cs188

[YTP] The Peak of Physical Phartin'ass (+ [YTP] Trybersuck)

WhooOoOoOps! Almost forgot to make the Patreon post again! 😅 Cause I already forgot for the Cybertruck YTP, which I'm sure everyone has figured out exists by now...

Much to my surprise, [YTP] Trybersuck got fed to a recommendation algorithm and therefore got pushed to a shit ton of people on YT who don't normally watch my stuff, so that was pretty cool! I had zero expectations for it - in fact I wasn't even sure it was one of my better Doug vide...

Update: Constipation Issues + YTPreview!

Before I bore you with lots of words, be sure to enjoy this 1-minute preview of another random YTP I've worked on (for paid patrons), involving a ridiculous vintage 1980s workout tape called "Tiger Moves". As you can probably tell, it is already hilarious and awkward on its own, but giving it the YTP treatment feels like icing on the cake. I am thankful for the YT recommendation algorithm blessing me with this absolute treasure. 😆

Okay soooo... it's been a freakin' crazy month for...

[YTP] emBallmer

HallaHweew is nearly upon us, and this year Steve Ballmer has come to our rescue! 🧛‍♂️

This can be considered one of those "storyline" YTPs, although the last segment consists of the random "Batshit Ballmer" segment I posted here several weeks ago, with a few changes!

How do I think of these things? ...I'm actually not sure... and maybe that alone should be concerning! 😅 But a big part of it was the fact "embalming" can be forged from his name, so I constructed the ...

[Pootreon Bricksclusive] Bonus Bag o' Brown Bricks

After finishing the self poop (and whilst writing captions for it) I thought of a few more random edits! It's a real basic minute worth of mostly sentence mixing, but I figured it'd be a nice little poop nugget for paid patrons. Thanks again for your support! 😁

[YTP] Please Clean Your VH-ASS

Yet another surprise thing that came together, not planned in the slightest. but I had a blast with it! A few friends / fans recently sent me some old source suggestions, and the rest is history. Hope you enjoy it, and remember to always clean your ass, using whatever tools are available!

FYI, still working on the "deleted videos" essay... it's going to uhhhhh, take considerably longer than I anticipated. I didn't realize I've had over 69 (nice) deleted &...

[YTPreview] Batsh!t Ballmer

One day earlier this year when I was feeling down in the dumps, I watched the infamous "Steve Ballmer Going Crazy" video, and was like "you know, I just feel like fucking around with this for a while to cheer myself up and see what happens!" And man, it worked. There's something really fun about it this source. A bunch of simple stutter effects + a few basic word mixes = absolute joy ...yoy.

Heck, I almost forgot I made this to be honest. So yeah, about a minute worth of the former Mi...

YTPreview and Future Content Plans!

Heeeey guyyyys, CS here with a bunch of words for you to read in a particular order!

So I just wanted to say, sorry about the sluggishness of content output lately, but I'm trying. Things are taking me way longer to put together, and I don't even have a good reason why. Brain might be cluttered and needs defragmenting? (Fragments or something?) I'll ask dad to defragment the disk and hopefully not fuck up all of the computer data. I am focusing on my health & happiness ...

“Brick By Brick, Suck My…” - The Full Frontal Exposé

WhOoOoOps!! Look at me, forgetting to post on Patreon again... You can blame my chronic disorganization for that. Regardless, it's time for my very first video essay! This takes a detailed look into my childhood history and all the specific events that occurred leading up to the creation of "Brick By Brick, Suck My...", along with a big reveal of what the original songwriters think of my parody near the end!

Keep in mind, I'll still be putting out at least ...

[YTP] Flexpocalypse

"Viewers: It's 2 o'clock in the morning... why on Earth are you up publishing YTPs?"
"CS: I've lost control of my life"

Someone suggested taking a look at the latest Phil Swift ad. So I did. And I found some things to do with it. A lot of things, actually. Then I grinded on it for like a week. Combined it with some of the previous Flex Seal ad sources, throw in a dash of Billy Mays, and viola! A giant new steaming load of... uhhh... something. Honestly I was quite proud with s...

[YTP] Spider-Man Loves His Sticky Hands

I whipped this together in a little under 3 days just as a sample of what future shorter YTPs from me might look like. Back to the noisepuppet-y style again, as is customary with most retro TV commercial sources. Honestly proud of the amount of stupidity I crammed into this 😆 Could I have done more with it? Of course, but I really just wanted to produce it quickly and get it out quickly because I have bigger fish currently frying. I basically put the same level of effort in as [YTP] Nobody...

