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Hello everyone.  I come with glad tidings.  As the Faceless Minion approaches the endgame, I have been considering what to write next.  I have a couple of options in the works but have decided which one will start first.

That's right, it's an NSLICE-00P spinoff!  Can't leave poor 00P Beta in limbo now, can we?

I may or may not eventually start a second, more serious and original novel as well but that one requires a bit more planning before I'm confident in sta...

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Interlude 187.1 - NSLICE: Judgement Day

University of Oslo, Oslo, Norway.  1970s.

A young man smiled as he took in the scene.  All before him, new freshman bustled about, chatting to one another.  Upperclassmen and faculty guided them to dorms and orientation meetings.


It had been tough.


No one had believed in him.


No one had helped him.


Not that poor excuse of a father.


Not that mother he never knew.


Not the t...

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Chapter 187 - Revenge

A while after Captain Sildeth and the Vophae had vacated the area, there was a flash of light by the vortex.

A man wearing high tech armor over ancient silk robes stepped forward, a high-tech gauntlet on his left arm.  He rubbed his chin.


“Hm?  What’s this?”


He took out an instrument, scanning the vortex.  A holographic keyboard formed midair and his hands flashed as he typed on it, running all sorts of calculations and simulations....

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Chapter 186 - Deception

Captain Sildeth crashed through the ground, entering the catacombs below the town.  He landed in a large ritual chamber.

Two girls and a man were sitting calmly, the girls casually deflecting any debris from the roof.  One of the girls was wearing a backpack.

He raised an eyebrow.  Saydaa nodded.


“It’s about time.”


“You’ve been expecting me?”


Roxanne shrugged.


“You haven’t exactly be...

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Chapter 185 - Anguish and Despair

Captain Sildeth made his way over to a mountainous area.  He had a bad feeling about this one, so he had the auxiliaries trail behind him.  He didn’t particularly like to lose them, after all.  It was a rare and brave idiot that would follow after him.

It was pouring rain, as well as thunder and lightning as he flew to his target location.

Some sort of martial arts school, built high in the mountains.

And in utter ruins, with even some of the surrounding mou...

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Chapter 184 - Anomaly Detected

NSLICE Mini-Glossary:

-00P Beta - The Best Variant.

-83NS - Wonder Knight

-96NS - Dragontooth

-47NS - Majestic Moth

-21NS - Aqua Mage

-Defender - Pink Star

-12NS - Amano Kiyoatsu

-20NS - Captain Hot Devil

-425NS - El Capa/The Warped Warrior

-52NS - Unnamed kunoichi of  the Souma (magic eyes) clan

-77NS - Master Mammoth Owl


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Chapter 183 - Operation: Endanger Saydaa

NSLICE Mini-Glossary:

-00P Beta - The Best Variant.

-83NS - Wonder Knight

-96NS - Dragontooth

-47NS - Majestic Moth

-21NS - Aqua Mage

-Defender - Pink Star

-12NS - Amano Kiyoatsu

-20NS - Captain Hot Devil

-425NS - El Capa/The Warped Warrior

-52NS - Unnamed kunoichi of  the Souma (magic eyes) clan

-77NS - Master Mammoth Owl


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Chapter 182 - War

NSLICE Mini-Glossary:

-00P Beta - The Best Variant.

-83NS - Wonder Knight

-96NS - Dragontooth

-47NS - Majestic Moth

-21NS - Aqua Mage

-Defender - Pink Star

-12NS - Amano Kiyoatsu

-20NS - Captain Hot Devil

-425NS - El Capa/The Warped Warrior


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While the team waited and bantered, the townsfolk searched all over town fo...

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Chapter 181 - Her Own Worst Enemy

Kiyosuke drew his blade and slashed the air before the crowd could respond.  The four jumped into the hole in space, appearing in an alleyway further down.


“Wait!”


Oh, and the other Saydaa had jumped in after them.

She quickly took distance from them, her hands glowing red as she brought up her magic.  She glared at them.


“Who are you people?!  How do you know me?!”


The original timeline Saydaa le...

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Chapter 180 - Of Genies and Cults

NSLICE Mini-Glossary:

-00P Beta - The Best Variant.

-83NS - Wonder Knight

-96NS - Dragontooth

-47NS - Majestic Moth

-21NS - Aqua Mage

-Defender - Pink Star

-12NS - Amano Kiyoatsu

-20NS - Captain Hot Devil

-425NS - El Capa/The Warped Warrior


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Saydaa hummed to herself as she strolle...

