“Hey, Bill!” Came a female voice, and Bill’s growing feeling of being angry dissipated somewhat in surprise…Though seeing who it was caused the rapidly cooling ember to glow once more. And with it, the strange glowing gemstone enclosed within his fist dimmed as well. Ugh, why was SHE here!?
“What do you want, Gloria?” Bill groaned as he watched the gorgeous raven haired queen of the school mince her way across the quiet sleep and onto his lawn, her stylish corked heels movin...
2024-02-28 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Back again with another 'Mr. Domino has too many caption templates and can't pick which one to do next!' poll.
Same as before, vote for the caption that you'd like to see get made next. Some of these are holdovers from the last time and again, I'm only providing the provisional titles as to not spoil things too much.
Poll will run until 3pm Thursday. Pick which captions you'd like me to work on next!
2024-02-27 02:46:12 +0000 UTC
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What torture it must be to be a human mind stranded in an object, without the ability to simply dream away your immobile life? Would you, after almost a century of existence as nothing more than an object, even consider yourself a human? Would you wish for the release of death, whatever form it might take?
Another, and much more unfortunate victim of the strange fight between wizard and witch. Gotta say, I'd take Brian's fate over this one.
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The sun rose on th...
2024-02-26 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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And so, the (sexy) end begins.
I went a little more comedic with this one to lessen up on the slight body-horror aspects of the others. Wanted to show that they're not, like, totes dumbies and they can still, um, like think a little bit and junk!
Hopefully you've enjoyed this short prequel series to my first Patreon caption. It was fun to write (even if I had to suffer through a stomach virus between Part 1 and Parts 2 & 3)!
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It wasn't long before the ent...
2024-02-23 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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“HEY, BILL!” A voice called out and jerked Bill out of his rage. He stared, dumbstruck at the figure rounding the corner and heading across the street towards him, never noticing the verdant aura fading away within his hand. And there Bill Strasserman stood, on the front porch of his home as the figure approached him.
Who was it?
Steer the direction of the story and cast your vote! The Ahn'Ger Stone is a story that adapts with the choices that you, the audience vote for!
2024-02-21 13:00:22 +0000 UTC
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It was before school on a late April Friday morning in Shermer Illinois when everything changed. It was a pretty nice morning in the Chicagoland area small town, the spring dew catching the rays of the rising sun, a low mist creeping across the shadows of the trees, birds singing as they fluttered among the blossoming leaves. Even the temperature was great, it was on track to get to 78 degrees fahrenheit today. Just a great day to walk to school, as the lone teen sitting on the front porch of...
2024-02-21 13:00:13 +0000 UTC
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First off I just want to say that since the realistic style won the style poll, that's what I'll be using for The Ahn'Ger Stone images. However, that's not the point of this post.
GENIE'D! is hereby placed on INDEFINITE hiatus pending cancellation.
Unfortunately the individual that was putting the comic together no longer has any interest in doing so. I'm attempting to salvage the situation.
I will be getting all of the assets used in the creation of t...
2024-02-21 02:16:35 +0000 UTC
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It's always the greedy corporations and scientists with no morals that cause the end of the world...
Part 3 on Friday!
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Felix grimaced as the heavy steel door slammed to the floor of the laboratory with a enormously loud crash. Ugh, there had to have been a better way to gain access to the lab! This was going to damage the materials! As part of the team that was made up to replace Declan, Felix was there to make sure that the rogue chemist hadn't ruined the company'...
2024-02-19 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Just a quick question for The Ahn'Ger Stone content: Would you rather see life-like and photographic style images (basically like my Midjourney image captions have been), or would you prefer images that have a more 'animated' or 'storybook' art style?
I've provided some examples of what I mean. Please note that these are for style comparison only and will not otherwise be used.
This poll will run until Tuesday afternoon.
2024-02-17 17:26:40 +0000 UTC
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How DID the Bimbodemic start, anyway? Next part on Monday!
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Declan was desperate. He was SO close to finishing the chemical! The chemical that would solve the world's problems in one fell swoop! The genius scientist rushed into the lab and locked the door behind him, initiating every lockdown protocol he could before he went to work ripping the security camera out of the ceiling and disconnecting the lab computers from the network.
"I won't be stopped. Not whe...
