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Celestial Path Chapter 7

Waking up the next day, I awoke to the sounds of birds ringing out through Konoha's lovely seemingly eternally hot as fuck summer days.

So with a groan of annoyance at waking up especially early, I got up, and headed over to the Ninja Academy to get ready for the following day. 

As I needed to learn what the hell I needed to do to get ready for Class 1-A.

I quickly talked to the secretaries and handed over the paperwork for my class change and she helpfully pointed out ...

The One Above The Heavens Chapter 16 Alt POV's

She was torn... And Lorelei Barthomeloi, the Queen of the Clock Tower did not at all appreciate being confused nor torn about anything.

On one hand. Ninety percent of all blood-sucking monsters, filth, studies of dark magecraft, and their users were obliterated in the course of a couple of minutes.

On the other hand however. The fucking world itself knew the supernatural was real when nine minature suns formed around the main one and even half a world away in Europe and where the ...

Arm Cannons

Jake's arm cannon's he ripped straight from the best warsmith Perty.

Bloody Evolution Chapter 5

The following days while waiting for my dual arm cannons were spent running between the local library and other places for Prinz and I to get used to this world. I had learned more about the Royal Family of Vale, and the important Duke's who were a very minor kingdom in of themselves that held a fiefdom outside of Vale's walls.

First of all, the Valian Royal Family had an inherited semblance as did all Royal families which was how they kept track of the bloodline. But the Valian Royal F...

Lewd Worm Cyoa Chapter 66

Holding the letter directed towards myself... I for a moment thought about just tearing it apart at the thought of getting a letter from Riser of all people. But knowing that was immature, I slowly opened the letter and began reading it.

[Hello Jake Barris

I hope this letter of inquiry finds you in good health, and that your great battle with the late traitor Genbu has not left you with any after-effects of said engagement beyond the glory of a human managing such a feat.

In...

Bloody Evolution Chapter 4 Alt POV

Artoria Arc sat on her couch staring blankly at the official notice addressed to her.

The day had started so terribly as well. Her coffee mug's handle snapped when she went to take a drink coating her lap in hot coffee that only her aura protected her from. She stubbed her toe when she went into the kitchen to get a rag to clean up the coffee sticking to her.

Even worse, on the way back to the living room after getting changed she stepped on a fucking lego block somehow... All her...

Upgrades Chapter 78

Blake Belladonna was a beautiful young woman... With long black hair that crested down to her knees in a luscious black curtain, her form was tight with hidden muscle hidden by a layer of soft feminine artistry.

And her top half had nothing to write home to complain about. A good happy handful-sized C-cup breasts that would fit and slightly overflow from a man's hands.

But as Blake flushed and then plopped herself onto my lap facing me as Kali closed the door of the cabinet leavin...

Paladin of Shadows Chapter 19

After some thinking through dinner as I considered my options of a god/goddesses to make another contract with in order to gain a hopefully offensive spell or skill. I came up with two options.

Of which the following day we could literally just go to their Familia homes and try to get an audience with them. First was Astraea, she had an open door policy for people to come share criminal grievances to said goddess in which the Familia would then go after said criminals with enough proof ...

Celestial Path Chapter 6

There was a tense moment of silence before Kushina brushed a hand down her face and after taking a breath she said with bemusement. "I am Kushina Uzumaki... I am the Fourth Hokage's wife. So while he is busy doing other important work, I am helping doing some of the menial work." 

I blinked at hearing that and honestly, I easily accepted that as I knew this world needed Kage-level ninja's running around sometimes due to demi-gods, monsters and other entities causing issues that not...

Weekly Update

Monday- Celestial Path
Tuesday-Danmachi/Paladin, Upgrades
Wednesday- Lewd Worm Cyoa, Bloody Evolution
Thursday- Campione
Friday- Martial Teyvat, Lewd Worm Cyoa
Saturday- Lewd Worm Cyoa, Nier
Sunday- Marvelous Shop

Last Day Bunker Chapter 1

When my death came for me... I dodged that shit like I dodged my taxes, paternity tests, and ex-girlfriends trying to reconnect.

