Sage_of_Eyes

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: Running Away.

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: Running Away.

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Commissioned by Patreon Special

Wordcount: 2529

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I should really die more often.

My life in the Loki Familiar revolves around training idiots, making sure idiots do what they’re told, and handling the care and treatment of idiots. My follow handlers were decent people, but Landrock, Riveria, and Deimne weren’t enough support by a long run. Though I did my best to make most of the s...

Wrecking the Database 11 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Wrecking the Database 11 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

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Commissioned by: Weise

Wordcount: 2600

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If you happen to be an immortal demigod with the ability to turn normal humans into paste, as well as the renown to back it up, you can get away with a lot of things. Sometimes, though, you forget that you’re special because of the fact that all the other people around you are special or could be special too. It’s a big, gigantic blow to one’s pride to...

Tadano’s Trials: Alp

Tadano’s Trials: Alp

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Commissioned by Gopher54

Word Count: 1000

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Vacations for Sorcerer’s in training were typically boring, uneventful affairs. While they were certainly powerful weapons-of-mass-destruction-to-be, rest and relaxation was more or less boring and normal for everyone.

Naturally, due to his circumstances, Tadano was having a perfectly normal break from his studies.

And, he was also having a perfectly normal cramming...

Wrecking the Database 10 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Wrecking the Database 10 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

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Commissioned by: Weise

Wordcount: 2731

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Nothing worth doing is ever easy. Why? Because other people are always invested in making your life harder and never easier. 

Human beings are conditioned to take every advantage they’re capable of taking, especially against other human beings. Only the top dogs of the human species survived the past. Even the most basic NEET has a semblance of ...

Yellow Jacket: Interlude: The Icon.

Yellow Jacket: Interlude: The Icon.

Commissioned by Sivantic

Word Count: 2613

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Koda Tera was concerning.

Her talent and intellect were to be admired, but the way she used them implied harsh upbringing. There was a deadliness to her. She efficient in ways a child shouldn’t be efficient. The way she commanded respect and took the role of a leader was beyond natural talent, but born of experience. 

At first, amongst the teachers and mysel...

A Song of Wisdom.

A Song of Wisdom.

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Commissioned by Binge Reader.

Word Count: 2126

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“So, I’m fifteen seconds into meeting you alone, and I can no longer be a bride. Congratulations, you’ve out-perverted all the old, balding office-workers I’ve ever fucking met, Li Song.”

It isn’t your fault. You don’t know how it happened. You walked towards Miyakuro, then the next thing you know, you tripped onto her and found your face between her legs.

Or,...

Patreon Poll for 10/2018

This is the special Patreon poll for 10/2018.

The last two options in the last poll got a hefty amount of votes, so I've decided to just put it as a showdown between the two of them. Next month I'll have another option for Rise ready.

Winner will get 2500 words.

Two options again.

Honestly, I Don't Know What I Expected: 7: Hikigaya x Ainz: Teach a Saber-expy how to fight, I said. Nothing romantic is going to happen, I said. I've pretty much raised her for ten years, there's n...

Interlude: The End.

Interlude: The End.

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Commissioned by Patreon Special

Word count: 2525

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I walked upon a world that was once happy.

The Chimera scoured worlds of life, resources, and power. Many that they claimed were barren and depleted. However, those were dealt with by Great Red and another whom I’d never met, but there were a few that they did not touch.

They were worlds like this one.

The skies were filled with ash, a sea of toxic vapors roiled...

October Commissions and callouts.

Calling for Commissions for next month to be sent my way, if you don't have your commission for this month, please notify me as soon as possible.

Voting will be open in two days. 

HSS: The Soldier

HSS: The Soldier

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Commissioned by: Ihaxlikenoob

Wordcount: 2560

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The notion of hurrying up to wait was not lost to me. The military has advanced dramatically over the last few decades. Munitions, armor, and vehicles are unrecognizable between my generation and the last. However, though the average individual is either enhanced or much healthier than that of the last generation, it remains true that humans around highly sensitive, very expensive milita...

Tadano’s Trials: Hellhound

Tadano’s Trials: Hellhound

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Commissioned by Gopher54

Word Count: 1023

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“H-hey, what are you looking at, huh!?”