2024-02-16 13:00:13 +0000 UTC
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INTRODUCTIONS
The Ahn'Ger Stone is an ancient, mystical artifact that is capable of granting wishes...But only when the person holding it is angry. It has found it's way to Earth and onto the doorstep of Bill Strasserman, a high school Senior in the American town of Shermer, Illinois. Bill is enamored by it's unique shape and strange beauty; a teardrop emerald with a golden core that seems to pull the light of the morning sun into it. Through a series of strange events,...
2024-02-15 02:48:25 +0000 UTC
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The Ahn'Ger stone has won the poll, so it will be the Hiatus Project. Let's take a moment to talk about it and how it will work. This will sort of function as a FAQ, but if you have questions you can always leave me a comment and I'll do my best to answer it.
1. When will The Ahn'Ger Stone be updating?
Every Wednesday. I'm making this a weekly upload project, so you will be getting three uploads a week.
2. What is The Ahn'Ger Stone?
The Ahn'Ger St...
2024-02-15 00:18:53 +0000 UTC
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Something different, something dark. Made with Midjourney.
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‘Oh thank god. I thought this was never going to end’ I groaned as I stared at the ugly, fat man who had done this to me. But there was no response save the silence of my own mind as my body, or whatever was left of it, mimicked his movements as he sat in his gaming chair in the pigsty of an apartment. When his bloated face smiled, I smiled. When he laughed, I giggled. And all I wanted to do was cry and scream and...
2024-02-12 13:00:11 +0000 UTC
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With the lack of votes (no ones fault), I went ahead and chose the 'Salad' option. It was pretty easy to write the two follow-ups for our unfortunate food items, and Midjourney gave me this really great image. The cake was a bit harder to get an image for, the AI struggles with making weight gain look attractive, especially with African-American characters. I had a couple I might have used if that hadn't gotten any votes but since not...I went with this one.
Hope you enjoy.
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2024-02-09 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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This is what the filler material for the GENIE'D! Hiatus will be. Everything will be Midjourney generated and be exclusive to Patreon.
Avengers high: Loki messes around with the Infinity Stones and transforms all of the heroes and villains of that particular Marvel universe into the faculty and students of high schools. This is complete reality alteration along with memory alteration and a bit of a connected story.
Everyday Heroes: For reasons unknown the heroes and villains of a ...
2024-02-08 14:01:54 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: No one voted in time so I've edited the title to something that isn't so clunky, and chosen my desired choice out of the three. It will upload on Friday, February 9th.
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Doing something a little bit different! Due to my Internet still being fritzy, the original caption I was going to upload was too large and kept timing out. So instead, I thought we'd do this.
Read the caption, and then in the comments, simply reply which choice you want to make. You can choose the s...
2024-02-05 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Starting the new month off with a bit of a shorter, lighter one after the couple of more grim downers. I went for a mix of using English and a foreign language this time instead of going all in on one or the other. Still gotta read the text if you wanna know what the robot is saying, but I tried to blend the conveyance of information.
And again, done with Google Translate and I just grabbed a name off a list of Korean names, so my apologies for any inaccuracies.
2024-02-02 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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And that's the end of Chapter 2, with the re-emergence of an old character in a very different form. What might happen next?
To state again, GENIE'D! is now going on hiatus until Chapter 3 is completely finished. Hopefully it won't take too long to create. Expect a poll about the replacement content soon.
Hope you have all enjoyed this chapter, even if there were some production delays. Got us out of the apartment and I hope that it had enough TG and TF conte...
2024-01-31 21:38:43 +0000 UTC
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This image was actually part of the Cursed: Truck Stop batch of images I made for that caption. She turned out different enough that I decided to keep it to use for this caption, and both captions were more or thought of at the same time, though this one was supposed to be more 'light' and more humorous than it turned out being.
I actually went into ChatGPT and sort of spitballed some ideas for a MUCH longer story concerning this...And let me tell you, the AI and I went DARK with that s...
2024-01-29 13:00:16 +0000 UTC
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This is an older template wo my apologies if it looks a little off. I'm a bit out of sorts, I completely forgot what day it was due to all the medical drama happening. The other wedding caption I was working on just wasn't turning out good, and this one isn't the best either but it is what it is.
