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DINNER DATE

Well ain't that just romantic~? Posting this a little late for valentines day but that just means the restaurants are less crowded anyways. More for your date!

"THE SKIRT" IS LIVE!!!

Alright ya'll! This is a break from my usual content to advertise another one of my side projects. For those who have been waiting for it "The Skirt" is LIVE! 

Link to the Kickstarter here! 

I'm getting tired of advertising so like, if you wanna know more check the campaign page lol. But feel free to ask questions.

Hey though! If you want to help out, I'd appreciate re...

NO I DIDN'T FORGET!!!

Yes...yes I did. Here's the final sprite post I forgot to put up lol. This is as big as it gets in the current demo and probably as much as I'll show ya'll until the final release~

"THE SKIRT" - PREVIEW PT 4

E-GADS INDEED! What will become of our poor, unknowing sap!? Guess you'll have to buy the book...

If I'm smart I'll put the kickstarter link here. Time will tell. 

SFOAS HAS MOVED TO ITCH.IO!!!

**IF YOU'RE A PATREON, USE THIS LINK TO DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE COPY!!!**

(You will be required to log onto itch.io to redeem the free download)

**OTHERWISE, USE THIS LINK TO PURCHASE THE GAME!!!**

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I'm unlisti...

LETS GO TO THE MALL~!!!

Some previews of our mall denizens to come! But my! Who's that dark customer~?

Whoops no internet. No SFRPG sprites.

The comic pages were queued but the SFRPG posts were not while I finished some stuff.

However, as I'm sure a few of you have heard Texas froze over and without internet I can't put the posts up.
Hopefully this will be resolved in a few days. I'll make up the posts I planned on showing then.

"THE SKIRT" - PREVIEW PT 3

YE-OUCH! That's gotta hurt!

Okay! Moment of truth! If I was smart this is where I'll put the kickstarter link and if you don't see it I'm a lazy ass whos executive dysfunction strikes again!!! 

EDIT: NEVERMIND! COME TO FIND OUT IT WAS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME NATURAL DISASTER THAT WOULD RUIN MY SCHEDULE~!

"THE SKIRT" - PREVIEW PT 2

Honestly the Hetroville sign is the best joke in the comic and I didn't even come up with it.

(later addition: I've edited a lot in these pages for the final print since queuing them up for posting here. But if you do see any spelling/format issues let me know)

PART TWO! The plot thickens. If I'm smart I'll get that kickstarter page up and running ASAP and link it here for yall to follow when it goes live.

If I'm smart.

SFRPG - SWAMP BOSSES

I really thought I showed these guys last time? But I couldn't find them so I'm guessing I didn't?

Anyways The Doctor makes a return to the swamp! And introducing a new malevolent potion-maker to the party, the "Bog Witch"~ 

SFRPG - CHARACTER SPRITES

Don't want to give away too much yet but here's the first few character sheets for those who want to see!!!

Not a whole lot has changed, especially in the beginning, but I think you'll really like the newer later ones~ 

"THE SKIRT" - PREVIEW PT 1

PREVIEW TIME! For my side project: "The Skirt"

A personal project I did tackling things like dysphoria, the cultural obsession with traditional gender roles and giantmonstertransoformations 

I plan to launch a kickstarter for physical copies of the comic through the month of March! So more info on that when it comes a little closer but for now, I'm going to be releasing the first 8 pages on Patreon here for yall~ STAY TUNED!

POSTS DIDN'T GO THROUGH

I forgot to finalize them hang on there IS feb posts gimme a sec whoops

streamb time

lets work on game sprites!!!

SFRPG - REMAKE

I haven't been able to properly preview like I've been meaning to so here's some screenshots around the city!

For those not in the discord a rather substantial amount of the game has been completed! We're starting to head towards that final stretch but there will probably still be a few months of time left before completion.

Come hang out with us on the "Game Dev" tier ($8 a month) if you want to playtest and chat~

And of course if you have any thoughts or questions feel fre...