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Chapter 179 - Resolve

Author’s Note:

As I refer to NSLICE units by their designations most of the time, I’m including a mini-glossary here of who they are from the OG timeline for your convenience.  In order of appearance:

-00P Beta - The Best Variant.

-83NS - Wonder Knight

-96NS - Dragontooth

-47NS - Majestic Moth

-21NS - Aqua Mage

-Defender - Pink Star

-12NS - Amano Kiyoatsu

-20NS - Captain Hot Devil

-425NS - El Capa/The Warped...

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Chapter 178 - Plan V

NSLICE Mini-Glossary:

-00P Beta - The Best Variant.

-83NS - Wonder Knight

-96NS - Dragontooth

-47NS - Majestic Moth

-21NS - Aqua Mage

-Defender - Pink Star

-12NS - Amano Kiyoatsu

-20NS - Captain Hot Devil

-425NS - El Capa/The Warped Warrior


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Kiyoatsu groaned and held his head.  He looked around the room, his human...

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Chapter 177 - Age of NSLICE

Author’s Note:

NSLICE Mini-Glossary.  In order of appearance:

-00P Beta - The Best Variant.

-83NS - Wonder Knight

-96NS - Dragontooth

-47NS - Majestic Moth

-21NS - Aqua Mage

-Defender - Pink Star

-12NS - Amano Kiyoatsu

-20NS - Captain Hot Devil

-425NS - El Capa/The Warped Warrior


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Chapter 176 - Ever get that Feeling of Deja Vu?

Author’s Note:

As I often refer to NSLICE units by their designations, I’m including a mini-glossary here of who they are from the OG timeline for your convenience.  In order of appearance:

-NSLICE-00P Beta - The Best Variant.

-NSLICE-83NS - Wonder Knight

-NSLICE-96NS - Dragontooth

-NSLICE-47NS - Majestic Moth

-NSLICE-21NS - Aqua Mage

-NSLICE Defender - Pink Star


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Chapter 175 - The Guardians of Peace

The Resistance fighters linked up with the undead hordes, providing ranged fire support.  The NSLICE units began to fall, unable to handle both.

And of course, among the Resistance’s recruits were supers fleeing the NSLICE program…


Master Elegant Katana rode on the back of a Triceratops, his blade flashing around him as he cut through NSLICE units.


Gabriel Le Blank made an elegant pose as she pointed a finger.  Beams of light blasted forth...

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Chapter 174 - Breaking the Peace

Amano Bin and Amano Kiyosuke walked through a small park.  They sat down at a bench.  She looked at him for a second, then sighed.


“I know you’re not my Kiyosuke, that my Kiyosuke is well and truly gone and that you’re someone different.  But…that doesn’t matter to me.  As far as I’m concerned, you’re my boy.”


Kiyosuke nodded.


“...you don’t know how much I’ve missed you.”


Tears fill...

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Chapter 173 - The Day of Sorrow

Silence hung in the room, save for the quiet sobs of two ninjas.  Wonder Knight was the first to recover.


“Ok…so I guess that’s out there now.  First question then, what exactly is the Day of Sorrow?”


Everyone from the current timeline looked grim.  Eventually the Necrosaurus sighed.


“The nuclear apocalypse.  A villain called the Atomic Herald launched nuclear attacks against the major nuclear powers, triggering ...

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Chapter 172 - The Resistance: The Defenders of Truth, Freedom, and Justice

The Resistance fighters led them away from the city, towards the harbor.  Once they reached the pier, the ocean started to rise and glow…

A woman leapt onto the pier, straight from the glowing water.  A large woman with frazzled black hair and dark, tanned skin, wearing a lab coat over a muumuu.


“Hey brah!  Howzit?”


The lead Resistance fighter swore.


“Dr. Iwalani!  What are you doing here?!”


<...

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Chapter 171 - A Familiar Face

“Good evening, all you protectors of peace.  This is Global Peace News and I’m your host, Brendan Baird, bringing you all the updates you need.  And we’ve got breaking news!  This just in, a group of unregistered non-standards was spotted skulking in the ruins of the Old World!"


“These non-standards are expected to be aggressively hostile and heavily armed, and should be treated with extreme caution.  Concordat Security have informed us they’ve a...

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Chapter 170 - To Reset All Time, Always.

And then Pink Star asked the dreaded question.


“So, how do we do that?”


Silence reigned.

Wonder Knight, the ever brave and resourceful leader of the team…turned to Saydaa.


