Okay, I know you're pissed. You have every right to be. I lied to you. I'm so sorry for that. But believe me, the truth is worse than any lie ever could be and I wanted to spare you that. Will you let me explain?
Fair warning: I turned on the microphone, took a deep breath, and ended up full-out crying by the end of this (not in the audio itself, but when it was over). The idea started as something else entirely and sort of morphed as I was recording. ...
2020-12-15 22:03:22 +0000 UTC
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Part of your tier rewards is a once-monthly Behind-the-Scenes post of some kind, a peek behind the curtain, to see what's really going on here in Beauty-land. I've thrown around a few ideas here and there, but I'm not sure what you all actually want from this reward.
I've put together a couple of the ideas I've been toying with and popped them into this handy-dandy little poll, to get your opinions. This isn't just about December's reward, but the BtS content in general. ...
2020-12-15 02:51:00 +0000 UTC
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There have been a lot of things happen in my life that I didn't expect. My husband dying and leaving me to raise my kids on my own, for example. Or becoming an escort for rich men because it pays the bills, gives me a flexible schedule, and, the biggest shock of all, I actually found I enjoyed the work. I couldn't have predicted either of those in a million years.
But perhaps the most unexpected thing to happen to me was the thing I never thought in my wildest nightmares ac...
2020-12-12 02:15:47 +0000 UTC
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We all have crazy-busy lives and the last thing y'all need is me dropping content on you like it's going out of style. I'd like to set one day per week as the day I post our Exclusives here, but I don't really have a preference as to which day that is. I've been doing Fridays, because that just fit with my editing schedule at the time, but I'm now at a point where that's no longer a concern.
Thursday is Syrin's posting day (out of my control), and Saturday is my G...
2020-12-10 02:40:20 +0000 UTC
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Today's artwork is brought to us by the amazing HieloKuma, who designed a whole set of emojis based on my kitties for my Discord server. It seemed a shame not to use them now that the server is no more, and, well, you'll learn in a bit why Fury was chosen to represent this update! 😄😄😄
A brand new month has arrived, full of content (pretty sure that's an understatement, but moving on...), full of exciting things, and full of...
2020-12-06 16:41:56 +0000 UTC
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Looking around at the venue for my upcoming solo show has given me major anxiety. Seeing the size of the stage, I'm starting to panic, questioning my own ability to headline a show like this. Thank goodness you're with me. You take me backstage to calm me down. You always know just what to do to distract me from my stage fright...
Having a background in performance and theatre, I can say this one came fairly naturally to me and I love the way it turned out! There's something c...
2020-12-04 23:00:07 +0000 UTC
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My best friend has dragged me to a tropical island to be the Maid of Honour in her wedding, and due to a recent break-up, I'm here alone. Leave it to my friend to try to cheer me up by getting me a 'gift' that she knows I won't get for myself - you, the stripper from the bachelorette party, at my door, telling me you're mine for the night!
As if I'm not humiliated enough, this is the icing on the cake. But you're attractive, and sweet, and I may have had just enough t...
2020-12-02 23:01:00 +0000 UTC
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"Well, your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya
She tied you to the kitchen chair
She broke your throne and she cut your hair
And from your lips, she drew the Hallelujah......
2020-12-01 13:01:06 +0000 UTC
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"Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh..."
We end up sitting next to each other at the back of the sleighride during our office Christmas party, under a blanket, and after a bit of a discussion about an incident that ha...
2020-12-01 13:01:03 +0000 UTC
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" "Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history..." "
Being over 25 and a vir...
2020-12-01 13:01:03 +0000 UTC
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"Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
'Round yon virgin Mother and Child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace..."
The whole house is quiet, sleeping after a long day ...
2020-12-01 13:01:02 +0000 UTC
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"They looked up and saw a star
Shining in the East beyond them far
And to the earth it gave great light
And so it continued both day and night..."
We've missed Christmas because our good friends were in the hospital, having their baby and asked us to be there with them. Witnessing...
2020-12-01 13:00:12 +0000 UTC
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""Bring me mead and bring me wine
Bring me pine logs hither
Thou and I will see him dine
When we bear him thither."
Page and monarch forth they went
Forth they went together
Through the rude wind's wild lament<...
2020-12-01 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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"O come, let us adore Him
O come, let us adore Him
O come, let us adore Him
Christ the Lord..."
Being the amazing Daddy that you are, you've decided to give me my Christmas present early - a night of orgasms! I can ask for whatever I want. But there's a small catch - I have to tel...
2020-12-01 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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"Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year, I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list..."
After a long day of Christmas shopping for your big sister, my best friend, we end up wrapping presents and having a good chat ...
2020-12-01 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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"A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks, a new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees
Hear the angel voices..."
We've been in a long-distance relationship for awhile, and things have been going so well, we've decided to meet in person for the first time - at C...
2020-12-01 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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"Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la (fa la la la la, la la la la)..."
What better way to spend our first Christmas together than decorating the tree by a roaring fire...
2020-12-01 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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"Be near me, Lord Jesus
I ask Thee to stay
Close by me forever
And love me, I pray..."
Christmas is my least favourite time of the year, so you and I 'celebrate' each year with horror movies on Christmas Eve. This year is different, as some not-so-great n...
2020-12-01 13:00:07 +0000 UTC
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"City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's a feeling of Christmas
Children laughing, people passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you hear..."
Skating at the local pon...
2020-12-01 13:00:07 +0000 UTC
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This is just a final head's up that billing will resume for the month of December and everyone will be charged on December 1st.
The new tiers will be published in the evening on November 30th. If you'd like to move to a different tier, you are able to do so.
There are lots of great things happening around here, including my A Beauty-ful Christmas 2020 event, which launches officially on December ...
2020-11-30 07:21:39 +0000 UTC
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You've now had a peek at half of the audios in my A Beauty-ful Christmas 2020 event, both with tags and with clips. These samples have been a pretty good mix of what to expect when the audios become available.
So tell me, lovely Patrons: Which Sneak Peek are you most excited about??
🎅🎅🎅 Drop a comment, send a DM, let me know your thoughts on what you've heard so far! 🎅🎅🎅
I'd love to hear from you! 😊
~Beauty~...
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2020-11-27 02:48:15 +0000 UTC
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Since my Patrons are some of my favourite people, and since the Christmas event is super exciting, I thought it might be fun to share with you a tiny bit of what's coming.
Maybe a look at titles and tags? How about 1-minute teaser clips? Hmmm... What do you think?
💜 Comment and let me know if you'd be interested in a sneak peek or two at the event and what you'd like that peek to be. 💜
Santa Beauty might just make...
2020-11-25 14:16:50 +0000 UTC
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Now that I'm back to making audios and producing quality content again, I decided Patreon needed an overhaul! I wasn't happy with the tiers the way they were, especially with the Discord rewards, and I wanted to be able to give you all more for your money.
Starting December 1st, billing will be enabled again, and everyone will be charged for their patronage. Your tier rewards are being bulked up considerably from befor...
2020-11-22 22:00:00 +0000 UTC
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How is it almost December already? To be fair, 2020 has been a bit of a dumpster fire, so the end of the year probably isn't a bad thing. The end of the year also brings one of my favourite holidays (next to Halloween, of course) - Christmas!
As I've mentioned a couple times now, I've been working away at a Christmas event for y'all, with some improv content to celebrate the season. I'm finally ready to drop some details on tha...
2020-11-21 03:00:00 +0000 UTC
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