"Okay...okay. Let's uh, let's take stock for a second" Jeff muttered to himself as he sat, slumped over, at his apartment's tiny kitchen table, warm glass of coffee in his much smaller hands.
The formerly male secretary had no idea what had happened. Last night when he'd gone to bed, he'd been his usual handsome, six foot tall self, his short blonde hair freshly buzzed, his growing muscles tingling from the workout he'd done earlier in the day. Jeff gone to bed in his underwe...
2023-01-27 14:00:04 +0000 UTC
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There is a slight discrepancy in the text here in the description versus in the caption. I didn't catch it until just now. I will correct the caption when I get home.
EDIT: Discrepancy corrected!
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"PARKER! GET IN HERE!" A voice barked from the otherside of the office, and Peter Parker, with a sigh, rose from his desk, trying not to be put off by the new layout of the building...And his body.
'Wow, this has got to be the WEIRDEST trip through t...
2023-01-23 14:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Disclaimer: This is more of a rant with the update at the end.
Yeesh, this is what I get for buying a very, VERY old house that was clearly never touched by professional hands when it comes to wiring and plumbing. But hey, with twelve inch oak beams, SEVERAL layers of flooring and a enormously huge foundation...At least I can be assured it's not going to fall in on me, right?
Jokes aside, the electrical work continues. Had a tiny bit of a fire scare today, but it was averted. Now ...
2023-01-23 00:42:13 +0000 UTC
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I knocked this one out on my phone during a slow period at work. I don't know if I'll be able to upload it tomorrow, so I'm uploading it today. The schedule problems might be the same for Monday, I'm not sure if the work will be completed by then. I'm pretty sure it won't be.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed! I like this one, and the potential new universe it opens up.
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Miguel parked his work car and sighed, half in anticipation and half in weariness. The M...
2023-01-19 23:40:39 +0000 UTC
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Hello all.
The interior electrical work on my house started today and I only found out last minute that it was starting today as opposed to when I had it originally scheduled. The joys of working with local people and family, yeesh. It will probably take the rest of the week to finish so there might be a potential missed day on Friday OR I might put up some commissioned art I've had made over the past couple of years instead of a caption.
I will, however, do my best to get some fo...
2023-01-17 23:39:23 +0000 UTC
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"Merry Christmas, baby!" Leonard said, handing his wife, Quinn, a small box. It was their first Christmas together as newlyweds and while they'd both gotten each other some very nice presents...He wanted to get something a little risque and romantic for his final one. It was mainly to prop up Quinn's self-confidence, as she had let herself get a little overweight this year due to stress at work and overeating. Leonard thought she looked super sexy as a thicc chick, but the former high school ...
2023-01-16 14:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Darius pulled into the hotel's parking lot and turned off his car. The large African-American man took a moment to mentally prepare himself, psyching himself up for the weekend ahead of him. The bouncer rolled the strange circular amulet he'd found at the club around in his meaty hands, staring into it's crystalline depths as he both looked forward to, and dreaded, what was to come next.
"Okay, you're the man, the boss, the big dog. This ain't nothing but a nice hustle you've...
2023-01-13 14:40:01 +0000 UTC
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I had this commissioned by another TG artist (I know the controversy surrounding AI art. I support the artists but cheap commissions are cheap commissions). As they have uploaded it for public viewing on DeviantArt, I figured the time for exclusivity to their Patreon has ended. I will be uploading this to my own DA page on Monday along with the weekly caption update there. This is just one comic that I have commissioned, there are others I'm just doing the considerate thing and waiting for th...
2023-01-13 01:21:17 +0000 UTC
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"Look, Dave! I found it!" Jeremy said, holding the jar towards the cheerleader. The liquid inside of it sloshed noisily as the brain inside of the jar moved with the teenager's own movement.
"Um, it's like, Charlotte an-LIKE OMG EW!" The cute blonde squealed in disgust, shoving the jar away. She backpedaled on her tiny feet until she was on the other side of the science room table, staring daggers with her green eyes, "LIKE YOU TOTALLY GROSS WEIRDO! GET AWAY FROM ME LOSER! GO...
2023-01-09 14:00:06 +0000 UTC
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“NO! NO IT WAS DANNY! DANNY WAS THE RAT! PLEASE NO!” The roaring wails of Giancarlo echoed as he was dragged kicking and screaming to the basement of the palatial manor by the four enforcers, all while the assembled heads of the Magi Houses looked on. The frantic man struggled valiantly against the four enormously muscled men, but it was useless; no man or shackled mage could escape their magically enhanced grips. With one final scream of terror, Giancarlo was lifted up and violently slam...
