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Next early is coming out soon, but I wanted to ask: Should I make a Christmas special audio? Seasonal audios usually do poorly, but I'm not opposed to it. It could be like my gift to yall or something. Also, if you don't celebrate Christmas... super sorry.

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[EARLY] Getting a Hot Stanger's Number At the Bar

Your friends dragged you out to a bar... not your crowd. You're stuck sitting on your own while they're dancing until a bombshell walks over to you. She's confident and a little flirty and by some miracle totally into you. She walks away with your number and you walk away with making your friends incredibly jealous.

I WILL ADD THE MUSIC IN POST I JUST DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DO IT TN!!!!! RAH!

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THUMBNAIL POLL

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[F4A] [EARLY] Your Tomboy Best Friend Stands Up For You and Confesses

You had a rough day with your bully. Your best friend, who comes over under the guise of a gaming session, she feels your disrupted energy. She listens to you and is absolutely infuriated about what happened. She's willing to do anything to make you feel better, but all you want is a calm night in. She's submissive to that, but she's also submissive to you. A confession is in order.

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[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Your Study Buddy Has A Crush On You

Doing your school project with your hot and cool study buddy has got it's perks, and is not so perks. She hasn't talked to you much, but today she has some crazy things to say... some things that might peak your interest.

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Getting Back on the Horse (and What to Expect)

Coming back swinging, ya'll. I'm back at the gym and I'm back to uploading on schedule... hopefully.

First thing's first, exclusive audios are coming out on Monday's again. I missed an exclusive and therefore it got pushed to Monday. No more Wednesday exclusives.

Second thing, I'm going to try and backlog the audios by two weeks instead of one. I will still be only uploading a week early, but audio polls will be far earlier than what you probably usually expect. By backlogging thi...

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Exclusive Audio Poll

mweheheh did ya'll miss me. I'm not going to do a long drawn out synopsis for this one, imma leave it up to speculation for now. Vote quick because it's coming out tomorrow (hopefully)

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Next YouTube Audio Poll :)

YOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO HOW WE FEELING GUYS!!!!!???????!!!!!!!

What character archetype do we want to see in the next audio. Feel free to vote on multiple, there's a chance I can mash em together.

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[F4A] [EARLY] Waking Up Next to Your Tomboy Bartender

You had a wild night last night. What's even wilder is waking up next to the girl who made your night so wild. Cuddled up next to her and wondering what mightve happened the night before, you panic, causing her to jolt awake. What really happened? That, you might never know.

This one might get an extension I kinda like this character I cooked up.

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[F4A] [EARLY] Thunderstorm Sleep Aid

So theres actually no thunderstorm sounds bc i need to go to bed and im trying to catch up but you could probably just play some youtube sounds in the background and get where I wanted to get at.

Anyways, You have a terrible fear of thunderstorms, specifically the thunder. Tonight is a night where it is particularly rainy and you were awoken by roaring thunder and were unable to get back to sleep. Apparently, your restlessness woke up your partner, who groggily turns over and tries to t...

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[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Sarcastic GF Takes Care of You While Sick [ITS THAT SEASON]

You are very sickly. Bedridden, even. Your goofy ass girlfriend loves you so much that she went out of her way to make you feel better physically but also hopefully mentally with her stupid jokes.

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PODCAST but for VIPs AND Exclusives

HEY HEY because I didn't get to film an exclusive this week I thought I would let yall in on ONE of the podcasts as a little "im sorry" for being a little ipad kid this week. I hope you enjoy the rant sesh as much as my VIPs.

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Wee Little Update

HEY ALL sorry I haven't been as active this week.

Early this week I went to a concert, had a lot of back and forth with the touring company because they fucked up my VIP pack, had to recover from the concert (I was in the pit, I was hurting), then I had to do some very last minute casting calls for my agency, had a LOT of digestive issues these past three days (I took three laxatives and it did nothing), and TODAY I spent a majority of my day looking for my headphones and participating ...