Under normal circumstances, Tadano Hitohito was more than capable of grasping the depth of someone else’s words. Monstergirls with dubious intentions, who approach him aggressively, and try to trap him into a bathroom stall have all fallen to this skill of his. One moment they’re intent on having their way with him and t...

A Survivor

A Survivor

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Commissioned by Althero

Wordcount: 1022

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Everything is gone.

The world is dying.

You are alone.

You’ve swung your blade, you’ve bled, and you’ve been defeated. Nothing you do can stop the darkness that encroaches upon the world.

You’ve died.

So many times.

It is a miracle that you still live, but each miracle came at a cost.

Each time you awoke, there would be less people for you to protect...

HSS: Lorelei 6

Lorelei 6

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Commissioned by Binge Reader

Wordcount: 1114

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The notion of a pure soul intrigued me immensely and was an opportunity for me to finally exercise my newfound qualities.

“Fuck off and introduce yourself a one-time-use traffic stop.”

Understandably, Miyakuro took one look at me before slamming the door in my face.

“Touch my tatami door and die.”

I was intruding. That was doubtless.

“The fact that you’r...

Wrecking the Database 9 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Wrecking the Database 9 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

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Commissioned by: Weise

Wordcount: 2543

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There are Guilds who are more exclusive than others and it’s incredibly dumb. There’s always uses for players who aren’t as high in level as others. Just because you’re not five levels away from the level cap doesn’t mean you’re trash in the game. More players in a Guild mean more contributions to the Guild’s funds. More players mean more option...

AGG: Devil Side Stories: Valerie 4

AGG: Devil Side Stories: Valerie 4

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Commissioned by Blue Flaming Wings

Word Count: 2500

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Had I been told that I’d be facing personal issues in Hell, I’d have reconsidered committing myself to the Gremory expedition.

Alas, I did not have the power of foresight.

So, now I was conversing with Shizi over tea, regarding a subject that I would’ve preferred to keep in the very back of my mind.

“Li has every intention of making you h...

HSS: Lorelei 5

Lorelei 5

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Commissioned by Binge Reader

Word Count: 1077

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“Ah, so you were bullied by Kita-kun, huh? Yeah, well he probably just wants you to be a better person than you are, you know?” Elma Freischutz ate a pastry across from me. One among a dozen others. She was drawing quite a bit of attention from various passerby within the Paris Arcology bakery. She paid no attention to the scorn sent her way. She didn’t think it was beneath her. It was no...

Wrecking the Database 8 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Wrecking the Database 8 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

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Commissioned by: Weise

Wordcount: 2535

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Is this some sort of curse? The day and moment I get to exist in an alternate world with cheat abilities… and money is apparently the biggest superpower a person can have!?

“It makes sense. Controlling funds is the means to controlling the population, especially without government regulation.” Oi, oi, oi. You’re supposed to insult my gripes abou...

Phantom: 6

Phantom: 6

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Commissioned by Blfqy

Word Count: 2526

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You lift the Shard of the Morning up and examine her for any illness solely with your gaze. Her skin seems fine. With a brief flashing of light, you find here’s nothing wrong with her eyes, either. Her weight is also the same as before. You bid her to open her mouth, she does so with a little “ah,” and you find not a scratch on her.

Putting her down, while you sit cross-legged and confuse...

Rias 6

Rias 6

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Commissioned by cjdavis103

Word Count: 2055

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“Issei?”

“Y-yeah?”

“Would you care to explain to me… what you just said?”

“N-no?”

“Okay, that’s fine.”

“R-really?”

“Absolutely not!”

“Gah!”

I seized Issei and held him down. His features were panicked, flushed, and terrified. However, I was not going to hold back. After all our years together, he said words to me tha...

Interlude: Civvie

Interlude: Civvie

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Commissioned by Citino

Word Count: 3500

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“Jack.”

The name’s Jacobi, but ever since I moved to this new Arcology, I’ve gone by Jack. It’s quicker.

“Dane.”

Dane’s the checkpoint manager for the inter-Arcology rail line.

“You’re early.”

He likes small talk.

“I don’t like the rush.”

I don’t mind it.

“Heh. No one does, but you’re the only one willing to wak...

