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Bimbo Dice Deep Lore - Patreon Poll

So, as (I think?) I've said before, I want to make the $15 commissions for bimbo dice a bit more developed story-wise. Nothing too crazy, but more than the bare-bones stuff that is within the standard caption. After I'm done, I wanna do a sort of a mildly self-insert epilogue (Alex is my name irl and she's the "narrator"), where Alex uses the dice on herself. The only question is: how?

This will be a 2-4 page long caption series to be released after I'm done with all Bimbo Dice stuff so...

Bimbo Dice II - Gamebreak (Subject #137)

Transition fundraiser conclusion

Hi! So as you know, I started the bimbo dice event along with a fundraiser for my friend, who is currently starting his transition. All of the Patreon earnings from the previous month and the March->April billing has went into that goal - along with one very generous donation we got at the beginning of the month. In total, we managed to get 332 euro, which is more than DOUBLE the 150 euro I anticipated at the beginning. So, huge thanks from both of us, really. I'm so happy to see my best f...

Bimbo Dice II - Facial Focus (Subject #11)

So, sorry for the delay, I had a bit of a writer's block, as I decided to make the whole thing a bit more grand than the previous time and actually think of a storyline (it will happen throughout the longer captions, with the shorter ones being just "filler episodes" xD).

As for how it will work for Patreons, I've decided that the captions that will be taken from DeviantArt submissions will get published on both sites instantly, while ones suggested in here will get standard Patreon e...

Bimbo Dice 2 - A 4000 Watcher Celebration Event

Hi! So, I just hit 4000 watchers on dA. Big number. Blah blah blah. Anyway - I'm both super thankful, and super-surprised that I got this far, so I wanted to do an event to celebrate! 

In it, you will be able to go to https://xscaptions.neocities.org (the page takes a few seconds to load, so give it a moment) and roll (or pick, I can't stop you) a few transformations of your choice. If you want them to be made...

Sweet Dreams... - Poll Caption Series

So yeah, I tried to use gifs in this one. Also made a sta.sh mirror, just like the last time. 

https://sta.sh/21jb1i3dqbps (link!)

I'll be making a 4000 watcher special thingy very soon, and all of you beautiful Patreon people will be heavily involved, so stay tuned!

Bimbo Dice v.1.1.0

Sike! That last update was not actually the last. I'm prepping a 4k watcher special and I needed the Bimbo Dice in better form for it, so I updated it. It's now much cleaner, much less buggy and generally better to play around with. 

https://xscaptions.neocities.org

Full Changelog:

• Added a points system to optimize choice selection
• Added a CYOA mode
• Added a Sandbox mode
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Patreon Poll - February 2023

I wanted to make this one themed around a topic I've had circling around in my mind recently - abduction

Crowdfunding - Part 3a

So, you probably remember this series. As I said, I wanted to open up alternative branches in it some time ago. I finally got around to it, with this little piece. As you may see, our protagonist has gone a bit crazy with being transformed. Just as in previous parts of Crowdfunding, suggest and all possible continuations in the comments (although try to avoid paths that are to similar to ones that have already been done, e.g. - a full latex transformation, for example). 

I'll post ...

Get-Bimbo'd-Quick-Scheme - Part 1/2

So, this is one of the longer stories I started writing in October. I actually finished it quite soon, but was very unsatisfied with it. I added lots and lots of polish/smut to it around Christmas with much more exciting detail, I hope you enjoy it!

sta.sh mirror: https://sta.sh/014dwufm1zru

I finally figured out how to make powerpoint export stuff as gifs

Just thought I'd share that. For no reason ;)

Unlearning - The Oxford Dictionary

Birthday Gift - Short Story

So, uh, yeah I am not gone. After I made that last poll I was hit with some magical wave of creative energy and wrote the whole thing, lol. So even thought it didn't win it, here it is. It's also the first caption in the longer "short story-ish" format. Enjoy :) 

October 2022 Poll Caption Vote

I am NOT dead. Just tired. 

Crowdfunding - End [Latex]

I loved the idea the very second I've seen it. 

Open-ended on purpose ;) 

ALSO, If you've got other epilogue ideas, shoot. I love working with this format. 

Short update

I was a bit inactive in the first half of the month, in short - moving stuff. I... think I'm done with the "moving hangover" and I'll be trying to get back in track to writing for the second half of the month, should get a few captions out by its end :) 

Caption/Story Poll - October 2022

Gonna get into story-caption writing! Both of these are already pretty much half-written, so this month's poll is more about releasing what gets published first, as I'll likely release both options sooner or later (one in November, one in December probably) lol

Candace's Candy

So, yeah, this one is a bit different. I got really frustrated in the middle of writing it, because I had a much broader idea, but had to narrow stuff down to fit the caption format. It's... likely that I'll be branching out a little soon into writing stuff that's a bit longer, because I'm finding this frustration more and more common lol. 

Crowdfunding - Final [Plastic]

Sorry for the delay with this one, I'm moving this month and have been in an anxious/low mood because of that, so my creative energy was lowkey dead. It's not anymore, lol, so expect me to make up for the dryness in the past 3 weeks ;) 

Anyway, this is the last part of THIS PATH of crowdfunding. I really liked a few of the other propositions that were made, but ultimately did not make it through in the polls, so I'm going to make them into their own separate branches, with their ow...

irl bimbo brain strikes again

Soooo I was going to go and write the next crowdfunding caption and... I saw that I put in the wrong option in the Patreon poll (I copied it wrong... somehow???). 

Not sure what to do about this. I was going to explore multiple paths anyway, so I'll probably do the one that won overall first (silicone stuff) and then, later, do the Latex as compensation to the Patrons (as it was overall a very popular option among you + I freaking love the idea lol) 

Crowdfunding Poll - #3

Crowdfunding - Part [3]

As in previous parts - leave your suggestions below! 

Crowdfunding - Poll #2

Each vote here counts as three votes for the net amount of votes from here and dA. 

I failed a perception check

I was going to upload the 2nd part of Equivalent Exchanged to dA and noticed that... I reused a picture in it. Not just any picture, a picture I used like, 3 captions prior. How. 

Crowfunding - Part [2]

As before - go wild with the suggestions in the comments! 

Crowdfunding Poll #1

Props to Patreon for being the first social media ever not to fuck up a design update

Like, they actually made it better??? I had no idea social media companies were capable of this. This is only my first impression, but so far I'm shocked that this is possible. 

Caption Poll - July 2022

Very tame poll this month lmao

Crowdfunding - Part 1 (READ DESCRIPTION - INTERACTIVE)

I was writing one of the Poll Captions from past months when I had an idea - why not spice it up a little. So here's the spice:

In this caption series, Patrons (that is - you guys :) ) can suggest changes that will be done to the main character (underneath each post in the series). The changes should be, in general, incremental, getting more and more severe as the series progresses. Making these suggestions is available to Tier 2 Patrons and above. 

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