What is up team. Links are starting to go up for Northeast Shows. We have a 9:30 PM prime time slime time Saturday show at Next In Line comedy in Philadelphia January 24th. The club seats 80, so get tickets early if you can.
We have two more shows waiting on ticket links. Once we have those, then this post will change and the button will go to a link with all the show tickets. For now, this is just Philly tickets.
We love you guys and really appreciate everyone ...
2025-10-29 13:00:20 +0000 UTC
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and for the lady, pure white Hennessy
2025-10-28 11:00:12 +0000 UTC
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The video file got corrupted and I couldn’t save it but the ep was really good. So enjoy a bunch of anti drug PSAs from the 50s and the audio. And then like 3 minutes at the end of the actual episode.
2025-10-28 02:01:20 +0000 UTC
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step 8: get the balls wet again
2025-10-22 00:47:32 +0000 UTC
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The 4th Installment of the beloved duo.
2025-10-16 14:16:29 +0000 UTC
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Thank you Sam for joining us. Follow him on all social media platforms @realonlineboy
2025-10-15 23:43:58 +0000 UTC
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Pat Dean is the owner, operator, manager, bartender, booker, and employee of the month of the longest running comedy club in Austin, The Velveeta Room. Live Comedy 6 days a week. Go see a show and support the club, it's older than all of you and most of the clubs in Austin are butt ass now. Just kidding. I love all of them.
Please book me
go to the velveeta room bitch
2025-10-15 19:59:00 +0000 UTC
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Was going to wait a week, but I think these would be better rolled out in a quicker clip. So here is PT.2 of Every Happy Memory. Thanks everyone.
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Everett
Ranch Road 12 meandered through the Texas Hill Country like a river. Snaking through limestone cliffs, dry river beds, green valleys, and sleepy little tourist towns where yankees ca...
2025-10-14 15:34:52 +0000 UTC
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What follows is Part One of a fun sci-fi story. If people like the first one, I will roll them out weekly for Honcho/Pendejo/Mijo Tiers. Thanks everyone. - Jake
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Enzo
The clinical, fluorescent lighting caught every edge of chrome plated die cast metal in the storefront. I was nursing a hangover that was about five day...
2025-10-13 18:03:48 +0000 UTC
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Ronaldo Mercado is a great friend of mine and great comedian. Check out the ep.
2025-10-10 03:59:01 +0000 UTC
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah fuck
2025-10-07 15:17:03 +0000 UTC
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Matt banwart is back and new to the pendejoverse one of the funniest guys in Austin right now mr. Brent Reed. Please enjoy.
I have been given a clean bill of health from the doctor and so I will be able to film again. Thanks everyone who didnt unsubscribe. if you did I understand. I love you.
2025-10-03 20:11:17 +0000 UTC
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All aboard, darling!
2025-10-01 01:36:22 +0000 UTC
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sorry
buy tickets
2025-09-24 00:28:35 +0000 UTC
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Camera died halfway though so the rest is cartoon cockroaches dressed like me and dan
2025-09-20 19:43:30 +0000 UTC
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sorry everyone to honchos especially. im sick as fuck with covid and I have been going to the doctor a bunch. I have to wear a dumb ass heart monitor so they can see if my heart is awesome or if it stinks. they are 99 percent sure it's awesome but they want to rule everything out. my life is a precious jewel. anyway I haven't had the time to film or get guests or do anything really accept accrue medical debt. once this is over we will be back to programming. thanks - Jake
2025-09-17 00:31:28 +0000 UTC
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lol
buy tickets
2025-09-09 14:45:45 +0000 UTC
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Seth Harp if youre reading this I am sorry - Jake
everybody was saying it was too quiet. idk what the deal is, haven't changed any settings but anyway I went and boosted the shit. fuck me I suck. alright. bye
2025-08-27 01:51:29 +0000 UTC
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Eoghan Gallivan is a comedian from Austin Texas.
SORRY TO EVERYONE: I GOT THE DATES MIXED UP AND DID AN AD READ ON THIS ONE EVEN THO ITS PATREON. I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME.
BUY TICKETS
2025-08-21 00:02:56 +0000 UTC
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Back in the saddle
get tickets
2025-08-20 13:40:34 +0000 UTC
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edible pain
live shows
2025-08-19 14:14:05 +0000 UTC
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my stories
2025-08-12 23:37:13 +0000 UTC
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dont look at my beak
2025-08-05 17:02:10 +0000 UTC
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In an effort to provide subscribers with even more content for their hard earned dollar, I will be moving all of my writing here. I never log into substack anyway. Here is a story about the last dinner I had with my dad. Thanks fellas.
Jake
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I watched my father anxiously shift around in the booth of the restaurant as he asked my broth...
2025-08-04 22:44:47 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back
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The Mothafuckas
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Ariba
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The Greatest American Rock Band
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