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Track title revealed! Leslie really wanted you to HEAR the fluorescent lights in this room. We've been trying to give The King's locales this feeling of impossible space - like a party in The Shining hotel. It's dark and moody and seemingly can stretch on forever, even mundane places like the coat check room. The Rock Cocks have s...

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Not much to write about this week. Leslie and I went and got our covid/flu shots, so it just sorta knocked us out over the weekend. Cured up enough just in time to finish this page, but other than that, Leslie played a bunch of Civ VI and I doomscrolled nonstop. It was just one of those times where I wasn't TOO sick, but just didn...

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Yeah, these two characters are fun. I like writing 'em.

We finished our X-Men movie marathon! We last stopped at Days of Future Past which was a nice solid movie. Apocalypse after that was... just fucking awful, jesus. An incredibly boring, super dry, flavorless cut of a movie more interested in big weightless CG setpieces t...

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We've been inspired by Marvel Rivals and ended up on an X-Men marathon. Got through three seasons of the original 1992 cartoons, and then just started watching through all of the movies (even X-Men Origins). We've only watched like, X-Men 1 and 2 before, but we just finished Days of Future Past last night, which was really damn go...

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Phew, sorry for the late page! If you missed a couple updates ago, we're in the process of selling our house so we can move out of Louisiana. This entire week was spent cleaning the house top to bottom. Lots of scrubbing, lots of painting, lots of driving to the dump and various donation places. All of our stuff is packed up and t...

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We're back! Sorry for the extended delay! Glad you all liked the pin ups and Singles comic! We had a lot of fun making 'em~

We've been starting off each chapter with a big title card splash lately, but I realized we hadn't started a chapter with the entertainment news anchors in a bit. So here they are, kicking off this cha...

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February 2025 Pin Ups

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Well, after we wrote the joke in the Singles comic, we knew we had to make good on that premise. So here's Steg and Suria goin' at it in the snow. We wanted it to feel like a nice, pleasant, warm snow... the kind that would feel real good to lay around in with no clothes on. Some people in...

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"Snow Clothes" - Feb. 2025 Singles Comic

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It snowed here in Louisiana! The hardest snow we've ever seen in our LIFE! It was a good five inches deep! Thankfully we didn't lose power and it didn't last too long, but holy shit it was so pretty! Talk about a once in a lifetime event... very literally, now that we're moving far away fro...

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Back On Monday! General Life Update

Hey everybody! Sorry, this break took a bit longer than expected. I'll explain why in a bit (don't worry, I'm not pregnant), but I want to say first that we're going to try to be back to regular updates on Sunday. We'll have some INCREDIBLY cute and lewd rewards up around Saturday as well which I know you're gonna love, so keep an eye out for that! We're really excited about this next chapter, and we can't wait to get back to work! Just some unexpected developments happened over these last co...

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And that's the end of this track! We actually kept it somewhat reasonable in length at a nice, brisk 74 pages! We did a total of87 pages in 2024 alone, not including Singles comics! Not too bad, if I do say so myself! What did you all think of Track 19? I hope you're excited for the next chapter, 'cause hooboy, it's time to put on...

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Leslie and I finished marathoning the entire Sam and Max Telltale game trilogy this week! The Skunkape remasters, to be specific. I've been a big fan of Sam and Max from the comics to the original Lucasart game (and the Christmas episode of the cartoon), but never played any of the Telltale games beyond its third season, The Devil...

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Marvel Rivals got me and Leslie back into a general Marvel kick now that we remembered that we actually did like these characters once upon a time. We've started rewatching the original X-Men cartoon, been reading more comics, and even watched a few Marvel movies we missed - namely the two other MCU Spider-Man movies. No Way Home ...

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First new page of the year, and Suria's already got the star eyes!

I managed to beat Balatro just before the year ended after being gratefully gifted it for Christmas, and man... What a game. What a game-ass game. I had no idea going in just HOW much it was only, purely a video game. I kinda figured from the visuals and mark...

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January 2025 Pin Ups

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Obviously, we had to do a pin up of Suria using Elizabeth's toy after this month's Singles comic. And since they're using a toy, it only made sense that Steg use one, too. Where did he get it? I dunno. But when we ended up making the toy translucent, we realized we HAD to do a variant of S...

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"Playing with Toys" - Jan. 2025 Singles Comic

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I think Suria and Elizabeth are becoming my favorite characters to pair together. They just bounce off each other so well, and it's real easy to write jokes between the two of them. They're a natural comedy duo! Still weird to think that at one point, Elizabeth was little more than a backgr...

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January Rewards Now Live!