I knew the end was neigh upon society as we knew it today... They were putting so many fucking chemicals in the water nowadays that it was literally making the frogs gay!

I may have been a bit of a crackpot but I mean... The pandemic? The massive rise in food prices and other services that society needs to survive in this current era? Something was obvio...

Bloody Evolution Chapter 3.5 Alt POV

The endless black ashes carried through the wind. Roars of countless fiends filled the air with their fury. And humanity stood undaunted.

Nay, they spat in the face of their Doom. Day by day, dozens of men and women died on the walls of Vale as they pushed back the never-ending tide of Grimm from their walls.

The roar of anti-air guns blasted the flying abominations out of the air, the downward-facing slow-firing auto cannons shot high-density tungsten rounds out of the rail canno...

Broken Hearts. Mended Lives Chapter 16

From Boston Massachusetts, we continued driving west only stopping at one of the vampire's hidey-holes to pick up their horde of collected silver and gold that the immortals had collected over the millennia that they had been alive.

We stopped on the first day to rest through the sunny daylight hours in a hotel in New York at that point. And then while the vampires were sleeping, I hung up black out drapes on the back windows of the car and back window while also putting more drapes bet...

Upgrades Chapter 77

Once Eris was gone, I wrote down a note on the table directed towards Tina and Tamamo on where I had put the Astraea Familia's repaired/slightly upgraded weapons in my workshop. And that I would be stepping out for a bit to do something.

With that written down I decided to go see how the Belladonna's were.

I knocked on the door of the room they were sharing and but a couple of moments later, I heard some shuffling before the door cracked open and Kali opened the door halfway with ...

Aeon of Creation Chapter 1

"You know. When you make it your life goal to get smothered in some big elf titties... Maybe you should also make sure that said cosplayer woman doesn't have chronic narcolepsy, my dude." 

But I thumped a fist to my chest as I grinned with and said hesitation. "Fucking worth it... Plus she was probably going to kill me when she woke up, as I forgot to put on a condom." 

My sponsor just face-palmed before he groaned in annoyance. "I swear... I spend one-millennium fucking...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 36

The kill team, and sabotage team quickly met back up, and together we returned back to base with Barghest and the Cadian Guardsmen reporting me on the slight issues they had.

Namely two men and a woman died after they awoke Deamonhost after setting off the explosives.

Which... Yeah, it sucked that the enhanced super soldiers died. But in the face of a rogue pysker turned into the meat suit of an actual demon? That were very fucking good numbers as normally such an abomination woul...

Martial Teyvat Chapter 41

The location I chose was based on a large plateau atop a sloped mountain leading to the ocean to the east. Granted the placement would make pumping the water from the ocean into the factory more of an issue, but I was fine with that to have the protection of a fuck off tall cliffside to keep random monsters from gleefully coming onto my factory.

At this point, I had greatly upgraded my sonic-emitter fabricator, so now with Spirit stones acting as basically high-end nuclear fuel I was ab...

Upgrades Chapter 76

With my door locked by Eris as she followed me into my room, I took a seat on the small couch that was opposite a couple of chairs with a table separating the chairs and couch that was in front of my king-sized bed.

And as Eris naturally walked over and elegantly took a seat in front of me I was able to take in her form as she settled into the seat.

Long lucious blond hair that fell past her waist, she was a somewhat taller than usual woman at about five-ten probably... And very f...

Kitsune in Teyvat Chapter 22

After I awoke from my nap, and Shenhe finished her session of deep meditation that was apparently even better than sleeping for her. We quickly continued our journey towards Liyue City and with a couple of hours of travel we had reached the coastal city.

And once we got there I could feel Shenhe shivering in place as she held my kitsune's form in her arms so I naturally asked. "Is something wrong?"

"Nothing is wrong... I just smelled the scent of my master's perfume, I felt the wi...

