Blessèd risings Dragons and Birdwatchers! Question for any Metal Gear fans in the Discord, actually: is the MGS Master Collection any good on PC? Have been hearing mixed things about the ports, but I'm definitely keen to work back through the trilogy again and finally finish it off.
In TG Caption - Neighborhood Change, A couple are the (un)lucky victims of a passing Role Exchanger...
text only: 2023-10-28 02:26:35 +0000 UTC
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Gnufrotz Dragons and Birdwatchers! And thanks for waiting - part three of the Oh Whoops series is finally here for everybody to enjoy. Halloween is also soon, so keep an eye out for some spooky-themed captions on the way within the next week or so (love this time of year).
In TG Caption - Oh Whoops [Part Three], Allen wakes up after a blackout hangover filled with regret...
text only: 2023-10-21 01:20:41 +0000 UTC
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Pialli Dragons and Birdwatchers! Another exclusive caption for you this week, and one of my recent favorites (if I do say so myself, haha) - hope you enjoy reading these stories as much as I enjoy writing them. Have a great weekend everybody!
In TG Caption - Beginner Archaeology, a young researcher finds a strange idol on a routine expedition...
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2023-10-14 01:19:42 +0000 UTC
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What's shakin', @Dragons and @Birdwatchers! Patreon seems to have completely changed the view feed (as well as my back-end for uploads) for some inexplicable reason, so if you notice that things are a looking bit weird or non-functional at the moment I'm hoping they get resolved soon. For those of you liking the current series I'm hoping to get out a potential part three for the Oh Whoops! series soon, so something to look forward to for the ...
2023-10-06 22:10:08 +0000 UTC
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Sul Sul Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for waiting. There's currently a poll running in the Discord if you haven't yet had a chance to vote for our next community caption (that's in #secret-polls📊), and if you were part of the previous caption request lottery those captions will be up on the main page soon. Today's caption is ready too: an unexpected sequel to last week's cap! It wasn't intended to be a series, but when inspiration (and ...
2023-09-30 15:11:32 +0000 UTC
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Lok'tar Dragons and Birdwatchers! Back to the usual schedule this week. Wrote out a few caps this week after being refreshed spending time of vacation (including this week's exclusive), so there's plenty to enjoy on the horizon over the next couple months.
In TG Caption - Big Whoops, a young man gets the ultimate revenge on his mom's old friend...
text only: 2023-09-23 00:46:12 +0000 UTC
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Nanu nanu Dragons and Birdwatchers! And thanks for waiting. Blu is now officially back from vacation (unfortunately...) but that means your latest exclusive cap is now ready (fortunately!).
INC3ST WARNING!!!
In TG Caption - Trophy Brother, a deadbeat gets a magical glow-up...
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2023-09-17 23:34:08 +0000 UTC
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Sithis be with you, Dragons and Birdwatchers! This one's slightly earlier than usual, as I'm off on vacation next week. Expect to see things a little quiet around here while I enjoy some time away from home. Don't worry though as there'll be a new cap waiting for you once I'm back, just a couple days later than usual.
Also, if you've been keeping up with the drama over at DA banning accounts, you can see my statement here: 2023-09-08 06:07:56 +0000 UTC
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What's cookin', Dragons and Birdwatchers! And welcome to spring (or autumn/fall, for you northern-hemisphere dwellers). Reminder that next week's usual Patreon caption will be a couple days early, and then the one following that will be a couple days late. And thanks as always for throwing a few bucks my way.
In TG Caption - Cow Tipping, a farm prank on a night out goes horribly wrong...
text only: 2023-09-01 23:30:24 +0000 UTC
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Tena koutou katoa Dragons and Birdwatchers! Hope it's been a great week, because it's been great here. Just a heads-up early on that I'll be out on vacation at some point in September, so there might be a few temporary changes to the upload schedule: don't worry, you'll just see a couple uploads earlier and later than usual.
In TG Caption - Becoming Karen, the Role Exchanger turns a young man into an entitled mom...
