It's time to start prepping for a very silly time today! ;) 🍻 Join us LIVE today at 4:30 PM to set up for Drunk Presentations and to see the calm before the silliness ensues!
2024-02-22 21:19:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy February, Black History Month, leap year, Lunar New Year, and Valentines! 💌 tbh, leap year just means we get another day to sleep and play more Valorant, am I right…? Erm, hehe, just kidding, more days in February means more content!
💘 Hope everyone had a good Valentine’s season! There’s no way it’s already February — whaaaaat? Anyways, we’re excited to get back in the groove of things, and we’ve been catching up on some work!
It's time for our experts - Lauren, James, and Amanda - to review your dating profiles! Valentine's is over, so we're helping you get a kickstart with getting a Valentine next year -- but will our experts swipe left or right? 🤔
💘 Join us tomorrow (02/20) at 6 PM for a live session of Staff Reviews Patroni Dating Profiles!
2024-02-20 06:30:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Patronis! For this month's POOP, staff took Disguised Toast, Sydeon, and Masayoshi out to play Pickleball! Let us know if you wanna see them play any other sports!!
I'M PICKLE OTV!!!! 🥒
2024-02-16 19:41:20 +0000 UTC View Post
happy love day patronis!!!!!!! some of you will receive some cutesie handwritten valentines cards from us :3 I'm sorry this edit is mid and not funny and colored weird (HDR am I right :D) ALSO IT WAS JASONS BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY!! happy birthday jason!!!!!!!! hope everyone has a valentine this year <3
- lauren
Scarra is pretty good at cooking... but is he THAT good? 👨🍳 On the second ever episode of OTV Tries, Scarra will be attempting to cook up some delicious wontons that are better than store-bought wontons, and our very own crew member Henery will be giving them a taste test!
2024-02-12 19:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
It's almost Valentine's Day, Patronis ❤ On today's lovely episode of The Breakdown, director Brodin and producer Noah are getting cozy and taking a look back at one of our most romantic videos ever; Valentine's Day Dream Date.
*hugs*
2024-02-10 21:46:32 +0000 UTC View PostHey Patronis! We have a question for you -- are you down bad and need some extra help to get more swipes on Tinder? 🧐 Get your dating profiles ready, because we're prepping to review (maybe, perhaps, flame) YOUR dating profiles this Valentine's season! Lauren, James, and Jason are prepping their critiques to judge Patroni dating profiles! 👀 Keep on reading to find out how to participate!
Brodin and Amanda are back from the Japan trip, and they're here to talk about it along with Noah, Jason, and Max! Stay tuned till the end for some teasers of some of our upcoming projects!
2024-02-07 19:39:10 +0000 UTC View Post
🔴 Our February Crew Pod is coming to you LIVE in 45 minutes!
We're so back. 🔥 Join Brodin, Amanda, Noah, Jason, and Max to kick back, relax, and chat for today's Crew Pod at 1:30 PM!
2024-02-06 04:33:34 +0000 UTC View Post
February's Michael Camping pin is now live on the Patreon-exclusive store found here! Orders will be available through February 6th, 11:59 PM PST. This pin design was made by @poxeii on Twitter.
Reminder that the store password is "can i get one patronie pizza please?" with no quotation marks!
As for existing pin shipments, we've been ru...
2024-02-04 08:05:09 +0000 UTC View Post
February's Michael Camping pin is now live on the Patreon-exclusive store found here! Orders will be available through February 6th, 11:59 PM PST. This pin design was made by @poxeii on Twitter.
Reminder that the store password is "can i get one patronie pizza please?" with no quotation marks! Your code to enter at checkout is "PEEPING...
2024-02-04 08:03:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the double notification - some people didn't get a ping for this last night so we just wanted to make sure everyone sees it
February's Michael Camping pin is now live on the Patreon-exclusive store found here! Orders will be available through February 6th, 11:59 PM PST. This pin design was made by @poxeii on Twitter.
Reminder that the s...
2024-02-04 07:51:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Tada! Chin guessed it correctly on the last post - February's PEEP is indeed Michael camping 😄 As it has been teased already, we will be publishing another camping video this month and wanted to commemorate it with a pin for said very special occasion.
February's Michael Camping pin will be made available on the Patreon-only store from 2/3 - 2/5. Keep your eyes p...
