Cow Batter
Felt a horny surge all of a sudden.
Always remember that if you pound a pancake dragon's ass hard enough, you can unlock the syrupy treat treat in his dick.
Felt a horny surge all of a sudden.
Always remember that if you pound a pancake dragon's ass hard enough, you can unlock the syrupy treat treat in his dick.
It's not very fancy. It's not very big, but there's something satisfying about building it yourself. And enjoying it with friends, of course.
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This is actually an idea I've had in my had for a really long time. It's something I think I'll finish at some point.
"What's the boss MADE of? I've never seen someone calm down a Karen like that. She walked out of his office looking like she just won the lottery."
"Oh yeah. He does it all the time too. I swear. It's almost like he's happy to see them..."
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Well, that went about as well as expected. Having spent his entire childhood behind an instrument, Bastion's not very good at this either. He might know some tricks though.
Oh what could it be?
2023-09-09 23:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Her father only wanted to protect her. He loved her dearly. She knew that. It was however hard not to resent him sometimes. He locked her in the castle, prevented her from making friends, barred her from meetings with the other nobles. He could at least let her join the casual dinners! Sure she had made some unsavory comments the last time…multiple unsavory comments…in a row…But everyone makes mistakes! She may not be the smartest royal around, or the most magically gifted, or the m...
2023-09-08 01:58:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Guys. I have the browsing the 'Possessed Amy' tag on various websites all day and it's fukin killing me. Ain't felt this horny in a while. I just had it open all day and every time I looked at it, I had to scroll a few more times.
2023-09-05 05:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Looks like Ana's winning the poll. Since it's been a while I wanted to practice sketching her again before going big.
2023-09-05 05:33:20 +0000 UTC View Post
This just...suddenly came out while I was practicing. SHORTSTACK NORMAL, GO!
2023-09-05 05:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Just doing some warmup sketches. Getting some practice...
2023-09-05 05:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostI want to do more (slightly) long-form content because a lot of these characters have backgrounds that I haven't drawn or talked about at all. So here's the deal:
tl;dr: Pick a character. The winner will get a small sketch page / mini story that shows you a part of their life. They range from silly to horny to sad, and sometimes both, but probably never all three.
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Characters for reference:
One more bit of context needs adding. I'll get to it.
2023-09-01 22:42:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Decided to draw up that garbador from the last pic. Just the trashiest (both literally and figuratively) slut you can find. And if she cums inside you, you start tripping balls.
Always wear a condom, kids.
2023-08-30 07:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I was complaining loudly on Twitter a day ago about the the occasional comment I get on Muk pics that annoy the shit out of me. When someone was basically like 'go all in and get gangbanged by a muk and gardabor,' and I was like, 'that's a great idea.'
And then they kissed, rubbed them trashy dicks together, and banged someone in the train position.
2023-08-29 06:10:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Since being reminded of that Evil Lady adoptable spread I did a while back I've been meaning to design the villain that goes along with this idea:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51569155/
Bit inspired by a certain someone's sheep character, on which I'd like to use my entire penis. Glad to finally have a character for this. This is the evil warlord who's hopelessly in love wit...
2023-08-28 08:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Editor's Note: Dot does, in fact, know what these words means. She is implying you're a puss burrito for not plowing her drunk, clown pussy.
Editor's Note 2: She drank both of those entire bottles herself. There are probably a few more on the floor.
Since being reminded of that Evil Lady adoptable spread I did a while back I've been meaning to design the villain that goes along with this idea:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51569155/
Bit inspired by a certain someone's sheep character, on which I'd like to use my entire penis. Glad to finally have a character for this. This is the evil warlord who's hopelessly in lo...
2023-08-27 10:57:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I've said numerous times that Machamp's face was a downgrade. So what if...machoke face, with machamp hands? IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF DICKS YOU CAN JERK.
2023-08-27 00:55:08 +0000 UTC View Post
"Would you stop staring at me! What are you even daydreaming about?"
"...Destiny."
2023-08-26 06:23:33 +0000 UTC View Post
This has been on my mind for literally years. I don't know what possessed me to do it now. Lemme get back to commissions. Also I've never used a Tenga. Kinda want to tho.
2023-08-13 21:14:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Orchid getting ready to apply her signature stress relief, assisted by her Breast-Enhancing Apparatus™.
2023-08-12 02:58:19 +0000 UTC View Post
When the WoL is done with all this world saving bullshit, and just wants to get down the business.
2023-08-11 20:11:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I've had it up to here! There's too much of this bird in bara form and I've no choice but to even the scales. Now the score is 1 - 5601. Your move, geys.
2023-08-09 22:24:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Birthmas Green Gale.
Ain't been posting a lot recently since I've decided to go hard on commissions in an effort to pay of my car and move house by the end of the year. Pardon the gap, but if you wanna help:
https://forms.gle/ZQkZkEfeMM8z7XgY7
Directly inspired by horny posting:
https://twitter.com/NastyMickk/status/1669995635234275328
Kanga Boss. Never misses an email. Never misses a deadline. Never makes a mistake, but somehow literally always drunk. Might be a genius or something. You're genuinely not sure, but you definitely catch her watching porn in her office like al the time.
2023-06-18 08:38:12 +0000 UTC View Post
"We got a complaint the other day. Someone says our barmaid acted inappopriately toward them and their family?"
"...our what?!"
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She's going to force you to drink until you can't move, and then she's going to touch your inappropriately. Happy Halloween.
Guys, I dunno what happened. I woke up and this was on my canvas. What do I do?
2023-06-16 09:52:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"We got a complaint the other day. Someone says our barmaid acted inappopriately toward them and their family?"
"...our what?!"
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Finish color later. It's 4:30
2023-06-14 09:25:06 +0000 UTC View Post