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Hope you all liked the rewards this month! Leslie and I had a lot of fun workin' on 'em! Was a little bit of a link mix-up, so if your links in your email don't work, then check the proper blog posts to get your archived pin ups and singles comics!

In-between all that, I had to try and pushmow the whole yard in preparation f...

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May RC Rewards are LIVE

Hey everyone! Leslie and I are still working on selling this house and hopefully moving up pacific northwest soon (GOD I HOPE SOON), and we could use all the help we can get to get there! If you haven't already or are taking a break right now, why not support the comic if you can and get some really hot stuff as thanks? This month, we've finished up our little three-piece set of Singles comics based around drawing tasteful pin ups! Our actual pin ups also follow the same theme, harkening back...

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May 2025 Pin Ups

New pin ups! Click here to see all the old ones!

Another set of vintage-themed pin ups! I'd say renaissance art counts, right? There's so many nude girls laying around on drapery, so they gotta count! Seth is also based on a famous advertisement collection from J. C. Leyendecker from way back in the 1900s. Not technically pin ups, but the guy sure could d...

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"The Draw, Part 3" - May 2025 Singles Comic

New Singles comic! Click here to read all the previous ones!

And thus concludes this little three-part set of comics! We had a lot of fun with this whole set, experimenting in both inking styles and just letting me draw a thing. Real happy with how this came out. Ahhh, if only there was some way for these girls to get their wish and become sexy pin ups... OH WAIT<...

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Lot of Seth just quietly absorbing something for a panel in this chapter.

Still crafting on the moon in FFXIV! Got 6 out of the 11 cosmic tools, and hopefully will finish them all before the patch! Yeah, sure, maaaybe this was supposed to be content to last me for month. Looks like Square-Enix didn't count for the sheer craf...

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WE'RE CRAFTING ON THE MOOOON! Me and Leslie's weekend was just nonstop cosmic exploring in Final Fantasy XIV. Leslie went the gathering route with nonstop mining and fishing, while I've been honing my artisanal skills by completing my first of many cosmic tools. This is exactly the kind of grindy MMO shenanigans we've been waiting...

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Damn... three weeks straight now with no house showings. Kind of a bummer. I know there's a lot of reasons for it; bad weather, conflicting schedules, people gotta work, everything going on with tariffs, and Easter weekend. But still... over 70 days on the market now. Getting a bit antsy. We don't want to lower the price too much ...

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Man... House showing this week, scheduled for the next day after we got the call. So we had to scramble. We cleaned the house top to bottom, and I push mowed the entirety of the lawn in a single day. Broke my damn back mowing that whole thing. Pulled the weeds out by hand, tidied everything up. Our house looked better than ever. I...

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Ugh... spring is here, which means the grass is growing and in need of mowing. And since we're now getting people over to come look at (and hopefully buy) our house, that means I gotta stay EXTRA on top of keeping the lawn neat and tidy. I'm sure people wouldn't NOT buy our house if the lawn wasn't mowed every other week, but I fi...

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LET HER DO IT

So unfortunately, bit of a bummer this week. Some of you probably know that in addition to writing hot comics like this and my work helping over at Slipshine, I also help out over on the publishing site Hiveworks, which I've been a part of since the earliest days of Blaster Nation. After a very hellish few mont...

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Finally, the toxic old man yaoi that The Rock Cocks has sorely been missing.

Man... having a house up for sale is weird. I've already talked before about having to leave the house so that other people can see it without you being in it, but occasionally, people will just... show up to look at it without any sort of warning. ...

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A Cute, Topless Suria

B-B-BONUS ART! Leslie drew a cute, topless Suria as a warm-up today! Wanted to experiment with a lightly different inking style. That poochy belly is a charm point, for sure.

Leslie also posted this on their personal Bluesky account, and I highly advise you go follow it! There's plenty more art where this came from, including Elden Ring and FFXIV fanart! Go give Leslie some LOVE!

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Where did those flower petals come from

Thanks for being so patient with us! Glad you guys liked the rewards this month! We had a lot of fun making them!

Weather's been pretty rough over here, and sadly, rough weather means no house showings. Getting kind of antsy over here. Need to sell this damn thing soon so we can ...

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April RC Rewards are LIVE

Hey everyone! Leslie and I are (HOPEFULLY!) moving soon whenever this house sells, and we could use all the help we can get! While you wait for the next Rock Cocks page, check out this month's amazing new pin ups and Singles! We're continuing the theme of pin ups ABOUT pin ups, focusing now on 80s metal magazine-themed pin ups! Sexy chrome robot Suria and a metal as fuck Dakota riding a Steg dragon! And in the Singles comic, we get some new Dakota lore and some more naked Elizabeth! It's a wi...

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April 2025 Pin Ups

New pin ups! Click here to see all the old ones!