My brain is finally... evolving...? (announcement vid)

Well look at that, a new announcement video!

After I returned from vacation, I had an epiphany / revelation about what I need to do with the channel. While I'm remaining fairly ambiguous in my exact future plans, it will be revealed in time. Everything I had in progress will still get finished (MR remastering I'm looking at you), and then some! You'll be seeing a lot more content from me, in any case, even if it's something completely unexpected.

Thanks again for your continued...

[YTP] Inside (A Gorilla's Butt) Edition

At last, I've finished the sequel to Inside (Your Butt) Edition! Ironically uploaded on the exact same day as it was last year (or close enough). This feels like one of those ones where I may have pushed the envelope a little too far with adult humor as the video progresses, buuuuut(t) hopefully not enough that YouTube's gonna reprimand me for it. Anyways, thanks again to all of you for your continued support, and hope you enjoy this nonsense! ❤️

P.S. I'm going on a bit of a vac...

[YTP] I believed in Joe Hendry way too much

After what feels like an eternity of slowly chipping away at it, this Joe Hendry deluxe disasterpiece will be premiering shortly on YouTube! Includes all the jokes from the original (albeit rearranged) plus a tonnnnn of new stupidity. Hope you enjoy, and thanks for your continued generous support! 😁❤️

[Pootreon Exclusive] Using-the-John Cena Wins the Ass-Wiping World Championship

Some more WWE bullshish! For those who love repetitive humor, this one's for you! 😆 New actual uploads coming soon at the start of July.

Some more WWE bullshish! For those who love repetitive style humor, this one's for you! Had the inexplicable urge to make a short video entirely focused on Cena's "wipe my ass" line. All very simple, but I'm pretty damn satisfied with the results 😆

Two new actual videos are coming soon - one is an extended "deluxe edition" of the Joe H...

[YTP] Wrestroom Wrestling, Vol. 1 - We've Cena 'Nuff

Early access unlisted video for patrons! Well, at least until I type up the captions/subtitles, which will likely be later tomorrow or Monday. Since I know a lot of people rely on them, I'm gonna try to hold off on making my videos public until they're all set from now on.

Anyways, hope you enjoy, and let me know what you think about this potential new series! 😆 Alternate title was going to be "MessleWrania 2025". Wrestling source material is really fun to work with, and honestly w...

[WWE YTPreview] Dollar General Gunther

I had mentioned a while back about making more WWE YTPs, and I still have aspirations of doing so. No idea when I'll get it out, but here's a segment I worked on recently, and it was too good to let it sit on my hard drive 😆 Feels right to make it a patron exclusive for now. Hoping to make a more complete WrestleMania 2025 YTP, since I started some editing on JoJ Cena's pre-WrestleMania speech too.

[YTPreview] Inside (Your Butt Skin) Edition

A ridiculous sequel to Inside (Your Butt) Edition is 2/3rds its way out the poop chute! I already previewed the gorilla section on X/Bluesky a few days ago, but here's a preview from another section I'm happy with, exclusive for Patreon. Feels like I could get myself in some deep trouble with this one, buuuuuuuuuut you know what... TOTALLY WORTH IT.

FYI the Michael Rosen remastering is still happening, just sorta on hold. You know how there are certain time periods of your life that are...

[YTP] Stinky Pinky's Chaocircus

If you've been yearning for more vintage YTPs of 1940s and 1950s film... well yearn no more! Finally crapped out another fossilized turd of ancient history. I consider this the sequel to 2016's "[YTP] Super Circumcision", since they're both children's circus shows, and have equally inappropriate/morally questionable jokes which I've scattered throughout. Definitely tried to make use of the naturally-occurring chaos in the source material here, hopefully giving off the feeling of a coked-up fe...

[YTPreview] GINGER BINGER'S TRYBERSUCK

Happy AprirpA FooF DaD! 🥳 I've been working on a multitude of projects, none of which are ready yet, but here's another tastyyy poop sampler!

A fan suggested using "Ginger Billy" as a source, so I checked him out and became an instant fan. His content is already unhinged and reminds me strongly of the internet legend Coppercab. Making a bunch of stutter edits just makes it feel even more insane. Originally I'd wanted the final thing to be uploaded April 1st, but I'm not 100% happy w...

[YTP] THE QUAMPUTER THAT 'PUTES ITSELF OUT OF AIXISTENCE

Soooo... I guess it's been "a few more days" alright... sheeeesh! Basically this started out as a short thing and turned into a long thing, stemming from my desire to double the length and increase the girth (as they say in schlong terminology.) After making the first edits of the Majorana 1 promo last month, I had originally intended to insert some Microsoft keynote footage as filler, but it ended up taking on a life of its own with how much content there was to work with. And so we have thi...