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Jessica was getting married! It was the happiest day of her life and everything was going amazingly; the Italian villa venue next to the Mediterranean Sea was perfect, al...
2024-01-26 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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If you follow me on Deviantart (which I'm sure most of you do given it's the only place I advertise, lol), I'm gauging interest in adding a hand drawn comic for the content here.
That said, I would have to lock it behind the $5 or $10 tier as it would be commissioned from an actual artist. The more subscribers means more funds to put towards the comic, which might mean a higher quality artist.
If you are interested in supporting me at a higher tier for the creation of this comic, ...
2024-01-24 00:56:07 +0000 UTC
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What a crazy few days it's been, lol. Well, as promised, here is the new caption, based on the winner of the recent poll. It's a little different but hopefully you all enjoy.
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Mark couldn't believe it, his very own GENIE! The teenager had just been killing some time at the salon his grandma frequented, though he had to drive her now because she was so feeble and getting a bit flighty with age. The salon itself was a bit tacky, with random knicknacks situated here and there to ...
2024-01-22 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Let's all give a huge thanks to TheXtra for getting this to me today and saving my butt so I didn't have to put up some dumb filler. I am still on my phone so the transcript might look a bit messy. I will fix it when I get home.
ank you to everyone for the kind words regarding the situation.
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*Zara enters the office, once belonging to her friend and supervisor, Mitch, who is now a very curvy intern. the view is spectacular, looking down over the city*...
2024-01-19 18:52:27 +0000 UTC
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There was a family medical emergency that happened. A family member fell early Wednesday morning and I had to rush them to the emergency room for treatment, and then overnight while I ran around and got things in order yesterday and today.
Luckily the injury was not life-threatening but as they are near-elderly and this was a major limb that was broken. As such, they require help with everything as they are mostly immobile. I am currently staying with said family member at their home un...
2024-01-18 23:03:43 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
I'm in a bit of a bind. I've got lots of templates made and several more images picked out, but I'm having trouble on which one I should work on first! I thought maybe if you guys picked that would help me get inspired!
Some of the images I have are made with Midjourney, some are just regular pictures. Those that were made with the AI will have (MJ) next to them.
I'm going to leave this open until Sunday, so Friday's caption might be determined by whichever has the mo...
2024-01-16 18:20:22 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the delay. My cat just wouldn't let me do ANYTHING yesterday and honestly, I was having a lot of trouble getting motivated. I had several different ideas for today's captions but ultimately this was the only one that I could get started writing and felt satisfied with. Hopefully this is just a momentary funk and I can get back to a good work flow. Helps if I could think of something to write during that downtime I have at work as well.
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The Whitewood mall echoed with...
2024-01-15 20:40:02 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the delay. Today was a weird day. I'm going to blame my cat for not having the caption done. Since wanted to be near me but didn't want to be touched so she just sat or stood din front of my monitors all day.
I'll finish it during the day and have it up at some point. Thank you all for oyur patience.
2024-01-15 13:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Another Midjourney created image. As a head's up, this one deals with racism and has a darker ending, even if justice is served. So if that's not your cup of tea...You may wanna skip this one. Also, this caption is why I posted the poll about non-English languages in captions earlier this week; I had already written this story out with the intention of using Spanish in the caption, but knowing what you guys prefer to see will help in the future. As always, the full text transcript will includ...
2024-01-12 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hello, all! I'm working on Friday's caption, and I had a bit of a question: When it comes to individuals speaking non-English languages within captions, do you prefer the non-English language to be typed on screen as whatever native language it belongs to, or do you prefer it to be written in English?
Text wise, this doesn't matter as much as I'll just default to native language with the translation, but for space purposes this makes a big difference within the caption area itself.
<...
2024-01-09 22:34:48 +0000 UTC
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Thank you to everyone who voted in the poll! Oliver/Olivia won! Hope you enjoyed this one, that is one sexy lady. Too bad instead of swelling into sexy women, most food allergies just make people swell up, right?
I don't even have any food allergies, but if this would happen, I'd want one.
Originally we were going to spend more time at the restaurant and more flirting between the two with a very clear 'fade to black' at Adrian's hotel, but alas, space limitations and so forth.
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2024-01-08 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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