Boy howdy Dragons and Birdwatchers! If you go back through the archives you'll see I've dabbled once or twice in the past with AI-generated images, but (and this really should go without saying on Patreon) besides those pictures I just want to reiterate that all my captions and stories are 100% generated from my perverted flesh-brain. So thanks for continuing to support me and my writing :) Also I'm hearing in the news that certain payment vendors are crackin...
2025-07-28 11:23:37 +0000 UTC
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Hooooow's it goin' doods Dragons and Birdwatchers! Life's been busy this last week here, but it's nice to get to sit down and smash out some captions. See if you can spot a (not exactly well-hidden) reference in this latest Patreon caption to a certain early-00s film.
In TG Caption - Sisterhood Pants, a magical pair of jeans is put to the test by one temporary lady...
text only: 2025-07-21 12:00:49 +0000 UTC
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Kawaii~ Dragons and Birdwatchers! I've been obsessed with watching a certain 'follically-challenged' streamer run the new horsegirl-racing gatcha game recently, so what better time to write something in that spirit? Especially when it comes to the challenges that might arise from the usual kind of over-endowed body you see in these caps...
In TG Caption - Racing Tracks, it's nothing but special favors the track for this re-inca...
2025-07-14 11:19:34 +0000 UTC
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Oi oi Dragons and Birdwatchers! I'm not American, but in the spirit of the US of A's big Day of Independence (and by extension, a much-welcome flood of hot blondes in tight bikinis) here's a cap to wet your whistle! A few days customarily late, of course.
In TG Caption - July Fifth, one boorish guy experiences something far worse than a hangover...
text only: 2025-07-07 10:23:31 +0000 UTC
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Whoop, there it is Dragons and Birdwatchers! Last one for the 'financial year', and a rare five captions in a single month period. Steam Summer Sale is on for the gamers among us (ඞ) so get on those deals while they're hot 'n' fresh.
In TG Caption - Local Haunt, a young man finds a very unusual ghost in a beachside shack...
text only: 2025-06-30 11:48:45 +0000 UTC
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Everybody wants to rule the world Dragons and Birdwatchers! Sometimes life sucks. But think about this: in a lot of these captions, with these boys-turned-girls, their life sucks too! Sometimes figuratively, often literally... usually both.
In TG Caption - Totally Spying, an undercover job is sabotaged with big results...
text only: 2025-06-23 11:09:03 +0000 UTC
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Sah' Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for waiting an extra day - Blu has been out on the town the last couple days. Not much to report, except that we're coming up on four years of Patreon(!!!) which is still absolutely insane to me. So thanks to those of you, new and old, who have stuck around.
In TG Caption - Fifteen Pounds, a weight-loss scheme for the woman next door has a twist...
text only: 2025-06-17 11:22:02 +0000 UTC
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Moo Dragons and Birdwatchers! Anybody else been playing Marvel Rivals these last few months? I'm obsessed, honestly, even if I'm always stuck playing Vanguard tank. But if anybody has any ideas for a Rivals-themed TF (specifically, Squirrel Girl!) lemme know in the comments!
In TG Caption - Ultro Milk, indentured servitude means selling your soul to the company store for one young man...
text only: 2025-06-09 11:16:26 +0000 UTC
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Today was a good day Dragons and Birdwatchers! This week's main page upload is going to be a day late due to unforeseen circumstances, but if you liked last week's caption, let's just say you'll appreciate this one.
In TG Caption - Crying Loud, a cursed ring results in an 'expanded' world view...
text only: 2025-06-02 11:26:37 +0000 UTC
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'Sup Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today we've got a two-for-one special on age progression bodyswaps - one here, and one on the main page. Which one's your favorite?
In TG Caption - Heavy Showers, the hot neighbor finds a magical ring on a walk...
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2025-05-26 10:54:54 +0000 UTC
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I like shorts - they're comfy and easy to wear Dragons and Birdwatchers! Crazy how we're at 200+ captions here now, absolutely wild. Can't believe we got 216 Patreon-exclusive BluByrdy captions before GTA VI.
In TG Caption - Indentured Servitude, a debt must be paid by a brand-new maid...
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2025-05-19 10:30:28 +0000 UTC
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Mhm Dragons and Birdwatchers! We've got a cute lil caption this week for your perusal, and the second half of a two-parter on the main page coming shortly. Probably should have put something out with a Mother's Day theme, but perhaps soon. The world could use more age progression captions, that's for sure.
In TG Caption - Shower Girls, being the perfect lover ain't all it's cracked up to be...
text only: 2025-05-12 12:45:26 +0000 UTC
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It is Sunday/Monday my dudes Dragons and Birdwatchers! What's been keeping everybody busy? It's been a quiet week here at the HQ as things begin to cool into winter, so the jackets are finally coming out again. Cold.
In TG Caption - Sugar Cookie, a 'make easy money' trick has a heavy twist...
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2025-05-05 11:21:57 +0000 UTC
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Kroniichiwa~ Dragons and Birdwatchers! Big couple weeks in the world of vtubers, if you're into that side of the internet. And otherwise, we've got a couple caps (one here, one on the main page) about basement dwellers getting into trouble. Guess that's this week's theme.
In TG Caption - German Bier, an exchange student's body is taken for a risky joyride...
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2025-04-28 11:32:59 +0000 UTC
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Happy Easter Sunday Dragons and Birdwatchers! While I'm here pigging out on chocolate eggs, I hope that everybody is having a great time. Or at least getting to enjoy a few well-earned days of work. And to hopefully add to the festivities, see below for this week's previously-promised bunnygirl cap! Been trying to write more caps with some comedy focus, so let's see how the experiment works.
In TG Caption - Easter Avatar, a local delinq...
