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TG Caption - Mighty Airbags [Part One]
Greetin's Dragons and Birdwatchers! Been a good long while since we've had a two-parter for the Patreon, so here's one for you to enjoy. Full of all the embarrassments and awkwardness-es that you've (hopefully) come to enjoy at our characters' expense.
In TG Caption - Mighty Airbags [Part One], our age-progressed gender-swapped hero goes on a quest to the specialty bra store...
text only: 2026-01-19 08:57:32 +0000 UTC
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TG Caption - Long Haul
Blessings be upon this post Dragons and Birdwatchers! Sometimes I wonder just how big is too big. Of course, that implies the existence of 'too big' to begin with.
In TG Caption - Long Haul, our hapless protagonist is volunteered for an extreme AutoCloset experiment...
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TG Caption - Nature's Nightmare
Konbakuwa Dragons and Birdwatchers! And happy new year! Welcome to 2026 and welcome once again to the BluByrdy Patreon: the captions where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
In TG Caption - Nature's Nightmare, a polluting slob becomes Mother Earth's most reluctant warrior...
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2026-01-05 10:57:51 +0000 UTC View PostTG Caption - Spam Clicker
Happy new year Dragons and Birdwatchers! Well, not quite yet - it's still a few more hours until the fireworks start popping off. Got any resolutions this year?
In TG Caption - Spam Clicker, a cursed ad on some adult site turns a guy into a thick-bottomed beauty (and his girlfriend doesn't mind)...
text only: 2025-12-31 01:37:56 +0000 UTC
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TG Caption - Delivery Elf
Merry Chrysler Dragons and Birdwatchers! And welcome, finally, to the fun end of the year. Hope everybody's having a wonderful winter/summer season. Just a quick heads-up that I'll be away from the keyboard for a few days after posting this, so I won't be available to take any comments or support requests for a little while. See you closer to the new year!
In TG Caption - Delivery Elf, a Christmas scrooge gets a very hard comeuppance......
2025-12-22 11:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostTG Caption - Sleeping Together [Part Two]
Welcome to the big show Dragons and Birdwatchers! Behold: part two of the aunt body-swap TF, with a little 'surprise' ending to top it all off. Hope you enjoy! Also, I recently participated in a collab with a few other cappers run by the fabulous Peepeepproducesmilk. Check out my latest Deviantart post for my contribution and a link to more.
In TG Caption - Sleeping Together [Part Two], the swapped nephew/aunt couple are still strugglin...
2025-12-15 09:12:26 +0000 UTC View PostTG Caption - Sleeping Together
Life's a beach Dragons and Birdwatchers! Been a while since I treated you amazing patrons to a two-parter, so here goes. Or maybe it could be even more than two parts...? Hope you like chubby aunties!
In TG Caption - Sleeping Together, a boy's plump aunt comes to stay for a while and the two really hit it off...
text only: 2025-12-09 09:47:49 +0000 UTC
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TG Caption - Relatively Unusual
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING Dragons and Birdwatchers! Now it finally 'tis the season. By which I mean the season at which eggnog begins to start flooding supermarket shelves again. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days then the government takes it away again.
In TG Caption - Relatively Unusual, a brother and sister are constantly bickering until they swap bodies...
text only: 2025-12-01 08:52:31 +0000 UTC
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TG Caption - Dorky Failgirl
Howdyaloha @Dragons and @Birdwatchers! Today debuts two captions depicting former bullies being transformed against their will into humiliating new roles in life... which one do you prefer? (Don't tell the free viewers, but I saved the best for you Patreon )
In TG Caption - Dorky Failgirl, a jock quarterback's social status gets flipped upside-down by one of his victims...
text only: 2025-11-24 09:42:58 +0000 UTC
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TG Caption - Shower Hog
G̷̟̅̅̈́o̷̖̩̥͘ò̷̰̞d̷͓̫͝ ̵̧͖̚ę̴͓̜̑̔̓v̸̘̔͂̇ȩ̸̦͔̈́͒n̵̨͔͛ͅi̷͇̐̎̓n̶̦͐̈́͒g̵͎͍̮͛͝͝ Dragons and Birdwatchers! 'Tis I, the bluest of birds. Or at least, a pretty blue-ish bird. Okay, maybe just a bird that wears blue-colored clothing a lot. Anyway, here's a new cap.
In TG Caption - Shower Hog, an alien virus gets caught in the drains of a long shower-er...
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TG Caption - Beachside Cafe
Holler at ya Dragons and Birdwatchers! With the spooky season now over, we slowly move into the winter festivities. Is Christmas music already playing at your local supermarket? Maybe it's not so jolly after all.
In *TG Caption - Beachside Cafe*, a leering beachgoers gets his long-awaited comeuppance...
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TG Caption - Broom Bust
Happy Halloween Dragons and Birdwatchers! I know it's still a couple more days until the night of scares is finally upon us, but we're celebrating a little early. After all, it's still pumpkin-spice season and all that jazz. Anyway, here's a witch-themed caption for you to enjoy in celebration of the spooky season.
