A/N: These are the scenes that were going to be in the last chapter. I ended up separating them and expanding them, making it into a full chapter. Enjoy!
Chapter 16
Squib
“There’s something very wrong with this…” Hermione said.
Her wand was pointed at the necklace where I left it, thrown in the corner of the bathroom. I didn’t see her use any spells. Hermione frowned, stepping back from the jewelry. 2025-11-07 07:56:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Chapter 5
To Please a Milf
“Please, go ahead,” Harry invited. “Take a closer look— they don’t bite. I hope you won’t either.”
Anastacia Greengrass looked nervous. Her shame at being caught peeping hung in a red haze on her cheeks. With deliberate movements, she got up on her knees and closed the small distance between her and the virile manhoods facing her. She had to waddle as she went, since her panties were still looped arou...
2025-11-05 06:46:05 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 40
Soulloss
Hogwarts was back as if it never stopped. Classes were on again. Chatter could be heard, between periods, about whether Fleur Delacour would hold onto the hefty lead she’d taken following the second task, or if another champion would steal the Triwizard Tournament out from under her. The only sign that anything had been amiss was a certain extra jumpiness Draco Malfoy showed during the first week. He’d developed a fear of o...
2025-11-02 21:56:42 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Halloween Y'all! I don't know wha
2025-11-01 02:07:40 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: In light of feedback, I've edited chapter 14 (the battle between Naruto and Rasa and Orochimaru's forces). I lowered how many tails Naruto was using at every point in the fight by one (4 tails -> 3 tails, 3 tails-> 2 tail, etc.) and rewrote sections to make it clearer that Kabuto was being injured by the Jinchuriki cloak, he was just healing himself as he went.
Chapter 17
The Land of Snow
“Let’s ...
2025-10-30 08:12:06 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Whenever I get to an important chapter that I have a really clear idea for in my head, I end up taking forever writing and rewriting the chapter because nothing feels like it captures the scenes right. The same thing happened with Naruto vs. Obito in Fifty Shades-- the chapter took me like four days to write. Anyway, after (probably too much) revising, here's chapter 48. Enjoy!
P.S. I imagine you A/N: Whenever I get to an important chapter that I have a rea...
2025-10-28 08:10:09 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 39
A Night in the Woods
Bellatrix Lestrange giggled. Not so much because something was funny but because everything was funny.
Take her cell, for example. It was formed of crude stones and was wet more often than not, water running down the walls and infiltrating her threadbare robes. Or her neighbors— fellow followers of Voldemort or miscellaneous dark wizards, tossed here to rot for the rest of their lives. Even th...
2025-10-25 07:27:34 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I got carried away with this one. What I expected to be 3,000 words ended up being 5,000. I don't think I'm getting the MODLOW update done tonight after all.
Chapter 3
Easy Work
Harry sat, with his arms crossed, at one of the nail-bitten wooden tables in Fairy Tail’s guild hall. You could see all the places it had been snapped, burned, stabbed, shot, punctured, and patched back together. Harry didn’t mind it...
2025-10-24 07:42:20 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: We're a few chapters away from the halfway point of this story. I don't know if the second part will be exactly the same length, it could honestly be shorter or longer, but it will represent a shift that I've had in mind since the start. As for this chapter, a lot of it is summary for things that happened in canon and setup for events that are imminent in this story. I thought that the climax of the original series were important enough memories that you should ...
2025-10-21 08:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: This chapter features graphic violence and extreme imagery. If you have trouble with those things, you might be happier skipping this one.
Chapter 14
Hurt and Hurt
“Unfortunately, esteemed assembly, it is my burden to inform you that Representative Potter will not be joining us this afternoon. Believe me, it causes him the greatest discomfort to forgo your company. However, in accordance with the Hephaes...
2025-10-19 05:16:25 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 16
Princess Gale
The door to a hybrid inn-tavern in Sawa no Kuni was thrown open. Around the room, men and women with rough faces sized up the newcomers. There was a blond boy, almost a youth, with the hood of his traveling cloak thrown back. He had one person with him— a woman, by the figure, but her hood was on. They weren’t natives. You could tell by their outfits, without a single animal fur anywhere on them. No one from Sawa no Ku...
