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Issues

Hey gang,

Unfortunately my computer randomly decided to stop recognizing the headphones I was using and I might not be able to get what I wanted to get done this week. I’m annoyed because this is a pretty busy week for me and I wanted to get all the earlies out so I didn’t have to think about them later on in the week.

I’m either going to have to record on my laptop or my phone, and I can’t promise quality audios through them. I’m gonna try anyways but please keep it in ...

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[F4A] [SPICY] Rizzing Up Your Dom Bully Roommate [EXCLUSIVE] [MOMMY] [FRIENDS TO LOVERS] [CONFESSION]

You and your roommate have a weird tension surrounding you. What happens when one night, you push the boundaries?


HEY GANG- there references to sexual actions in this audio and TO PUT IT ON RECORD I call them "WEIRD" BUT I DONT ACTUALLY MEAN THEY'RE WEIRD okay IM NOT A KINK SHAMER!!! I try to clarify that I'm meaning it in a sense of being "non-vanilla"  BUT I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY HERE TOO.

ANYWAYS: SPANKING, CHOKING, AND CUCKHOLDING ARE MENTIONED. So is a pi...

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[F4A] Your Girlfriend Leaves You A Voicemail. [EARLY]

I love you, and miss you. Tell me about your day tomorrow, okay? I'm so sorry I missed our call. I know you're beating yourself up about it- I hope you know how much I absolutely admire you.

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Update!!

I FINALLY updated the Patron member list guys. The video I uploaded today will be the last time you see that many names. I'll try and keep on top of it a little better now.

Patreon can be a little bit difficult to navigate and update because they keep a hold of people who leave and if they do come back, on the audience tab, they continue to stay in the spot that they used to be on in the list, which can be PAGES away. They have a "cancelled" and "payment declined" tab but it's not organ...

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[F4A] Enemy Knight Nurses You Back To Health [EARLY] [EXTENDED] [TSUNDERE?] [ENEMIES TO MORE]

After engaging in a fight between two factions during a war, you're left bleeding and stuck in the mud. With no one to aid you, you've already come to terms with the fact that this will be your resting grounds. That is, until, you hear footsteps sloshing around in the marsh. You go still, only to have a sword pointed at you in record timing. "You moved," she speaks. You tremble, surely awaiting your prompt and quick death. Surely thing will be better than bleeding out in some muddy water... u...

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[F4A] Waking Up On Top Of Your Girlfriend [EXCLUSIVE] [Dominant] [Taking Care of You]

You dozed off after a long night. You haven't been sleeping well and laying on your girlfriend's chest, watching your favourite show, and listening to the soft crickets outside was enough to put you out. You wake up groggy, and your girlfriend attempts to help you with your post-nap feelings.  She admits that she just wants to take care of you, and ends up coaxing you back into sleep, kissing you goodnight.

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[F4A] Obsessed Yandere School Girl Ties You Down to the Bed and Makes You Hers [EARLY]

You went over to your classmate's apartment to get notes from her after missing Thursday's class. She always seems eager to hang out with you, so you thought: what the heck? Why not. Arriving at her house you see how strangely decorated it is. After getting to know her a little bit, you begin to understand that it's just a reflection of her quirkiness. Before your able to get down to the notes, she asks for your advice. Upon inspecting, you think- HEY WOAH! She's pushing you down on to th...

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Some Things...

Hey guys :)

Very happy to be caught up this week. I'm taking this time to work on some of my other projects outside of GF ASMR, so be expecting things like tiktoks and other stupid things that I basically put on hold.

One thing that I need to do that I never thought I would have to do is overhaul my Patreon member list, since Patreon actually does not have a very straight forward way of telling me who has opted out of my services or who changes their tier... I probably have a bunc...

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[F4A] Obsessed/Yandere Fan Tends to Their Sick Bully [EARLY]

Your bully mentioned they were sick and left for the bathroom. Naturally, you followed them, since the only rightful place that you have is by their side. They told you to go away, that they were fine and they'd be out in a minute, but you knew better. Opening the door, you're met with a very grumpy bully, who did not hesitate to take shots at you. Only thing is, you have the one thing that can help them in this scenario. An eye for an eye, and a proposition that benefits the both of you ...

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[F4A] [Lil Spice] Your Bookworm Girlfriend Helps Kill The Video Game Boss [EXCLUSIVE]

On nights like these, you and your girlfriend usually stay home. You do different things, but still call it spending time together since you're in the same room. She enjoys reading, while you like playing videogames. After a while of getting beaten by the same boss over and over, you decide to bug your girlfriend a bit. She puts her book down, and instead of entertaining you like you had originally planned for, she helps you beat the boss... or, tries to; anyway.

SO sorry this ...

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[F4A] Your Enemy Calms You From Your Panic Attack [EXTENDED] [EARLY] [PARTY SETTING AND SOUND EFFECTS]

You came to this party with your friend who you hit it off with pretty well. It's not really your scene, but you decided to try and impress them by going. You quickly get overwhelmed and run to the bathroom for some isolation and comfort. After a few minutes, your enemy is yelling at you from the door to let them in. You're initially on high alert, but as they become more and more desperate to calm you down, you lower your guard around them. They end up taking you out of the party and all...

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[F4A] Tutoring the Cocky Popular Kid Who's Obsessed With You [EARLY]

You've been tutoring the popular kid for a couple weeks now. At first, you thought she was just stupid; until today. She revealed that she actually does not need help in the class, and has developed a fascination with you. As the night goes on and she reveals more, you realize that this is more than just a fascination. She has claimed you, and it's only a matter of time until you fall for her.

"You're mine."

SOOOO I SAID THIS WAS GOING TO BE AN E...