[YTPreview] MamaJOJorana is a Cuntom Quamputer

While I continue working on the Rosen project, I whipped up a shorter thing that will likely be out in a few more days. A little over a week ago, Microsoft released a 45 second promo for a quantum computing chip (the "Majorana 1"), and for some reason their presentation format always leaves me wanting to edit it into oblivion, so that's exactly what I've done - with the final output being over 3x longer than the source material! Splicing up the audio here was one of those extreme challenges, ...

[YTPreview] Michael's Dirty Shower Time

Here's a new sexy 'lil story from Michael Rosen, just in time for everyone's least favorite holiday! This is one of a couple extra edits I've made for the remastering project. Likely not in its final form, as there's more hot stuff to be inserted (pun intended), as well as visual work to be done, but it seemed fit to share. I might have to make it a tiny bit less explicit in the final video language-wise, but I'm not sure yet.  Thanks for your patience! Whenever I have ...

[YTP] InaugUrination

Well here it is, another fun-filled presidential sentence mix monstrosity! I may have got a bit carried away with this, but I wouldn't change a thing. I don't have much else to say, aside from the fact I'm exhausted. Some explicit outtakes will be coming here soon. Thanks again for your continued support!! ❤️

Michael Rosen Remastering Update!

The update is... uhhh, well I'm still working on it! I forgot how long it took me to make the originals, so re-creating all of them has been way more work than I anticipated. 😆 Michael explained it pretty well in the video above. Hoping for next month, and everyone who was a patron this month will get credited for it obviously.

In the meantime, I've got a lengthy YTP of Trump's Inauguration coming in a matter of days, which I'm quite proud of, so there's that! I realize some of you ...

[YTPreview] The Michael Rosen YTP Remastering Project

Yes, you heard correctly! I've honestly missed having all the Rosen YTPs gone from my main channel since 2018 (due to a questionable and likely illegitimate copyright claim). So my current project is to re-create each of them using HD sources, trying to keep them close to the originals but with some new jokes inserted. Then I'll be combining all of this into a ~10 minute "deluxe edition". Attached is a short preview of "Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit" as an example. Stay tuned for...

JoJJy MaMis - SLeLS RiiR (Christmas Audio Poop)

Just a silly edit I put together earlier today of Johnny Mathis - Sleigh Ride. Hope everyone had a Happy HolidildoH, and "A Garfield Chrapsmas Part 3" is coming soon! Unfortunately Garfield got drugged (again) and slept through Christmas...

[YTP] JONES GOT A BIG BIG BIG BIG ASS

Okay so, for the past month and a half I've been chipping away at this YTP of the three classic Toby Jones viral videos, and for some reason it was just one of those projects I never felt satisfied with. It was something I had planned to put out in November, but it took way longer until I assembled it into something cohesive. Not that YTP ever needs to be cohesive, but the poop flow needed to feel right, and I'm finally 100% (un)satisfied with it. It's also a trip back to the da...

[Pootreon Exclusive] Paula Daula's Wanksgiving Leftovers

You wanna hear Paula spoutin' some more awful filth? Well then here ya go! Another little gift for y'all supporters. Next YTP is out soon!

You wanna hear Paula spoutin' some more awful filth? Well then here ya go! Another little gift for y'all supporters. FYI I hope to have my next YTP out in a few days (the 2nd or 3rd maybe), I was hoping it'd be out today but it just ain't ready yet. Thanks again!! ❤️💩

[YTP] Paula Daula's ThankSCAULDING HOT MESS

Well here we are, finally another full Paula Deen YTP, and also my first Thanksgiving special I've made in years! I had a lot of fun messing with this, and did my best to create some uncomfortable tension between Paula and Donna in the kitchen. Hope you enjoy, and thanks again for your continued support! ❤️

[YTPreview] Paula Daula's F**ksgiving Mess

Working on a Paula Deen YTP for Thanksgiving, and thought I'd share a big 'ol 2 minute slice with y'all!

Working on a Paula Deen YTP for Thanksgiving, and thought I'd share a big 'ol 2 minute slice with y'all! Not finalized yet (especially in the visual department) but I'm pretty happy with what I have. This is the first time I've used a Paula source since 2013, I think? Been working on multiple other things that aren't finished yet, but I'm hoping to get another one out by the 30th ...