A day late but still keeping to a good schedule! A thing came up with crypto and he was only able to write one scene for another hypnotherapy patient, so at the last minute I did the bathhouse girls so that vegetarian players wouldn't be left high and dry.
Download Hentai University v32: 2024-03-01 07:49:42 +0000 UTC View Post
My favorite part of syrup town is where you yell "it's syrup time" and then you syrup all over everyone.
So! Here's where we're at, it's time to celebrate everything I did this month!
- New Designs
First off and most important is I switched from the cartoony Fluffyrock to the model Ea...
2024-02-22 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy pool noodles! Have you been behaving?
First things first, next University update soon! I hit the pause button on Syrup Town so that I can actually make a release and keep up the schedule! February 28th, Hentai University v32 will release, I swear it on my name as Noodle!
I really swandived into the Syrup pool this month, but it's fun working on a fresh engine. My plan for HU v32 is to wrap up all the nearly finished stuff with the massage boi and add some cute gir...
2024-02-21 22:36:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, rushed like crazy but lmaaaaaaaao stuff at the start of massage boi is broken. I'll have him done ASAP but for now I need to stop pussyfooting about because v31 is perfectly fine and I need to stop being such a perfectionist and get something to eat...
Download Hentai University v31: 2024-02-01 07:56:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear god I feel like I've come up for air after years underwater!
I really appreciate all the people still active and interested in my work, it's really heartening to know I can come back to this stuff months later and my playerbase isn't dead. So, wha happun?
Well, the basic gist of it is that working on HAA just keeps frying me. Avery's bugs, the older code, not remembering some old engine quirks, and by god trying to wrangle my adhd long enough to convert and cut webms for scen...
2024-01-10 01:46:18 +0000 UTC View PostHi there! This is part 2 of my little state of the jacuzzi address. It includes nsfw content so I had to make this part patron only. Read part 1 here first: https://www.patreon.com/posts/91925469
- Syrup Village
Now for the really interesting part of my AI experiments, complete with saucy pictures!
So, while working on Argent Science I realized it's a very large project, and...
2023-10-30 13:31:20 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy y'all, I'm still alive. I guess I ended up taking a vacation from releases, sorry. It looks like I've been away long enough that patreon updated? This new UI is quite confusing, apologies if there are any errors below.
I've been burnt out and dealing with a lot at home, and trying to pay the bills atop that, it's been tough. Still! Despite all that, I've actually done some things of note since you last heard from me.
- Human Alteration App
While HAA ha...
2023-10-30 13:31:07 +0000 UTC View PostHello hello hello! How are all of my pool noodles doing today?
It's well past time I crawl from my cave and brave the sunlight to seek out opinions and suggestions from all of you! I'm moving into a cheaper place, and I got gifted total warhammer 3 by a friend, but I've still got stuff to show. So, let's preview what's coming in version 1.4 of Human Alteration App!
First off we have some ...
2023-08-22 12:33:21 +0000 UTC View PostLike a crack of thunder I am here to make loud noises in your ears! Today I bring you more Human Alteration App, and am happy to say the game is back under active development! I posted a roadmap right over here, but the short of it is that I plan to work on HAA until it's done with the release of version 2.0 where hopefully I wrap up every idea I have and the game is as good as it poss...
2023-08-01 03:40:09 +0000 UTC View PostMan, Human Alteration App is hugely overwhelming to work on! I wanted to pop in and say that while I'm getting it done, it's tough. The game's larger and more complex, oftentimes when I find a bug there's two or three things breaking something so it's tough to pin things down. This leads me down crazy rabbit holes like this one:
The more text is in the box, the larger the text size... What on e...
2023-07-30 12:05:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey friends! Sorry for the huge delay! Partly sick, but I ended up taking extra time to add more content as I was inspired to add new content for Lily! And since HAA is next, I didn't want to leave the idea in the oven until v31.
Download Hentai University v30: https://mega.nz/file/TmRg...
2023-07-01 04:43:13 +0000 UTC View PostEdit: yo sorry for the slowness, I even made a release date graphic and everything but I'm dealing with an ear infection atm so I may be a day or so late with the HU , sorry!
I've been totally wrapped up in working on three projects at once and man my release schedule at this point has a barren desert!
Luckily, I have something to show for it. Behold, the fruits of a hyperactive brain given control of artificial intelligence:
2023-06-16 06:48:49 +0000 UTC
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Hiya friends!
I ended up splitting my attention all over the place this month! While nothing's finished for release yet I do have some neat things to show off.
Firstly I've been experimenting more with AI. I really like this Asanagi style:
But a lot of the other styles I've been experimenting with look nice too:
2023-05-01 05:56:45 +0000 UTC
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Ladies and Lay-deez, it's here! It's complete! It's...
Hentai University v29! The whole thing this time!
Download Hentai University v29:
https://mega.nz/file/r7pSVRbA#h59Mi-NO-Q3ssSRpLEy00ReBnH8QXZM6aJMkhu04rxw
And here's an upgrade pack from v28 to v29:
2023-04-01 06:59:25 +0000 UTC
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Yo friends! I've been workin on university v29, just finished Kay's new content and people are testing it now:
I'ma go to sleep and work on finishing Abba in the morning.
March has been rough for me, a family member was in a rough spot for a while, and my roommate bailed leaving me with a pretty ...
