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COMMISSIONS 3/11!!!

***BE SURE TO READ!!!***

I'm taking a super limited run of commissions because my time is short! I will NOT be taking any comic commissions this run and would prefer single-character images. So if that's you? Great! See the form below.

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COMMISSION FORMS WILL BE ACCEPTED THROUGH 3/13 at which point I will choose the ones I can do and respond to everyone if I'm doing yours or not. Expect an answer by Monday.

2022-03-11 18:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post

A Taste of Her Own Medicine

Henriette tests the results of her formula~

I need yall to do more commissions of my girls so I'll actually draw them lol. I've been dying to do something with Henriette for a while~

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Great Ball Of Fire~!

Get it? Cuz she's so spherical like this? No? I'm really bad at these descriptions guys.

Commission of the insatiable Sizzle after a voracious evening~

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MARCH PLANS!

More commissions! And Friday art posts! 

Start of next month (next friday the 4th) I'll be opening up commissions again! Expect regular weekly art as scheduled. I'm floating the idea of another WG drive towards the end of next month, but it depends on my schedule. 

Honestly I don't have much more than that as I set things up and...

I'm moving to NYC~! Which is kind of a big deal and going to eat up a lot of time when my lease goes up. So the future is going to be v...

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Miah-moo-ray

"Mi Amore" an attempt at a pun that likely falls short. 

I honestly really like sergals I'd love to do more in the future~

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THE CALAMITOUS CAKE DEMON!!!

HOW IS JUPITER GIRL GONNA GET OUT OF THIS ONE!? The same way she always does apparently~

Commission for my good pal Piffle (check out her patreon for some great big ladies~) of her superb silver-age super-gal "Jupiter Girl" who I love.  

Transparent vers is for memes.

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FEBURARY PLANS

My first week of February got disrupted so this is a late:

Hey isn't it messed up that you get less paid hours in Feburary but rent still charges the same? Anyways. 

Things are gonna come back around to normal this month. I'm going to try and open up commissions THIS FRIDAY! And get back onto weekly art.

I'm debating starting up a monthly sketch tier to replace the $10 game dev tier while we don't have any projects going on and maybe do a weekly sketch stream with that?...

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BUG UPDATE 1/6/2022

I'd been putting this off for a while becuase, honestly? I just didn't want to do it lol. But I've finally gotten out the big update fixing a number of issues ya'll found since the game came out.

[ SEE THE POST ON ITCHIO FOR A COMPREHENSIVE LIST ]

In general I'm pretty pl...

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SNAILCRAFT CONTINUES

We're still minecraft twitch streamers

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SFRPG FREE-TO-USE ASSETS

edit: changed the link to an itchio download instead of dropbox cuz it made more sense.

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I'm doing an experiment and dedicating a large number of SFRPG assets and characters to the public domain for anyone to use. PLEASE be sure to read the license information if you intend to use these assets and keep in mind it only applies to assets in the folders provided by the link. 

I would honestly love to see folks make their own games out of these assets and encourage other...

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PLANS FOR JANURARY

I really thought I had this queued up before whoops.

Honest-to-god I have no plans to do anything this January. If you want to skip supporting a month this would be the month. Game is released publicly now so all future updates will no longer require pledging. 

Speaking of updates: I plan to have a bug update out in about a week or so, but my timeline has been thrown asunder by more car problems that has left me stranded at my parents house without my full work setup. So we'l...

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SUPER FATTY RPG - EXPANDED **OUT NOW**

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Welcome to Limbo! Unfortunately, you are dead. But that doesn’t matter. Enjoy the liminal wonders of Limbo! A disorienting eternity of indulgence and danger! Eat and be eaten to your hearts content! Submit yourself to morally questionable scientific testing! And uncover the dark forces battling for supremacy ov...

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SFRPG - EXPANDED **FREE DOWNLOAD FOR PATREONS**

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It's finally finished! It's finally here!!! And just in time for the holidays! Use the link below to claim your FREE DOWNLOAD! (if you haven't already)

[ FREE DOWNLOAD LINK ]

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BUG UPDATE!!!

What it says on the tin. I really meant to have this done weeks ago but I got real sick UmU so hopefully this fixes a lot of the minor issues ya'll have had (like the Kaiju ending) 

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YES!!! You can carry over saves this time! Find your game folder and "sav" files should be under the "game.exe" simply pull them out. Delete the rest of the old game files, and put the saves back into...

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GAME UPDATE AND PUBLIC RELEASE THIS MONTH

For those who don't follow me on Twitter (not that I updated much on there either) I came down with something really bad for the last week or so and it's put a grinding halt on everything until I can really feel better. Shit sucks. I really wanted a bug update done but I've been unable to work.

So to clarify some things: 

PUBLIC RELEASE OF THE GAME IS ON DEC 20TH!!! That means anyone (not just Patreons) can purchase the game at that point! It's going to be $10 over on itch. H...

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GAME UPDATE!

YES! THIS IS IT! THE BIG FINAL VERSION! Patreons get first access for a few weeks until we go public in time for the holidays! So if there's any bugs, please help me find them now lol.