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Plans for this week and updates

Hey gang,

I’m going to catch up this week, but things are going to be a little out of order- so just hang on a second.

First things first is that I’m just going to drop a video tomorrow on YouTube. It’s insanely last minute, but I want to be on schedule and don’t have anything prepared right now.

That being said, I’m ALSO going to drop an early access extended audio tomorrow to prepare for the second upload of the week.

Hopefully, maybe, I’ll also have nex...

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[F4A] Your Girlfriend Comforts You During A Bad Trip [EXCLUSIVE] [Marijuana Usage]

You and your girlfriend set aside a time where you just got high and caught up on a bunch of weird YouTube videos the two of you conspired together. Everything was going great, until the gummies started to kick in. The high didn't feel good. Your girlfriend was able to catch on and was able to soothe you so that you didn't have a panic attack under the influence.


True story in this one, btw. My first weed experience and then my first weed experience where I actually ...

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[F4A] Sitting On Your Gamer Girlfriend's Lap [GF ASMR] [DOM] [Cuddling] [Sleep Aid] [EARLY]

You sat on your girlfriend's lap while she was playing once. Was an enjoyable experience, but there needed to be some tweaking done. You asked and received, so your girlfriend set up another instance where you sat on her lap and cuddled her while she played. After a while, the both of you got tired, and headed to bed.

So, the other video I had done was enjoyed by a lot of people so I decided to do it again, this time tweaking some things and trying a different game. 

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[F4A] Valentine's Day Special! [EARLY}

You didn't ask your girlfriend to be your valentine, to her dismay. She waited until the day before for you to say something, but it never arrived. SO, instead, she went on a mission to ask YOU to be HER valentine. With cheap props, expensive pink candy, and a silly slogan, she's determined for you to BEE her's this Valentine's Day!

Music Used:

No.1 A Minor Waltz - Esther Abrami

No.5 The Day I Met Her - Esther Abrami

Heavenly - Aakash Gandhi

Bucolic Acrylic - Dan...

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[F4A] [F4M] Girlfriend Falls Asleep On Your Lap [EXCLUSIVE]

Your girlfriend has been waiting for you to join her in the living room for a little while. She wants to spend some time with you before she goes to bed. Only problem is, she's a little sleepy. She fights to stay awake, and after you advise her multiple times to lay down and sleep, she finally complies. She stretches out and settles her head in your lap, as the two of you watch videos as she falls asleep.

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[F4A] Convincing You Shy Tsundere Girlfriend to Go Out With You [EARLY]

Your girlfriend has never been one to show affection outside of your home. You've tried to get her to come out of her shell, but she keeps to herself and is very seclusive. Upon bringing up another adventure to take her on, she immediately shuts you down realizing how suspect it is. She reveals that she really doesn't want to share your intimate moments to the world and would prefer that aspect of your lives to be shared between the two of you. With a kiss and some gentle teasing, she agr...

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[F4A] Baking With Your Girlfriend Gone Wrong [EXCLUSIVE] [Banter] [Jokingly Mean] [Rambles]

Your girlfriend wanted to set something special up for the two of you to spend some quality time together only for you to arrive home TEN MINUTES EARLY! The shame, the audacity, HOW COULD YOU!?! You RUINED- well I guess you didn't ruin it. After some scolding, some taunting, and some banter, she decides to finally let the two of you get into it until... wow you really are being stubborn. Please babe let's just do thi- oh you did not just throw flour at me. IT. IS. ON!

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DECEMBER - JANUARY BLOOPERS

Here's the bloopers you so desperately missed last month! I almost forgot about them again but I'm delivering TRUST guys.

The reason why I didn't release anything for December was because I didn't have many bloopers and thought it would be stupid of me to release something only a few seconds long. I can't remember the reason why I didn't have many bloopers BUT there was a reason guys, trust.

I like these bloopers because you can see the difference between my old mic and my new one...

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[F4A] Tomboy Girlfriend Clutches Up >:) [EARLY] [Jock Girlfriend] [Golden Retriever]

Your tomboy girlfriend is one of the best players on your school's team. Although she's not perfect, she tries her best to come out on top every time. After a long game, at the very last moment she had been able to pull out a win for the team. You patiently waited for her to return to you, just as she always does after her games. As per usual, it takes longer than expected; and she has some sucking up to do before you reveal her post-game present... which you admittedly messed up on; big ...

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[F4A] Stargazing With Your Best Friend [EARLY] [Friends to Lovers] [CONFESSION]

You've had the best night. Spending quality time with your best friend and sharing intimate moments together. Sometimes it gets deep and vulnerable between the two of you, and it becomes the best of bonding experiences. Little to your knowledge, she has been stewing on some very heavy feelings and has decided tonight was the night to lay it all on you...

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[F4A] Your Airport Crush Thinks You're Cute [EXCLUSIVE]

You've spotted this girl at the airport and you think she's really pretty... like, REALLY pretty. You could look at her all day only- oh, she's coming closer to you! Act natural! She's shy and timid, but as she warms up to you she becomes more confident and straight-forward. She wants your number, despite the fact that the two of you don't live anywhere close to each other. Do you take it?

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[F4A] Falling Asleep On Your Muscle Mommy Gamer Girlfriend's Lap [Early?]

Hey all, 

I'm not too sure about this video. There is a video to go along with this audio, and I am playing the game you hear in the back, but the audio itself just seems very unprofessional to me. These are the types of audios I would listen/watch to back when I was in the community but doing them myself just does not feel right...

Anyways I wanted to ask: do you guys think this is a professional enough audio to post on my YouTube? I would appreciate some feedback. I'll prob...

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THIS WEEK'S PATREON EXCLUSIVE

Pick your favourite for this week's exclusive :p

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