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Store in Danmachi: 15

Title: Disappointing News

"We're coming in," Gareth's voice booms as he opens the door to one of the best workshops in the region, at least, when it comes to the interior, as a wave of intense heat hits Jackal in the face like an unstoppable train.

"Woah..." With such a sudden change in temperature comes a disorientation that leaves Jackal stumbling and grabbing onto the nearest desk while a snicker echoes, "Sorry, sorry! I wanted to try working on that and forgot we got a newbi...

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Store in Danmachi: 14

Title: Hostess

The bustling Orario naturally has one of the best nightlife in the entire realm. Streets are filled with beautiful girls, most of them scantily dressed to pursue more customers into their establishment. Even some men attracted women this way. Street lamps powered by magic stones illuminate the city.

"Jackal-sama, are you sure that store Eina-san talked about is near here?" Lili questions as Jackal cannot help but look around a bit more.

From his house to B...

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Store in Danmachi: 13

Title: Hearty Declaration

Forget whatever you know about Shakti and Ganesha.

First, Shakti is actually hot when she's not wearing orange. The color does not suit her. At all. Second, Ganesha has a cultured taste for employing someone like Shakti.

Wearing a blue dress with armor on top of it, the woman looked as heroic and as beautiful as they come. Her pillowy lips press themselves in displeasure while she slaps on the poster with Jackal's face on it.

"Have you los...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 204

Title: A Date Cut Short

Kushina is just as much of a well-known hungry beast for blood as she is known for her lack of interest in dressing up. But right now, almost every passing shinobi with the slightest bit of knowledge and envy toward Kai and his cultured goals cannot help but glance at the couple strolling hand-in-hand under broad daylight!

How fucking sinful!

Many shinobi don't dream of much. The ability to survive is just as fortunate to them as a bed to return to...

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Store in Danmachi: 12

Title: Judgment Zone

"Hum~ Baby don't love me~ No more~!" Jackal hums a soft tune as he skips toward his home.

He is caked in filth but he couldn't be happier. After going through tens of war shadows patiently, Jackal returned once to excrete all the stored energy, and this time, he found that the Silent Goblins had filled that spot again!

He could hear those goblins this time!

By now, he is clear that the silent goblins are not usual and all signs point to magic.<...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 203

Title: The Prophecised Slut

When it comes to dressing up... Kai finds the act a bit troublesome. He is quite taken to the usual 'uniform' of the shinobi. A dark-grey shirt, mesh shirt underneath, some trousers, and the flak jacket if out on the missions. This keeps Kai open to thinking about other important things.

But...

'Damn, I look good in all these. It's hard to choose,' Kai is in a different room, getting dressed. Since they live in the same house, Kushina wanted to...

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Store in Danmachi: 11

Title: Abilities

Something about his go-getter attitude and sheer recklessness pisses Bete off. The image of the dark-haired youth resurfaces in the back of his mind and he clenches his jaw.

The sheer violence in his eyes is still fresh. That's not the kind of gaze a simpleton has. No... crazy knows crazy. Broken knows Broken. As the proud owner of both the titles, Bete knows a similar individual at a glance, and that youth... Jackal... is one such person.

Others think th...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 202

Title: Decisions

Kushina sports a happy smirk as she struts upon the streets of Senju Compound. Passing shinobi, especially the young ones, watch her with awe and respect.

Oh, being Tsunade's disciple only meant more jealous younger Senjus calling her a monster and a freak but before others could act for her, Kushina beat every single one of those stupid fucks into red oblivion. An act that earned her more than enough pride and love from Tsunade.

Since she couldn't really...

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Store in Danmachi: 10

Title: The Knight

"What is going on?" Ais looks at Riveria. This time, in fear that she will have to spend the day with the dullard, Loki did not accompany her familia even if she wanted to and let loose new and creative insults. Aside from a few members of Loki Familia, there were also a few Ganesha Familiars outside the store with glum expressions.

— New Policy: The Store will be closed for the last two days of the week and the last four days of the month.—

Tiona, w...

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Store in Danmachi: 9


Title: Response

Alright, having one Trait is great! As long as a person knows how to make the best use of the trait, he'll live well.

But having two traits is just... unfair. Not to the user, oh, no! To the world.

After committing the slaughter of the domestic populace like usual and then cooking three different bentos for a total of 55 boxes, Jackal came to a sudden realization.

