Author’s Note:
Sorry for the delay. I had to wikipedia railguns to make sure I wasn't being stupid with my immensely creative ideas that obviously had nothing to do with any extant sci-fi game series. Obviously.
Which means no epic struggle for you, Uscfrea! We brought too much dakka for that!
But not enough dakka. Never enough dakka.
Anyways!
Will Nonus stop drooling fast enough for Seero to learn what she needs? Will Melion break through the ...
2023-07-31 20:32:17 +0000 UTC
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Schedule Announcement: I have decided that from now on, I will take Saturdays off as well on a more permanent basis. As such, this will be the last Saturday post for the foreseeable future. The reasoning for this is that the editing work is picking up, and I want to be sure I have enough leeway to meet the deadlines. And, like, I also need to edit and release the rest of the Faceless Minion at some point. In any case, we'll see how it goes for a bit.
2023-07-29 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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Huge undead dungeon, re-terminated! Or not, in fact not terminating it was kinda a major objective. Ah well, undead apocalypse, re-terminated!
...I only realized now that we already have a cheerful girl - paranoid guy combo. Um, oops? Thought about swapping them around but eh. The chapter's already written so whatevs!
Anyways!
Will Lavinia ever forget this? Will Fabian learn to stop being so paranoid? How are the other teams doing? Tune ...
2023-07-28 20:05:00 +0000 UTC
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I'd name the chapter "Dungeons and Dragons," but that would require the dungeon to actually have dragons.
Which, supposedly, it did.
Supposedly.
Anyways!
Will Seero continue to improve on the Divination protocols? Will we actually find any dragons in this dungeon? Does the Haunted Mausoleum have anything else in store? Tune in next time, to find out!
2023-07-27 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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...I'm sure those whispers are nothing to worry about. Besides, it's not like their spreading lies or anything, so it's fine, right?
Anyways!
Can Agedia and the others conquer the Mines of Might? Will Vafum ever get an explanation for this situation? What sort of rumors are spreading amongst the troops? Tune in next time, to find out!
2023-07-26 20:05:00 +0000 UTC
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Terminate smarter, not harder as Lilussees would always say if she were ever awake long enough to say it!
Or be Seero, and be so efficient at termination you don’t have to do either! Except…that efficiency causes her to be both even though she doesn’t need to be.
Anyways!
Can Seero solo one of the largest dungeons on the continent? Will 01R conquer the skies for the Wise-Mighty-Gracious Boss-Queen? Will Lilussees get her full nap...
2023-07-25 20:02:57 +0000 UTC
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The Nonus part probably should have happened last chapter but I forgor and didn’t think about it until now. Whoops lol.
Because I’ve definitely never randomly added someone to a team and then kinda just forgot they were there! That would definitely never happen, and definitely wouldn’t require me to 2023-07-24 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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As expected, Shialnor giving Seero all the deets will have no consequences whatsoever!
And speaking of consequences...gasp how dare the people the South attacked not care that the South is now under attack by monsters! You'd think they're upset or something!
Anyways!
Will there be consequences to giving Seero all that data? Is this the extent of the Herald's plan? What will the South decide? Tune in next time, to find out!
2023-07-22 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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Awww the kids’ first errand.
It’s termination.
And 00B can terminate more than just emotional distress now! All shall receive bear hugs, if inevitable. Whether the hug terminates distress or squishy parts is up to the receiver.
Well…assuming he doesn’t just use the cannon.
Anyways!
Will Seero follow up on Ateia’s experiments? Will the servants of the Wise-Mighty-Gracious Boss-Queen prove themselves worthy? Can the...
2023-07-21 20:39:04 +0000 UTC
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Colleöne would be proud. And ever so slightly extremely concerned about the implications of the CELIU network learning how to directly mimic the Personal System assistance, but under the circumstances implications are a bit less important than solving the crisis.
Shialnor, on the other hand, would be jealous. She wants them to hurry up and figure out how to dungeon already so she doesn’t have to! Or she would, if she wasn’t upset and fighting...
2023-07-20 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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If only there was some sort of magic that could give poor Lilussees some subordinates to 'delegate' to. But oh well! For now she'll just have to apply...the e-word.
