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SWEET - OUT NOW!!!

(psst if you're a patreon who has downloaded the game in the past be sure to read the Patreons section below)

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The bakery is in dire financial straits. Your biggest client has been put on a mandatory company-wide diet by its HR Manager, Chloe. In a desperate attempt to wrangle her own waistline, Chloe has doomed everyone in the building to a sad, sweetless fate.

It’s time to take matters into your own hands. Break the diet. Run up their tab.

Stuff their faces unt...

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TUBESDAY STREAMB?

What to do...

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STREAM TIME!!!

I SWEAR I'LL GET THIS DUMB GAME DONE!!!

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SWEET PATREON RELEASE SOON-ISH?

I'm gonna try my best to have it out in this next week and I really thought I'd have it out this weekend but a number of last-second issues have been causing some serious problems. 

There WILL be a patreon release this month but what I'd like to do is have the game properly wrapped up for that. Otherwise, you will get a finished but, not entirely polished version for testing before public release.

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SWEET (PATREON) RELEASE THIS MONTH!!!

We're really lining up to get SWEET finished in the next few weeks here!!! I'm going to let it stay Patreon-exclusive for a little bit (mostly for testing) but after that point we go live!

AS BEFORE!!! If you have EVER pledged and downloaded Sweet (even if you cancelled or lowered tier) you WILL get the final download of the full game when the time comes. More on that during release.

It's all coming together folks~

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**BUG PATCH**

BUG UPDATE!!! Re-download at the link below. There is NO new content fyi this is literally just bug fixes.

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DOWNLOAD LINK 

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"SWEET" CHRISTMAS EVE UPDATE!!!

Unfortunately due to Life and Sickness the game is not ready by Christmas like I hoped. But here's a christmas eve update to kill time before the big day! We've gotten a lot done and we're basically just marching towards getting it all wrapped up!!!

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PATREON DOWNLOAD LINK!

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GAME UPDATE TOMORROW!!!

We're polishing up some last-minute fixes. Once again this is NOT THE FINAL RELEASE as anticipated. I got sick.

However, we got a lot of new stuff this update so stay tuned~

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UPDATE TO THIS MONTH'S RELEASE

Well. We were making good time for a chrimbas release and then I got sick...So things fell behind again.

There WILL still be a game update this month! It just will NOT be the final update I would have liked. The final game is now slated to be completed in January.

Stick tight while we wrap things up for ya'll~

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THIS MONTH:

WE'RE GONNA FINISH "SWEET"!!! I'm gonna bust my ass to get it all wrapped up by Christmas because tbh I'm ready for it to be done lol. We have a pretty good shot! 

As such, I don't really have anything else planned for the time. I apologize to lower tiers that kind of means I don't have much to offer but, once the update is done I plan to dump a lot of the art and such like usual so look out for that~

ADDITIONALLY! At some point I'll get around to releasing "MOOO" as a big fi...

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"SWEET" GAME UPDATE!!!

Same link as always:

DOWNLOAD LINK FOR PATREONS 

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BIG UPDATE EVERYONE This took a while to get around to, sorry about that! We've got some more new levels and bosses as well as some much-needed features like the CHECKPOINT and the COMPENDIUM! So check it out~ Honestly, I expected to have a fourth level but things kind of piled up. I'm really hoping to wrap up the game by...

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MOOO. PG31 (FINAL)

THAT'S IT FOLKS~! MOOO-VE ALONG~!

Would you believe I drew all 31 pages in a four-day hyperfixation back in July? I hope yall enjoyed this as much as I did! I'm scheduling this way ahead of time so I have no idea what the response to this whole thing is gonna be by the time this goes up. At the very least, this was one of my favorite comic projects.

Thanks to everyone for reading~!

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2022-11-25 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

MOOO. PG29-30

The penultimate pages! Finally too fat to feed~

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GAME UPDATE THIS MONTH!!!

I realized I COMPLETELY FORGOT to make a post about this.

YES! There is another monthly update on the way. I planned on sending out a small bug update last month and just got swept up in stuff so it didn't happen. Expect everything to just get lumped into this one. 

We've got a lot to do so I may be quiet until it's finally ready to send so just hang on tight~

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MOOO. PG27-28

I love a blob figure that's basically just a wall of fat with a face.

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MOOO. PG26

I love when a regular release schedule lines up with the calendar FUCK that's so hot. We're starting and ending the final chapter this month folks.

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MOOO. PG25

The script for this page just said: (all sfx)

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MONSDAY!!!

POKEMON MONDAY STREAM GET IN!

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MOOO. PG23-24

Honestly? These are my two favorite pages. I'm very about this. 

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SWEET! NEW NAME AND NEW UPDATE!

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HAPPY HALLOWEENY NERDS! We finally got a title and a new update out for ya'll! Check it out at the link below! Be sure to let us know what you think either here or over on the discord!

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2022-10-21 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

HALLOWEEN UPDATE THIS WEEKEND! SWEET! (FAT DOOM)

I'm shooting for Friday but there are some issues that need to be ironed out first and if things aren't done then it'll be Saturday. Either way the next game update is out this weekend! 

That'll be two new levels and two new bosses! I know ya'll are excited to see more of the SFOAS girls~ Stay tuned!

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MOOO. PG21-22

For some reason: Wearing a cow bell is hornier than wearing cow-print bikini's and leather thigh-high boots.

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MOOO. PG20

The good news is, the bigger they get the easier the art is becuase they're just so ROUND.

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THIS MONTH - HALLOWEENY UPDATE~

We're hard at work getting a real chunky update ready in time for the holidays! Get ready for more "FAT DOOM" (yes I swear that won't be the name I swear) sometime in the next few weeks here! 

We got quite a bundle of new levels/bosses honestly I can't wait for ya'll to play~

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MOOO. PG19

The timing ended up perfect for this single page because September has so many fuckin' fridays in it this year.

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MOOO. PG18

Honestly I didn't know how to end this chapter. 

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PEARL UPDATE!!! "FAT DOOM" ver 0.1

I intended to save Pearl for a later release but I need to see how ya'll feel about this fight so you get some early game testing for the end of the month because the next update may be deep in Oct.

Also, I'm going to be a good developer and actually label the game versions going forward so it'll be more clear which update we're on.

Also also, I added a new SECRET gun to the game in Lv 1. See if you can find it~

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2022-09-23 21:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

FAT DOOM PREFORMACE UPDATE

I swear I SWEAR we'll have a better name soon. But anyways:

The project had a LOT of lag issues and minor bugs. Those should all be ironed out. There is NO NEW CONTENT but I think you'll find the game runs a LOT smoother if anyone feels like playtesting.

The only new "content" is now you can use the "character select" and see the second bunny! But yeah that's about it. 

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MOOO. PG16-17

HE DID IT! HE SAID THE THING, THE TITLE! WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW!

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FAT DOOM (WORKING TITLE)

Alright ya'll consider this the official announcement of our next big project "Fat Doom" (For real we will have a different name eventually) we're starting back up the "Game Dev" benefits and I'll make another post detailing that but basically:

GAME LINK BELOW AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE PATREON'ING AT $8 AND UP!

GAME DISCUSSION AVAILABLE TO THE "GAME DEV" CHANNELS ON DISCORD!

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