday everyone! 🙂😘
Just a reminder, that I'll be in my Discord general voice channel from 1pm -2pm EDT today and we'll be having fun with some naughty Never Have I Ever questions.
If you can't talk live, you can always just listen in (on mute) and /or play along via text too. Or if you miss this one, hopefully I'll have another one soon :)
It's best to join my Discord using the link associated with your Patreon reward tier for exclus...
2020-04-03 15:22:52 +0000 UTC View PostLaughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke - Coma
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Warning - Sensitive! Read at your own risk.
A man was visiting his wife in hospital whe...
2020-04-03 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostLet Me Touch You - Relaxation
It's time to close your eyes, relax, breathe and imagine that I'm there with you, baby. And let me touch you.
*This is my version of a sensual guided slow touch / jerk off meditation-style audio.*
2020-04-03 00:11:24 +0000 UTC View PostLaughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 6 - Divorced
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Why did I get divorced? You ask?....
Well, last week was my birthday.
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2020-04-02 12:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostLaughter Is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 5 - Quickies
ALL JOKES ARE CANCELLED!!!!
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😂🤣APRIL FOOL'S!!!! 😂🤣
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
2020-04-01 13:00:14 +0000 UTC
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March Toy Review - Adore Me
You can listen to this recording HERE
(if this link is expired you can find this audio in the Toy Review Folder in the Exclusive Library)
The toy I was testing out this month is called the Adore Me - G-spot Dildo Vibrator. ...
2020-03-31 22:29:56 +0000 UTC View PostLaughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 4 - Tell Him How It's Done, Grandma!!
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A young college girl had decided to make some extra cash as a prostitute
and for obvious reasons she kept it a secret from her grandma.
One day, the police raided the brothel she was working at and arrested a gro...
2020-03-31 11:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostBlackmailing The Cuckquean - Inspired
Your wife finds out you've been cheating with me... your slutty young neighbor.
*Note: I'm kinda bitchy again in this one.*
Sometimes I'll see a hot pic or gif while scrolling through bdsmlr or tumblr and it will inspire me to record something. It's not exactly a WWM just a quick bit of dirty inspiration.
I figured why not share them with you?
This Week's Discord Chat Sessions
As promised, I will be offering two more Discord "just for fun" chat sessions this week, so join in if you can!
Even if you can't join in on the chat, feel free to just listen in or interact in the text channel. I'd love to have you there! :)
- Wednesday April 1st 8:30pm-9:30pm EST
- Friday April 3rd 1pm -2pm EST
I'm not sure of the topics yet, but I'll figure something out and I'm open ...
2020-03-31 02:23:41 +0000 UTC View PostKinky States
Which 5 states are considered the kinkiest according to their Pornhub search history?
I'll share the answers and update this poll with my April update.
2020-03-30 18:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat a "Shitty" Way To Start The Week! - Laughter is The Best Medicine
Sorry for the 'shitty' post,😂 just sharing some naughty humor to brighten your day!
Crossing the (Property) Line - Exclusive
An erotic picture inspired me to record this femdom themed audio about a mistress who crosses the line when attempting to steal another mistress' pet away.
Laughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 3 - Chose Wisely
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A farmer wakes up and hears a sound, he grabs his shotgun and goes into his daughter's room. There are 3 guys in there with her...
the farmer tells them to get out. He tells the men to go out into the field and grab 3 of their fa...
2020-03-29 11:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostLimited Word Challenge - "Don't You Dare Cum!"
These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
Although this one has a little more dialogue in it than usual, the focus is mainly just the words:
"Don't You Dare Cum!"
Here are some suggestions as you play along with this one. Think of me as:
- sitting naked across from you play...
2020-03-28 19:32:21 +0000 UTC View PostLaughter is the Best Medicine - "Not Your Average Manicurist "
Just some naughty humor to brighten your day!
I bet his polishing skills are on point!!! 🤣😂
2020-03-28 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Wild Birthday Bash - WWM54
My friends sure know how to throw a banging birthday party with the perfect party favors for us to "blow" too!
Reminder of How WWM Posts Work: You can find the link to accompany this recording in the Dropbox. Y...
2020-03-28 01:23:47 +0000 UTC View PostLaughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 2 - Tarzan
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. So during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
"Tarzan not know what is sex" he replied.
Jane then explained to him what sex was.
Tar...
2020-03-27 11:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostFree Use In The Park - Exclusive
I saw a picture and was immediately inspired to do a "free use in the park" hot girlfriend themed audio. So here you go!
2020-03-27 01:17:06 +0000 UTC View PostLaughter is the Best Medicine - "Mind Your Business, Grandma!"
Just some naughty humor to brighten your day!
Not only does she mow the lawn but she cleans the pipes daily too!
2020-03-26 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostBathtime With Your Busty Nurse
Thanks to Discord user stargazingsenity for suggesting a naughty nurse story in the "audio story suggestions channel" and for taking the time to create this fun script for me to record and share with you all!
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. This audio is recorded by an adult and was ...
2020-03-26 03:05:26 +0000 UTC View PostLaughter is the Best Medicine - "What did you put in it?"
Just some naughty humor to brighten your day!
Feel free to add what you think Gordon's pussy review would sound like. For example:...
- What's that spice I'm tasting?
- I'm taking marks off for sloppy presentation
- I wouldn't feed that to my dog.
- That's the best thing I've put in my mouth all day.
Laughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke
I found this one on reddit and it made me chuckle:
10 Catholic school girls are on a bus when they are hit by train and immediately sent to the pearly gates...
St. Peter awaits them ready to speak to each lady to determine if they are worthy of entering into heaven. He asks the first girl,
"So Marie, have you ever touched a man's genitals?" Marie says, "...
2020-03-24 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe Hole You Need - Early Release
Letting you know why I'm the "fuck hole" you need.
*There's lots of dirty talk in this one!!*
2020-03-23 20:18:49 +0000 UTC View PostHope You Start Your Week off with a Smile.
Just wishing you a good week!
Sharing a tip and some laughs.
And as promised here's the link for the funny clip that explains the picture in the caption associated with these post.
2020-03-23 16:06:43 +0000 UTC View PostExclusive - Bored Roommates Put on a Show
Two roommates find a unique way to entertain the men of the neighborhood.
This might actually be my first ever FF audio although there are cocks involved (vicariously) - as you'll hear. ;)
Copyright free music courtesy of Youtube AudioLibrary .
2020-03-22 22:14:22 +0000 UTC View PostLaughter is the Best Medicine - "This explains a lot"
"Necessity is the mother of invention."
Just some naughty humor to brighten your day!
2020-03-21 20:51:17 +0000 UTC View PostDiscord Update and Survey
I held the first Lush in Lace Discord chat a few nights ago and it was a fun time. Sorry if you missed it. I will try and give some more notice for future dates of the next ones.
Therefore, I'm interested to know what day of the week and times work best for future Discord plans.
Please click on this link and let me know.