Now, don't get him wrong. As obvious as this realization may be, these things take...

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Store in Danmachi: 8

Title: Defeat

Riveria Ljos Alf is a prominent figure in the City of Labyrinth. Not only because she is one of Loki Familia's Top Executives but also being born into the line of a prominent High-Elven Royalty.

While walking beside Loki and Ais, Riveria notices a lot of nods sent in her direction. Many elves, mostly adventurers, outright bows to her. She doesn't like that, not one bit.

Yes, she admits, she was once infected by the poisonous superiority complex of elves and ...

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Store in Danmachi: 7

Title: The Victorious Shop

Somehow, deep down, more than selling his goods, Jackal enjoyed taking money from that goddess! Ah, it felt cathartic seeing her so angry!

After all, there is simply no way he is going to contract the better potions to Loki Familia alone! What about market competition?! He wants to ruffle things more and more!

After making sure that all his security checks are in place, Jackal packs more than an empty backpack and leaves the store. It's already ...

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Store in Danmachi: 6

Title: First Business

"Hah? Potions?!"

"The fuck are you gawking at! Bug off!"

"Too expensive! Can't you lower the prices..."

"Suck my dick, bitch!"

"I don't believe the effects of the potion! Let me have a free trial!"

"The only trial you'll get is of the sight of your mother sucking me off tonight! Fuck off!"

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"I was courteous... I wonder why no customer bought anything from me," Jackal sheds crocodile tears while Maria smiles and s...

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Store in Danmachi: 5

Title: Humble Jackal's

*Ting-a-ling*

A soothing chime of bells echoes in the Blue Pharamcy's storefront as Jackal walks in with a smile. The subtle scent of spices and medicine assaults his nostrils but he takes an inviting sniff and heaves softly.

Looking at the surprised Chienthrope— dog-man or better-called sons and daughters of bitches— Jackal waves his hand, "Working hard as always, Naaza?" As he greets the brown-haired girl with droopy purple eyes, equally droo...

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Store In Danmachi: 4

Title: Level 1

With the contract read, proofread, and signed, Jackal attained a new store to look after. Of course, that was after paying the commission, the security deposit, and the first month's rent.

Gonjo managed to get the rent down to 5500 valis. This means Jackal paid a total of 51,700 Valis. The security deposit is six months of rent and the commission is based on the entire year's rent.

For renovations, he has two options.

The Goibniu Familia or The Hepha...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 201

Title: The Cutest Liar

Kushina has a wide smirk. Too wide, in fact. She can barely stop herself from grinning.

Sitting on the bed with her knees folded behind over which she rests her plush, smackable butt, Kushina snickers, "So, you want MY help?" She emphasizes 'my' and narrows her mischievous violet orbs while gazing at Kai.

'Well... saying that I want Kyubi's help would only aggravate her,' Kai muses and smiles. Then again, he has always been bold and honest, "No, I w...

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Notice: Store in Danmachi

I couldn't focus on any three of my current work but I also did not want to waste my day so I whipped these three chaps. Do tell me if I should add it to my long-list of 'To-write' lol

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Store in Danmachi: 3

Title: Rent

"Ollie... you have been in my life for many years," Jackal begins.

Seated in a formal position with his legs folded and tucked back to cushion his ass, he adopts a serious demeanor for once. To others, it might be a joke. But if his second trait is anything to go by then every living being should be considered equally important and every sacrifice must be met with gratitude.

"With Gods around, I cannot risk trying to use the second trait if it truly exists wit...

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Store in Danmachi: 2

Title: Daedalus Spot

Trait...

Jackal originates from a planet dubbed Trait Maker. The reason for such a name should be fairly obvious— The existence of Traits.

Like magical spells of this world, Traits produce wondrous results. In some cases, admittedly, results far beyond what spells like the creation of elements can achieve. But these two aspects of strength are not dissimilar.

Spells, as far as Jackal's knowledge of this world gleams, need chants. It needs foc...

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Is it Wrong to Employ Cute Girls and Goddesses in my Store?: 1

Title: Humble Jackal

What is evil?

Is it an item? An article one could wear perhaps? A dish one may consume? Or a luxurious concept mulled over by the sages of the past, present, and future? Maybe an application of the 'go-getters' of society?

The word is thrown around constantly.

