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Thumbnail poll

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 I feel like the third one will look better once I put text on it.

This one is for the best friend's older sister audio BTW.

Credit to... pinterest again <...

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My Internet is Horrid Tonight

Hey guys, phone egg here!

I have an exclusive audio, a podcast, and a thumbnail poll ready to upload, but my internet is making it literally impossible. It’s so incredibly slow right now and every time I go to upload something, it resets like the uploads are on a timer. It’s going to have to come out tomorrow or something.

Hope you don’t mind the wait! I’m also going to see about getting some more earlies out but considering it’s taking longer than usual for YouTube to c...

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[F4A] Dating Your Best Friend's Older Sister in Secret

Dating your best friend's older sister has been a hassle. You're dating in private, due to your girlfriend's requests and chalking it up to her parents not wanting the two of you together. She's been very fidgity when it comes to hanging out with her sister and parents, who you've known for your entire life, and you've been wanting to squash this and come out publicly to her parents. You've finally gotten her to hang out with all of you in the same room, but it comes at the cost. One: you hav...

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Thumbnail Poll :)

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I got these off pinterest so idk who the actual credit goes for these images. If you know lmk. Deviantart is just full of blatant AI bullshit and sexual images I'm getting tired of having to get flashed bare AI puss.

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A little idea board slash update slash idk

Heyyy I haven’t done one of these in a bit so I’m deciding now imma do one even tho I’m not very inspired rn.

Before that I will say that an early audio will be out tomorrow and I’m pretty sure its going to be a best friend’s sister thing. Not sure if it’s going to have an extension. I’m also planning on doing a thumbnail poll tomorrow and hopefully a podcast for my highest tier. It’s sort of a catch up even tho I’m not rlly that behind, I just feel very behind because...

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[F4A] New Neighbor Flirts With You [EXTENDED] [PT 2]

You decided to take your neighbor out on her insane offer. You show up at her door, unsuspecting, and she opens in not knowing you're there. She's caught off guard and vulnerable, but she would be an idiot to give up this moment for anything. She invites you into her apartment and that ends up in a very awkward and nervous conversation from her. The once confident woman you were acquainted with is now a jumbled mess. She wasn't prepared for you to show up tonight, but she also wasn't going to...

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[F4A] Your New Neighbor Flirts With You [EARLY] [PT 1]

A new neightbor has moved in next door. You haven't been able to meet her until now. She's a really attractive woman who apparently has the hots for you. She lays it on VERY thick... so thick that you're intimidated. She wants to go out with you, the one thing is for sure, but the one thing holding you back is the fact that she is a stranger. What if she wasn't, though?

Part one! Extended part/part two linked seperately.

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[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Your Girlfriend Gives You Aftercare After Your First Time

After a night of passion, your girlfriend who was just domming you becomes a bumbling nervous wreck trying to make sure she gets this next part right. She want you to be comfortable and desperately wants to make sure you're okay. Things feel so much different with you, and she wants you to be taken care of before anything else.

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[F4A] [EARLY] Possessive AF Mommy GF Doesnt Want You Out With Friends

GUYS READ THE TITLE PLS IM SO TIRED I NEED TO REST MY WEE HEAD I DIDNT TAKE A NAP TODAY BC I HAVE STUFF TO DO TOMORROW AND IM SO SLEEPY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MIGHT ADD MORNING BIRDS TO THIS IN A LATER EDIT IDK IDEK IF IT SOUNDS GOOD GOODNIGHT I'LL MAKE A SYNOPSIS LATER FAWK

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VIDEO POLL

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[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Cuddling With Your Fall Obsessed GF (and It's Fall)

A super cozy cuddle session with your super obsessed girlfriend! It's chilly, it smells like pumpkin spice, it's festive and spooky. What else do you need!?!

I started this off soft spoken btw and I genuinely don't know if your voice has to be made for that or if you have to train for it or something or WHAT but I think soft spoken is much more comforting it just messes up my voice in the middle and im always having to clear my throat. I swear to you one day I will do a soft spok...

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Video Ideas / Small Update

First of all, will say, the exclusive is coming tomorrow and it’s going to be a fall/halloween themed cuddle audio because a fall centred audio was the second best voted on the last poll THEN I’m going to hold another Poll okayyyeeee? Okayyeee!

I am also thinking about opening commissions maybe.

Anyways here are the video ideas I’ve got. Some of them are recycled and some of them are new. You will probably be seeing them this week.

The top on my list is a girlfriend co...

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[F4A] [EXTENDED] Your Roommate Confesses While You're Asleep [pt 2]

Original synopsis: The two of you had a hangout planned. Only, your roommate was late and you ended up falling "asleep." When your roommate came home, she was disappointed. Instead of picking herself up and putting herself to bed, she sat by your bedside instead. She told you everything. How bad she misses you when you're away, how much she adores you, and how her big fat crush on you gets in the way of her judgement. When she finally realizes that it's crazy to be talking to somebody like th...

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[F4A] [EARLY] Your Roommate Confesses to You While Your Asleep [pt 1]

The two of you had a hangout planned. Only, your roommate was late and you ended up falling "asleep." When your roommate came home, she was disappointed. Instead of picking herself up and putting herself to bed, she sat by your bedside instead. She told you everything. How bad she misses you when you're away, how much she adores you, and how her big fat crush on you gets in the way of her judgement. When she finally realizes that it's crazy to be talking to somebody like this who is "unconsci...