Commissioned Art

Decided to get a bit of commissioned art done and thought Jake with Hinata just chilling would be nice lol.

I hope you guys like it!

Marvelous Shop, Chapter 1

"Ok, I have seen many a Jake who died from violent, horrific ways, whether it be before their reincarnation or even after as they sometimes don't make the cut or are just unlucky. But you... You died in a pretty distinct way." 

My sponsor flicked my file around for emphasis before dropping it and continuing. "Death by high-pressure nacho cheese machine exploding? Yeah, thats definitely a new one. Thankfully molten hot cheese coated your brain matter that was exposed by the shrapnel...

The Red Priest and Blue Slime Chapter 35

Me and my companions watched as King Gazel Dwargo flew down on his Pegasus towards us and I mused that even his mount was fairly strong... But no, I could feel Gazel's power and I knew he was still above me and Rimuru still with how she hadn't become a demon lord yet.

And its not like I was going to become a saint in this world... Though maybe I could become Hero should I gain a blessing from a Greater Spirit. But that would make me reliant on the spirit allowing me to keep the blessing...

Upgrades Chapter 75

The helmet worked its wonders on all the slaves but two of them... They were just broken exactly like the soulless husks I used to fuse into Tamamo. And as such the helmet didn't even work on them as there was no soul for it to interface between said soul and the mind.

But with all the slaves freed, and their free will returned. Then came Astraea's Justice. A justice which was as swift as an arrow and as deadly and to the point as a spear to the heart.

"Did you enslave that man? D...

Gamer Chapter 41.5 Alt POV

Andromeda was a woman on a mission.

Silently she crept through the night. The harpies who once would attempt to eat her had been cowed, beaten and humiliated into obedience. Their chirps that could give away her position had been silenced under her Celestial Bronze-toed boots over the last couple of weeks.

And swiftly she reached the core of the forest and laid in wait.

Lied in wait for hours within a tree while being hidden with the shadowy canopy for hours on hours on hour...

Weekly Update

Monday- Upgrades, Tensura
Tuesday- Marvelous Shop
Wednesday- Kitsune, Upgrades
Thursday- Martial Teyvat Shortbus
Friday- Aeon of Creation,
Saturday- Upgrades, Broken Hearts
Sunday- Last Day Bunker

Gamer Chapter 41

An agreement was made with Gunhild made with the woman saying she was going to prepare a Geass for her and her daughter's surrender. I meanwhile went and collected Yuki, Arianna, and the Nephilim, Alicia Clemice.

And by the time we returned to the royal palace, Kiyohime had finished her grizzly work and I sent her a nod as she demurely took my arm into a hug against her chest as she leaned against me.

"Any survivors Kiyohime?" I asked quietly about this city of sin that was a bit ...

Lewd Worm Cyoa Chapter 65

Obviously Kunou and Yasaka needed some time alone for themselves as Yasaka was dealing with the information about her coming pregnancy. Kunou wanted to spend more time with her mom.

And I myself needed to head on back home to Kuoh, as I needed to get my group together and ready to leave Kuoh and establish my force between Kuoh and Kyoto actually. Oh and also I still had to setup that meeting with Rias about becoming her own contracted magician with how Issei died and I needed to get the...

The Longest Short Bus. Chapter 35

You wanna know something sad? A bunch of Halo Spartan's being thrown at Gurellia militia rebels who didn't want to pay taxes or whatever... Wanna know something even sadder?

A bunch of zombies and mutated guardsmen against several squads of Captain America's and Winter Soldier's who were armored in power armor. Their weapons were strong enough to destroy tanks at the higher settings, and their skill and reflexes were great enough that they could dodge sniper fire due to the blessing my ...

Hero Within, Monster Without Chapter 15 Partly Alt POV

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Elsa and Annika, Broken Hearts

As said on the title, Elsa with the silvery hair. Annika with the blond and both are Nordic vampire nuns if you guys forgotten.

Religion in Marvel can get weird...