Xsentatia

Tier III is probably going to be back in action!

Recently, my problem stopped being "I don't have enough caption ideas" and started being "I have too many ideas and don't know which one to write about".

Later this month (roughly in a week or so), I'll be restarting the caption polls for a while, so I'm giving ya'll a heads up since you need to be Tier 3 to vote in them :)

Also I've been thinking of giving Tier 4 and Tier 5 actual purpose, since... they've been just kinda of here for a looong time. Any ideas?

Patreon Caption - February 2025

So... the hiatus kinda extended itself. Sorry! School really kicked my butt this semester.

But! In the meantime, I thought of something. I've been trying to make my captions more readable for a long, long while now - literature format wasn't working, as fewer people actually read the stories, so here's a different solution - vertical orientation!

I want your geniuine thoughts on it! Is it better or worse than horizontal? I feel like the stories are far, far ...

Back!

I'm going to be writing again soon, although its been a little hard giving I randomly leaned a lot into irl bimbofication this month (u can check it out on my tumblr! https://www.tumblr.com/blog/lexxiesbimboboobs)

I want to kinda change the way I write for good this year. I've been growing really tired of the way I structure the caption format (mostly the fact that it's very hard to read them properly...

Mental health, your close ones and a Christmas Break.

Content warning for suicide. Yeah.

This is a very atypical post for here, but a week ago, one of the closest friends of my girlfiend killed himself. Christmas is coming soon and I'd love you all to hug your loved ones extra tight. And tell them you love them, out loud. Especially if you rarely do. If you know somebody who struggles, even if they seem fine, be there for them. Remind them that they matter, that it is not hopeless, that they are not broken. Please.

And if you're stru...

Patreon Captions - November 2024

This is not the end of it!

Posts will be out on 1st/2nd December

Spending the weekend outside of home and I don't have my software (powerpoint lol). Two big caps are already done and written (Relaxing a Goth Pt. 2 and Pt. 3), with the second part probably being the most horny thing that ever came out of my writing lol.

October 2024 - Patreon Captions

THERE'S A STORY IN THE ATTACHMENT DO NOT MISS IT!

Archive of all of my stories and captions

I'm putting all of my stories and captions to a Google Drive folder for easy access. This is something I promised long ago in the Patreon supporter tier, but I have completely lost track of it and stopped doing it quite a while ago.

It's not finished yet, I have to go through Patreon and my PC to look for errant stories I completely forgot about and put them there, but by the end of the weekend everything should be included.

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September 2024 - Patreon Captions

Sorry for no content for July! Wrote some extra-long stuff to compensate. I couldn't fit them into caption format and keep the readable, so they're in .docx on Google Drive.

Catch!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Br2m3vzl4_gbgQdFo5aaG8RsxJvnDbtuJYNEHEfxTp0/edit?usp=sharing

2024-09-29 11:50:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Another month, another situation

My girlfriend was in the hospital last week - came out with complications after her surgery and I was helping her recover. Suffice it to say, not the best mood to even think about horny stuff.

Anyway, I'll be using this to switch the date of uploads from the end of the month, to the beginning (like last month). Sorry for not letting you all know a bit sooner!

Late June 2024 Patreon Capts

I have the Wednesday off so it's technically the weekend

Quick announcement

Was ill and then my PC had issues which I just managed to fix thirty minutes ago. Didn't manage to upload in time, I'll compensate by throwing in an extra caption and upload on the weekend :)

Debimbofication - Parts 6 & 7

Hoping I can post the 8th (and final) part + PDF tomorrow, but no hard promises! Did manage to pass all my exams though!

Thank you for staying!

I should be done with exams mid-to-late June, expect some nice caps then :)

Exam session took my caps away

Yeah, idk what else to say. Exam session hit much harder than I expected it would this month. I wanted to write something last minute today but I've got no time. Sorry. I should be back on track next month, but feel free to cancel subscribtions :/

April 2024 - Patreon Caption (Debimbofication...? + Standalone)

I'm trying to do a bit better formatting in the captions, as I realized that smaller text with more space between the lines seems to be more readable, than bigger text with little space between them. If that's incorrect, comment and I'll change it back haha.