2023-01-06 14:01:00 +0000 UTC
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It was New Years Eve and Jesse, Blake and Ryan were having a SUPER fun time at the bar! But that was par for the course since they had gotten over the weirdness of changing into super hot chicks every weekend for the past two months. But this was SO much better than trying to club as guys! They NEVER had to pay for their own drinks or food now! And it was all thanks to that weird website Ryan had found! Blake shook her boobs in her silky and short brown dress, drawing the gazes of almost ever...
2023-01-02 14:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Todd and Brad were just two fourteen year old boys hanging out in Todd's bedroom after Christmas, playing around with some of the new video games the acne covered teen had gotten for the holiday. The fairly wealthy upper middle class boys were already bored with what they'd gotten and were just sort of passing the weird period of time at the end of the two week break from school. But, as teenage boys are wont to do when bored, they ended up getting in more trouble than they possibly expected....
2022-12-31 02:59:59 +0000 UTC
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Alexis and Rhea watched as the two men celebrated on the other side of the net, the buff volleyball players holding the trophy over their heads in victory.
"So, um, what do we do know?" Rhea asked as she fidgeted with her orange top, adjusting it against the strange new sexual organs she'd be possessing for the rest of her life and trying not to let terror and panic over take her.
Alexis didn't have an answer, but she did feel a slight sense of longing as she...
2022-12-30 01:44:49 +0000 UTC
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Today's caption will either be up this afternoon or later this evening, with tomorrow's caption going up tomorrow evening.
Next week we should return to normal schedule uploads on Mondays and Fridays, with captions going live at 8am CST.
2022-12-29 15:07:18 +0000 UTC
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"Aw dude, thanks!" Trevor said, taking the smallish wrapped box from his roommate Glen. The overweight former jock sat in his smelly hoodie on his normal spot on the couch, his body surrounded by crumbs and empty beer cans. It seemed like a perfect time to do so, so Trevor let a lout fart out in excitement and gratitude.
"Yeah, no problem. Anything for you, uh, bro" The more geeky Glen said, gritting his teeth in disgust as the smell wafted outwards and filled the living room...
2022-12-28 14:04:32 +0000 UTC
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My apologies for the late upload. I had to recharge from yesterday and slept most of today. Now I'm battling a weird pain in my throat and ear which I hope is just a by-product of hot dry air from the heater constantly running and not me getting sick again. Bleh.
Again, three more uploads this week for you guys as this is also being uploaded to DeviantArt tonight. The next upload won't be tomorrow, but likely on Thursday.
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Twas the day after Christmas
And my heart ...
2022-12-27 03:50:29 +0000 UTC
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Hope today is finding you all well and full of good loot! If you've followed me for a while you know what I tend to do for Christmas (I had a big plan this year but just no time to do it) so tomorrow's upload will be Christmas themed. It will also go up on DA tomorrow, so you guys get FOUR uploads this week! I'll try to upload for Tuesday or do a double upload on Wednesday or Friday.
Again, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
2022-12-25 16:44:12 +0000 UTC
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*Pop*
John Thompson flinched as he heard coming down the hall of Whitewood Jr. High. It was the tell-tale audio cue that trouble was not far behind it. The seventh grade English teacher was dreading what was to come, but he had to assert his authority (as much as teachers could these days) and make sure that his classroom was respected by the student. Otherwise there would be only chaos. That was the trick to being a teacher. John often tried to be firm but fair, but the pig-tailed trou...
2022-12-23 14:01:00 +0000 UTC
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"And so you see, the accident started here, when the chemical I was exposed to began changing my internal chemistry, starting with this band of proteins..." Tamara explained, holding up the small model and pointing to it in front of her class. She tried her best to keep her voice enthused and her movements lively, after all those meant that the students would do a better job of listening to her. And, much like any good teacher, she would use their misplaced attention as a teaching moment, eve...
2022-12-21 19:23:52 +0000 UTC
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Principle Bernard frowned as he watched the teenagers dance to this...noise they called 'music'. Specifically, he was watching two of them very closely and the sight of the girl in the pink dress pressing herself against the shaggy haired boy made his mood darken even further. How was that clod even supposed to see at the dance with sunglasses on? And a hat? What in the world was wrong with kids these days!? And what was wrong with Sadi-err, Samuel!?
