majabittner

Important news - I've moved to OnlyFans.

First thing first - I've set up a 20% discount for the first 100 subscribers ($3.99 for the first month's subscription). Or if we already know each other better 😏, you can choose the bundle – 3 months for $11.89.

Switching to OnlyFans shouldn't be that painful like that, I hope.

https://onlyfans.com/majabittner

I'm not posting this offer anywhere else but here yet - it's really primarily for you,...

Curtsey and thank you!

I just want to thank the vast majority of you who didn't cancel your subscription just because I won't be here for two weeks. It's very nice to know that you prefer to support what I'm doing rather than save about $2. Thank you sincerely 😌

Would you like to move my page to OnlyFans? 🤔

I've gotten feedback more than once that OF is at least more user-friendly. I can't compare, so please tell me and feel free to post reasons (here or in DM) why you (dis)like OF in comparison with Patreon.

I'll see you after the holidays... at OnlyFans.

Yes, it is. This Patreon's gonna end.

I've decided to move my entire account to OnlyFans. Now I'm waiting for verification, then I'll start migrating all the videos and comparison pic from there. I'll sacrifice the rest to the internet gods or something (in other words: I won't move it :))

I've been driven to close this Patreon by really massive pirate attacks that scrape my content basically 1:1 to some Russian fucking server. It's extremely demotivating, tedious and Patreon does...

Farewell to 7/10 ☀️

Summer, here we go 🥰 I think my bikini body has really done well this year, so I'm going to show it off at the local swimming pool. 

And also just lounge around and get some energy from the sun.

See you again in July. I'm looking forward 🤗

Yes, you've seen the stuffing before. But do you know what followed THEN? 😋

I won't keep you long. I told you that one of my kinks is anal stretching... so here you have the „first swallow“, as we Czechs call new things. And yes, I actually managed to reach orgasm in less than 3 minutes... 😇

(btw you may have noticed that I've been pretty active in the last week in terms of content. One of the reasons is that I'm on vacation from tomorrow until 7/10 (10/7 for the EU folks :)). Wait for a pic in the new swimsuit 😈 during the weekend, then we won't see...

Autumn 2022 memory 😇

... or look what a short treasure I discovered on my phone. btw the more the tissue gets blooded with regular massage, the more subcutaneous fat it can hold... they used to tell us in school, really! #I'mnotafeedeeI'madoctor

Are you into role-play scenario videos?

Something like "Damn, how come I'm so fat?!" in front of the mirror? Feel free to post any tips for other scenarios in the comments 😈

Piggy's (a little) embarrassing secret

Not gonna lie, my gut is just getting heavy... and I discovered that they make these lumbar support belts for... pregnant... 🤭 Anyway, I think they look good on me besides relieving me, don't you? 😏

Nothing special, I just wanna share my joy with you 🙂

I impulsively shop. Mostly lingerie and books.

In the picture, you can see a new bra, which according to the manufacturer is supposed to be held on by silicone bands, but I think it is held on by a miracle of God... and also a book O hrách a lidech (On Games and People).

As some of you may know, I'm a really big fan of video games... and I couldn't pass up a book full of interviews with legendary developers from around the world.

btw, of course it's full of photos and... ...

Are you into chubby feet? 😌

(I don't want to tell you anything, but I'm totally into it :P)

(Not so bad) Monday 🥰

Yeah, it's here. Monday. The weekend went by pretty fast, don't you think? 😥

I hope you'll at least be pleased to know that I was a good girl and ate a whole big kebab. In one go. Ugh. 🥵

Lazy mornin' style.

You don't feel like getting out of bed today? Have you had a shitty week (like me btw)? Well, the weekend is upon us, so throw your feet up and feast your eyes on some curves 🍑 Enjoy your time off 🤗

Let's play a game.

Yes, it's true. My Patreon has some leaks here and there, in terms of photos and videos. It's a constant, tiresome battle, hundreds of dollars spent on DMCAs, and unfortunately, it's clear to me that I'm not going to be able to prevent it 100% anyway.

That's why, dear pirate (or pirates), I want to invite you to play.

For every 14 days that I can NOT find one of my pics or videos anywhere on the internet, I will post a comparison pic similar to this post.

Ye...

Stuffing & chill 🐷

What could be better than getting your gut stuffed, huh? Enjoy a sneak peek at my last stuffing session... and let a few burps convince you that I really liked it.

Note: When I start stuffing, I already have one double cheeseburger and one cheeseburger in my greedy belly. I just sort of forgot to turn on the recording, ehhh... 🤭

Dedicated to the c*nt who steals my content.

You know it, I know it.

There's nothing I can do about it, at most I'll spend hundreds of dollars on a DMCA with an uncertain outcome (which I could have used for a breast pump for other videos. But what can I do - I've already spent it to protect my content at least a little bit).

I can just rely on the folks who come here to appreciate the energy and time I put into it. And that both are more important to them than a few stolen images on some pirate, virus-ridden servers.
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This yoga piglet is bringing you a zen Monday 🧘🏼‍♀️🤗

(Yep, the idea for a naked yoga video is already maturing in my head 😋)

How about face-to-face videos? :P

Don't mind me.

I just want to report that the videos are done (yep, I finally did two), I took a shower, and I can't believe how stuffed I still am 🙈 Enjoy your weekend!

I want to see on Wednesday:

I prefer videos:

I’m into…

No words are needed. I just want to sincerely thank you for being here with me 🙏

Gut mornin’ folks 🤗

(yep, I’m completely empty so far 🤫)

Check out my harvest! 🍈🍈🍓

(yep, I’m a sucker for doublespeak)

Guess who is sick & has sinful thoughts?

(actually, thoughts have already crossed the act, it's taken after the climax. So now I'm just humbly waiting for the kebab delivery 😌)

If by chance, but totally by chance, I get the urge to make a video this weekend, it should be:

(terrible idea to give a polls option to a curious weirdo like me!)

Where are you from?

I live in Prague (Czechia, Europe). But I was born in Louny, a small town in the north of Bohemia :) What about you?

SPROUT OF A BELLY HANG DETECTED!

Guys guys guys, it's coming! A BELLY HANG! 😌 (well, I have to get myself in the right position, but it's a good start, don't you think 😛)

Would you appreciate livestreams (chit chat, stuffing & chill) in the future?

I'm more just playing with this idea in my head for now. If there is interest, I will start to study more about specific livestream options and we'll meet up over the summer :)