Eggssy

[F4A] Your Dominant Mommy Puts You to Bed after a Long Day [EXCLUSIVE]

It's been a long day. You're tired, you're worn down, and you didn't mean to fall asleep on the couch. Don't worry though, your loving girlfriend has your back and is ready to escort you to the bedroom with all the added perks of cuddling, kissing, and pillow talking.

[F4M] Your Bully Calling You Boyfriend Leads to a Confession [EARLY] [PT1]

You and your bully have been put together for a project. In her typical fashion, she does absolutely none of the work. She makes you do it, and you oblige since you honestly don't know how well your project would have turned out had she pitched in. Spoiler alert, probably bad. She's not the brightest in the bunch. But, apparently, she has a small change of heart when it comes to you. She tries to apologize for her behaviour, even offers to help out, until she gets a call from her friend and e...

I'M BEHIND!?!

I had a REALLY rough night tonight, so I'm going to push uploads back just one more day this week. I didn't know that I was one audio short this week and I was going to kick my ass in gear but I had a really bad night mentally so I'm going to wait. I think the Halloween special threw me off to make me think I had another upload when I didn't and now my whole schedule is fucked up again. Here's what's going to happen.

One, I'll be posting the exclusive tomorrow for sure. At this point th...

Quick Thumbnail Poll

For tonights upload. I know it's like suuuper late but I have so many options and I need some insight.

Option 1:

 Option 2:

 Option 3:

 Option 4:

2024-11-05 21:08:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Idea Charting

Haven't done one of these in a while, I'm a little rusty and it's almost 4 AM so these are kind of brief but hang on for a second.

Gladiator Girlfriend Fights for You - basically if you were royalty and in order to be a suitor, you need to fight to the death. Speaker ends up victorious, of course, because plot armour. It's super prideful and close to the heart.

Clumsy Co-Worker Accidentally Confesses - So, your coworker is very clumsy and she is also obsessed with you. She's so o...

Audio Poll

An audio poll for the next upload? I think I'm behind, I'm not sure. My stomach ache messed me up.

IOS Fees (and How to Avoid Them)

Hey guys, just a heads up, Apple will be charging a 30% fee when you purchase a tier in the Patreon app. This boosts the price of the tiers and that money does not go to the creators that you're generously spending on.

Although none of you have reported it happening as of yet, it still greatly upsets me, as it does a lot of creators, since your support that is supposed to be for small creators is being unknowingly hijacked by a large corporation. It really sucks.

To prevent this, ...

I Actually Have Food Poisoning This Time

If ur wondering why I didn’t upload today it’s because I took two naps today and have been in and out of the bathroom almost the whole day.

Pray for me

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Protective Sugar Mommy Puts You in Your Place...

She's leaving again. Her job often makes her go out on dangerous missions every few months, so she'll be gone for a few days. You don't want her to go, you want her with you at all times, but she puts you in your place. She can't have you getting injured, or worse, and that is no place for you. You deserve a lavish life where you don't have to lift a finger, and your girlfriend is willing to put her life on the line to make that happen.

[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Your Enemy/Assassin Has Something... Intimate to Share With You

You're never able to let your guard down. Constantly looking over your shoulder for an organization that is against you. You think you're in the clear, for now, except the woman who is destined to kill you is standing in your living room holding a glass of your liquor. She, however, isn't here to kill you. She just needs to talk to you about some things on her mind. Some things that would otherwise be classified as a conflict of interest....

Thumbnail Poll

Option 1:

 Option 2:

 Option 3:

EXCLUSIVE POLL FOR TOMORROW

AND DONT TIE THEM

I Fear I May Have Food Poisoning

Guys, can you get food poisoning from frozen berries? They're expired by a year but they're frozen so they should be fine, right?

Anyways guys, the agenda for this week is right here and I'm probably going to be doing these more often just to keep all my patreon pookies updated.

ALRIGHT

TOMORROW (the 30th): I will be uploading the Patreon exclusive alongside an early audio. Tonight, I will be doing a small poll for it. I might be doing two earlies, but considering I'm going ...

thumbnail poll

a little late and also idk what quote im gonna put on it yet but here's the bases for ya'll

Option 1:

 Option 2:

 Option 3:

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Girlfriend Wakes You Up With Kisses and an Unexpected Surprise

A few wet kisses on your face was enough to wake you up this morning. Your girlfriend was on top of you, trying to poke and prod you awake. You really didn't want to get up, but her kisses made it really hard to keep a straight face. When she offered you a surprise, you gave up on the act and sprung awake for her. There's just one problem: she wants you out of the bed and to go out with her whilst you just want to sweep her back in the bed and cuddle her while she smothers you with kisses. Yo...

DANGNABBIT

WOOP HERE IT IS!

EXCLUSIVE COMING OUT TOMORROW BECAUSE I SPENT ALL NIGHT FIGHTING WITH A GIRL ON REDDIT INSTEAD OF DOING MY FUCKING JOB I'M SORRY OKAY!!!!

EARLY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON MONDAY/TUESDAY WILL BE OUT ALSO AND A THUMBNAIL POLL.

