Hamzah Al-Emad

79 - Fever in Nederlans

I've contracted Omicron and amidst my delirium I enjoy pillow talk with a member of the Netherlands consulate, and I recommend you do the same.

The Comprehensive Hamzah Workout Plan 2024

New manifesto just dropped. This plan has been meticulously crafted for those wanting to look good during sex.

This link takes you to a doc that will be periodically updated.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s3OxoNd2Ov01xvgRkqOsoln4em6e7isqu0vbk-PkDdY/edit?usp=sharing

78 - Temu Mom

Watch the sunrise as I spout alt-right conspiracies with a live audience of unsuspecting white early risers and their 80 lb dogs in unpodcasted land. I am typing this bundled up in bed with the cold that recording this induced.

78 - Temu Mom

Watch the sunrise as I spout alt-right conspiracies with a live audience of unsuspecting white early risers and their 80 lb dogs in unpodcasted land. I am typing this bundled up in bed with the cold that recording this induced. 

77 - New Year Sick Me

I've caught virus, I'm beefing with my orthodontist, I apologize Alix Earle and I accuse Andy Cohen.

77 - New Year Sick Me

I've caught a virus, I'm beefing with my orthodontist, I apologize for Alix Earle and I accuse Andy Cohen.

76 - Gypsy Goes to Dune

Gypsy Rose is transported to the world of Dune. Here she learns new skills to keep her brain young and spry. I shun letterbox users, shun the merch company that scammed me, I shun people in love, I shun a lesbian(??)  Woah not cool man...

76 - Gypsy Goes to Dune

Gypsy Rose is transported to the world of Dune. Here she learns new skills to keep her brain young and spry. I shun letterbox users, shun the merch company that scammed me, I shun people in love, I shun a lesbian(??)  Woah not cool man...

75 - Healthy Hamzah

After a week of committing egregious crimes including but not limited too - ordering 6 combos from Churches Chicken, watching Kai Cenet, 18 hours of screen time in a day - I start my day on the right foot (squatting 1 plate off a caffeine pill).

75 - Healthy Hamzah

After a week of committing egregious crimes including but not limited too - ordering 6 combos from Churches Chicken, watching Kai Cenet, 18 hours of screen time in a day - I start my day on the right foot (squatting 1 plate off a caffeine pill).

74 - Lobster Wars

I recap a night of gluttony and ring lights. I'm not racist any more thanks to Youtube. Taylor person of the year... I talk in a Fortnite accent for about 70% of the episode cuase I was grinding Lego Fortnite all night

74 - Lobster Wars

I recap a night of gluttony and ring lights. I'm not racist any more thanks to Youtube. Taylor person of the year... I talk in a Fortnite accent for about 70% of the episode cuase I was grinding Lego Fortnite all night

Random comment get beanie + sticker pack

73 - Bad Review

I get my first scathing dm to the podcast...drama mama. I fall at a mall, my Uber Eats guy thinks I'm hamas (what (lil jon)) and I get a lil salty in the end of religion woah.

73 - Bad Review

I get my first scathing dm to the podcast...drama mama. I fall at a mall, my Uber Eats guy thinks I'm hamas (what (lil jon)) and I get a lil salty in the end of religion woah.

Sorry for late upload wifi was bugging. 

Congrats Alexa Hernandez on winning giveaway!

72 - Bombaclat Rapture

I confess my scamming days as a young Hamzah, inform you on how I spend your money, have a little bible study chat, and say good things about Australia.

72 - Bombaclat Rapture

I confess my scamming days as a young Hamzah, inform you on how I spend your money, have a little bible study chat, and say good things about Australia.

Random commenter gets beanie + stickerpack from outofcharacter.store.

71 - Hamzah Weighs In

Hamzah weighs in on current events and even more. Hamzah joins the celebrity in signing for a ceasefire. Addison Rae kisses him in his dreams. Hamzah teaches you how to sleep perfectly,  clear your skin, and fix loneliness. You are getting your money's worth.

71 - Hamzah Weighs In

Hamzah weighs in on current events and even more. Hamzah joins the celebrity in signing for a ceasefire. Addison Rae kisses him in his dreams. Hamzah teaches you how to sleep perfectly,  clear your skin, and fix loneliness. You are getting your money's worth. 

70 - Hamzah Vs. The World

I get so mad about everything that I open up about my feelings. Only here on Patreon. 

70 - Hamzah Vs. The World

I get so mad about everything that I open up about my feelings. Only here on Patreon. I accidentally uploaded this in very high quality LOL.

69 - New Month New Me

I was on my hands and needs naked on the bathroom floor for 25 minutes. November is a new month and with it I renew my intentions and catalogue what I'm grateful for. Smash that like button.

69 - New Month New Me

I was on my hands and needs naked on the bathroom floor for 25 minutes. November is a new month and with it I renew my intentions and catalogue what I'm grateful for. Smash that like button.

68 - Lets Go Fishing

I confess a crime I committed that brought me to tears. My home smells like ass because of a leak in my sink. But I'm going to a super scary haunted house in about 7 hours so that's awesome. No haircut yet cuz they're afraid of hamzah. 

Congrats Quincy on winning the giveaway :) you will be dmd soon.

What is up guys

Completely jammed today with Slushy / secret project coming up.. So episode will come out tomorrow <3 . I'll also have a new haircut tomorrow to show off Inshallah it is nice. To apologize for the delay one random person who comments get free beanie + sticker pack from outofcharacter.store 

EARLY ACCESS DEAL

Guys... I've figured out what to do with the little remaining inventory on outofcharacter.store...

For the very little stock remaining, if you subscribe for a year in advance, you get a free T-shirt, a Crewneck, or a Beanie PLUS a sticker pack.. Check the website for available sizes and styles, if you want to make sure the size and style you want is available before subscribing, DM the Patreon Account.<...

67 - Prototype Pants

We should have a support group for all the youth who grew up with those butchered Ross pants. The way my butt cheeks ran out of space while the legs simultaneously dragged on the floor. Today I'm grateful for clothes that fit.

66 - Scatterbrain

I just listened to this whole episode and genuinely I don't think I had a single complete sentence uttered. I want to apologize in advance. I'm honestly embarrassed at how incoherent I am so to make up for it I am doing 30 push ups rn. You can't see it but I really am dude trust me.

65 - Leave My Jewels Alone

Jacob Day confronts my little jewels, a gay wizard invites me to a ritual (woah), I'm hot I'm pissed I dont have ac I don't want to tell you anymore watch to find it jeez louis

64 - 21 Year Old Man

The new era of OOC is here and we're here to stay. We talk alt-right, gays, Poloboy's satanic arc, Shawn Mendes dropping his little potatoes, girlfriend weather, bowel movements, you know the drill. I am showing so much neck in this it's insane.

If the video and audio dont match come back in like 2 hours im replacing it its uploading

Hey guys 💔

Due to an ongoing personal emergency there was no way I could get a the pod up in time BUT you won’t have to wait long as OOC returns to YT this Sunday with Martin and I. Of course there will still be solos here every Wednesday. And to make up for the missed episode they’re will something fun uploaded here before the end of the month apart from the weekly pods. Thank you for you understanding y’all

This is like the first time I have ever missed an episode here so this feels very ...