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YT Video Poll

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Some video ideas for the next few videossss vote on what u want to see the mostttt

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[F4A] [EARLY] Girlfriend Tries to Cure Your Insomnia

Coming to bed later at night, you wake up your girlfriend who is shocked by how late you've come to bed. She wants to fix this habit, and talks about picking up healthy habits together and supporting each other through a potentially healthy change. She teaches you how she's able to fall asleep at night, happily disclosing how much she thinks about you, even when you don't know. You go to sleep thinking about a date with each other.

Hey all! Going through a bit of a rut r...

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[F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Estranged Childhood Best Friend Has Feelings For You

A rift has formed between you and your best friend. You have feelings for her, and they're so polarizing and scary that you've ended up distancing yourself from them entirely. When she calls you for a late night rendez-vous and informs you that she has something important to tell you, your heart skips a beat in anxiety. You show up late, and she starts ripping you a new one. Your guilt fills you when she talks about your absence, and your stress grows as she asks you the big question: "why?" ...

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[F4A] [EARLY] Your Girlfriend Can't Sleep Without You...

You're gone on business and had to leave your girlfriend many cities away. She calls you in the dead of night telling you how much she loves and misses you, and what you should look forward to when you get back. She can't sleep, and you're the reason why. She misses your heartbeat, your warmth, your voice, and your presence. All your stuff is here, but you're so far away. She wants you here, but she knows she has to get through this without you. Goodnight.

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Hey-Ho

Sorry that I've been inactive for the past couple of days guys, including the streams. I was bedrotting a little bit because of some stress and shifting my responsibilities. I'm not so far behind that people have probably noticed, but I still feel sorry about it!

Also, I'm working on another second channel video. It's just taking longer than expected because my attention span is SHOT. Trying to have it done by the end of this week! Stay tuned.

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[F4A] [EARLY] Silly Clingy Sleep Deprived Girlfriend Falls Asleep in Your Lap [RAMBLES]

Your girlfriend pulled an all nighter to get some much needed work done. Her short attention span does not make it easy, and eventually she comes back around to you telling you she's finally taking a break. Sluggish, and nonsensical, she asks to sit in your lap while you do something on your computer. You initially don't want this distraction, but you realize just how much she needs that little time with you together. From there, her rambles that don't make sense half the time begin, with...

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[F4A] [EARLY] Your Cocky Athlete Crush Teaches You How to Kiss in 7 Minutes in Heaven

7 minutes is all I need!

You and your crush were voted into doing 7 minutes in heaven together at a small get-together/party. You would never tell her, but you knew the odds were skewed in your favour, since everyone at that party knew you had a huge crush on her. Only thing is: you didn't need to tell her, she already knew you and your friends' plot. What you weren't considering is the fact that she's used this party as an opportunity to get to you, too. She's noticed you as much a...

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[F4A] [EXTENDED] Taking Care of the Popular Girl Leads to a Confession [Enemies to Lovers] [Pt 2]

A few days after her confession, you decided you needed to go find her. The girl who had all but spilled her heart out to you during the only chance the two of you had an extended period alone together. You've realized that she's right, and she's not at all the person you thought she was. You needed to talk to her, to apologize, to say something... and maybe even to give her a chance?

HERE'S THE EXTENDED PORTION TO THE LAST AUDIO, YES I AM THE GOAT!!! No SFX as well, I hope jus...

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[F4A] [EARLY] Taking Care of the Popular Girl Leads to a Confession [Enemies to Lovers] [Pt 1]

This sucks. During one of your school's events which you held a huge part in, you were forced to stay back through administration so that you could take care of the popular girl. She messed herself up during training, and for some reason they asked YOU to take care of her during this time. Pathetic! Do these people know how much you hate each other? Or... so you thought, until the defenses start falling and a slightly medicated popular girl reveals how bad she has it for you...

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Notes Notes Notes!

Here’s a few of my ideas and also jotting down the one I was supposed to film tonight but didn’t because the day always gets away from me and it’s almost 5 AM… I blame the fact that today I barely ate and was volunteered to be a fucking landscaper and a dog sitter as soon as I woke up and after it all I got a stupid migraine and passed out after eating like who tf do I look like!!! I’m gonna have to start backlogging the backlogged audios they’re getting tewww close for my liking ...

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The Audios will be out Tomorrow

Guys my hands hurt and it’s almost 4 AM since I got everything back in order so the early audio and the exclusive will be out tomorrow and probably some other stuff as well like a notes feature for higher tiers bc I got some ideas brewing I’d like to share. We’ll see if the YT video comes out Monday or Tuesday depending on how I’m feeling tomorrow but tonight was a fucking SHITSHOW

WHEN I TELL YOU GUYS I JUST SET UP MY MIC ARM FOR STREAMING, TESTED IT, TOOK THE MIC OFF AND THAT ...

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FUCK YOUUU!!!

I GOT IT FUCKING HELL!!! MY FUCKING FINGERSSSS!!!

