RealmInvader

I have been fired from my job (The job was providing regular status updates; I underperformed.)

If you don't use a password manager, you should remedy that immediately.

Free wallpaper/next update eyecatch

It's time to admit that I'm actually the Numa Numa guy's protégé

Just for funsies best "girl" poll.

He's spitting straight facts.

The big fuckin' Episode 2 Part 2 fallout.

Realm Invader Episode 2 Part 2 Public Release

Realm Invader Episode 2 Part 2 Walkthrough.

We are SO fucking back

A brief personal update (it's good news) that'll probably be pertinent to the future development of Realm Invader (it's good news)

Hey, this jumpscared me because it's a real-life thing (it's good news). So I had an appointment with a doctor today (it's good news) and after a long yappathon she diagnosed me with ADHD. (This is good news)

Assuming treatment goes well, there's a chance that I may be able to lock the fuck in as the standard instead of a form of self-torture. Treatment for the disorder isn't some kind of on/off switch, so no-one can say how long it'll take before improvements begin, but I'm optimistic ...

June 2025 NSFW Wallpapers (1080p)

June 2025 SFW Wallpaper (1080p)

For obvious reasons I really didn't want to do these despite my obligations. So sorry if they seem rushed, I'm pretty preoccupied.

Realm Invader Episode 2 Part 2 Final Previews

I've made the difficult decision to stop making renders and animations for the foreseeable future. (Because I've done them all lmao)

Remember last time when I said I had 9 animations left? Turns out that was a fucking lie told by a Gary who can't read his notes properly. 14. I had 14 animations left to do (in addition to those however many renders). The dumbass, masochistic slave-driving approach (in which I am both master and slave) takes a very predictable toll. A few days ago I had a day where I did about 11 renders total, followed shortly by a day where I did 0. BUT then I recuperated and did 3 animations in one day (t...

I'm making myself miserable (and that's a good thing)

Okay, all business. Funny dev guy makes no funny dev guy jokes.

Pretty sure I've missed/am missing the window I alluded to earlier, but I did warn about it not being accurate.

Anyway, I've entered depression speedrun mode, i.e. pretty much my entire life is being dedicated to finishing this update right now, sacrificing basically 100% of my free time outside of work.

The results have been great, and the past few days have seen rates of progress maybe faster than ever during ...

Realm Invader Episode 2 Part 2 Previews #10 (Penultimate)

You've read that right, I've only got 1 preview batch's worth of unrendered material.

Chloe is decapitated during this scene. She canonically dies. You don't even get to see her nipple.

Bad news, I have failed to acquire the rights to add Pikachu to the Realm Invader roster.

But other than that, I'm still going, motivation somewhat higher than it's ever been during this update cycle.

Unfortunately, the animations took longer than I'd hoped, so I'm not sure how that affected scheduling, but I'm not despairing, that set of animations is done, and I'm still moving forward. I have a nice reprieve from animations for a while too.

I do want to say, though, these are maybe the best animations I've ever done? So like... at least there's that. In fact, I think...

May 2025 NSFW Wallpapers (1080p)

May 2025 SFW Wallpapers (1080p)

April 2025 NSFW Wallpapers (1080p)

April 2025 SFW Wallpapers (1080p)

These are late, I'm sorry, I'm busy, I'm forming some kind of Venn Diagram with this train of thought.

Where am I? Where's the game now? What's going on?

Hey, guys, more of open-policy Gary with a generalized update (because I really need to unfuck the last year of bad communication).

I finished working for Companion of Darkness a while ago, don't worry about that. Sucks that it ate just over a week of Realm Invader time. And Berkili4, if you're reading this. No, I'm not doing it again, especially before I put out Ep 2 Pt 2. Anyway, the point is that I've been comfortably back working on Realm Invader for the past however long it's been....

Realm Invader Episode 2 Part 2 Previews #9

These aren't necessarily recent, I'm pulling them from all the renders I've done so far.

Because I'm currently rendering a lewd scene, which I'm not inclined to spoil, my hands are tied to sharing new content. But I thought I'd give you a little more while you wait.

It's tricky to pick older previews because it leads to me giving more and more away, so I need to be careful which ones I pick.

I'm done with CoD and I'm working on Realm Invader again, so don't worry about that....

Status update and poorly-timed setback.

Hey, I said I'd let you know when I've reached the next milestone (i.e. the next lewd scene) and I've done that. This lewd scene is stupid long and extensive, by the way, by my count 129 renders and 22 animations. That's a hell of a lot of work, but I hope it does a lot to make the moment not feel like a throwaway. There's a slight chance that such a long lewd scene might be overindulgent, but that's really only something I'll learn by putting it out there and getting feedback. I like to thin...

March 2025 NSFW Wallpapers (1080p)

March 2025 Wallpapers (1080p)

I'm tired, so I'm not sure if I'll work on the game today. Definitely tomorrow, though. As promised, I'll post an update when I reach the aforementioned lewd scene.

Public update I keep delaying because I'm balls deep into my bum dev arc.

I scheduled myself to put out this post once I'd finished working on the scene I was just doing. And like everything for this cycle, that took longer than I thought it would. At least I'm consistently a shit dev. Anyway, status update frequency has been stupidly low, even for patrons that get them more often. So I'm guessing a bunch of you are wondering what the fuck is going on.

And the answer is nothing, nothing of note is going on. No drama, no reworks, no delays or whatever the fuck...

I've opted to deliver this status update in sprechgesang because none of you bums can lay down a slick enough beat.

I've taken a huge bite out of what is essentially the final chapter of this update. With that said, there are still some big bites left. I've mentioned before (though I don't blame you for forgetting) that this update is heavily backloaded when it comes to lewd scenes. Though you should be used to that with my previous updates really taking their time getting to naughty stuff.

There are 4 lewd scenes, the first occurs slightly after the halfway point, and the rest are in very close prox...

February 2025 1080p wallpapers (NSFW)

I'd warn you about these both being gay, but Realm Invader is a PSY-OP to turn you all gay anyway.