Meanwhile a certain hero is wishing he could be the one applying e-word, but turns out he's squishy and comparatively inefficient, so he'll just have to be carried with the rest of the meatbags.
Anyways!
Will Ateia and Taog terminate an entire dungeon on their ...
2023-07-19 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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Yes, Amulius, stay on guard. It is going to absolutely incredibly difficult for you to keep Ateia and Taog safe. Definitely. It's not like they're a hero and an actual Aesdes or anything. And that armor is just there to look shiny. So be prepared. Seero is definitely counting on you to keep them safe.
Anyways!
Can Seero and co (mostly co) conquer the dungeons? Can 01R be of service to the Wise-Mighty-Gracious Boss-Queen? Can Amulius keep his c...
2023-07-18 20:05:00 +0000 UTC
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You know, I had that whole Academy business, but Seero never got to blow their minds! It’s high time we terminate the mages’ self-confidence!
And look! It’s Nonus! That other friend I totally never found anything to do with and totally didn’t forget about! None of y’all forgot about him either, right?
Anyways!
Can Seero terminate this new situation and protect the allied forces? Can the Imperial Mages overcome their predicame...
2023-07-17 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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Reminder: I'll be taking tomorrow off, so last post for this week!
Begun, the Dungeon Wars, have. Hope all the other dungeons got their Aesdes subordinates ready!
...this definitely isn't an backup war to the Elteno Civil War that Seero finished in like, a day or two!
Twice, if we consider Caelinus's empire to have actually started by the time Seero terminated it.
...Seero might be a wee bit too good at terminating wars.
Anyw...
2023-07-14 20:05:00 +0000 UTC
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Back to dungeon termination we go! I did plan for that to have a bigger role in the story before we got all involved with all that politics and emotions business.
But well, that assumes my ‘plans’ are anything more detailed than a vague notion that is immediately disregarded by the characters involved!
But it’s fine! I can’t lose control of a story if I never had control of it to begin with! Wise-Mighty-Gracious Great-U...
2023-07-13 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: OMG, I forgot the most important part. Do...do I need more breaks? Do I need to replace inefficient organic components? Is Lilussees somehow transferring her fatigue to me?
Well that seems bad, but seems like the Legion got it covered, so I'm sure it will be fine.
Anyways!
Will High-Arcon Vommik break through the Legion defenses? Will Nolnyth perish on the frontlines? What is the Herald planning now? Does any of this matter to anyo...
2023-07-12 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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Therapist Seero! Recommendation: Has the subject considered terminating the problem?
Oh, the problem’s like, Ateia’s dad or something. Fine, we’ll keep termination as Plan B then.
Anyways!
Will Taog terminate the source of his distress? Can Amulius learn to trust a demon lord with his daughter? Will Seero develop her emotional distress termination protocols? Tune in next time, to find out!
2023-07-11 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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Eh, part of me thought about doing a full flashback side-story arc of all this stuff instead of just talking about it...but that'd be, like, so much work, or something, and require me to write an action-romance story that I know ends in tragedy. Err...ahem, it would obviously take too much time away from Seero...who...um...didn't get a POV in this chapter anyways...um...
Um...
Come on, I gotta save something for the edited versio...
2023-07-10 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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Get out of here, Hero of Elteno. Seero best dad.
But well, tis to be expected. Who can compare to the Wise-Mighty-Gracious Great-Ultimate Boss-Empress? Can you even be a good dad if you haven’t created your own material plane?
Anyways!
Will Seero terminate the emotional distress? Will Ateia’s father get to explaining? Can he even start to compare to the Wise-Mighty-Gracious Great-Ultimate Boss-Empress-Dad? Tune in next time, to fin...
2023-07-07 19:26:15 +0000 UTC
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Announcement: For this (7/8) and next week (7/15), I’m going to take Saturday off as well, for TWO days off a week! Sorry but the employees at my one-man company are lazy and don’t want to work, and demanding ‘weekends’ or something weird like that. Next thing you know they’ll want salaries and benefits! They might even demand me respect! The horror!
