micknasty

THE FUTURE

The year is 20XX, and there's all sorts of weird shit happening. I can't explain it. It's the future. This started as a robot spread, but quickly turned into a "shit in the future" spread. Prolly color these up later, or something,

The Juice

TFW you accidentally drink the wrong juice, end up rolling on the floor, blowing your load all over the place for minutes at a time until the Ditto see you and take advantage.

Your Own Robo-Assistant

Been wanting a robot character for awhile now, but could never settle on an idea, which just delayed shit. So I picked one and just fukin did it. Partially moved forward because I want an AI/Robot companion to help Normla run his ship. Still not sure this is it, but hey, it's on paper.

They fat

Iunno. It was gonna be something else, but I got bored.

Iunno

Just practicing sexy poses and sht.

Penises

Daily, monthly, yearly, whatever reminder that pics involving male characters fucking dickgirls is underrepresented as fuck. I am contractually obligated to tip the scales every now and then, even if they're just some quick and messy sketches.

Sit

"C'mon," the alien said as he patted his lap. "Sit."

Bastian raised an eyebrow. "What? Why?"

"Sit. Here." Normla gestured toward his lap with both hands. "Can't have you standing when we make a Hyperspace jump. And it's a one-man cockpit, so..."

"Can't I just...Iunno, sit in the back? There's chairs back there."

"I guess," Normla sighed.  "But you can't really pilot the ship from back there..." With a knowing smile, he turned toward the little panda, no...

Purple Birthdays

Happy Birthday to Starknight.

Now THAT's a birthday clown.

Birdo Maid

Been  talking on the Discord about wanting a Birdo character so I did it. Sure it's literally just Birdo's color scheme, but I like the pink, so uh fuck it.  Don't care. Who knows, I may mess around with design more later. For now, Birdo with giant titties who works at a horny maid cafe where realism has gone out the window and you're required to present your dick the second you walk in the door.

Edit: Found some time to play with color, cuz why not.

Boithday

Happy Birthday Green Gale.

Gonna have to rethink how I do these in the future, especially given how many new people are showing up.

If Lucky Worked At Hooters COLORED

Got some Birthday stuff to do, but those are almost done, and I've been thinking about this all fucking month. Thinking about that perfect space in between a thick pair of thighs. You could get underneath her shirt,  and nestle yourself in between those titties. Then you're in a prime position to stick your dick right in between her thighs.

Still possible with the dick version. A little messier though... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kay. I'm done being horny...for now.

If Lucky Worked At Hooters

It'd look something like this.

Fuck. There are a lot of you...

1/9/2022 - Edit
Guess this is kind of outdated since I closed commissions, so just as an addendum, the commission part doesn't apply at the moment since I closed commission like a month ago. Patreon time is all month long, I guess. The rest of this is still accurate though.

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Got a lot of new people in here all of a sudden. Figured now would be a nice time to remind everyone of how things go around here.

There are essentially two "seasons," to my Patreon escapades. Fro...

Birthday Kisses?

If it's your Birthday, you get visits from birthday clowns. 

Happy Birfdey, snek.

Up

What she means is, you're taking her out to eat and then you're fucking. IN THE RESTAURANT BATHROOM. You have no choice in the matter.

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Ah, 3am. The perfect time to post something so that everyone sees it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anyway, my commissions are open and this is the promo pic. In case you didn't guess, Dot will be the subject this month, so this'll actually be posted later today. The text version anyway.

Fukin Titties

Oh no. My hand slipped and Mehrunisa appeared on my canvas again. How could this have happened? This, instead of all the other things I'm supposed to be doing. Oh well, better post it, I guess.

Edit: Just thought of it at the last second, but Patreon-only clown version. DEGENERACY, HO!

Tasty

Because I'm STILL secretly wanting to fuck this fat woman's titties.

This is your guys' fault, somehow.

Mehrunisa

Forgot to post this one. In case you haven't been on my Twitter or the Discord chat, this is that background character from that one song in the Disney Aladdin movie. She had huge tits, and a big fuckable mouth, so I drew her.

Side Characters

Imagine being up all night drawing a random side character from a Disney movie fucking an alien clown. This is a thing you've supported. Congratulations.

Toys

Fuck. Posted this on the Discord, but forgot to do it here.

Damn Birthday Clowns

Forgot to post this. I was Sariken's birthday, and as you all should know, Birthdays means birthday clowns. So if your birthday's coming up, make sure to let me knoooow.

Goo Thighs

It's nice to just sketch something every day. I wish I could keep it up, but I know I won't.

Help

The need for drowzee hasn't subsided, though I guess you wouldn't know that if you aren't either on Discord or my Twitter.

Dat Poll

The winner of that poll is not surprising at all. What IS surprising is how much Normla's jumped up the charts. I could swear the last time I did this, no one gave a shit about him. Clearly I need to do more Dot though. I'd do another poll, "Big Dot vs Small Dot," but I'm actually already confident who would win that one. We may need to do some more of her next month.

Science And Discovery 3: Getting Sucked

Normally there's a period of discovery when you find an undocumented creature like this. You make first contact, observe it for a few days, understand it's life cycle, diet, mating habits, etc. You do some chemical testing to make sure it's blood isn't acid or something nasty that'll seep into your skin and kill. You know, generally make sure it's safe before you stick your dick in its mouth.

Normla MIGHT have skipped one or two of those steps in this case.

Gauging Interest

Just want to do this every now and then to see where we're at and make sure I'm not inundating you with something you don't want. Basically:

Out of the characters I most commonly do, who do like seeing most?

Tip: You can, in fact, vote on multiple options.

Ambush Gone Wrong

Get a load of these ruffians, tryna ambush a poor defenseless gengar, just so they can hypnotize her and suck on her giant ghost titties. Unfortunately for them, they're dumb and forgot you can't hypnotize ghosts, especially ones as...special as Lucky here. They also realized they couldn't escape just a little too late. Now look at 'em. Poor fools.

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I should really think about coloring some of this stuff, but weirdly I'm feeling pretty productive and strangely sa...

Slooooogs

I did it. I did it and I'm not sorry. THIS IS WHAT NORMLA WAS MADE FOR.

Coffee, Tea, or...

I'm sad no one adopted this slug gal, or any of the others, really. But I kind of liked some of their designs, so I've taken it upon myself to fuck this one in particular.

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Dammit, dammit dammit...She hated it, any yet she couldn't help but smile a bit when he walked through the door. She could see that gaudy pink hair of his from across the parking lot, as if his equally ridiculous ship didn't give him away as it landed. She turned away as he entered.

Normla And The Suckbeast

Been a long time coming. Gonna add some more to this. Maybe make a comic page.