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WG DRIVE!!! (All Together Now)

ALL IN ONE PLACE NOW!!! Really meant to do this earlier, but I have Executive Dysfunction~!!!

BEHOLD the results of the Kathy/Pearl weight gain drive! Patreon's got to use their "Piggy Bank" to donate towards feeding the gouls~!!!

Let me know what you thought about this one. We'll be doing another one of these again for sure! Stay tuned~

THE GRAND FINALE!!!

No I did not wait till this morning to finalize this, what are you talking about?

Anyways LETS GIVE IT UP FOR THE GOULS!!! And for Pearl who won this little contest but really, in the end, we're all winners aren't we~?

I'll upload a version with all the pieces in a row later. Bug me if I don't.

KATHY AND PEARL WG DRIVE - 3

Only one this week because I got a critical case of "I don't wanna" after the computer fiasco. But get ready for the big finale next week~

KATHY AND PEARL WG DRIVE - 2

I MANAGED TO TRACE EVERYTHING AND GET THIS DONE TWICE IN A ROW THANKS TO MY COMPUTER DYING FOR NO REASON.

ALWAYS KEEP BACKUPS AND SAVE TO THE CLOUD. HOLY SHIT. 

COMPUTER BROKE. SHIT'S FUCKED.

If anyone seeing this is a computer expert, especially on Windows 10 and wants to contact me to possibly help me work on this let me know. But as it stands, I called Microsoft and they say I have to mail it in.

I lost a weeks worth of progress on the weight gain drive so as a result there may not be an update this Friday. I'm going to borrow a friend's tablet to try and redo it and catch up. 

SFRPG and all associated files are saved on the cloud so luckily no losses there.&nb...

KATHY AND PEARL WG DRIVE - 1

If anyone has a clever name for this drive let me know. 

Ya'll really showed up for this one!  In piggybank funds (about the piggybank) ya'll donated:

PEARL - $1104

KATHY - $876

So uh, we're only getting started~ New art of the sequence every Friday for the rest of the month!!!

PIGGY BANK NO LONGER ACCEPTED FOR COMMISSIONS

I *swear* I made this post earlier, but I can't find it anywhere??? If I genuinely forgot I'm so sorry everyone. I could also just as easily have deleted it honestly.

I made this statement earlier on the poll and it pretty much sums it up: 

I had started the piggy bank when my patreon was very small and I didn't expect it to last long or people to build up so much in the bank. I also used to have more time for things like commissions and weight drives that spent the discounts...

DRIVE IS OVER!!!

It actually ended this morning, I just didn't think about making an announcement post but I really should.

Holy shit though, ya'll knocked it out of the park. In piggybank funds (about the piggybank) ya'll donated:

PEARL - $1104

KATHY - $876

Honestly I didn't expect as many of ya'll to empty your entire bank lol~ I have my work cut out for me. Follow me on 2021-07-06 03:12:14 +0000 UTC View Post

PIGGY BANK SPREADSHEET

SINCE PATREON WON'T DO IT I DID IT MYSELF. 

I'll try to keep this sheet up-to-date on everyone's pledges and spending! Simply look up your username to see how much you have left!

Sorry I decided to do this a day late and a dollar short lol.

WEIGHT GAIN DRIVE!!!

PEARL VS KATHY!!!

I wanted to do something different this time around, so read carefully:

This drive will only use the "Piggybank" for donations! Read up here if you don't know what that means. Let me know if you need me to check how much you have! For questions regarding the piggybank, please send a DM.

What to do for the weight drive? Simply comment below! Let me know how much...

LUNCH BREAK

Kathy and Jesse do this every lunch hour. Whoever gets there first cleans out the café. Whoever's last gets the interns.

NO GAME UPDATE THIS MONTH

I tried really hard to get it done but this one's going to be a pretty big chunk with a lot of moving parts. We're closing in on the end and so these next few updates may have some space between them. 

I'm pretty confident in an update next month however. A lot is done I just don't know that I'll have it done in the next week.

I don't know anything about warhammer 40k

But I don't ask questions if you pay me to draw it~! And who doesn't love demon lady vore?

LUNCH BREAK

TIME TO FINALLY GIVE JESSE SOME CONTENT! Comic commission for Lazah~ (who also made a color version over on the discord if you have that tier and never checked it out)

THE PLAN FOR THE MONTH

This month I got weekly art available again! And I plan to get another game update out to complete what I couldn't get done last month! 

