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Feast of Kale(Goku to Kale Tg)

Kale felt equal parts shame and embarrassment at the ploy she was doing, knowing she stood no chance in a fight with Goku. Yet did the people in charge of their battle plan really have to get around it like this? They had essentially realized she was exceptionally gifted in honing her Ki, and more important...

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False to True(Nisekoi Ruri/Tsugumi Tg)

"Why do I have to babysit this thing?"

Raku had the rare day off from 'pretending' to be in love with his rival gang's heir, exhausted after yet another school day filled with misunderstandings, shenanigans and close calls. When he heard he could have a day in solitude it honestly surprised him given ...

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Sexy Scoops(Journalists to Tabloid Girls)

"We have rights!"

"Just because we invaded your castle doesn't mean you get to treat us like prisoners!"

Bob merely sighed, the Overlord more than tired with the imprisoned journalists who had snuck in to report on his hero stopping techniques. His mysteriousness was a big part of his appeal, an...

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Gurren La-Girls(Yoko/Simon Swap/Nia TfTg)

"Ooh wow! This thing looks important don't you agree Simon?"

"Uh, y-yeah Yoko."

Simon was sweating, trying to avoid gawking at Yoko's well defined ass, half of which was sticking out of her incredibly small short shorts. It was a serious mission they were on, yet he als...

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Explanation for the Lull

So basically my dad's been in and out of surgery for the last few weeks and now that he's back I'm taking care of him. This mixed with work and health issues have delayed me but thankfully the situation should stop being so time consuming soon and once I move out on May 15th it's going to be full bore writing for all of May. Thank you all for your patience and I'll be back to my regular schedule soon.

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The Lust Of Us(Ellie Tg)

"That stings!"

"Good! Remember that the next time you act carelessly!"

Joel was a bit rough treating Ellie's wounds, annoyed at her carelessness. Just because she was immune from the Infected didn't mean she could act like the world was one big playground. She had accid...

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Opposites Attract(Cardin to Pyrrha RWBY TG)

"Where is he? Where's that incompetent little shit who thinks he's better than me?!"

Cardin Winchester was furious after his stress relief gopher had the gall, no even the merest thought of fighting back. It had been a shit day overall for him already and the public training period ha...

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Nobody Likes a Karen(Pokemon Tg)

It was like a nerd Mecca, Pokemon's much talked about 18+ panel at the convention center and all Dash could think of in a crowd of wide eyed, excited "adults" was how full of shit they all were. It was the same baby shit. They just wanted an excuse to pass out shots so the developers could continue pretendi...

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Yakuza to Call Girl(Goro Majima Tg)

Kazuma Kiryu walked with a swagger that made cars avoid him on the street. He could walk into a person without skipping a beat, and they would be the ones to apologize. Not that he would, he wasn't the type to abuse strangers or lord his strength over the weak, though with such strength came power, and with...

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Made Into A Top Tier Girl(Tier Harribel Tg)

"CHARO!!!"

"Um, how do you know my- I mean that's not-"

"During a drunk AMA you posted a selfie in the server!"

"...oh. God I'm a fucking idiot."

It was the first convention in a while that Charo had been able to attend given the last years of crap and he was ready t...

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A Swann's Life For Me(Elizabeth Swann Tg)

Billy the Boar was true to his name, aggressive and brutish, no crew able to handle his foul nature nor his foul stench after enough weeks in close quarters. Now that he was getting on in years, his only chance of retiring would be either through getting lucky, or getting strung up on a rope, and it was the...

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Darkness' Embrace(Destiny 2 Tg)

Draknus woke with a start, his ship dark and lifeless as it hurtled towards some predetermined course, the same dream torturing him as always, the same glitched out voice beckoning towards a great black pyramid in the stars.

"Come to us."

There didn't seem to be a choice, in a fit of madness Draknus destroying the comms and steering as he left the driving of his ship up to the cosmos beyond, the darkness guiding him closer. The drifting had been accelerat...

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April Poll Time

It's that time again! Vote for what gets written.

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April Monthly Suggestions

Alright it's that time again. Give me your monthly suggestions and remember if you can see this, you can submit one idea. If you already gave one on Discord then you have already been logged.

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Like Catgirls and Doggirls(Korone and Okayu Tg)

"I already have one thing that hates me in this house without fail, why would I want another loner asshole?"

"Waah waah you just want a dog so you're not the only person drooling over the furniture."

"THE HELL DID YOU SAY  TO ME?! Are you that desperate for some pussy in yo...