THE SCHEDULE

December and January kind of disappeared for me, so I'm getting everything back on track. Here's my general schedule for ya'll to look forward to:

FEB:

Friday releases of game sprites. I plan on showing off the player sprites esp for folks who want to edit them. You will be able to edit the SFRPG sprites this time around so I figure it'd be nice to give the templates ahead of time.

I'm also going to be giving a weekly sneak preview of my "Skirt" comic up to the first 8 pages...

JAN PLANS

This is late, my whole Dec/Jan has been thrown super outta whack I apologize. 

I mentioned this on the discord already but I plan to put out another smaller update before the end of this month for sure. I meant to have a nice big update for yall last month but a number of life events cropped up that threw my entire schedule off course.

Additionally, I have taken some time to finish a personal comic project. Some of yall may have seen me mention it on Twitter but, since it's n...

I FORGOT TO POST THIS!?

This was supposed to go up last month lol. 

Late commission post of a very hungry horsey~<3

this is my patreon and I'm pissed.

I'm dead-ass fucking serious that if you consider yourself right-wing, or would be offended by what you hear next, you can fuck off right to hell I mean it.

In light of recent events, get off my page. I don't want to hear any shit about it I'm not listening. If you need a refund for this month on your way out let me know.

MONSTER SLOTS REMINDER

SLOTS END JAN 1ST~! TWO DAYS!!! INFO BELOW!!!

INFO POST 

SFRPG UPDATE!!!

In case you're not on the discord or, like me, regularly neglect to check them I'VE PUT UP A NEW UPDATE~!!!

This one is somewhat smaller than usual because a lot got in the way this month BUT! We're starting to really get going towards a more complete project~!!!

If you'd like to help with testing, I suggest you check out the discord! Otherwise, if you run into issues feel free to let me know in the comments!

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2020-12-25 22:09:20 +0000 UTC View Post

SWEATER WEATHER

Tis the season to eat your way out of new cozy clothes as soon as you get 'em~!

What happened???

Sorry didn't schedule this in time! More commissions~

MONSTER SLOTS ARE OPEN UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH!!!

THAT'S TILL DEC 31ST. A last second thing has taken me out of commission for two weeks and I don't have the time to advertise or review. so I'm extending things.

CROSSFIRE

Sometimes you get a little toooo caught up in the action. Anyways always love getting to draw my good good buddy Piffledoodle's (whoalsodoesamazingartcheckthemout) OC Melon~<3<3<3 18th master of the "embiggening" technique!

I'm love. 

SFRPG - EXPANDED DOWNLOAD LINK

**NOTE. THIS IS NOT THE FINALIZED VERSION. EXPECT BUGS AND GENERAL JANKYNESS**

Usually, the link is available through the discord, and I'd prefer to keep general game discussion over there. But, Discord can be finnicky so I'm putting the necessary links here as well. 

If you encounter a bug, please fill out the bug report form! We'll try to get it squashed by the next update! 

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2020-12-05 23:43:51 +0000 UTC View Post

OH SHIT IT'S FRIDAY

I don't have sexy art for ya'll so instead here's a series of reference commissions I did for a friend for her show concept~

Honestly? I really love how these came out. Prob some of my best commissions.

***SFRPG MONSTER SLOTS!!!***

**FORM LINK HERE** 

PLEASE READ EVERYTHING ON THE FORM!!! 

UPDATE: The form will be available until JAN 1ST 2021!!! but, as detailed in the form, payment will not be expected immediately. Budget accordingly.

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THE GIST

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The base slot price is $300 and +$150 for each additional character (max 3 including your original). If your idea is...

CHRIMBAS COMMISSIONS **CLOSED**

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SNAIL NEEDS MONEE. PRICES ARE IN USD.

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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOMETHING **BEFORE** CHRISTMAS!!!  PLEASE LET ME KNOW ON THE FORM IF YOU NEED YOUR PIECE DONE BY A CERTAIN DATE!!!

Also to be transparent, I am prior...

City Slickers

Ha ha ha I will NOT be forgetting to schedule a THIRD week in a row! But it is the final week so...