However, I am now officially dropping the "Piggy Bank" discounts from commissions and removing the listed benefit from the rewards descriptions. However, the "Piggy Bank" will still exist! And I want to do things like WG drives and such that allow people to "spend" it. I'll make more announcements if I kick off something like that. 

Tha...

**SFRPG UPDATE**

I'm scheduling this like a day ahead of time to (hopefully) give myself enough time to catch immediate bugs.

If you're not over on the discord to see it: New game update! Links/instructions below!!!

GAME DOWNLOAD

Find a bug? Let me know! Use the form below!!!

2021-05-28 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Casino Time!

I'm starting to wrap up the work on this next update. Amazing how much work can get done when you're not uprooting your whole house across town. This time we'll be exploring the suspicious casino~

Why does the boss care so much about this place? Is there anything behind those cult rumors? Where do all the patrons keep disappearing to? You'll have to see!

NO WEEKLY ART THIS MONTH

I'm trying so hard to recover from the move and get back on top of things! I want to have a game update out this month very badly, so I'm focusing on that. 

Maybe I'll keep putting sprites out though, since those are available.

DISCONTINUE PIGGY BANK ON COMMISSIONS OR RAISE PRICES

I've been meaning to put this together for a while. And I kind of worry about doing something like this but it's becoming pretty necessary.

I had started the piggy bank when my patreon was very small and I didn't expect it to last long or people to build up so much in the bank. I also used to have more time for things like commissions and weight drives that spent the discounts more regularly.

But during my last run of commissions I realized they were more abundant than expected, a...

MOVE DELAYS

Hey ya'll! I may be pretty silent for the next week or so. I'm currently moving apartments and its all going a bit slower than expected. I do still plan on getting at least some kind of update on SFRPG out this month! 

In the meantime, I'm going to try to get a bunch of previews together of what is done, hang tight!

MONSTER SLOT ENEMIES!!!

I've finally gotten the sprite work done for the monster slot commissions~!!! These are special enemies from those monster slots I sold off forever ago.

You'll hopefully get to see them next update! I'll be posting the rest of them this month!

APPLE'S DONE IT AGAIN

Alright so apparently there's a thing where apple is preventing iOS from viewing certain discords. The discord isn't marked NSFW as a whole so I think we should be fine but. If there's anyone who uses iphone who finds themselves locked out let me know. I wanna know if it happens is all.

NEW POLLY!

I unfortunately didn't have much together for this week whoops. So here's the new Polly sprites~!!!

I wasn't really digging the other one honestly. So I came back to clean up the original and give her another "form". Have fun trying to best her at the fair~!

ITS EASTER SUNDAY~!!!

So lets have some bunnies~ I kind of wanted to hold onto these until next update but I can't miss an opportunity like this.

WHAT'S MY SCHEDULE?

Alright everyone head's up:

The next month of April I'm going to be super busy with a move and fulfilling a Kickstarter! As a result, I dunno if we'll have a game update.

I'll prob release more game sprites weekly again because that's the only content I got. 

During may, if I found a place to live, hopefully...I would like to have an update out with the casino area ready to go for ya'll!!! And at that point I should be fully settled enough to do serious work towards com...

"Anjou"-glad I didn't say banana?

I dunno maybe I'll workshop a better joke before this post comes out. 

Hey all my posts this month are vore, huh.

GAME WORK TODAY

If the internet allows. 

GAME UPDATE DAY!!!

Hey everyone~!!! We got a game update!!! More info/chat available in the "game dev" discord! ALRIGHT! Here it is! The update I wanted to have done since LAST YEAR!!! Hopefully it was worth the weight~  

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FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS TO SAVE YOUR SAVE FILE:  

1) find where you extracted the game files. I cannot help you on this one it's just wherever you p...

EEL PUN HERE

Honestly I'm very bad at coming up with jokes for titles. I just really like eel ladies tbh~

NAME CHANGE?

Yes! I've changed from "Impossiblesnail" to "Weirdmidnight"!!! 

I've been meaning to do this because I like to keep my sfw and nsfw separated. This isn't a big deal or anything, literally nothing else is changing. Just wanted to make sure nobody got lost lol.