Sadie, of course, was act...
2022-12-20 01:17:44 +0000 UTC
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Upload later tonight. Today has involved dealing with more people being EXTREMELY uptight about tiny things than I accounted for, but there WILL be an new caption uploaded before 11pm CST.
2022-12-19 19:18:11 +0000 UTC
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Okay everyone, here is the plan for next week. I am declaring it as a 'down' week with no uploads for the reasons below.
My Internet is still janky, I am just now coming off being crazy sick, and next week is gonna be busy at at work along with after work (doing my holiday shopping and other social requirements). As such I don't think I will be able to work on any captions.
I may put some pther art stuff I've had done up but we'll see it if the Internet agrees with that.
All...
2022-12-10 17:02:10 +0000 UTC
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I arise from the depths of sleep depriving cold to give you a caption. Now I shall die and return maybe on Monday hopefully. This was meant to be a Whitewood caption but I didn't want to waste time establishing that it was in the town.
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Victor was thrilled! The fifty-five year old local truck driver had been lucky enough to win a trip to the local botanical gardens! Granted it was no free trip to, say, Disney World, but the botanical gardens were some place he'd never been bef...
2022-12-09 14:00:13 +0000 UTC
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"Ugh, I go three years without catching it and now I've got the damn thing" I grunted, wincing at the pain in my throat and the throbbing of my head as I settled down into my recliner to wait for the meds to kick in. I had just taken a Mucinex and a full cup of cough medicine, and my plan was to be unconscious for most of this stupid illness. Three years. I went three whole years without catching Covid and then the stupid old lady at work who KNEW better than to come in gets it everywhere, al...
2022-12-05 14:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone. Just letting you know that I'm sick, it's likely Covid, luckily I am fully boostered and vaccinated so it's just a rough cold. But it still sucks. So I'm taking a sick day.
That being said, Monday WILL have a caption. But it's going to be a little different than what you're used to. If I start feeling better I'll try to make it up with a three day caption week but probably not.
Regardless, you'll still be getting a caption story on Monday, it just might not be, you k...
2022-12-04 02:05:46 +0000 UTC
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The married couple of Isaac and Beth Johnson had recently moved to the town of Whitewood for new jobs, and most of their free time outside of getting established in their new careers had been spent fixing up their house and unpacking. It hadn't left a lot of room for romance, but finally the night had come! Isaac and Beth had gone out and about in their new hometown, eventually gravitating towards the popular 'Cauldron' shopping center. It was a little over the top with it's 'magical' themes,...
2022-12-02 14:01:01 +0000 UTC
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"Okay Lisa, you've had your fun. Change me back!" The little blonde girl said, stamping her foot in front of the much larger woman that was standing in the bedroom of the home they shared.
"Oh, but this is so much fun Kevin! Just one more spell, pleeease?" Lisa begged the little girl, who had been her husband a few hours ago. Lisa had just bought a strange little book from one of the more eccentric bookstores in Whitewood and had been torturing her husband ever since getting ...
2022-11-28 14:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the slightly late post. Thanksgiving, family, falling asleep at the computer, you know how it goes.
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"Ugh, like, this tan is taking FOREVER!" Stacy grumbled as she loaded herself back into the tanning bed in the basement. She hated this thing, but it was the only good way to keep her tan looking, like, super sexy during the winter! Ugh, and WINTER! Whoever came up with such a dumb season should be totally FIRED! The eighteen year old cheerleader let out a ...
2022-11-25 16:35:18 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the return to slightly smaller text on this one. It got REALLY out of control, I actually deleted like two entire pages worth of text for this to make it fit. It was too late to go in and resize or fix the layout, so I opted for Size 10 font to get it all into the caption area. Expand to see it, but you might want to stick to the text here in the description.
This was meant to be a short, sci-fi caption but again, it RAPIDLY got out of hand and took a turn for the romantic bec...
2022-11-21 14:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Again, my apologies for the delay.
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It had been just another day in the big city. Cody, a delivery van driver, was just getting off of work with the rest of his coworkers and friends, all of them eager to spend a Friday evening in a bar somewhere. After all, they had all survived the Bimbodemic, and even a year later felt the desire to treat themselves every Friday evening with a night out on the town. They were survivors, after all. Ever since the world had neutralized the st...
2022-11-19 00:21:39 +0000 UTC
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