2023-03-31 11:26:42 +0000 UTC View PostHeyooooo everyone! I'm back from the mines to get some quick input. Today, I'll be doing a poll for the carnivore content of V28
On one end we have an expansion to Kay, unlocking a new area of the map for the player to venture out on vacation. You'll get to see the cute nun-boi in a sundress, and perhaps meet some other members of the congregation.
And on the other, a harmless looking mas...
2023-02-18 21:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostCrash! The bowl is broken and the noodles are freeee!
The game has yet another online link, as I was banned from github. I covered it in my last post yesterday but for now I'm paying for a neocities website: https://noodlejacuzzi.neocities.org/
This will be my new master index until further notice.
Download v28:
2023-02-01 02:53:09 +0000 UTC
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Wow, that rabbit hole went so much deeper than I expected. "I'll just find a github alternative and publish the page, couple hours, easy" I thought. What a fool I was...
I first turned to gitgud.io, which meant I had to learn enough of Git to get the project working. After a couple of hours with my slow upload speeds I have the entire index up on gitgud...
But when it actually came to publishing the page, I spent days trying and failing. "Put everything in a public folder", some i...
2023-01-31 12:27:47 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, I got banned from github :(
Didn't lose any files tho since I host it all on my pc
Such is life, looking for an alternative online host for my index now, I'll update yall when I have something live. In the meantime here's a link to all the posts with my games:
Hentai university: https://www.patreon.com/posts/hentai-v27-75349576
Rainy DayZ: 2023-01-20 15:57:47 +0000 UTC
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Salutations!
I got delayed so v28 is about half done, but it's 6am and I've just wrapped up work on the new housewife housewife Ophelia Rose (who has a dick, so she's not available for vegetarians). She, along with additional content for Cryptogreek's Sarah Walker are available for testing right now on the PTR! Crypto finished everything of hers except for the ending before they very smartly we...
2023-01-10 14:17:37 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations all, it's been a while!
I meant to make this post right at the start of the new year but I got crazy sick so... Yeah. I got an IV done, it was very cold but they're quite refreshing when dehydrated.
So! With school wrapped up and me living in a much more affordable location, I just thought I'd pop in to say hi. I've got big plans for the future so let's break it down
Hentai University v27
The mountain rumbles, the earth quakes, Hentai University v27 rises from the broken ground!
The game has a new online link! Due to lag, Hentai University is now hosted on a separate repository from the rest of my games, here's the new link to play online:
https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/hentai-university/
The old link still works, so feel...
2022-12-01 07:17:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! A lot's happened over november. My capstone classes for college are going well, but it's been a ton more work than a regular term. On top of that I got really sick. Luckily it's gone down to a mild cough and some sniffles now.
But! This noodle soldiers on. University will release soon! I'm working on the release right now, transforming all my writing ramblings into smut:
I'm writ...
2022-11-30 23:04:07 +0000 UTC View PostSalutations friends!
Holy cow, I don't think time has ever moved this quickly for me. Every day has had me working around the clock on my final school term and on trying to find a place to move that isn't as expensive. Working on the game at all has been really hard!
Luckily I have been able to squeak out content here and there as I try to juggle seventeen different things every day, though it left me no time to keep you all up to date T.T
So today I've changed t...
2022-10-23 01:24:51 +0000 UTC View PostAnd what good progress it is! I resolved to be done with all the engine work by the 30th and I've done pretty well!
A ton of the work was underneath the hood, things like adding new functionality to writeHTML, having a core characterArray that updates the game's cast on startup so I no longer need to use a save updater function for each new character and it also double-checks character artists ...
2022-09-27 17:30:57 +0000 UTC View PostHey there! If you're reading this one of several things happened:
- You're playing on gamcore, mopoga, or some other reupload site and the game failed to load (please use my personal website, noodlejacuzzi.neocities.org instead)
- You're just browsing my patreon posts. (Hi there!)
- Or you downloaded the game and got some weird screen pointing you here. No problem!
Today by popular request let's...
2022-09-21 22:01:33 +0000 UTC View PostHooo boooooy! Man I am knackered, but it's time fooooor:
Behold, Rainy DayZ, the long awaited Typhoid Mary scenario!
Play it online:
https://noodlejacuzzi.github.io/Rainy%20DayZ/Rainy%20DayZ.html
Mobile link:
2022-09-18 02:31:39 +0000 UTC
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Ooooooh~ A spoooky evening is upon us~!
Rainy DayZ v4! Bugs (hopefully) fixed, new content for scarlet mansion, and setting the stage for the upcoming Typhoid Mary!
Keep in mind that this game is much more niche than university! It has girls who have PENISES and also other stuff too that you might not like. While you can disable some things in the settings menu, the game is at it's core l...
2022-09-10 03:30:20 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, a new release of RainyDayZ releases tomorrow, it's undergoing testing right now! Just wanted to let you know that I'll be charging for the month, and since Rainy is a very niche game it might not be what you're here to support.
Here's my latest schedule for the rest of the month, scarlet was supposed to be a lot faster so my timing is really tight, especially since my final term of s...
2022-09-09 13:44:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, still working on rainy dayz, it's a lot harder than I intended. Really I meant to add in the functionality of the dark mode mansion and apply the missing scenes, but the game's very spaghetti-esque code is really slowing me down., and the unfinished scenes were a lot more unfinished than I'd hoped.
To put it into perspective, the spaghetti code of rainy, mostly because rainy hasn't gotten to be the sole focus of a month since I think december of 2020, meant that I had to ...
2022-09-01 08:49:02 +0000 UTC View Post