Patreon Mass Declines. Again.

It's the same circumstances as last month.

I've contacted them to see how this can be avoided, so no one has to keep calling their bank every month or something along those lines.

I'll forward information to you all when I get it.

Scarlet 8

Scarlet 8

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Commissioned by Sivantic

Word Count: 2516

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All signs pointed towards Rias Gremory just being a girl who wanted to be free of a relationship that was forced upon her. The arranged marriage between herself and someone named Riser Phenex was all she that she intended me to do. In fact, she barely conversed with me, and only spoke with Sitri. At best, I was just someone whose help she was gaining due to her best friend’s actions.

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The Herald of the Border

The Herald of the Border

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Commissioned by quiteadapperlass

Word Count: 2539

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Ah, what was I doing today, again?

Right. Dying.

Because, training is pain.

Naturally, getting trained up in martial arts is every young girl’s dream. Yep. Getting beat up, beating people up, and beating yourself up is the epitome a young woman’s ideal fantasy. Really, I’m living the perfect life.

Wow.

I get really, really cranky when you�...

Patreon Poll 8/2018

This is the special Patreon poll for 8/2018.

I can't bump up the word count, as I've done since Amor Magia ended since my new classes are homework-intensive. As much as it pains me to say it, I need some breathing room and I want to work on something original, so this'll have to go back to the old 2500 words every month, without Amor Magia's sequel or a replacement.

I'll be more honest about this in the future, my apologies.

2500 Words will be allocated in this vote, once more.

Wrecking the Database 7 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

Wrecking the Database 7 (Log Horizon/Oreigaru)

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Commissioned by: Weise

Wordcount: 2535

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Powerlevelling solves only a few problems. Elder Tales has a great system that lets higher level individuals cap their levels, so that lower-levelled players can be mentored with XP losses, but that only goes so far. While it can train individuals the basics, it can’t teach them the strategies, tactics, and needs in raids. Then, of course, there’s reactio...

Friction (Transdim Freya Familia AU)

Friction

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Commissioned by Gopher54

Word Count: 1053

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“Eh? You left your Familia, Sensei?” I knew that to be an Adventurer, Sensei had to have a Familia, but I didn’t know you could leave your Familia and still continue to be an Adventure. Well, I suppose Sensei was so strong that he didn’t need a Kami-sama to keep updating his Falna, but I always thought that he went back to his Familia after he trained and helped me. I knew that he taug...

Shard Protective Services. (Worm/Crack)

Shard Protective Services.

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Commissioned by Muse

Wordcount: 2038

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Lung looked at the suited, curly-haired girl standing before him holding a form before him.

Then, he checked if her threats had any merit.

He thought about many things to make himself angry.

The woman in the fedora.

The Nazis.

Leviathan.

Usually, the last one always got to him, but this time… no.

There was no response from his power at a...

Interlude: The Spear of Destiny

Interlude: The Spear of Destiny

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Commissioned by: Ihaxlikenoob

Wordcount: 2537

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Upon humanity, there never seemed to be a lack of threats.

Not that I could complain, given both my power and the luxuries granted to me and mine, but a man needs to be cautious, no? Pride is quite dangerous. I do not wish to be a man who dismissed danger, even if that danger saw him a threat too. A mere man, even one such as myself, needs to be cautious and careful,...

Interlude: The Guide

Interlude: The Guide

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Commissioned by Binge Reader

Wordcount: 2030

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“So, there’s no need for the plan to deal with her anymore, Creighton?”

“Hopefully not.”

“So, we’re keeping it in mind.”

“Yes. A contingency plan. Nothing more and nothing less.”

“Without our computers, I’m sure we’d have lost count of all our contingencies, Creighton.”

“They’re necessary, and it’s better to have a plan than not.” 2018-08-23 15:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Interlude: Creation Reborn

Interlude: Creation Reborn

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Commissioned by Chaosbrain

Word Count: 1078

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Never did I ever think that I’d be so furious with my mother that I didn’t want to talk to her.

Nor did I ever think that was going to be what drove us apart.

The fact that she’d done so many unscrupulous things for the sake of humanity didn’t shake what I felt for her one bit. Whatever she did to make sure that every mission she needed to do succeeded never m...