The office Christmas party is in full swing and everyone is drunk and enjoying themselves. We sneak away to find the really good booze in the big boss's office, and to have a few minutes away from the noise of the party. To our dismay, he has replaced his very expensive alcohol with fancy bottled water, so we're out of luck. Just drunk enough to be comfortable and open to new experiences, alone in the boss's huge, pretentious office, we may as well take advantage of the situation... right...
2021-12-01 15:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hello my awesome Patrons, and welcome to the last month of 2021 - December!
If you're new here and this is your first monthly announcement post, Welcome! If you've been here before and know the drill, Welcome back! I'm glad to see all of you!
November presented some challenges, but we made it through them and now we're looking at a brand new month that holds nothing but opportunity for greatness, ri...
2021-12-01 13:01:02 +0000 UTC
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2021-11-30 20:00:05 +0000 UTC
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2021-11-29 20:00:04 +0000 UTC
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2021-11-29 01:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Well, y'all, I'm really late with this month's update! Wow. I didn't want to record it while I was on my break, trying to recharge, because it wouldn't have been a very good update. "Hi everyone, I'm exhausted, see you next month." So I waited until I felt a bit more like me again, and that meant it being released a little later in the month.
Thank you to everyone who sent such lovely messages and left such nice comments for me when I anno...
2021-11-27 17:01:02 +0000 UTC
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"...I want to spread the news that it feels this good gettin' used,
Just keep on usin' me 'till you use me up..."
-Use Me, Bill Withers
I'm recording the next episode of my podcast when you decide you have needs that you'd like me to attend to. We have an arrangement that my body is yours, whenever, wherever, however you want, no questions asked. So I stop ...
2021-11-26 22:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Today was horrible, I came home super stressed out because of school and work, and you, being the epic and sweet boyfriend that you are, want to help me feel better. You know Animal Crossing relaxes me, as I'm completely obsessed, so you decide to give me a bit of a massage while I play. But there are other things that relax me just as much as Animal Crossing, things that you are in a very good position to give me as you massage my thighs. Much to my delight, you are even going to give me...
2021-11-22 17:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Warning: This chapter gets a little graphic in its descriptions of the battle, so if you're a bit squeamish, be aware of that. Stay safe, everyone!
Welcome to our fourth installment of Beauty's Bedtime Stories!
We're finally getting some action this month! Well, we had a bit last month with the start of the fight between Menelaus and Paris (Alexandros) over Helen, but this month we get to see the fall-out of Paris's cowa...
2021-11-21 19:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Close your eyes, get comfortable, and let me be your guide through an incredible journey as we explore one of your body's most intensely pleasurable spots. Don't think, and don't worry if you've never experienced this type of pleasure before. I'm going to give you an experience that you will feel from the tips of your toes, all the way up your body, through your limbs, and to the top of your head, one that will make every inch of you tingle and burn in the best way possible. Trust me. Thi...
2021-11-21 17:00:05 +0000 UTC
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I'm baking cupcakes for our sick neighbour, enjoying spending some time in the kitchen. You want to enjoy some time in the kitchen as well, but for a very different reason. We have an arrangement - you can fuck me, anywhere, any time, any way you'd like and I won't object, no matter what I'm doing. You take this opportunity to give me a taste of something very different than my cupcakes, and to show me that when it comes to a recipe for your pleasure, you will be very liberal in your use ...
2021-11-20 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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We haven't been together very long, and being in a relationship is still a fairly new experience for you, so we've agreed to make sure we talk about as many of the important things as we can up-front. One of the most important things we've encountered so far is our different levels of sexual experience. You're still figuring that out, and finding it difficult to ask for what you want. I want to create a safe, loving place for you to voice those fantasies, so we can explore them together. ...
2021-11-19 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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It's early. The alarm hasn't gone off yet. And I'm about to cum. Wait - what? Oh. You're in the mood to start the day with a bang, so you decide to wake me up for a little fun. The kind of fun that leaves me a wet, trembling, panting mess. This is the kind of fun where you count how many times you can make me cum before you can't take it any more and need to join me for an earth-shattering orgasm of your own...
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2021-11-19 17:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Since we're already more than partway through November, it seems appropriate to officially announce the return of my Christmas event, A Beauty-ful Christmas 2021!
Yup, I'm bringing back the month of way too many audios! 😆😆🥰🥰
We've just lost what should have been an easy win because you decided to turn the game into a gongshow by chirping the other team so bad you spent most of the night cooling off in the bin*. You're not one of our enforcers, and you're not typically a goon, so everyone is a bit pissed at you for being such an asshole. If you keep this shit up, you're going to be riding the pine through playoff season, which is the last thing you want. We've worked too hard for this. I'm particularly pissed ...
2021-11-18 22:00:04 +0000 UTC
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After working with you for the last month, I noticed you don't really know anyone here yet, so I invite you out to celebrate New Year's with my friends. The bar is loud, crowded, and overwhelming, so we escape to the quiet of your car. One thing leads to another and your countdown to the New Year ends with a different kind of fireworks than you'd have ever expected.
