Chapter 42
Horcruxes
Sirius poked a beastly paw with his toe and watched it twitch. “Someone dropped a live Chimaera in my house?”
“It wasn’t alive,” Harry said. James was helping him stand, supporting one of Harry’s arms with his body. “It was undead. Reanimated, like an Inferus.”
“Someone put an undead Chimaera in my house?”
“Clearly,” James said. “Unless it strolled in on its own.”...
2025-08-29 01:18:12 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I had a really hard time getting words out yesterday, so it took an extra day to get this one done, but it's finally finished.
Chapter 31
Neglect
For the second time ever, Harry Apparated to Greengrass Manor. Daphne let him in at the door. She had dark circles under her eyes but her hair and makeup were flawless. Let it never be said that Daphne Greengrass neglected her appearance.
“Good. You’re here....
2025-08-26 06:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 10
Wrackspurts
“I never agreed to this!” Lavender said. “I barely know you!”
Luna tilted her head. “I thought that we knew each other quite well. We were in the DA together.”
“I meant, we aren’t even friends!”
“Are we not?” Luna said. “That’s a shame. I believed that we were.”
Even as embarrassed as she was, Lavender put her foot in her mouth. She blushed hard, and I don’t think it was ...
2025-08-23 09:38:38 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 41
The Best Laid Plans…
Harry couldn’t breathe.
It wasn’t about fear. Nothing could breathe inside of Grimmauld Place now. Oxygen had been sucked out soon after the door shut. The entire house was sealed. This was a trap.
A quick Bubble-Head Charm handled Harry’s respiratory needs. It wasn’t a common spell, but it wasn’t exactly advanced magic. If someone went to the lengths of enchanting Grimmauld Place like this, ...
2025-08-21 05:52:40 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: This has been done since this morning, but I needed to post it from my PC instead of my laptop because there is no way the Patreon AI would have left it up if I posted it normally.
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2025-08-20 02:20:26 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 40
Grim Discoveries
“I was just following orders!”
Everyone inside Witch’s Brew — a coffee shop nestled one block from the junction of Diagon and Knockturn — turned to look at the table by the window. Harry tried to reassure the other patrons that everything was fine with his best smile. He wasn’t sure if it worked. It didn’t help that the woman sitting across from him was bowing so low that her head pressed onto the ta...
2025-08-17 09:05:08 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Writing all these dialogue chapters back to back is gonna kill me. They're my favorite part of other people's stories, and they're my favorite part of my stories when I go back to read them later, but Merlin they take a long time to write. This one was almost ten hours after all the edits and tweaking.
Chapter 30
Are You Scared of What You’d Find?
“You’re rebelling, aren’t you,” Rodolphus said.<...
2025-08-16 06:11:45 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Next chapter will finish up our time spent in the past, then jump back to the future and have our first Naruto/Kyu scene.
Now that I've gotten these two written and edited, I'll be jumping back to my other works. Professor Potter and Dark Days are the next on the menu.
Chapter 13
How to Die
Naruto leaned back just enough to make a bone blade miss. He threw a punch, but Kimimaro’s shoulder grew a la...
2025-08-15 06:59:50 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I'm still tweaking and rewriting portions of chapter 13, but it will be finished tomorrow, along with an update of something else. Probably one of DHHH, MODLOW, or Dark Days.
Chapter 13
The Boy of Bones
Naruto waved, swinging his whole arm over his head. He was in fresh clothes— a black t-shirt and orange pants that were loose enough not to slow him down. In front of the Kage residence, Temari and Gaara ...
2025-08-14 08:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 9
Admiring the Sights
My new bed was comfy, but I had trouble sleeping that night.
I kept thinking about the things the Sorting Hat told me. Tons of famous mortal were actually demigods if you knew what to look for, so it wasn’t shocking that the same would be true for wizards. I wondered what kinds of things the founders might have left behind in this castle. If the Mist was used, it wouldn’t be impossible to hide them from regu...
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2025-08-11 00:22:42 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 39
Humble Origins
“Wrong!” Umbridge screamed. “Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong! You know nothing about me!”
She spun to the class, smiling like a kid trying to hide bad news.
“You don’t believe him, right? He’s out of his mind. It’s a lie. A malicious lie, designed to besmirch my name. You’re smart children. You’ll ignore him and never talk about this, right? Right?”
Umbridge found nothing but sullen f...
2025-08-10 02:57:29 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 35
The Grass is Always Greener Part 2
“...I don’t think the father-in-law is supposed to be the one who gets down on one knee,” Harry said. “Usually, that’s for the man in a relationship, when he and his partner love each other very much—”
“You talk too much,” Lord Greengrass said.
“And you don’t explain as much as you should. What do you say we meet in the middle? I’m curious why you’re raffling your ...
2025-08-08 08:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I know interim-style chapters can sometimes feel tedious or boring, but I think this one answers enough questions people have that it should be pretty entertaining.
Chapter 11
Hokage’s Office
The Hokage’s office scared Ino at the best of times. It was a rare occasion for her to see the inside of it. Every time she stood here, it left her feeling small.
The back wall was a row of parallel windows ...
2025-08-06 08:25:15 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: We're finally back! There's not a huge amount of this story left, so I might start writing chapters when I have free time even on weeks it doesn't do amazing in the polls. Just to bring it to its conclusion.
Chapter 36
The Stand
“Peeercy, here you are!”
Evening was dawning when he found me. My nymph playmates had already retired to their brooks and trunks to recover the...