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Gangsters to Gyarus(Tomboy Multi Tg)

(As voted on by my patrons.)

"A-ANIKEEEEE~ IT'S SO W-WAAAARM~!"

"What's happening to you Nagaharu? Fight it you can't let something like this overco-"

"AGGH L-LOOK AWAY ANIIIIKIII I'M GONNA OOOOH SHIT SHIT FUUUUUUUCK!"

Michitaka didn't know how to r...

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A Full Remake(Tifa and Aerith Tg)

My greatest work yet.

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Explosively Energetic(Bakugou to Mako Tg)

"Where are my gauntlets?! I've been waiting for a fucking WEEEK!"

"Hey you can't rush perfection besides I figured out how to make them even more powerful I just need to get it so they stop crushing the hands of whoever holds them. A small iss-"

"If I can't wear...

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Jacked Off(Kyoka Jirou Tg)

James eyed the pink pen warily, not really believing it was real. It was just barely out of the box sent by his friend Jack who was on the line. The paper was blank besides his phone number with his name above since they usually only talked on discord.

"You said you got this from Charo?"

"Yep."<...

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Bitch Boot Camp(Soma to Sarge Tg)

"That's all you had in you you lil shit?!"

Soma was utterly humiliated, his dish destroyed in a matter of moments as the shocks of Sarge's cooking deflated his cake and overly mixed his own ingredients. All of her showy techniques were double disguised, not only leading to a ...

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Teen Titans Go Vlogging(TgTf)

Log #758

“Status report. Raven and Starfire are still not back from their trip, which was expected. What wasn’t expected was for their apparent arch enemy to appear here demanding a fight. We had never heard of this… uh Beast Boy? Do you remember what her name was?”

“No dude. It was like ten syllables and half of them sounded like she was gargling.”

“Well I need a name for the logs so our records stay accurate and up to date.”

“Just c...

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A New Queen For Westeros IV(Jon to Melisandre Tg)

The day passed like a waking nightmare, interspersed with blissful interruptions whenever Daenerys gave Jon an order. Submissiveness was a strange sensation, especially when forced. Because she had told him not to leave if he could help it nor to make a commotion, he found himself unable to utter a peep to ...

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March Poll Time

Going to write Kazuma to Darkness over the weekend, but speaking of poll ideas, it's that time again! Vote for your favorites and the top two will become stories! Vote for as many as you'd like.

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Frosted Over(Cyclops to Emma Frost Tg)

"Hello. I am a normal person here to do normal things in this very not illegal club."

"..."

"Did I mention that I am very normal? You seem to think something is wrong."

Emma Frost had been able to read minds since she was a kindergartner and her psychic abilities were the cream of the crop...

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The New IT Girl(Beverly Marsh Tg)

Henry Bowers could best be described as a junk heap held together by a poultice of hate, his body degraded from years in the mental asylum, his mind only strung together by the desire to kill the Losers club. Normally that'd just land you in prison for the rest of your life, but considering he also spoke of...

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March Story Suggestions

Apologies for being a bit late, but you have a week to give me your ideas. If you gave them to me on Discord already then you are already set. And remember one per person and if you can see this, you can submit an idea.

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A New Queen For Westeros III(Jon to Doreah Tg)

It was near sundown when he had awoken, the light of the setting sun eerie, his nerves set on edge as he tried to avoid being seen. He knew Daenerys was behind this, whatever charm on his memories from before faded and wiped away, the memories of the previous night making his manhood grow stiff though it sh...

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Trapped In Amber(Genshin Impact Tg)

Alex really didn't want to fall into a gacha pit. He felt proud that he had never once done a single in game purchase for anything up to this point, and yet the siren call of Genshin Impact was calling. Okay that was a bit overdone, but seriously, as someone who loved Breath of the Wild and was big into cut...

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Till You're As Sweet As Me(Himari 2nd Person Tg)

You were always a fan of Himari, a well known poster on the reddit and a frequent typer on the Bang Dream discord. It did annoy you how often people undervalued her, but you figured it was just par for the course when people refused to acknowledge best girl. It was fun dealing with fictional characters, knowing your fandom didn’t have to creep out a real person, though the writing staff had been severely undeserving your favorite girl. You get it, she was a bit of a social klutz and usually...

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Anything For An Audience(Kaguya Girls Tg)

You were bored, annoyed that nothing had really happened after Valentine’s Day. Neither you nor your roommate had lucked out on anything relationship wise and it felt like you weren’t making much progress with work. Even a few weeks removed it still annoyed you the lack of forward momentum in either fie...

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