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It occurred to me that I could...
2021-11-18 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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The weekend is over and it's time to go back to reality. As I'm dealing with one of the assholes I happen to be travelling with, you show up out of nowhere, as you've seemed to do this weekend, and give me a reason to not completely lose my mind. But why are you at the airport? With bags? After a brief final tryst in the airport bathroom, I get the feeling I'm about to learn some things I wasn't expecting. There may just be more to you than meets the eye...
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2021-11-17 17:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Some days just don't go our way, and you're having one of those days. A big work project didn't get the results you wanted, which has led you to blame yourself. You, my darling, are far too hard on yourself, and sometimes you need to be told, in no uncertain terms, just how incredible you really are. We all need a little pep talk from the people we love now and then, don't we?
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If there are any dentists in t...
2021-11-16 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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The wedding was a big success and I find myself a bit sad and lonely when it's all said and done. We're in paradise, with the ocean and the stars, so maybe spending some time at the beach will make me feel better. The last person I expect to see during my moment of solitude is you, especially after last night. It's the strangest thing. Suddenly my night gets a whole lot better...
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This fun little ...
2021-11-16 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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You've shown me a taste of passion, which is what my friend hired you to do, but now that I know you're not actually on the clock, that you're here because you want to be, my only goal is to give you as much pleasure as you've given me, even if I'm not quite sure how to do that just yet. I'm sure you'll help me fig...
2021-11-15 17:00:09 +0000 UTC
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You've had a really rough day, and all you need is a little TLC from someone who understands you, loves you, and wants you to feel better. Someone who knows how to give a fantastic blowjob is just a really nice bonus...
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Ah, the simplicity of a blowjob audio, intended to make the listener feel appreciated and cared for. Those are kind of a big deal around here. This was one of the first o...
2021-11-14 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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When we got together, there were certain words we agreed just wouldn't be part of our relationship. That was just how things were intended to be - fun, not too heavy, keeping big emotions out of it. After a pretty serious fight, one that seemed catastrophic, we learn just how off-base we were in assuming we could maintain those boundaries. How was I to know that the things I wanted to hear most were the words we don't say?
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2021-11-13 17:01:02 +0000 UTC
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I've just come home from an outing with a friend, ready to dress up for a work event tonight, to find you struggling a bit. My stupid friend posted pictures of him and me at the wedding of a mutual friend on his social media, and it has made you feel insecure. But believe me when I say, you have nothing to worry about. You are everything I could ever want and I find you more attractive than anyone. In fact, I've been looking forward to seeing you in your tux all day. I don't think you qui...
2021-11-12 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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After introducing me to your family at your grandmother's 80th birthday party, we took the leftovers home and prepared to go our separate ways for the night, like we usually do. We both have busy weeks coming up and need our rest. This is just how we do things. But tonight, something's different. Tonight, you don't want to follow the schedule so much. No, you have other ideas. You've always decided that your career was more important than your personal life, so a lot of things in our rela...
2021-11-12 17:01:04 +0000 UTC
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We're stuck in a tent due to heavy rain during our annual camping trip. Things are back to normal - or are they? The inability to run leads to an uncomfortable conversation, which finally brings everything to a head and makes me face my real feelings. But now the question is, just who is the boss?
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Here it is! The series finale! These two have had quite ...
2021-11-11 17:00:06 +0000 UTC
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We're supposed to be going out in a little while, but when I come to see how you're doing with getting ready to go, I find you standing in our room with multiple untouched outfits on the bed, looking rather upset. I know you struggle with your body and how you look sometimes, and this seems to be one of those times. It breaks my heart that you feel this way, that you're having such a difficult time with this. You deserve to know just how stunning you really are. I love every part of you a...
2021-11-11 00:40:05 +0000 UTC
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After our encounter in the parking lot became way more serious than I wanted, I avoided you for a while. Now you want to talk about it. But I don't. We can either have what we had - no feelings, no strings, just our regular friendship and really good sex - or we can walk away. That's all I can offer - take it, or leave it...
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This lady is one tough nut to crack! We're getting ready for the series ...
2021-11-10 17:01:03 +0000 UTC
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We've been messing around for a bit now and things have taken a bit of an unexpected turn on me. I needed a break after an uncharacteristic bout of jealousy at an event you escorted me to, but since you've known me forever and you know me better than I know myself most of the time, you knew just where to find me. As it always seems to lately, one thing led to another. Then you changed the game on me and now I'm not sure how to play...
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2021-11-09 17:01:03 +0000 UTC
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A huge thank you to everyone who submitted lyrics for our challenge this time around! We had some great one to choose from. I'm excited to see which one you all pick as the winner!
In case you missed it, Boudoir Challenge winner can be found 2021-11-09 15:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Last time we played in my office and it was all about me. Now I show up at your workplace at the end of your shift, and I have a very distinct plan. This time, our playtime is going to be all about you. Here. I don't care that there are people right next door, and anyone could look in the window. You're going to do exactly as you're told. How much can you handle before you completely explode...?
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2021-11-08 17:01:03 +0000 UTC
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