2025-08-06 00:25:07 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 38
Who's Your Momma
A day and a half after the drinking party Harry was back at work in his office. Lesson plans had to be adjusted to squeeze in field trip preparations on top of everything else. It was quite the avalanche of work he’d accidentally set off, one he was about halfway through when guests arrived.
“Is now a good time?” Blaise asked.
Harry looked up from the scattered papers in front of him. He capped the pen...
2025-08-03 17:37:48 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 10
Free Like the Wind
“When you say that you’ve got more to tell me, I get the feeling that you aren’t talking about using your words—”
Temari leaned back. With her grip on Naruto’s Yukata, she pulled him on top of her. They landed with a spray of sand, his knee resting between her legs.
“You’re not the brightest, are you?” she asked.
“I’m selectively bright!” Naruto said.
“...Just kiss me....
2025-07-30 22:29:59 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 3
The Transfer
Harry was sipping his morning tea when the Ministry owl swooped through the window — left open for just this kind of correspondence — and shed a letter into his lap.
The envelope flitted from side to side, wafting until it landed on the bobbing head of Luna Lovegood. Luna looked up at it, crossing her eyes in the process, and decided it was as good a hat as any. She deepthroated Harry with a sopping gag, allowing h...
2025-07-29 08:06:37 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Trying to do two chapters today was overly ambitious. This one turned out long by Professor Potter standards. It took me all day to get it right.
Chapter 37
Good Luck
“Here’s the Firewhiskey you ordered! And an extra bottle, for my favorite table.”
Rosmerta batted her eyes as she placed three full bottles of Ogden's finest on the corner table Harry’s group had picked. She left with swaying...
2025-07-27 08:36:30 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 9
One Windy Night
“Are you upset with me?” Temari asked. “We can leave the dresses for another time. The festival offers plenty of other activities.”
She set the clothes back on the rack and walked into the street, smiling at Naruto. He scratched his cheek.
“You don’t wanna fight?”
“Why would I want to do something like that?” Temari tilted her head. “You’re a guest. And my father’s guests aren’t...
2025-07-24 07:51:21 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: God this one took forever. The original blueprint was to do a Lavender and Luna scene at the end, but I delayed that to next chapter. Part of that is because this chapter would be way too long with a smut scene added to it (it's already pretty long) and part of it is that because of the length, I didn't really have time to develop Lavender properly. It would have felt rushed to get straight into the sex that fast.
Oh, and apologies if there are any noticeab...
2025-07-22 09:04:57 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 8
Festival of Fortitude
From far away Sunagakure looked like an anthill— but a pretty one.
The village was baked into a deep circular canyon. Sandstone cliffs rose in three layers above the village, their dusty faces too exposed for any shinobi to infiltrate. The buildings were made from a similar substance to the cliffs, just one shade darker. Suna’s mud architecture was known to be as hard as iron once it hardened. It was just ...
2025-07-19 07:07:10 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 36
Checking In
Apparating in front of Longbottom Manor, Harry walked the dirt path toward its front door. Before he made it far, a second crack announced the arrival of someone else. James Potter brushed dirt off the sleeves of his heavy, buttoned coat.
“Evening,” Harry greeted.
James looked over. After a miniscule pause, he said, “Good to see you, Harry.”
That lag was there each time the two met. James was trying...
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2025-07-15 19:04:11 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: This is a slow one that falls between more high-octane plots. Fair warning, this might be a pretty difficult read, but I think it's worth it.
Chapter 29
Lestrange Manor
Rodolphus awoke, as he did every morning, to the sound of his wife leaving their bed.
He rolled onto his side and looked across it. Bellatrix left nothing behind but an indent in the sheets three meters away from Rodolphus. She had ch...
2025-07-15 07:46:51 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Sorry if I butchered the Italian bits. I speak some Spanish so I can handle a few words in that language, but I had to use Google Translate and cross my fingers for the veela colony parts.
Chapter 13
Emergency Vacations
The following day, Hogwarts was abuzz with gossip again. It was almost as frantic inside the Great Hall as it had been on the day of Rita’s original article.
In an effort to get t...
2025-07-13 07:26:53 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 7
The Kazekage and the Fox
“Move,” Onoki said.
His arms were crossed, which seemed to be his default stance when not attacking. Naruto had plenty of time to get used to the old man’s habits over the last few days as he was chased around the Land of Rain. Onoki was stubborn to a fault.
“No,” Rasa said.
“While I am asking, get out of my way.”
“Or else what?” Gold dust shifted aro...
2025-07-12 07:25:36 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon took this down literally a minute after I posted it. I think I need to stop mentioning things that happened while characters were in school even if it has nothing to do with the smut.
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2025-07-11 08:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 35
Field Trip Prep
Harry inhaled. He rested his fingertips on the desk he taught behind, gazing over the empty seats of his classroom. It hadn’t been very long, only a few days, but it felt nice to be back.
Apparently, he wasn’t the only one excited about making his return. As his fifth years funneled into the room, almost every single one congratulated him on his recovery. One of the last to enter, Ron Weasley looked ready to cr...
2025-07-10 00:44:36 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Sorry about the impromptu break. Migraines acted up again and put me on my ass for a couple days.
Chapter 32
The Half-Blood Movement
No journalist in Britain could compare to Rita Skeeter. She was a household name. The Prophet’s shining beacon of journalism. If any reporter could be considered a celebrity in the wizarding world, it was her without a doubt, and she had done anything necessary in order t...
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