For context, some IRL stuff has increased my non-work workload over the past few weeks (...
2023-07-06 20:16:08 +0000 UTC
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Well there’s the Equalizer, but Iesnuorium is hard to find you know! I’m definitely not trying to keep Seero from mass-producing it and installing it on mass-produced drones to trivialize all future encounters with any of her forces.
Definitely not. Because, you know, Seero’s forces definitely can’t trivialize all encounters already…
…maybe we should transition to slice of life…
A-Anyways!
Will the Cou...
2023-07-05 20:34:24 +0000 UTC
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Happy ‘Murica day for those of you who celebrate such things! Or happy freedom from ‘Murica day for the Philippines apparently as I just recently learned? And I guess the rest of you can kick back and relax and watch Americans celebrate by blowing themselves up with colorful explosives!
Now back to the story!
Gasp, the Herald didn’t trust the shady High-King conducting all sorts of diplomacy and subterfuge? What a shock!
And…um...
2023-07-04 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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And we’re back! Thanks for waiting y’all!
Ah, yes. The eternal conundrum. How does one come up with contingencies that could potentially cause Seero even two seconds of difficulty?
…did it? Did it take as long as two seconds for Seero to calculate and implement the fix? I…um…welp good thing I’m not keeping strict track of time in this novel! What do you think I am, a highly-efficient and lovable cyborg?
Anyways!
Did H...
2023-07-03 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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Sorry y'all, not feeling so good today, so calling out now. Sorry for that and for the late notice!
2023-07-01 18:00:44 +0000 UTC
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Ok, I think we covered all the new toys, so all that’s left is termination!
So, um, that’s not a cliffhanger, right? Y’all good now, right? I’d ask if that’s enough explosion but there’s never enough explosion so that’s a silly question.
Anyways!
Will 01R conquer his own fears and display his loyalty to the Wise-Mighty-Gracious Boss-Queen? Will Lilussees be forced to direct…effort? Can the High-King and the Sky...
2023-06-30 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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More cliffhangers! MOAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ahem.
…I am definitely not scrambling for reasons for Seero to not insta-win the battle and dragging it out instead because I set her up to win a war in a few minutes. A war that may or may not have originally been conceived as notably longer…
Anyways!
How are the ships of the North Fleet repelling the assault? Can the airships of the Sky Legion repel the counter in turn? ...
2023-06-29 20:05:00 +0000 UTC
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Whew, I was worried we would end the battle in five seconds, but fortunately Earth’s anti-air designers didn’t design for flying castles with shields and we all know Shialnor didn’t bother to update their work!
Now to see if the battle will last more than ten seconds and we’ll be setting records!
Anyways!
Can the Sky Legion close the distance in time? Can Seero’s forces overcome the battle-airship’s defenses? Can the battle...
2023-06-28 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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Ah, yes. Modern warfare. You will definitely teach them that, High-King Xavlaeron. And then all your plans will come to fruition. Definitely.
There definitely is not a Great-High King shaking his head at you after his own, infinitely more sublime plans failed before the might of the Wise-Mighty-Gracious Great-Ultimate Boss-Empress!
Anyways!
Will Mirima rise to its place above the Empire? How will the primitive Turannians react to the n...
2023-06-27 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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It’s Uscfrea’s dreams come true. United Turannian going up against the Empire…but this time he gets to be on the right side of the magical aerial bombardment!
Well…maybe. Technically the Sky Legion is also capable of magical aerial bombardment. Technically.
Anyways!
Have the Turannians prepared enough for the coming battle? Can Ateia comprehend the complexity of military operations and logistics? Who will end up on the right si...
2023-06-26 20:48:31 +0000 UTC
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Oops the Emperor 'forgot' he left the key to all those powerful treasures with Princess Caecila. Oh silly Emperor. How unfortunate, but we all make mistakes, you know, so what can you do?
Anyways!
What will Seero do with the treasures of the North? Will High-King Xavlaeron hunt down the traitor? Will Emperor Lucius finish his reading backlog? Tune in next time, to find out!
2023-06-24 20:05:01 +0000 UTC
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