Hey all! This is your friendly announcement that this month's rewards are live! Hope you got some good presents for Christmas, 'cause we're playing with toys this month! Suria and Elizabeth learn to share, while Steg gets some solo action! Plus as usual, we've got early comics, bonus art, hi-res screencaps, and so much more! If you haven't yet, consider backing the comic to help keep us going through 2025 and BEYOND! Up your pledge at any time throughout January to get these hot rewards! And ...

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And we're back! Hope you all had a lovely holiday season! We were gratefully gifted Balatro by an old friend, and Leslie has put SO many hours into that game already. They've already beaten it like six times, and still going! I haven't put as much time into it, still haven't beaten a run. I always get too greedy with skips and cra...

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Oh man, we stressed for SO long on this page. Trying to nail the aesthetic, the color palette, the costumes, even the name itself all the way up until the last hour. We both had very different ideas initially on how this club should look, but neither of us imagined it would end up looking like this. And in the end, we're VERY happ...

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Holiday Schedule Shift!

Hey guys!

Things have been extremely busy this month, and with the holidays coming up, we thought we'd try to take it easy a bit! For the next two weeks, Rock Cocks will only be updating on Monday. So new page on the 23rd, and then another on the 30th. After that, we'll be back on our normal Monday/Friday schedule! This way, we can take it easier and still get some pages out because we're really excited about 'em (plus, this gives us a bit of extra time to put some real oomph into these...

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Sorry for the delay! We had some house repairs to do this weekend and that threw a wrench in our schedule! All good now!

Marvel Rivals has taken over our LIVES. Seriously, I think we've played it a couple hours every day since official launch. We didn't realize how much we were missing an Overwatch-like in our lives, and Ove...

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We just got done watching The Game Awards. Usually we watch with an obnoxious sense of detachment and pessimism, but... nah. This was a good show. Yeah, it's more trailers than awards, yeah the jokes are cringe, yeah it's annoying seeing celebrities up there. But there were some genuine surprises and great speeches from the devs, ...

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Man, I love how this came out. The elevator panel was especially tricky. It was originally just one big long vertical gray rectangle, but adding the horizontal stripes and the sound effects really just brought it all together. Leslie's amazing~

Leslie and I have gotten big into sumo wrestling, but to catch the tournaments li...

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Down into the depths we go! Love the shift back into the cool, cold colors of the church. Leslie is so GOOD with colors.

Since it's on discount right now, Leslie and I decided to get the Animal Crossing Pocket Camp game on mobile. We didn't play much of the original free-to-play version, but with all that stuff accessible fo...

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Dakota's looking at the unbridled tension between a possible federal agent and a dead celebrity and concocting all sorts of lil' ideas.

PHEW! Busy night for us! Hope you liked the rewards this month! We're still going through our Thanksgiving leftovers. Five days of turkey, baby! Turkey every meal! We STILL have two frozen b...

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December 2024 Pin Ups

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Usually we go all out with wintery-themed holiday pin ups. Snow, santa hats, presents and lights... but these last couple of years have been kind of a low-key Christmas for Leslie and I, so we thought we might reflect that in this month's pin ups! Sometimes, a holiday can just be you and ...

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"The Rock Cocks Christmas Special" - Dec. 2024 Singles Comic

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Long-time Blaster Nation fans will know that Leslie and I LOVE Christmas specials. We used to run marathon streams of weird Christmas cartoons every holiday! Sadly, no longer a viable option in the age of streaming services and tighter crackdowns on uploads of cartoons no one remembers. But...

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December Rewards Going Live!

Hey all! This is just your friendly announcement that this month's rewards are live! We've got some real comfy cozy casually clothes-less pin ups to celebrate the holidays with, and what I think is easily our funniest Singles comic we've ever done! If you love Christmas specials and sobbing Santas, you're sure to love this! If you're not in any of the tiers, why not chip in some eggnog money and spend the holidays with our hundreds and hundreds of pin ups, comics, and other rewards? Get yours...

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Hope you all had a good Thanksgiving! Leslie and I ordered a grocery store catering set meant for like, 6 people. But joke's on them, it's all for US! For the price of eating out a semi-decent restaurant twice, we've got enough turkey and sides to last us for WEEKS! That's ECONOMICAL, baby! Had ourselves an air fried cajun turkey ...

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One Piece has always been a huge inspiration for Rock Cocks, but this is probably the most Luffy-like Suria has ever been. Love how everyone came out on this page.

On that note, I've actually been reading more manga lately! Just a grab-bag of stuff in the shonen jump app on my phone. I tried catching up on Chainsaw Man, just...

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We love a King in comfy footwear.

Today is my BIRTHDAY, BABY! I spent this entire year thinking I was 38, but I'm actually just turning 37! It's like I gained a whole free year of life, and I'm gonna LIVE IT that way!

Though honestly, probably just gonna get some Popeyes and relax. Going out means driving somewhere and...

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