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So no one was going to tell me 3/8 adapters have a habit of getting stuck in microphones…

I have tried wrenches, WD-40, coins, my hands hurt, and I’m on the verge of some type of breakdown rn. Every one keeps saying grab some fucking pliers but I genuinely cannot find mine tn for the life of me. It’s 3 AM and I’m meant to film two audios tonight and idk wtf imma do rn guys… do this shit handheld? I stg this shit only happens to me this is a nightmare.

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YT Video Poll

Re-using some of them from the exclusive poll that didn't win because I like them...

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This is for the Boss audio btw. I'm not sure what quote to put yet so it's blank- but the main thing ya'll vote on is still here. New video coming out tonight at 8 PM EST, a video poll should be out by that time too for next week!

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I have a personal favourite here so I will ALSO be voting. heh.

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[F4A] [Early] Your Boss Is in Love With You... and Kind of Obsessed

Your boss has been working you to the bone for the past month. She's constantly asking you to submit projects and reports that you can't finish within your normal working hours. The overtime is nice, but you can't keep working like this. When she calls you to her office after submitting another report, she informs you that you have MORE work to do under her wing. Before she even has room to get to her other point, you impulsively talk back to her; interrupting her three times. Instead of ...

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[F4A] [EARLY] Burnt Out GF Just Wants Cuddles [I love yous] [Intimate]

Your girlfriend has been looking more and more worn down lately. That's why, when she came to you in the middle of working on a project, you became worried. She doesn't want to work on it anymore, and can't find a reason why she would continue to do it. She's burnt out, and needs you as a recharge. Get those endorphins going... right? A short cuddle will do the trick... orrrr a long one. It's a good thing you love eachother.

Decided to just drop this for this week and co...

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Delays

The early audio for later this week is NOT a week early... I know. It's going to have to wait until I get up tomorrow and finish some of my duties. I'm going through a creative drought rn... at like... possibly the worst time ever, so it's been a little difficult to record. I'm trying to go back to my "roots" and find things more comfortable for me because I've been finding myself overcomplicating a lot lately.

Also, I'm aware the last audio and the audio coming out today did NOT have a...

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[F4M] [F4A] [EXCLUSIVE] Trying to Get Your Goth GF that "Traditional" Sleepover Experience

Your girlfriend has never been to a sleepover, and you had the bright idea of hosting your own- since the two of you don't live together. It's basically like every other night she has you over, only this time there's sheet masks, cookies, and gossip! She's very taken aback by your sudden interest and tries to drive home the point that she is not the typical girl, and would be fine just spending every night with you watching a movie... which she gets too deep into thinking about. You just ...

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My half bakes

Alright. Here's my little post about my little ideas that I've written up in my little booklet.

  • An idea that I wrote down and am probably not going to do is something called "Wasteland Warrior". It was mainly inspired by the Borderlands world where everyone is fighting over something with similar interests. Basically, the two of the characters have access to what everyone wants and has gone to war over it. THE LISTENER gets injured (angst) and then you know, the wasteland girlfr...

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YouTube Video Poll

My first video poll in a while!

To clarify, this video poll is set up so that I can release the early audio for Monday/Tuesday and or for Friday/Saturday. The actual release of the audio on YouTube will be the week afterwards.

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[F4A] [EXTEMDED] [EARLY] Drunk Girlfriend Fights For You

You come home and you find your girlfriend on the couch VERY drunk. She doesn't know who you are at first, and when you become a little too close to comfort- she tells you she has a partner. She defends your honour... gallantly! Until she finds out it's you, and becomes a flirtatious master. Trying to convince a girl who is trying to soak up your attention and fawn over you is very hard, come to find out.

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[F4A] [Spicy] [Early] Your Best Friend Finds Out About Your Favourite Nickname (Puppy) [Dominant]

You and your best friend are hanging out like you usually do, playing stupid games and talking about stupid stuff, until the game you're playing takes a turn. She swears that by through this game, she'll be able to guess what you're into... in that way. When you call her bluff, you're surprised when she gets it... straight on. That's all fine and dandy, until she starts calling you a good puppy. It's over for the both of you.

This one is a doozey. I haven''t fully gone t...

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[F4A] [EARLY] Girlfriend Puts Your Drunk Ass to Sleep

After a night out, you stumble into your apartment way later than you expected. Turns out, you accidentally woke up your girlfriend when you stumbled into the house, and to your surprise she isn't even a tad bit upset. She may even be a little relieved? She tries to help you out of your outside clothes, but in your drunken stupor- you are insanely persistent. She helps you into bed and whispers sweet nothings into your ears as you drift off. 

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[F4A] [EARLY + EXTENDED] Making a Deal With the Devil [Obsessed] [Dominant] [Pet] [Manipulative]

Striking up a deal with the devil has never been so simple. This all started with a simple trade. A trade that you, admittedly, scammed your way through. Now, because you've upset one of the biggest figures in town, there are hundreds of people out for your head. One thing that these people don't know about you is that when they go low, you go lower. Going out of your way to become immortal, a god on land, should be enough. The devil is happy enough to help... for one thing in return, of ...

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