2025-10-17 03:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 15
The Imperius Curse
“To Hogsmeade!”
I pointed as I said it, aiming my finger down the path of hard-packed dirt that winded away from Hogwarts. I didn’t get much of a response. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were swathed in scarves and wrapped inside jackets. They weren’t the only ones. Pretty much every student in sight was buried under layers and shivering. The wind was sharp and the weather felt like snow.
“L-Let’s ge...
2025-10-15 07:20:50 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 46
(In)Fallibility
Harry met Dumbledore in the corridor of the seventh floor. He was amused to see the Headmaster wearing his most athletic burgundy robes. Dumbledore had, in the past, confessed that these allowed him the greatest range of motion, while still carrying a magnificent swishing quality after particularly sharp movements.
In short, they were the robes he would choose to duel in.
“I told you, there are no defenses ...
2025-10-12 17:56:23 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 38
Merry Christmas
Azkaban. The nastiest crag to ever jut out of the North Sea— and that was a title that came with stiff competition.
No one liked it. The handful of human guards stationed on the island were good-for-nothings the Ministry didn’t give a rat’s ass about, including those being punished for a particularly big botch job in their normal work. The inmates were the nastiest, meanest, and most dangerous wizard...
2025-10-09 06:10:41 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 33
A Horizon of Walls
Susan screamed. It was a fair reaction, considering Harry just walked in covered in a man’s burnt ashes.
“It’s alright. The burns aren’t mine,” Harry said.
That didn’t do much to calm her. Susan lurched, putting her back against the wall, and grabbed her stomach. Her scream had earned the attention of others. Hannah and Fleur burst into the room with Fang the dog hot on their heels. They were f...
2025-10-07 06:40:05 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 14
Day Off
The day that Quidditch tryouts rolled around, I went off on my own.I’d never been a big sports guy. One that involved flying? Yeah, keep me far away from that.
It felt like I was one of the only people in the castle who didn’t show up to that tryout. From far off, I could see the Quidditch field swarming with so many people that they looked like ants. People who weren't there to try out had crowded the stands ...
2025-10-06 07:27:07 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 15
Foxy Woman
The stop at Kimimaro’s grave delayed their journey enough that, by the time they left the canyon behind, signs of night were starting to show. They decided to camp on a dry-cracked mesa. Naruto lit a few pieces of wood he’d brought with a quick Katon ninjutsu. In Wind Country, the nights could be as cold as the days were hot.
“Y’know, I never really asked,” Naruto said, warming his hands over the fire...
2025-10-02 09:06:36 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I'm going to be so for real. I did no work while I was on vacation. I couldn't even find the time/energy to edit the prewritten chapters. But I'm home now, ready to dive back in!
I'll put up a poll for Shopping Bag and above members tomorrow about chapters you want to see this week. And I'll be using the chapters I only have to edit to stay on top of daily uploads and hopefully increase my consistency. Oh, and for those of you who left comments on ...
2025-10-01 06:16:33 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I wrote the first chapter of this ages ago and it was well received, but it never really flourished in the polls and it got forgotten. I don't want it to be completely forgotten, so I'm giving it a chance to progress and maybe garner more interest.
Chapter 13
Origins
You know what? Classes were alright. Some of them were even kind of fun. Herbology was my personal favorite. Handling life-threatening plants made me feel like I was back in Camp Half-Blood, where even a simple climbing wall had to come equipped with lava to spice up your life.
Potions was becoming my second favorite class. Based on the two periods we had so far, it was all group work. Slughorn kept me paired with Daphne. ...
2025-09-19 03:52:30 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 37
Cat Gets the Tongue
My form was… twisted. I don’t know how else I can describe it. My body was mangled and my consciousness had been scrambled. It was like being stuck in the world’s most scattered dream. Sometimes, it even felt like I was looking down at my own body from some kind of aerial view.