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**YOU CANNOT CARRY OVER SAVES THIS TIME AROUND** 

Sorry about that, if you want to skip to where you were use the "cheat room" at the top-left corner of your Apartment (I moved it and made it invisible, its the farthest left cabinet)

But a few things have changed and I suggest a...

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GAME RELEASE ON *MONDAY* THE 22ND

I know ya'll have heard me say "Friday" a lot but a lot is broken and I need time to smooth it over becuase honestly I'd rather just get it done in one than break it up into further updates again. 

So MONDAY will be the big "Final" version for ya'll just hold on tight~

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GAME BUGS GAME BUGS

OH MY GOD SO MANY

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SURVEY TIME~!!!

If you've got the time, I could really use some survey responses on what people want out of the game! Whether you've played it or not. 

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BUG UPDATE!!!

RE-DOWNLOAD GAME FROM THE POST HERE.

Follow instructions on itch.io on how to save your save-file.

**IF YOU HAVE CANCELLED YOUR PLEDGE FOR THIS MONTH, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO ACCESS THE UPDATE WITHOUT RE-INSTATING YOUR PLEDGE. HOWEVER, YOU WILL NOT BE CHARGED A SECOND TIME. YOU HAVE UNTIL NOV. 1ST TO DO THIS AND DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE WITHOUT BEING CHARGED**

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IMPORTANT QUESTION ABOUT PACING

I'm curious about how ya'll fell about the pacing of weight gain in the context of the game. I'm about to do some major balancing for the end and am curious what people would prefer. Note: I'm not going to take these results as a hard rule but, they will matter in how I consider things. So here's the options:

1) Slow burn. Feeding NPCs takes long-term dedication and is something to keep coming back to as you progress through the game. Getting one from it's starting point to full fatty f...

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GAME UPDATE!!! 10/22

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SPOOKEE SCARY UPDATE TIME!

NEW UPDATE! LOTS OF FIXES AND NEW PLOT! WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH THE GAME!

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DOWNLOAD LINK

TEST LIST/GUIDE

2021-10-22 18:06:50 +0000 UTC View Post

GAME UPDATE THIS WEEKEND!!!

Either Friday or Saturday depending on how much work I get done (I have been slow) but this weekend for sure. Sorry I've been quiet for a while between travelling and working. I hope you'll like what's all been added~

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OCTOBER PLANS

Alright gaymers here's a heads-up for October. I plan on trying to get a mini-update out! I thought the next update would be the "game complete" one in November but I started on a new area I think ya'll are gonna love~ 

sneaky preview~

Fridays will have new game art and, at some point, I'll put out the new area! Other chunks of the game will also be complete and polished for this upd...

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TILES UPDATE

We're getting closer to finishing I swear I swear. So I've taken some time to polish up the tiles and graphics!

Here's a before/after comparison of the "Outer City" strip! Wait till ya'll see the rest~

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I don't really have any other content for a bit so I might do better on uploading game updates and such so ya'll can see SOMETHING. If there's specifics yall want to see, let me know!

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NO GAME UPDATE NEXT MONTH

Next month I'm going to be busy as hell with a lot of non-art related stuff. I'll queue up some sprite work for Friday releases but I don't have much else to show.

I'd feel guilty taking a whole month of pledges without doing anything for it. So this just me giving a fair warning:

NEXT MONTH WILL NOT HAVE MUCH CONTENT. IF YOU WANT TO CANCEL YOUR PLEDGE BEFORE NEXT MONTH YOU SHOULD DO SO BEFORE THE 31ST! 

Of course, as always I do appreciate your continu...

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MINOR BUG UPDATE

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MINOR BUG UPDATE!!! You can save your files from the last update again HOWEVER, this may cause unusual bugs/crashes. Still follow the instructions under the post.

IF YOU HAVE ALREADY CANCELLED THIS MONTH'S PLEDGE: Itch.io only checks for CURRENT PLEDGES. You can still re-pledge until the end of the month, redownload and then cancel and Patreon will not charge you. Just be sure to do t...

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NEXT MONTH AND SFRPG BUG FIXES

So first off, I haven't been updating here as much as on the discord: I've done a number of bug fixes to SFRPG. Re-download the game (you can save your save files) if you haven't already.

Also, I wanted to give a heads-up that there will NOT be a game update next month. I plan to release some more game art for Friday art because honestly? I'm going to be very busy next month and don't have much planned. So I feel bad and want to give a fair warning in case anyone wanted to drop or cance...

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GAME UPDATE

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WOW-EE IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!

NEW UPDATE! LOTS OF FIXES AND NEW PLOT! WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH THE GAME! 

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2021-08-21 19:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

NEW GAME UPDATE THIS WEEKEND!!!

Holy shit I haven't advertised this because I've been busy with it, BUT YES!

We WILL get a new update this weekend. Possibly Saturday? Depends on how bug testing goes. I'll make an announcement when it goes up~

Remember that testing is for $8+ tiers and the best place to hear regular updates about it is on the discord! If you've linked your discord to Patreon you should have been automatically added!

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