IN THE MEANTIME, MY EXCLUSIVES, PLEASE FIX THE DAMN TIE ON THE GHAD DAMN EXCLUSIVE POLL. ALSO, I CANNOT BELIEVE YALL DIDN'T WANT THE LEON KENNEDY THING OR MY SCARE ACTOR IDEA LIKE THOSE IDEAS ARE GOLD AND I PROMISE YOU THEY WILL NOT BE G...

EXCLUSIVE AUDIO POLL

Hey! This one is going to be a smaller poll, since I haven't really had time to brainstorm ideas. I also don't have time to do a separate idea post tonight, so I'm going to just do what I did... the time before last time? And explain all of the ideas right here.

Agent Saves You - This is basically RE4 Leon Kennedy. I keep thinking about that man and his damn biceps and I was like... ok but what if I was him? And thus, this audio idea was born. Basically it's like the ending of RE...

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Sleep Deprived Best Friend Accidentally Admits She's In Love With You

You haven't seen your best friend in a while. She's always working, which is understandable given her history. She needs this job and she needs to do well, and when she told you she was able to hang out when the both of you were free, you were ecstatic. Only, she was late and looked like hell. She kept dozing off on the couch and you felt really bad for her, she felt bad as well. Until, you came up with an amazing idea to have a nap together. Everything is going well, until she slips up on he...

[F4A] [EXTENDED] Giving Your Tsundere Roommate Her First Kiss PT 2

You left. When morning came and the early hours of the morning set in, you had to leave the apartment. When you got back, your roommate was understandably pissed. You kissed her, cuddled her, and shared your feelings with her, but in the morning you were completely MIA? You toyed with her last night, now it's her turn to even the odds.

HI HI this is the part two an audio I diiiid posted separately ya hearrrr

[F4A] [EARLY] Giving Your Tsundere Roommate Her First Kiss

You had a nightmare that your roommate got into a relationship... and not with you. You made the executive decision then and there that you needed to make some moves to secure your spot in your roommate's heart, and that's how you ended up in her room at 4 in the morning, begging her to let you stay in her bed. She obliges, begrudgingly, and you know you're in. You watch as the tsundere roommate you've always known turns from friend into a blubbering more than friend situation.

H...

[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Girlfriend Knows How to Cure Your Insomnia

You've been having a hard time falling asleep lately and apparently it shows. Your girlfriend has pointed it out and she wants you to be healthy. After pinpointing the reason and asking what you may have tried, she comes up with her clinical solution: cuddling. Kisses, cuddling, and hand trailing on your back will surely be the cure to your insomnia. Want to give it a try?

[F4A] [EARLY] Sister's Best Friend Sneaking Into Your Bed Ends In You Sharing

Heyyy sooo I actually wasn't lying in the audio when I said I got a migraine (I got it maybe 10 minutes into recording) so I'm just going to leave it here with very very base editing and will come back for the synopsis and stuff later.

THUMBNAIL POLL

Option 1:

 Option 2:

 Option 3:

[F4A] [EXTENDED] [PT 2] Your Bully Accidentally Calls You Baby

After a few dates, the two of you actually, surprisingly, clicked super well. You've been dating for a while now, albeit your relationship being pretty private. After hearing your girlfriend talk about their mysterious partner to one of her friends, it throws you into a loop. What would happen if the two of you were to go public? You know your girlfriend wants it, it's in her possessive nature to show everyone you're hers, but would she want the backlash and the title to go with it?

Yo...

[F4A] [EARLY] Your Bully Accidentally Calls You Baby [PT 1][Strangers to Lovers] [Dom to Sub] [Confession]

You have a bully. It's... a little weird, though? She bullies you by calling you names and accusing you of being in love with her. Weird, right? You would almost think she has a crush on you. Well... when she comes by to berate you some more, she lets the pet name slip. She immediately gets flustered by it, and in an instant the bully becomes the bullied. When you interrogate a suspect long enough, eventually they just have to spill...

This is pt 1 to an extended ...

Updates and Whatnot

Hey gang just a wee little update and stuff.

I’m going to be recording and posting the Patreon exclusive tomorrow (whatever was voted highest on the poll will be what I upload) and on top of that, I’m going to try to post two earlies, one with an extension since I know I promised it, along with a YouTube video.

I’m behind again which is no one’s fault but my own I guess. I was out of town for the whole day two days ago, I streamed yesterday, I took a whole day before all t...

[F4A] Possessive Tsundere Vampire Eliminates Your Enemies

Your vampire girlfriend has a surprise for you and it's nothing that you expect. She knows more about you than you think and she went out of her way to get rid of any distractions or worse, people that could hurt you. You're her prized possession and she will do anything to keep you here. 

MORE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES but I kinda ate this anyways. I also spilled water all over my carpet pulling out my microphone.

Exclusive Audio Poll

Again, so sorry that the audio this week was two days late. The next one will be uploaded on Monday as per usual unless something gets in the way. Here's the audio ideas I have in mind.

You can vote for more than one audio, so please vote for the one(s) you are most interested in!

Video Poll

BOINK! Tomorrow I'm filming and posting a yandere or vampire audio... probably. This one or the one coming next will have an extension to it. I was going to do it tonight but I got caught up in editing my spiderman video.

I'm going to let you guys vote for multiple options for this one! Please vote for the one(s) you would most like to see.

Here's a little more info on the options if you're not completely sure about the premise.

Bully accidentally calls you baby: I b...

THIS BITCH IS STUCK PROCESSING FAWK