I heard voices at points. I thought I saw flashes of yellow— sometimes the hair of the girl who found my body, and sometimes a ...
2025-09-17 03:02:13 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: This one took a few days to get right, hence the gap between this and the last chapter. Hope you enjoy!
Chapter 43
The Art of the Mind
A knock sounded at Harry’s office door. “Come in!” he called.
“Good evening, Professor—?”
Neville’s greeting was cut off by a raucous backfire. He flinched. His wand was in his hand and raised in under three seconds.
Harry wiped grease off his hands...
2025-09-16 01:38:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 5
Doing the Deed
“One room? It’s cute how close you girls are,” Harry said.
The shared room where Astoria and Daphne were staying was moderately sized with two twin beds on opposite sides. Astoria had a girlish taste in colors, the sheets and pillowcases being a blend of white and pastel pink. Daphne’s side was purely green and black. A line of tape ran down the middle of the room, dividing it in two. Harry pulled Astoria tow...
2025-09-13 03:59:55 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: There might be a few more typos than usual in this one. I try not to spellcheck too late at night because tired eyes miss too much, but sometimes it can't be avoided.
Chapter 37
Wedding Bells
Wedding bells were ringing at Greengrass Manor.
On the front lawn, Harry stood in fancy dress robes. Facing him, lined up in white dresses, stood Daphne, Astoria, and Anastacia. They all looked beautiful ...
2025-09-11 08:02:29 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 32
Rookwood
Harry awoke the next morning to a woman’s lips on his balls. He hadn’t been nude when he went to sleep, but had somehow lost his underpants overnight. He had strong suspicions that had to do with the blond on her knees between his legs.
Narcissa was dressed in formal robes that wouldn’t be out of place on the floor of Wizengamot. She was also bent over, her hands on Harry’s knees and her lips affixed below his swo...
2025-09-09 08:59:48 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 43
Don't Go
Harry slept like a rock for a full twelve hours, from the early evening straight through to morning. When he woke up, Madam Pomfrey’s treatments had done their work. He stood up and stretched his arms. His core felt as good as new.
“Not bad for coming out of a fight like that,” he said.
It was still a mystery where the Chimaera had come from. Logic dictated Voldemort, if only on the basis of the magic used. In...
2025-09-06 07:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 12
Lessons Continue
“I really think the two of you shouldn't have done that,” Hermione said, clutching her books as they left the defense room.
“You saw how Snape was talking,” Harry said. “No wonder he was after this job for so long. He gets to stand in front of kids talking about how dangerous and powerful the Dark Arts are— I wonder how he knows? Oh, right. Because he’s a damn Death Eater.”
...
2025-09-05 08:16:14 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 14
The First Job
Harry, Ron, Daphne, and Astoria sat in a room on the second floor of Greengrass Manor. Portraits of the old family heads hung on the walls; Harry couldn’t tell if they were enchanted or not because they weren’t moving. Harry and Ron sat in plush recliner seats while the Greengrasses, as hosts, sat in slightly nicer (read: more expensive) chairs of similar make. Daphne was staring at her fingernails, her large ...
2025-09-03 07:41:47 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I wanted to fit the whole first day into this chapter but it was already getting long, so I'm breaking what was going to be this chapter into two (while I continue working on the second half). Chapter 12 will probably go up tomorrow along with a chapter of something else.
Chapter 11
Lessons Begin
“One day, Mr. Jackson. That is stunningly quick work. We professors were supposed to have our Sunday off, but as eve...
2025-09-02 04:07:33 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 14
Under the Sun
The sun made the narrow canyon as hot as an oven. Rasa adjusted the brim of his Kazekage headdress.
“Only an outsider would choose such a time for a meeting,” he said.
The two masked guards behind him didn’t respond. Looking ahead, Rasa spotted the envoy they were looking for.
“Do you represent Orochimaru?” he asked, coming to a stop in front of the boy.
He was pale and shirtl...
2025-08-31 08:44:04 +0000 UTC View Post