2024-02-02 15:16:52 +0000 UTC View PostDoes anyone else struggle to spell January? Not like full on struggle but maybe think 0.5 seconds more than spelling May or June.. It's not as bad as February but it's definitely up there on the Month Spelling Difficulty tier list.
ANYWAYS! Here are the winners for January's giveaway and prop drop :)
JANUARY APPAREL GIVEAWAYS:
JA...
2024-02-01 02:51:18 +0000 UTC View PostHello friends!
Hope everyone is having a great start to their year! I am currently an order fulfillment / customer support machine. Packages left and right, emails up and down, nothing can stop me. A lot of people have been asking "Hey, I heard Bob got his secret apparel already, where's mine?" and I am here to give you an update.
We put in the order for the secret apparel in two batches, one a few days before pre-orders closed, and another once orders ...
2024-02-01 02:42:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever wondered what it's like to spend a perfect day in LA with QuarterJade, Brodin, and OTV crew member Lauren? Well... even if you haven't, we've made a POOP just for you!
Ladies and gentlepatronis, we give you: A Perfect Day with Lauren!
2024-02-01 02:19:28 +0000 UTC View Post
why were they kinda good at this (minus Yvonne) also sorry if the camera was shaking a bit I was laughing 🥲 I want to do more patroni involved questions/topics!! comment some suggestions that you guys can be part of/find interesting o7
- lauren
2024-02-01 00:44:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Place your bets now. Do you think our very own LilyPichu (as talented and competent as she is) is capable of changing a car tire? Find out now, in the first episode of our new Tier 2 and Tier 3-exclusive series; OTV TRIES! 👩🔧
2024-01-31 00:18:28 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's episode of The Breakdown, Brodin is joined by short queen Yvonne as they take a look back at the most injury-ridden OTV shoot in history, "OFFLINETV TRIES PARKOUR TRAINING".
PARKOUR!
2024-01-27 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy January, friends! I will be here to provide the first of many monthly updates for y'all on our 2024 Patreon Exclusive Enamel Pins series 😄
👃👃👃 Is that a new episode of The Breakdown that I smell?! Join James and video director Jason as they take a look back at our Smelling Bee shoot from last year, a rare Brodin-less video!
Would you want to see a sequel to Smelling Bee? 🤔
2024-01-13 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
we are busy bees 🐝today packing otv merch orders LIVE! come join us!
2024-01-11 19:49:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Good evening (from where I am hehe)
Dive into a world of exclusive samples, discounted past-season surprise bundles, and never-before-seen creations from our apparel process. From our happiest mistakes to one-of-a-kind treasures, enjoy an exclusive night market experience that comes every so few months to patronis only.
This first night market features a few unreleased gems from our McDonald's collaboration and Champion collaborations. We've added a few surprise box options from D...
2024-01-11 07:40:56 +0000 UTC View Post
new year new crew pod. Please join Lauren, Henry, James, Jason, and Max as they talk about what's in store for OTV in 2024, the recent surprise Secret Santa shoot, and more!
2024-01-10 23:42:46 +0000 UTC View Post
we are coming up with brand new fresh ideas
2024-01-10 00:28:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Patronis! It's the new year, which means our PEEPs Program (Patreon Exclusive Enamel Pins) is now officially LIVE!
In case you need a refresher, the PEEPs Program is a monthly enamel pin perk exclusively for Patronis. Each month, a brand new pin design will spawn at our Patroni-exclusive shop: off-tv.store. If you're in Tier 3, these pins are completely free (you only pay for a post...
2024-01-04 06:29:47 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings, Patronis! It's the new year, which means our PEEPs Program (Patreon Exclusive Enamel Pins) is now officially LIVE!
In case you need a refresher, the PEEPs Program is a monthly enamel pin perk exclusively for Patronis. Each month, a brand new pin design will spawn at our Patroni-exclusive shop: off-tv.store. If you're in Tier 3, these pins are completely free (you only pay for a post...
2024-01-04 06:29:25 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings, Patronis! It's the new year, which means our PEEPs Program (Patreon Exclusive Enamel Pins) is now officially LIVE!
In case you need a refresher, the PEEPs Program is a monthly enamel pin perk exclusively for Patronis. Each month, a brand new pin design will spawn at our Patroni-exclusive shop: off-tv.store. Since you're a Fan, you'll be given 2024-01-04 06:28:58 +0000 UTC View Post
