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MOOO. PG14-15

Hey guys what fucking onomatopoeia does a milker machine use??? Cuz I'm fighting for my fucking life.

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MOOO. PG13

These next few pages are why we can't put this comic up on Twitter

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NEXT MONTH:

ANNOUNCEMENTS JUST IN TIME!!!

Now that the game jam is over I'm gonna try to really put the nose to the grindstone and get something out for yall. I WANT to have something playable in the next month to show off the current game project, but I'm going to hold off any official announcements until it's ready. 

Game project work WILL be exclusive to the $8 tier as before! But I will announce when we put content up for that.

Additionally, MOOO will continue every Friday as s...

HOARD. (WEIGHTGAMING GAME JAM 2022 ENTRY!)

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Do YOU want to build an empire of gold-hoarding little kobolds? Now you can!

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This year’s entry for Weightgaming’s 2022 game jam! What could be greedier than roping shortstack little lizards into an app-based mlm~? Check out the link ...

HOARD_ART DOWNLOAD!!!

And as usual here's the game art pack! This one's pretty sparse as this game was small and the kobolds are all in pieces lol. 

Download attached!

MOOO. PG12

Gee Beau, how come your farm lets you have HUGE TITS!?

Is that anything? Is any of this anything?

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MOOO. PG 10-11

Lost in the Sauce.

Honestly page 11 is one of my favs.

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GAME JAM POLL!!!

I MADE THE POLL WRONG THE FIRST TIME!!! PLEASE RE-VOTE!!!

We're starting work on this year's Weightgaming GAME JAM after missing last year's lol. But I'm curious, which kind of characters would yall like to see? I'm mostly trying to decide between human/dragon but I'm going to include body type as well. (I have no  idea how to ask for this without using gendered lan...

MOOO. PG8-9

Honestly I think it's funnier to interpret the tone of the farmer's answer as less like "hehe we're tricking you" and more "Don't worry! We made sure you don't EVER stop eating! UwU Because what else would you be worried about?"

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MOOO. PG7

Chapter starts/ends are gonna just be one page fridays because pacing. 

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August and Beyond

I meant to have this done before the payout rollover but things got hectic again.

We've got a game project in the works! The cafe game I had mentioned before is being shelved (for the time being at least) for another. I don't want to make any big announcements about it yet but progress is going smoothly! I hope to have something playable out soon to give yall a taste!

While that's in production: "MOOO" will have regular Friday releases for the rest of the month and beyond. So look...

MOOO. PG6

And then they went home so we'll never know. Haha jk~

END CHAPTER ONE!

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MOOO. PG4-5

Gee I sure hope they were hungry!

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MOOO. PG2-3

Haha lol makeover time~ hahaha

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MOOO.

The gods found it funny to strike me with hyperfixation and I made an EXTREMLY self-indulgent comic. And now you all get to experience it with me. I'm going to be making regular Friday posts until it's done so strap in~

(I'm doing the first page today since I didn't have it last friday)

Oh Bee-have~

FINALE OF SFOAS MONTH~!!! I was real excited to get to draw all the gouls this round. Finishing things off with the queen bee herself~

DINNER PARTY~!

SFOAS MONTH CONTINUES~!!! Time to join Stacy for dinner~<3

ACCEPT ALL COOKIES~?

I actually have a clever title this time. SFOAS protag enjoying the work "benefits"~

Just another manic monday~

It's SFOAS month in case you didn't notice~ 

Anyways just have to eat your way through monday~!!!

VICTORIOUS~

WEDNESDAY POST BECAUSE THERE WAS NO FRIDAY POST.

That's the best title idea I had and it's not even a pun or anything. Anyways would you believe this is my first Victoria commission???

COMMISSIONS CLOSED! CHECK YOUR EMAILS!

I'm closing this commission run! If you sent a request check your emails for a confirmation email!!!

**I DIDN'T SEND EMAILS FOR DECLINED COMMISSIONS** Sorry about that, I usually do but I've got a lot going on and didn't have time last night. If you did not receive an email then I did not pick up your commission. If you want a specific response from me, just message! I can check. 

STREAMB

STREAMB TODAY~!!!

NOTHING PLANNED NEXT MONTH.

For the next month or so I'm going to be...basically homeless? (No worries, I have places to stay) while I look for a new apartment. As such, it's going to be difficult to create content. 

I won't be making anything for a while, so this is your warning in case you need to cancel your pledge. However, I don't like asking this, despite being able to create anything for a time I'm going to be in a precarious financial situation. I'd deeply appreciate anyone who could stick around unti...

VAMPIRE BUTT~!!!

I'm too distracted by ass to make a good pun here. I'M SORRY I FORGOT THIS AGAIN!!!

SEXY VAMPIRE ART PT. II~!!!

I did forget Friday art

Today is my big move out so it kind of got lost in the shuffle. My computers are packed so it'll have to go up later sorry about that ^_^;

Fat Jack~

It's fat vampire hours baybee~!!! Commission for a pal.

Office Expansion~!

I'm sure I've made this title pun before but I can't remember and neither should you! I'm scheduling this one ahead of time but I think it comes out April Fools? so you'd think I'd have some better material. 

And the grapefruit gets the pancake!

Hey maybe she should slow down...

Anyways mORE FRUIT NINJAS!!! For my pal Piffle~<3

Armando~

Commission for CluClyde!

Lunch with friends~

Belly of the Beast~

TF comic for Barn!!! Who went ahead and did the coloring as well! So consider this one a collab~

I've been wanting to do more TF stuff lately...