Also really proud of The Voice, one of the best caps I ever did lmao

Captions tomorrow

I was going to post them today, but something came up and I've still got 1 more to finish and some proofreading to do. I will post them tomorrow, if any of you miss them because of subscriptions expiring, shoot me a message (here or on dA), I'll sent them to you :)

March 2024 - Patreon Captions (Debimbofication...? - Parts 1-3)

Here's the March captions. They're not very exciting yet, it's mostly setup for a... subversion of a subversion.

February 2023 - Patreon Captions

Apologies for only two captions this month (I think that they're of high quality, though), February was crazy with both work and Exams. I'm trying to keep consistent with writing *anything* every month, but I didn't want to force out a sub-par story to meet a quota. 

Anyway, I have an idea for a longer caption series for March and April, as well as a few more standalone caps, so stay tuned for more!

January 2024 - Patreon Captions (Treatment For Stress)

Bimbofication - now with they/them pronouns. 

December 2023 - Patreon Captions (Early Access)

This drop has the new bimbo dice caption series, I tried formatting them in a more minimalist fashion, as I think I've been going a bit too far with the colors in some of my past caps. 

This is also the way I'll be dropping Patreon caps, I'll add a link to a google drive with an archive of them all soon-ish so that Patrons don't have to scroll through the entire page to find new stuff. 

I'll also try to sync up the release schedules from dA in a way that dA is about 3 mo...

Captions dropping tomorrow

Just posting to let you all know that I'll be posting 3 caps tomorrow :>

Applying the suggestions

So the post that I made asking for suggestions got two replies pointing out my upload schedule, which made me realize how freaking horrible it is. I've been so busy with life that I didn't even notice. 

I want to make some sort of a commitment to post create more caps, albeit that's hard with ADHD. The goal will be to make a caption per week, but keep in mind that it's more of a thing I'll be striving for, than a guarentee. 

At the end of the month, I'll be making conten...

Patreon Redesign/Update Ideas?

Hi! For a while now I've been thinking about doing a little Patreon redisign. Add some new tiers, maybe rework existing ones, and give it all a graphical overhaul to boot.

Since you're all here I thought I'd ask you what you'd like to see from me, as a Patreon subscriber. Exclusive content? Something to replace the voting (which I have ran out of ideas for)? Comissions?

Anything goes, suggest away!

Goth Dice (Bimbo Dice Halloween thing)

Yes, halloween was 3 weeks ago. No, I don't care. I saw a CYOA on Reddit by u/Eatyourdesertfirst (Based on Bimbo Dice, which is an honor in of itself) and I got inspired to make a short caption out of it. Hope you enjoy!

CYOA LINK: https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfwcyoa/comments/17ghfnc/commen...

Bimbo Dice - pt. 3 and pt. 4

Took a while. Whoops. 

Bimbo Dice II - Dumb Debunk (pt. 1 & 2)

I had an incredibly busy (albeit positively) July, so I didn't have much time to wriite captions this month. I hope to release the second half of this series early next month <3 

Patreon Poll - June 2023

College just ended, for now, so I'm about to get to work on the next bimbo dice commission. I'm fully focused on that, so I'll just let you all pick between the two that are left. 

Both will be done, don't worry. Just a matter of priority (and me not wanting to start a different project until I'm done with this one)

PDFs of past stories dump

Yeah, I forgot to make the PDFs of a few of the previouas caption series. Sweet Dreams isn't here since it can't be made into a .pdf without breaking the gif! But yeah, enjoy and sorry for forgetting them lol 

Bimbo Dice II - Cursed Charity (FULL)

After some procrastinating and some college bs I had to deal with, here's the first multipart from the Bimbo Dice event. Don't worry, there's more where that came from! 

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