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Frog Princess Masturbation

Just thinking about dick frog things.

Bastian Visits Agrabah

Thanks to [....] future  technology, Bastian traverses dimensions and somehow ends up in the Aladdin movie, whereupon he stumbles across Mehrunisa. During the song where everyone's singing and dancing, these two are inside making that bed slam against the wall.

Maxim

I mentioned him in one of Halloween pics but it's been a while since I've done an updated picture of him. So here he is again. Sir Maxim B'Gaz, Strongest and bravest Knight in the ‘Holy Order of Impractical Armor.’ Paragon of Truth and Goodness, and glorified babysitter to a small panda who has a penchant for getting kidnapped.

Infamous among the forces of Evil, Maxim finds himself in ever-present danger from assassins and ne'er-do-well's alike, and as such must always ke...

Happy "Hallows Ween"

"Sebastian! Orchid has informed me of an upcoming holiday on your planet. The "Hallows Ween." Per Earth tradition, I've synthesized the appropriate garments for us to wear. Come! We will commemorate the occasion with a picture."

"One: It's "HALLOWEEN," not "Hallows Ween." Two:  That's NOT how Halloween works. And Three: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO WEAR LINGERIE!"

"Damn. Thought it would work this time...Ah, screw it. I'll give you a hundr...

The Hallows Ween

"Sebastian! Orchid has informed me of an upcoming holiday on your planet. The "Hallows Ween." Per Earth tradition, I've synthesized the appropriate garments for us to wear. Come! We will commemorate the occasion with a picture."

"One: It's "HALLOWEEN," not "Hallows Ween." Two:  That's NOT how Halloween works. And Three: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO WEAR LINGERIE!"

"Damn. Thought it would work this time...Ah, screw it. I'll give you a hundred credits if ...

A Slimy Journey

It was about time I colored this one up. I've been shitposting about it on Twitter for like two years now. I still really want to commission someone for some more stuff like this. 

Shhhhh

You awake in the middle of the night. It's late. The rustling of your blankets was suspicious but not enough to wake you. The sudden weight on top of you, on the other hand... You don't know what it is, or what it wants, but you recognize the gesture. "Stay quiet, or else." It's hotter when Lucky's creepy. I sometimes imagine her jerking off while staring at someone through a window. Or silently rubbing someone's face and playing with their hair like a psycho when she finally corners them. An...

The Devil In The Hallways

This is what happens when you run in the halls. 

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Probably gonna color the rest of these like this, like I said. Some kind of YCH shenanigans. Dunno how I'm gonna price 'em though.

Edit: Eh, probably like $60. I need to add another panel though, showing their boner rubbing up against her stomach, maybe.

Stay Out Of Trouble

The wonderfully skilled and large-assed warrior, Maxim B’Gaz, strongest and bravest Knight in the ‘Holy Order of Impractical Armor,’ was patient and understanding, but practical. While he knew his young apprentice was somewhat talented and had made great strides in his training recently, the little warrior had quite a ways to go. A mindless beast, perhaps a slime, he was equipped to face, but he was far from ready to face the types of opponents Maxim, himself combatted on a near weekly ...

Spooky School

Well, it IS spooky month, which means cosplay is the name of the game, so I slapped some outfits on these ladies loosely based around what you'd find in a school. Maybe like it was some of weirdo haunted house they built in a school.

WOoooOOOOOooo! Don't run in the halls or the DEVILISH hall monitor will punish you. If you have moment, stop by the classrooms and get lessons from your own  SEXY personal tutor. If you're feeling under the weather, stop by the infirmary where our LUS...

Birthday Sucks

You can be absolutely sure that Lucky wasn't invited to this party, but she's strangely attracted to events that involve dresses. How strange.

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Happy Birthday Nuggles. Glad to have done something that we're both heavily into.

Spooooky

Ey. Looks like I'm gonna have something done for Spooky Month after all. And it only required me to stay up an additional 4 Hours last night. Hoorah!

Gooey Aliens

Sort of based off of that one goo creature from the previous adoptable spread, I did these. I really enjoy see-through creatures, so I this is something I really wanted to do. Gonna ink and color later or something.

A Walk In The Woods 19 - Smog

Working all day that something NO ONE asked for, and finishing at midnight. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO.

Edit: Forgot to add the smoke in the foreground. Fuck it. It's almost 2am.

Pinning

Well now you know what that poll was all about.

The temptation to make these YCHs is there, but I don't know if I will. There's just so many mistakes. So many things that'll completely mar the final product that I can only get away when I'm practicing like this. Iunno, we'll see.

Wheeze

Sometimes inspiration just strikes and you gotta work.

Polls!?

Probably won't be opening commissions this month as there's something big happening with IRL work, so it'll be a bit more Patreon-Oriented, at least once I gain the drive to draw again. I'm gonna plan for that eventuality by doing a poll at least. I need a huge, fat clown-lady of some description. Maybe two. Not sure. Anyway, based off of this:

https://twitter.com/NastyMickk/status/14437902991...

Regret

Instant. Regret.

Next Episode On DRAGON BALL Z.

I've always wanted to fuck Monster Zarbon. Glad I could finally do this. God the middle of the night sure is a productive time.

Edit: And now there's a version with a penis. You're welcome.

Dreamy Titties

Did that sketch yesterday, but the first pic I did in like an hour and a half. Just a little experiement to see how fast I can ink and (lazily) color this sort of thing. It's not too bad.

The Assignment: Part 2

Well, someone's gotta do it.

An Assignment

For Toy or...?

Birthday Smooches

Birthday Patreon Reward for Byro Damus. One of the more canon ones, actually. This definitely would happen on Toy's birthday.

Space Dickin'

Bastian’s Log: Stardate...September, I think.

Orchid, the ship’s AI told me to keep a journal to ‘preserve my sanity, which otherwise won’t last long onboard a ship with a literal mad clown.’ I wrote this off in the beginning, but after about a week, I think I finally get it. This pink-haired alien asshole won’t stop flying through asteroid fields for shits and giggles, doing cork screws while I’m trying to sleep, and jerking off in the the most obvious spots around the sh...

BATS

I said I'd do it on Discord, so I did. You're welcome.

Weaponized Ghost Clowns

Small gangs of psychic pokemon roam the street, hypnotizing people, causing havoc, and generally being douchebags. What better than a ghost clown  with a penchant for fucking anything that moves?

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Dunno why I like that phrase so much. I might change the name of the Discord server to "Weaponized Ghost Clowns".

Dreams

Was gonna be someone inbetween there, but I got lazy.

Dreamlike

"Question: When'd your tits get so big?"

"We're in a dream, hun. It  happens sometimes...Would you like to touch them?"

"..."

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I actually started this on like the 20th, as a birthday present for myself, but commissions got in the way, so y'know.

Anyway, enjoy The Conductor, (or Charlotte as she's also known) is showing Bastian a good time in his dreams, cuz he needs the relief after his stressful adventures.

COWS

After venting about taurens on Twitter, I kinda just wanted to draw some cows, but some clowns too because, well, I'm me.

ALIENS

Some of these I enjoyed more than others and decided to try my hand and at fancy'ing them up. Might sell as adopts or some shit later, iunno.