2023-08-26 02:28:42 +0000 UTC
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Ɛfɔa @Dragons and @Birdwatchers! This week's exclusive cap is a new format, an experiment with a style of writing like an audio log that's outside of my usual wheelhouse - I hope I was able to pull off a more optimistic kind of feeling in this one, and that you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it! :)
In TG Caption - Audio Log, overhear a recording of a new patient at the Venus Labs transformation clinic... *(not actually an audio recording, by the ...
2023-08-19 03:05:12 +0000 UTC
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Bright suns Dragons and Birdwatchers! We've got a wholesome story today, to mix up the usual bad ends, so that's something to enjoy if that's your style. Also! If you noticed that your Patreon charge got unexpectedly declined at the start of the month, I've been informed by Patreon that it was an issue that the site was running into with their payment vendors that has since been fixed. If you're reading this I assume you've worked out that it's all fine if yo...
2023-08-12 01:01:14 +0000 UTC
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Subakh ul kuhar Dragons and Birdwatchers! New week, new month, new caption. Currently nursing a massive hangover, but of course there's a hot new cap fresh out of the oven to welcome the new month!
In TG Caption - Biology Paper, a college student volunteers for an experiment suggested by his attractive lecturer...
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2023-08-05 04:58:43 +0000 UTC
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Wassup Dragons and Birdwatchers! The lottery from the previous two weeks is now closed, so if you're a winner (and indicated in the form that you'd like to be contacted), expect to hear from me in the channel you provided over the next few days. Thanks for putting your requests in everybody!
In TG Caption - Midnight Dip, a reluctant young man is dragged to a Swap Resort by his buddy...
text only: 2023-07-29 05:08:41 +0000 UTC
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Kia Ora Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for sticking around, and as usual, hope you've all been enjoying reading my captions. Don't forget to put in your submission on the request lottery if you haven't already (plenty of great responses, and it doesn't take long - https://forms.gle/ADnMiLmxcADsFHxo6) as I'll be running it for one more week. (and yeah, I know this picture is similar ...
2023-07-22 00:29:50 +0000 UTC
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Ia Orana Dragons and Birdwatchers! And thanks for sticking around, like always. And while I've got you here...
In case you missed it earlier this week, the Request Lottery is live! It's a short form to fill out with whatever dream caption idea has been on your mind. I'll be writing up 3 random submissions, so if you're interested be sure to get yours in and I'll get to work on them soon. Link here:
2023-07-15 04:38:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey Dragons and Birdwatchers! An unusual mid-week update!
Today is the announcement of the Patreon Request Lottery! Been looking forward to this one for a while. Basically, I've been wanting to open up requests for a while, but there's usually too much coming in to properly sort through it all. So here, my dear patrons, is the opportunity to put your chance in! If you've had a cap idea burning you've always wanted to see me cover, give it a s...
2023-07-12 08:27:36 +0000 UTC
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নমস্কার Dragons and Birdwatchers! It's a new month, and officially two years since I started the Patreon here. How time flies! And to celebrate the occasion, here's yet another cap: I really like this week's exclusive and I hope you do too. Also, keep an eye out over the next couple days... I have a poll on the way shortly, as well as something new we haven't tried before. If you're somebody who has a dream caption idea in mind, keep your eyes o...
2023-07-07 23:54:51 +0000 UTC
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Avuxeni Dragons and Birdwatchers! And welcome to July (well, depending on where you are in the world, it might be a few more hours yet). Currently feeling under the weather here at the moment, which mostly just means sitting indoors under a blanket and playing the new Ghost Trick Remake all day. No spoilers!
In TG Caption - Massive Campus, a freak accident swaps an engineering student into a bottom-heavy sorority chick...
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2023-07-01 01:12:18 +0000 UTC
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Madainn Mhath Dragons and Birdwatchers! (if you can't tell, I'm slowly running out of new ways of saying hello here, lol). We're coming up on the two-year anniversary for the Patreon which is pretty exciting! Might have to put something together to celebrate the big occasion - keep your eyes peeled :eyes:
As celebration of coming up on two years, I'm also putting together a sequel for one of the Patreon-only captions! Feel free to send me a DM here, vi...