2025-04-21 08:28:36 +0000 UTC
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... Dragons and Birdwatchers! With Easter so soon around the corner, perhaps some sort of bunnygirl cap is in order for the season next week? Who doesn't find a tall pair of floppy ears kind of cute? Let's wait and see.
In TG Caption - Million Followers, a bitter former-man has to become viral in a month or she'll be stuck...
text only: 2025-04-14 09:05:44 +0000 UTC
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Kawaii Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for joining us again for another month. Part two of our saga comes today, and there's some more great caps on the way for later this week/month. Something to look forward to!
In TG Caption - Red Dress [Part Two], Mikaela is on the c(l)ock as midnight fast approaches...
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2025-04-06 07:21:44 +0000 UTC
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Konbakuwa Dragons and Birdwatchers! The BluByrdy writing PC is chugging along smoothly after the refresh and replacement, and hasn't exploded or anything yet. So that means (thankfully) we're back into the usual scheduled programming content.
In TG Caption - Red Dress [Part One], to overcome a curse an intrepid ginger must find a partner each day for a month...
text only: 2025-03-31 00:32:09 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for waiting all Dragons and Birdwatchers! As previously posted, last week my PC went kaput. Huge thanks to everybody who waited (which is probably you, if you're reading this) as well as all the kink folk who reached out. Thankfully no captions of value were lost (thanks, Google Drive!) but I did have to go and source a new SSD (no thanks, NVIDIA default graphics drivers...). Anyway, I would hate to think everybody misses out, so here's two captio...
2025-03-25 08:39:53 +0000 UTC
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Hey everybody!
Massive apologies, but my writing/editing computer has decided to spontaneously stop working (it's always the graphics drivers...) and while I do have a backup of my ready-to-go caps, I don't have another computer that has the editing program to fix up the spelling errors and grab the text-only before release. Whoops. So, uh, no cap this week. Sorry!
It'll be a double-feature this time next week so you won't be getting less captions ov...
2025-03-16 12:05:00 +0000 UTC
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Friends, Romans, and countrymen Dragons and Birdwatchers! If you're a DeviantArt-only reader and looking for more BluByrdy, there's a decent handful of captions on the blog under the tag 'Removed' which contains all the caps removed from DeviantArt by moderation (as well as a handful that were too hot for DA in the first place). If you haven't seen 'em yet, why not give it a look? I think you'll like them. (2025-03-10 09:52:35 +0000 UTC
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Beware the ides of March Dragons and Birdwatchers! The body-swap three-parter Pokemon series is finally over, and today's uploads are ready to go. These were written on the main monitor while watching Northernlion spend multiple straight days trying to do trickshots on Twitch. Help me.
In TG Caption - Viral Victim, a mysterious new strain has marvellous consequences...
text only: 2025-03-03 10:02:42 +0000 UTC
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What's jamming Dragons and Birdwatchers! It's a short month this month (no leap years this time around the sun), and March will soon be upon us. How time flies! The third part to the Pokemon trilogy will be out shortly after this upload, so go check that out if you haven't already. Enjoy!
In TG Caption - Prez Day, a volunteer body swap with the school president offers a chance at 'relaxation'...
text only: 2025-02-24 08:27:50 +0000 UTC
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Whaddup Dragons and Birdwatchers! There's a new GIF caption on the main page to celebrate Valentine's Day, and we're getting part 3 to end off the current Pokemon-themed cap series in a few days. Hope you're enjoying the writing this month!
In TG Caption - Quick Snap, a NEET and a Thai exchange student also 'exchange' bodies...
text only: 2025-02-17 10:15:08 +0000 UTC
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Howzit garn Dragons and Birdwatchers! I hope everybody has been healthy, wealthy and wise this last week or so. It's been busy here doing some out-of-season Spring cleaning, but there's always time for writing up caps! Like so...
In TG Caption - Frat House, a transformed former 'bro' is teased by his 'buddies'...
text only: 2025-02-11 02:20:40 +0000 UTC
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Uwu Dragons and Birdwatchers! It's a beautiful day, and your weekly caption is as always ready to go. Thanks again for your support: DA is continuing to occasionally take down older captions of mine (check the Blogger page for the missing stuff), so if you're reading this you are much appreciated!
In TG Caption - Bubble Bath, an attempt at relaxation is thwarted by unexpected floatation...
text only: 2025-02-04 04:19:29 +0000 UTC
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What's golden Dragons and Birdwatchers! Happy to be here. On the inside-scoop there's an upcoming Pokemon-themed three-parter on the way in the next few weeks that I think the fellow fans are really going to enjoy! But here's this week's exclusive to tide you over while you wait.
In TG Caption - Asia Major, a travelling student gets a 'life-changing' experience in China...
text only: 2025-01-28 10:10:29 +0000 UTC
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olleH Dragons and Birdwatchers! Hope it's a fine kind of day, wherever you are and whatever you're doing. January 20th also marks (on the unofficial calendar) Ice Cube's It Was A Good Day, for those rap fans among us.
In TG Caption - Tabletop Tizzy, recovery for one Venus Flu sufferer is long-lasting...
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2025-01-20 09:53:45 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to the jungle Dragons and Birdwatchers! Not much happening back in BluByrdy HQ this week, besides getting some of the usual writing in. This week's a new cap, and I think it's one you're going to like. Enjoy!
In TG Caption - Nerd Vengeance, a plan to pick on a plucky pipsqueak goes sour...
text only: 2025-01-13 12:03:03 +0000 UTC
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Happy new year Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for sticking around for another revolution around the sun. As always, 52 weeks in a year, 52 caps on the way - welcome to 2025! [ CW: INC3ST (Bro-Sis Swap) ]
In TG Caption - Returned Favor, a bullied little brother gets a magical revenge...
text only: 2025-01-06 11:07:04 +0000 UTC
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