Last month, we experimented with some vintage tattoo-inspired pin ups. This month, we took inspiration from classic metal magazines! The goal was to pay tribute to the classic fantasy and sexy robot pin ups of the 80s while still keeping in line with Leslie's own style. We experimented with inks and went WILD with t...

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"The Draw, Part 2" - Apr. 2025 Singles Comic

New Singles comic! Click here to read all the previous ones!

Apologies again for the delayed page, but I figured this super cute Singles comic would make up for it! For this, Leslie wanted to experiment with a sketchier look, and I think it came out particularly ADORABLE. Plus, I love delving into Dakota lore. Driver, mechanic, artist - he's a keeper for sure.

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Page Delaaaay

Hey, sorry I'm a bit late to announcing this. Basically, a tornado of events hit us all at once... one of them being an actual tornado. No damages, just power outages on top of house showings on top of allergies. We got so far behind that either the page or the monthly rewards would have to be pushed back, and in the end, we opted to push back the page. But rest assured, you're going to get some extremely sick nasty pin ups and a Single tomorrow.

Thanks so much for your patience, and se...

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Suria's canon height is "small".

New FFXIV patch dropped and... ahhhhh. It's good to have good FFXIV content again. The story content was enough to retroactively make all of the bullshit in Dawntrail more interesting just by its existence, and even managed to make a previously frustrating character significantly more interes...

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Selling a house is so frustrating. You get a text at 8:00 pm in the evening like "hey, someone wants to see your house at 7:00 am tomorrow morning". So now you have to spend the rest of your evening cleaning your house top to bottom. Beyond a normal deep-cleaning; no personal effects out whatsoever. Not even your toothbrush. Then ...

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Gotta say, I love writing King.

FRUSTRATION. ANGER. RAGE. Our bedroom door knob broke, so we had to drive out twenty minutes to the nearest hardware store and buy a new door knob. We drive twenty minutes back home, get to work installing... only it's just BARELY too big. It won't fit on our door. We drive another twenty minu...

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All right, place your bets on what outfit Georgie's going to pick!

Been playing a LOT more UFO 50 since the last post where I had only played Pilot Quest. I've since now at least booted up 25 of the 50 games, and have even beaten some of them. And man... this collection is incredible. As a collection of games, some of them a...

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Picked up UFO 50 in the Steam spring sale today. If you've never heard of it, it's a throwback to pack-in game carts like Action 52 on the NES but with the caveat that each game is actually a real game instead of shovelware trash. I've gone in mostly blind but with the hint that I should play Pilot Quest first. When I realized exa...

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Yeah, I got nothin'. No dialogue, no blog post, this is Leslie's time to shine and my god, shit is brighter than the sun.

That's all for today! See you on Friday!

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Thanks so much for being so patient with our unexpected break! Feeling much better now, and had some great progress with house selling. Don't want to go too into detail just yet, but our hard work's been paying off and things are looking pretty promising~

During my delirium, I ended up beating Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. And......

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Page Delay (Sick!)

Hey guys! Extremely sorry to do this so late, but we're gonna have to skip today's update. We tried, but a combination of house stuff, work stuff, finishing supporter rewards and me getting sick just completely wrecked us. Gotta recuperate and make this page even better for Friday. Thanks so much for your patience!

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March RC Rewards are LIVE!

Hey everyone! Leslie and I are (hopefully!) moving either this month or next, and we could use all the help we can get! And what do you know, a bunch of sweet new Patreon rewards just went live! This month, our sexy pin ups are paying homage to the very idea of sexy pin ups! Even Suria and Elizabeth are getting into the spirit with some very artistic nude modeling! We even snuck in a super special secret guest artist in this month's Singles comic that you're not gonna wanna miss!

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March 2025 Pin Ups

New pin ups! Click here to see all the old ones!

Something a little different this month! Might be a bit on those nose for the theme for pin ups to be... well, pin ups. But we figured since the comic was about Suria drawing pin ups, then we should show what an actual GOOD version would look like (not that mine wasn't anything less than perfect, of course). But th...

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"The Draw, Part 1" - Mar. 2025 Singles Comic

New Singles comic! Click here to read all the previous ones!

This comic has a guest artist in it! The one and only... ME! Leslie thought it would be really funny if they got me to draw Suria's sketch, and as embarrassing as the thought was... I couldn't deny that it was really funny. Not to toot my own horn, but that sketch came out PERFECT. Leslie's art is okay t...

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Johnson's kind of a jerk, but they're hot so they can kinda get away with it.

Next month's rewards are going to be a lot of fun! Leslie and I were both hit with some inspiration that led us into making a 3-part Singles comic. We'll be posting the first part on March 1st, and the pin ups will be themed around them. What will ...

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We all got that one co-worker who's always got drama...

Leslie's been a bit under the weather with all this rain, so this weekend's mostly been Pirate Yakuza! It's been interesting so far. Definitely feels like a side game with the lack of real story, but sure doesn't seem to lack for dialogue. I'm maybe midway through chapt...

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