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[F4A] [EARLY] Best Friend's Dominant Older Sister Flirts with You HEAVY

Your best friend "abandoned" you in their own home. Literally. The two of you got back from hanging out and the guy basically just ran to the bathroom. Then, his sister walked in. She compliments you almost immediately, which starts down a road of heavy flirting and sensual innuendos. She wants you bad, will you let her have you?

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[F4A] [EXTENDED] Waking Up In Your Popular Girl Bully's Arms PT2

She visits you in the hospital after the whole incident is over. She's nervous, but gains her composure halfway through. She's got limited time to say what she needs to, not that you care about any of that anyways. The only thing on your mind is whether or not you're going to get your promised kiss!

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[F4A] [EARLY] Falling Asleep on Mommy's Chest [UNEDITED!!!]

Basically a sleep aid audio but with a dommy mommy voice, but I need some insight before I start editing it. I already did three polls today and I don't want to do another one so pls comment and let me know: should I add an actual heartbeat sound to this? I don't want it to be distracting and I will probably add hair brushing sounds and faded crickets as well, maybe even a fireplace sound, but I find sometimes a heartbeat can be overwhelming idk.

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Exclusive Audio Poll

Pretty basic ideas this time. I like giving ya'll a break from outrageous plot stories sometimes.

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YouTube Audio Poll

Very broad ideas for this one because I'm not sure about specific plot lines yet.

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[F4A] [EARLY] Waking Up in the Popular Girl/ Bully's Arms

Long story short, you fainted. Good for you, however, the popular girl and your bully was there to break your fall. When you wake up, she's taking care of you, whispering soft nothings into your ear and also slightly freaking out between every line. She's caring for you, but also concerned, but also kind of falling for you? What was at first blinded by quick witty comebacks is now opened to seeing how cute, soft, and pretty you are when you become a big delirious flirt.

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The Separate Plot For The Villain Exclusive Audio

I made two completely different plots for the same audio because I didn't know how I wanted to pursue the idea of a villain who was also the love interest. Here's how it turned out. It's in point form, because I write ideas in point form.

PLOT 1 - The one I used for the exclusive

  • Antagonist is in love with Y/N. Y/N Is a part of a special forces or government position set out to destroy antagonist.

  • Y/N shows up at antagonist lair, talks about how antagonist w...

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[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] The Villain is In Love With You

You know it, she definitely knows it. She is madly in love with you, been that way since before you joined the governor. She, however, has been causing a muck in an attempt to get your attention. Acts of violence and terrorism to finally force your hand... right? Wrong. She's not doing it for your attention, she's doing it for you. Everything that she does, she does it so that the two of you can be together. Romantic, right? It would be if you didn't have a duty to uphold. Will she f...

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[F4F] [EARLY] Best Friend Gay Awakening

You and your best friend are having a sleep over for the first time in a while. Apparently, she's been on a journey. She's figured out that she likes girls, particularly you, and she's trying to scope out how into her you might be- or if you even like girls at all. With one question after another and the cliche ask of "Kiss me and find out," the two of you go on a rollercoaster of emotions together.

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Thumbnail Poll

My laptop is holding me back again bc my logo isn't on here so I'll have to add them later but here are three different vibes, lmk which one is ur favourite.

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Exclusive Audio Poll

All these ideas were pulled from my idea post from last week!

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Evening it Out

I released a f4m so now it is time for my F4F to get in the works. Vote on your fave for the girlies.

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[F4A] [EARLY] [SPICY] Your Flirty Best Friend Calls You Baby

You and your best friend hang out often. You flirt, as friends do, but lately the flirting has been feeling a bit more... intimate than usual. When the teasing and the goading stops and things wind down a bit, that's when it happens. She offhandedly calls you baby, and you have to pause to make sure you heard it right. You had your suspicions, but this is just icing on the cake. Let the games begin.

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[F4M] Your Bully Calling You Boyfriend leads to a Confession [EXTENDED]

After your project with your bully, she goes MIA. You make it your mission to find her the next few days and finally get a lead from one of her friends. Apparently, she's turned a new leaf and has been studying her little booty off in the study rooms. She brought up potentially going out with you, and you need to know if she's serious. You've garnered a little bit of a crush on her as well. No running this time.

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