In TG Caption - Broom Bust, the witch bloodline finally erupts during a young man's 21st birthday...
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2025-10-27 11:16:42 +0000 UTC
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TG Caption - Television Sucks
Speak friend and enter Dragons and Birdwatchers! We're quickly moving deep into the spooky season, but I haven't quite got anything ready yet. That said, you can expect a suitably festive caption in the coming week.
In TG Caption - Television Sucks, a remote to enter any TV show has accidental consequences...
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TG Caption - NEET Idea
I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today's exclusive is not targeted at anybody in particular. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Also, I have zero idea of what's going on in Smogon outside of Gen 3 OU doubles these days.
In TG Caption - NEET Idea, a basement-dwelling forum troll gets a much-needed comeuppance...
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TG Caption - Moostly Harmless
What's a hip, hop, the hippie Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for the wait while this caption writer temporarily migrated to warmer pastures for the spring season. Now I'm back at my computer and you're back to your regularly-scheduled programming with this week's caption.
In TG Caption - Moostly Harmless, a summer job at a barn becomes a permanent post after an unfortunate accident...
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TG Caption - Window Interview
Hooooooow's it goin' doods Dragons and Birdwatchers! Just wanted to give some notice that I'll be off on vacation for the next week or so and therefore won't be available for quick contact. For any inquiries, please pop me a message on Discord and I'll only be able to get to it when I can. Peace!
In TG Caption - Window Interview, an attempt to impersonate a teacher to impress the step-dad has unforeseen side-effects...
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2025-09-29 11:54:30 +0000 UTC View PostTG Caption - International Transfer
Greetings Earthlings Dragons and Birdwatchers! Ever wondered what it'd be like to be able to swap bodies with somebody in another country, instead of having to take a long, boring flight? Now imagine if that body is some top-heavy MILF? Well, read today's caption and you might get a little taste of it.
In TG Caption - International Transfer, a revolutionary inter-continental bodyswap program goes a little awry...
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TG Caption - One Week
Tips fedora Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for waiting an extra day over the usual upload cycle. Been thinking I should write more sci-fi and fantasy themed captions again. They seem fun, and ripe for some cross-cap worldbuilding. Something to think upon, anyway, as we continue to write these out. Also the Mapleford Incident collab uploads should now be over if you haven't had a chance to have a look (and you should!).
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2025-09-16 09:49:09 +0000 UTC View PostTG Caption - Baby Sitting
Bazinga Dragons and Birdwatchers! Have you had a chance to check out The Mapleford Incident collab yet? Check out my contribution and all the other talented writers here:(https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rwM7QZhE9IRNK4Bwq13BcGsZL5hwzVU_R2Cqbmpn4So/edit?tab=t.0)
In TG Caption - Baby Sitting, a father i...
2025-09-08 10:22:38 +0000 UTC View PostTG Caption - Office Flirt
'Sappenin Dragons and Birdwatchers! If you're reading this, it probably means you're a pretty big fan of TG/TF captions. So chances are pretty good that you'll be interested in reading more in the mega-collab that is The Mapleford Incident! A big group of writers (including yours truly) and friends of mine will be slowly releasing captions over the next couple weeks, so if you like what you see that's something to keep an eye on. Check it out here: 2025-09-02 12:45:36 +0000 UTC View Post
TG Caption - Train Tuna
Show me the m0ney Dragons and Birdwatchers! And it's nice to be back. Not much to report from the writer's desk this week, so I guess enjoy this week's caps :)
In TG Caption - Train Tuna, a favor becomes a nightmare on a busy subway...
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2025-08-25 09:22:11 +0000 UTC View PostTG Caption - Scientific Curiosity
Keep rollin' Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today I'd like to recommend a couple other cap creators you might want to check out if you haven't already - both Peepeeproducesmilk (https://www.deviantart.com/peepeeproducesmilk) and TGCapsCenter (https://www.deviantart.com/tgcapscenter) are two wonderfu...
2025-08-18 02:51:01 +0000 UTC View PostTG Caption - Ripe Melons
Kroniichiwa Dragons and Birdwatchers! Apologies again for the wait - won't go into too much detail but [REAL LIFE COMMITMENT] ended up swallowing up most of my week. But I'm glad to be back at my PC and ready to write and publish captions once again. The upcoming regularly-scheduled caption upload for the coming week will still come at the regular time and place (roughly 2 days from now), so hopefully you'll have a couple caps to enjoy back to back. :)
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2025-08-16 08:14:23 +0000 UTC View PostTG Caption - Maid Order
Merhaba Dragons and Birdwatchers! Apologies for the missing cap last week on the main page - there's a fresh one on the way right after this. Also! Just a heads-up that next week's Patreon cap here is going to be either a little early or a little late, depending on some vague upcoming events that will keep me away from my PC for a few days. Rest assured, I could never forget about all you wonderful people.
In TG Caption - Maid Order, a ...
2025-08-04 12:44:42 +0000 UTC View Post