“You have magic powers right, do you have a spell for this?”


“Me?!  Oh no.  Baba Yaga always told me trying to mess with time is absolutely forbidden!  And don’t we already have a time girl?  Why don’t you do someth...

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Chapter 169 - A World Without the Faceless Minion

The rest of Aurora Legion and Nemesis came to their senses.  They turned around glancing at one another.

Saydaa spoke first.


“Then…now what?”


Wonder Knight stood up.  His eyes were spinning, glancing every which way.  He shook his head, holding it with his hand.


“I...think we should find Director Green first.  We need to confirm exactly what happened.”


Saydaa glared at him.


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Chapter 168 - Consequences

Voidspeaker walked back over to Aurora Legion, unhindered by Nemesis now that the job was done.  Chronolock grabbed him in a tight hug with teary eyes, which he returned with a wry smile.  Wonder Knight and Pink Star just released their breaths and relaxed.

Icy Rose was glaring at Arvid with a frown and her arms crossed, the temperature dropping in the air around her.  The man was waving his hands around and sweating as he tried to explain what had happened and why they h...

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Variant Story 5: The Adventures of Isekai Bob - The Evil Hero's Fell Deeds

Bob was resting with a warm mug when his door slammed open.  Londibni strode into the room tears in the corners of her eyes and bow in hand.


“BOOOOBBBBB!!!”


“Hi Londibni.  Congratulations on your promotion.”


“Congratulations?  CONGRATULATIONS?!  Bob, you idiot!  This is all your fault!  Why are you trying to get me killed?!”


“I’m not though?”


Londibni made a muf...

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Side Story 167.1 - The Assistant

Linda was still giggling as she sat in the limousine, imagining the faces Arachnalich would make.  Chris was sitting nearby.


“Um, Linda?”


“Yes?”


“Is this…alright?”


“Oh, it’s not alright.  Not alright at all.  Do you know what it was like when I found that stupid mistress gone?  Do you know what it’s like to have to reschedule a meeting with the President?  Do you know what it’s l...

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Chapter 167 - The Supervillain's 'Evil Plan'

The Himalayas, present time.


Bob reappeared and laid Voidspeaker down.  The hero was just coming to.


“Ouch…what the heck, bro?!  What do you want with me?!”


“Voidspeaker…I need your help.”


“What the heck?!  Attacking me is not a good way to ask for my help, bro!”


“It is if you’re a supervillain.”


Voidspeaker’s eyes narrowed.


“Then I’...

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Chapter 166 - Out of Time

Not a word was spoken as Nemesis combed through the wreckage of the ritual zone.  Tears streamed down four young faces.


But not Bob.


Bob was completely silent, focused entirely on the ground.


He would find her.


He had to.


And then…


He found something.


An empty set of clothes, belonging to Wilson.


But no sign of Elise.


Bob fell to his k...

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Chapter 165 - The Price to Save the Universe

Author’s Note:

MAJOR CLIFF WARNING!  You may wish to wait for additional chapters if you dislike such things.  You have been warned.

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Bob’s mind continued to race.

But it had started to go in circles.  He was considering the same ideas over and over.

Best he had was try and break the isolation field, c...

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Chapter 164 - The End of the World

Londyn stepped through the ILS’s Main HQ, coming to a particular room.  The automated doors opened up, revealing a comfortable office with an attached rest facility.


"I'm going to get you.  I'm going to get you, if it's the last thing I do!"


Inside Arachnalich was pacing, her robotic eye flickering constantly, her hands clutching at the empty air.

Londyn just heaved a sigh.  The spider girl then noticed her presence and quickly stood up...

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Chapter 163 - Bob's Six: Six is the New Eleven

Bob and Nemesis stood around in a circle, having put the jet on autopilot for the moment.  Elise’s robotic eye lit up and displayed a holographic ILS HQ building in between the group.  Bob heaved a sigh.


“So, let’s review the situation.  Elise has determined some sort of time disturbance at the ILS’s main HQ.  By accessing the ILS’s own systems, she’s pinpointed the exact location as the ILS’s Vault.  However, the Vault’s security is s...

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Chapter 162 - Rejecting the Impossible

A man walked out of the building, carrying a large and long wooden box, one that would normally need at least two people to lift.  He whistled a tune as he strolled down the street.


What a peaceful day for the ILS HQ.

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Bob sat in the pilot’s seat of the grav-jet, keeping it in motion.  He had charted a course that would avoid most civilized ar...

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