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Lil idea poll

These are video ideas YouTube recommended me. I kinda want to do a little experiment to see if these are actually more in demand than what I usually do. They all revolve around sleep or personal care, and are less roleplay-y than what I put out regularly.

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poll :)

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 CREDIT:

Girl on the beach by EffieWoners on DeviantArt

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[F4A] Your Hot Headed Mommy Girlfriend Puts You to Bed

You've lost track of time. When you hear the front door to your apartment open, you already know you're screwed beyond belief. Your girlfriend has come home from her nightshift, and best believe, she is NOT happy. She scolds you for being up so late and has a bad temper at first, but once you're in bed with her she reveals that her snappy attitude has everything to do with her expectations of coming home to a cuddly unconscious partner. After some teasing, you give in, and give her exactl...

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[F4A] Your Sugar Mommy Takes Very Good Care of You [Pt 2 to Boss Audio]

You decided to take your boss up on her offer. The two of you got together and avoided all HR concerns. Now, she's taking you on an island trip to celebrate... absolutely nothing. She's always telling you to use her to your advantage, but you always feel really weird about using your girlfriend for money. Turns out, after a small conversation, that she gets a lot of fulfillment out of treating you and taking care of you. That's how one small shopping trip turns into an elegant dinner and ...

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[F4A] [Early] Tsundere Dom Girlfriend Patches You Up

You got in a fight with somebody, which normally would be fine. Only, your girlfriend is expecting you home and she doesn't know your past or anything that has to do with fighting in general. You've delayed it as much as you could, but eventually, you had to face your fears. Going into the house, you're faced with what you expected: surprise, anger and... fear? Your girlfriend is genuinely scared for you and she's obviously not sure what to do with this situation. She tends to your wounds...

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POP LOCK

Going to be dropping a bunch of stuff tomorrow/today… aka whenever I get up and start doing stuff. I recorded tonight so I’m editing tomorrow to catch up for last week and hopefully making more audios for this week and next week. Also planning key word planning on dropping two exclusives to make up for last week but we will just SEE how that turns out for your old pal Egg here…

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Thumbnail Poll

For the Bully Saves You audio (if you've forgotten... I did). I have a feeling I know what you guys will choose for this.

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CREDITS:

Princess Luna em...

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Exclusive Audio Poll

It will be late, but it will be good. At least, my standard of good. Maybe our standards are different...

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>:)

I'm ALMOST through my sickness. My cough has lessened by a lot. I jumped the gun either today or yesterday on Discord by saying it was gone but it comes back when I start talking or moving (like walking gets me to start coughing?) I'm still congested, like my nose is plugged even though it wasn't before and I have a lot of phlegm (which is a good sign! I think...) I SHOULD be good to go in the next coming days. I wanted to record today but I feel absolutely awful because my sleep schedule is ...

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Pausing

Yeah, so I said I was going to catch up on everything... but I've actually decided to wait it out until my cough is gone... or at least not as unpredictable. I always feel like I can tough it out but this one is a doozey.

I feel really bad bc physically I feel entirely fine and I feel super useless sitting around at home doing nothing because I have a cough. I also feel bad because I know I'm going to lose patrons for like the week I'm going to be away because I'm not posting, which suc...

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[F4A] [Exclusive] Taking Care of Your Sick Girlfriend

I'm still sick. Wishing someone would take care of me like this. A self-indulgent silly audio for ya'll. Sorry it's like... two days late.

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Oops

Hey all, I’m going to try and catch up today and I know I am behind on like two audios, coming up on three. I will have to work on them, but these past few days have been a hassle.

I took a few days off for my birthday, but I’ve also been sick and it messed with my voice for a little. I’ve also been having to deal with interviews and I was in talks with a company for a collaboration and they’ve ghosted me out of the blue after I did a whole audition and they wanted a follow up c...

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[F4A] [EXTENDED] Bully Saves You From a Panic Attack [Pt 2]

After having calmed down and your... friend? Having walked you home, you invite her inside. The calm and dominating persona that she donned is shattered as soon as she walks through the door, becoming timid and careful around you. She's not sure what to do, and whilst you try to pry more answers out of her, she becomes less and less forthcoming. You soon realize that she won't talk to you about her feelings until she knows you're in sound mind, so you offer her a spot in your bed so the two o...

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[F4A] [EARLY] Bully Saves You From a Panic Attack [PT 1]

Having a panic attack in the bathroom of a house party, you don't expect anyone to bother you. That is, until someone is knocking at the door demanding you open it and talking to the line waiting to use the facilities outside. Upon opening the door, you see the last person you would expect: your bully. The girl who incessantly teases you in school. She, for some reason, sees your desperation and is inclined to help you. After some timidity at first, you let her. You'll soon come to learn ...

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Thumbnail Poll

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Had an absolutely terrible time trying to find pictures for these guys I won't lie

CREDITS:

Hinata by Jorenran on DeviantArt

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IDEA CHARTING OR WHATEVA

OKAY BITCHES!!! LET'S DO THIS!! MADE UP MOST OF THESE ON THE SPOT RIGHT NOW AS IM WRITING THIS BUT I'M LOWKEY COOOOOOKING!!! I DO MY BEST WORK SLEEP DEPRIVED ONG ONG!!!

Bully Saves You - I was thinking like at a party where you were either being made fun of OR having an anxiety attack in the bathroom and they come in and calm you down basically and you're shown a SWEET side and they end up confessing they only bully you because they like you (childish shit ik whatever ITS PLOT BABY) and...

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