Don't worry hubby, he just wants me to fuck him once and then your debt will be cleared! We'll be sure to use a condom...
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme as the pregnancy test comes back*
I can't find the control that switches their skin color... so, for the vanilla version, I present to you an alt version where she's been single-dickedly demolished by a 2 inch destroyer!
The white guy only eats foods on this list:

2021-01-09 21:47:47 +0000 UTC
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Sticky!
2021-01-09 13:45:08 +0000 UTC
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<3
2021-01-01 01:49:37 +0000 UTC
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So slutty!
2020-12-30 22:39:32 +0000 UTC
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I think this is the best tutorial you can find out there, in terms of simply stamping one texture onto another. I had to look around to find an up to date tutorial for this latest edition of Blender, that didn't include a bunch of unnecessary stuff. Still, it's rather long, and the guy's accent is hard to decipher.
Basically, you want to import the texture you want to stamp in the texture properties panel (the checkerboard button) of the scene outliner, then hit ctrl+tab go to texture paint mode, and go to the "texture" option within that mode, where you can select "stencil." The stencil can be stenciled onto your model now!
We still have the problem of our chosen tattoo being super low res, and showing hella aliasing in close-up. Thankfully, my buddy Noun came through, and provided us with the high res spade that I attached as the final image.
Now we can properly copy GeneralButch!
2020-12-30 19:44:47 +0000 UTC
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It's hard to visualize how quickly the animation is going to move when you can only play it back at half speed, but I think I did an ok job here. I'm going to change the rate at which her eyes close, and add some movement to the corner of her mouth. Let me know if you can think of some other changes!
2020-12-30 09:21:07 +0000 UTC
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After she posted your big penis 2 on social media, word spread throughout Night City about your huge penis 2, and you got lots of pussy!
2020-12-27 21:18:51 +0000 UTC
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2020-12-27 20:49:57 +0000 UTC
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I've been playing with GB's model all day, it's a hoot!
2020-12-27 18:03:22 +0000 UTC
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She's so thiccc that she crashes my Blender some of the time when I try to make renders...
Her eyes are up there, but her boob window is down there.
2020-12-27 11:40:03 +0000 UTC
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I just wanted to show her pits in that last one lol
But it doesn't make sense in terms of the pose
2020-12-27 08:49:11 +0000 UTC
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The anonymous stranger wants her to prove she really wants that big black dick before he'll let her have it.
2020-12-26 21:40:56 +0000 UTC
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I don't know why you would make your Penis 2 so small... unless you wanted cute girls to make fun of it?
2020-12-24 12:53:17 +0000 UTC
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New model from Gamir_SFM!
What to do with her?
Her puss puss can't open, and her feet look janky, with fused toes. Hopefully we'll get a beter model down the line, but I have to do something with this, of course!
2020-12-23 14:29:12 +0000 UTC
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Wow the quality degradation on a RedGifs embed for these longer videos is... something. So be sure to click the links!
Sarielle did an amazing job voicing Zelda for this project!
I wonder if I have the balls to use that Nintender background music in this project lol! I kind of feel like I will be assassinated...
Catbox DL
2020-12-22 22:01:45 +0000 UTC
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I'm assuming everyone got this email, and not just creators, but these are some big changes.
The really big one is the second one. As a user, you can now sue Patreon directly without having to go through an "arbitration." Before, we all signed a ToS that stipulated that we would agree to settle our grievances with Patreon through that arbitration system. A system where Patreon pays all the fees, but the court basically favors them.
It all went tits-up for Patreon when some right-wing talking head named Owen Benjamin was banned, and he decided to instruct his patrons to all request arbitration simultaneously. As they had been effectively "robbed" by Patreon of their favorite creator. I forget how many people, but like 100 or even 1000 requested arbitration. The system which Patreon had set up to protect itself from legal action now cost them a shitload of legal fees, as they had to pay for all these arbitrations.
Hence why they made it so you can no longer pull that stunt on them. However, now they are vulnerable to being sued directly by creators whom they ban. So, us controversial content creators are hoping that they will ride us a little less hard when it comes to the ToS...
I'm not certain yet, though. Patreon is first and foremost beholden to Mastercard's highly strict rules about content that is permitted to be financed. They even got on my ass about that animation I did of the Frozen girls with huge dicks. I didn't even recall that they were sisters until I got the email threatening to suspend my account.
Also, hopefully Patreon doesn't just get sued into oblivion now lol!
I know this isn't our usual content, but I felt like I had to share and clarify what the implications are of this event.
Have some boobs if you've made it this far!

2020-12-22 13:29:36 +0000 UTC
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I animated some nice voiced scenes today! Hope to have them ready to watch for you tomorrow, assuming SFM doesn't corrupt the render *knock on wood.*
If you want to listen to the unedited version of the voice project, you can do so here: https://files.catbox.moe/2u9blv.wav
2020-12-21 23:17:19 +0000 UTC
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Ok
Step 1: Click your model's body, in object mode, and hit the tiny wrench button in the properties tab. Disable the subsurf modifier in viewport, but not in render.
Step 2: Switch all views to solid mode (so everyone is a hideous grey blob).
Step 3: Now make every other actor and every scene prop except the character you are animating invisible in the viewport.
Geez. I thought switching to solid mode would be the limit of how primitive I can make the models, but each one of them takes up a bunch of processing power apparently. I wonder if the next step is to make the model invisible and just animate the rig bones lol
2020-12-21 22:30:01 +0000 UTC
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That's a long wiener! Good thing he's so loose...
2020-12-21 11:05:20 +0000 UTC
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Phew... she's just getting off with a footjob this time!
2020-12-16 15:06:40 +0000 UTC
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That's a long rod!
2020-12-16 14:12:21 +0000 UTC
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I don't know how other people get such fluid results in Blender, when half the models seem to lag when you move their bones, and the framerate tanks when you play the animation back even when everyone is displayed as a featureless grey shape.
I'm thinking this looks ok so far, though!
2020-12-15 13:49:41 +0000 UTC
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lol
2020-12-06 20:23:16 +0000 UTC
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I can't get enough of this model...
2020-12-02 14:02:10 +0000 UTC
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Thank you so much, December Patrons!
(Trying a new render size, the pics are at 8k but I think you have to open them in a new window to zoom in.)
2020-12-01 20:29:18 +0000 UTC
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She was minding her own business, tanning, and then you pulled out your massive cock!
2020-11-26 22:42:23 +0000 UTC
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About time I posted these
2020-11-24 19:36:50 +0000 UTC
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Yummy
2020-11-24 18:02:56 +0000 UTC
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Isn't she cute?
2020-11-24 17:04:19 +0000 UTC
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Lick lick!
Choco
Vanilla
2020-11-23 21:49:40 +0000 UTC
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