2023-06-24 07:24:05 +0000 UTC
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Jolan'tru Dragons and Birdwatchers! Hope you're all doing well. I'm away from keyboard again this weekend, so this one is coming a little early. If you haven't yet, check out the new Choose-Your-Own-TG adventure on the main page - I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy it. Did you enjoy all 8 endings?
In TG Caption - Public Shopping, a body-swapper chooses the worst place to strike...
text only: 2023-06-16 12:40:17 +0000 UTC
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નમસ્તે Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today is National Donald Duck Day, so in celebration of fellow birds (as a bird myself) I salute our avian friends! We're also rapidly coming up onto my 500th caption... I have something prepared but it's not quite ready yet, so keep an eye out :eyes:
In TG Caption - Protein Powder [GIF], a desire for 'easy gains' leaves Mason with some strange changes...
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2023-06-09 23:26:37 +0000 UTC
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Howdy Dragons and Birdwatchers! After a brief hiatus to rewrite some bits of the much-awaited sequel to the previous part, here it is! Also, the poll in secret-polls:bar_chart: is closing today, so make sure to get your vote in if you haven't already.
In TG Caption - Green Days [Part Two], the story of Justine continues as she returns to class...
text only: 2023-06-03 02:08:57 +0000 UTC
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Excelsior Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today marks the release of the cap from the poll a couple months ago (I finally edited it and got it out, sorry for the wait!) and tomorrow will be the release of a new poll on the Discord #secret-polls📊 channel! Be sure to check it out at some point this week to cast your vote.
In TG Caption - Big Night - a young man sleeps with a lady on a night out with no idea she's ...
2023-05-27 01:19:17 +0000 UTC
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Zing Tha Dragons and Birdwatchers! And I hope everybody has been doing well - and is excited for an exclusive two-parter for Patron's eyes only! Yes, I was able to tear myself from Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom long enough to prep a two-part series for you to enjoy. So without further ado...
In TG Caption - Green Days [Part One], a former teacher gets a first-hand experience as a female student...
text only: 2023-05-20 00:20:44 +0000 UTC
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Selamat pagi Dragons and Birdwatchers! Today the new Zelda released, so that's my new hyper-obsession for the next couple weeks while I obsessively re-explore the world of Hyrule again. But thankfully, I was able to drag myself away long enough to make this upload.
In TG Caption - Last Case, a hotshot lawyer gets his comeuppance with a big job change...
text only: 2023-05-13 02:27:44 +0000 UTC
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Aloha Dragons and Birdwatchers! Welcome to the new week and the new month. The new Zelda game drops a week from today, so if you never hear from me again it's because I'm still trying to find all the korok seeds in Hyrule like a crazy ~~bird~~ person again. Today's latest caption is hot off the presses and a little wholesome, so hopefully something to enjoy as we head into the weekend.
In TG Caption - Betting Woman, a man mee...
2023-05-06 02:47:44 +0000 UTC
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nuqneH Dragons and Birdwatchers! It's a fine weekend ahead, hopefully for you wherever you are! And we continue to slowly eke towards the big 500 CAPTION milestone on the main page! I'm still trying to think of something to celebrate the occasion, but I'm sure it'll be awesome. Hope you enjoy today's cutesy catgirl cat, nyah!
In TG Caption - Nyet Gain, a gambler is transformed into a catgirl for a loving partner to pay off a deb...
2023-04-29 00:53:00 +0000 UTC
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Ahoy-hoy Dragons and Birdwatchers! It's the weekend again, and your regularly-scheduled caption is here. I'm also coming up on my 500th caption on the public account which is super exciting! (there's a lot more than 500, obviously, including the almost 100 Patreon-exclusive caps you all have access too, but never mind that) Will have to think of something fun to suit the occasion, so let me know in #exclusive-chat in the Discord if you have any ideas. What ki...
2023-04-22 03:20:38 +0000 UTC
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Hellooooo Dragons and Birdwatchers, it's time for another cap! Bit of an unusual one this week, but I still hope y'all like it in one way or another. The caption from the last poll is also on its way soon, so keep an eye out for an expansion-themed caption.
In TG Caption - Imperfect Storm, a man and his mother-in-law are trapped in a remote cabin AND in each other's bodies...
text only: 2023-04-15 03:16:21 +0000 UTC
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