The general populace believes that one sees it, one knows it, and eventually, one looks away from it.

So? Maybe all orphans are evil? Jackal doesn't think like that.

He doe...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 200

Title: The Sannin Skirmish (14/14)

In less than a minute, Orochimaru led Su through several elements.

No. That will be an understatement.

The Dragon Admirer of a Serpent who also wants horns jutting out of her forehead railed an orphan weaver through the most extreme tests of elements as if his fatherless existence presented the highest height of distaste.

Yes, that is how it would look to the viewer and that is how Jiraiya is going to re-tale this battle and flour...

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Quest Maker: 377

Title: Purifying the Priestess

The Sea God Island has a total of eight distinct spots on the surface.

The central plaza erected massively overlooks the island.

And the seven different monuments within the center of seven different lakes contain enough divine energy, to be precise, Immortal Qi, that also acts like seven key points for the Divine Grace Array which was one of the main milestones in Ja Sun's ability to form the Soul Origin Devouring Array. These seven monumen...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 199

Title: The Sannin Skirmish (13)

'Earth Grudge Fear,' Tsunade rolls her eyes, 'At least name it something simpler so I can try and understand what your Jutsu does!' But who would care for Tsunade's cries of annoyed anguish?!

Now, she just wants to return home, plop her wide ass on her favorite couch, uncork the gourd of Somarasa, and down it neat! Then when she is drunk, she'll happily make some bad decisions and gamble which lose her clan 2-3% of their magnificent wealth which w...

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Paradise of Infinity: 256

Title: The Palace Treatment

"You know... I am glad you annoyed both me and Rena just long enough to get me here," Sokka lets out an annoyed huff and stares at Nik pointedly, "How do I look?"

"Why don't I send you back to Rena? You can ask for her opinion," Nik smirks.

"Well," drawling animatedly, Sokka pulls one of the flowers from the vase and bites its stem to hold the length of the orange flower, "I'm gonna ask that tonight." He waggles his brows, showing how a night's...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 198

Title: The Sannin Skirmish (12)

*Poof!*

The giant wriggling stomach summoned in the pit vanishes in a plume of smoke, spilling out terrifyingly hot flames in the process that sticks to the ground and rubble around 'them' and continues to burn away!

Jiraiya... is safe. Well, aside from his clothes which are almost burned away safe for his loincloth... something even Jiraiya would spend Senjutsu Chakra on protecting. After all... going on a nude streak against an eccentric...

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Quest Maker: 376

Title: Sea God Island

No amount of grace in her dreams, no whispers of assurances from the man above the sky, no amount of her revering worship would return things to the way they were before.

Her routine consists of worship. Her actions are devoted to making her God's stay better which is another form of worship. She is tasked with keeping the faith of the masses and in turn, worshiping HIM more.

But... no worship would restore things the way they used to be.

Her ...

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 197

Title: The Sannin Skirmish (11)

Tsunade doesn't know the exact use of 'Hero Water' or if the drug that Utsu and Sanma downed is even the rumored 'Hero Water' that Orochimaru is after but observing this drug being used the second time and coupled with her honed chakra control, Tsunade can note the benefits of the item clearer.

To a layman's eyes, the visible coils of chakra oozing around Utsu will let them conclude that his chakra reserves at the moment are off the charts!
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Cold Turned Sickness

I had planned to write qm too but my supposed cold caught me in its vicious claws of rise in body temperature and blazing eyes... I did manage to push for another fgn chapter but I sincerely hope to put all three chapters on the platter tomorrow. For now, I'll be resting. Hope you enjoy the chapters~... yeah, gn, my eyes are killing me

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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 196

Title: The Sannin Skirmish (10)

"You need to get a better grasp of your emotions! You are no longer a child but an asset! A powerful monster!" The Old and wisened Third Takigakure observes him critically. His gaze meets the ground guiltily instead of the Kage's as he balls his tiny fists and licks his dry lips before complaining.

"I... I just wanted them to stop pulling my hair!" He reveals as the old man runs his fingers through Su's hair and then frowns, "They're all there!" View Post

Quest Maker: 375

Title: Lan Ruo

Ja Sum admits... what he pulled was funny. Others may not see his way but as it is the ancient norm of this world, only a prankster usually enjoys their cruel prank and yes, it wasn't beyond his understanding that what he pulled might have been a touch too cruel.

Merely a touch.

A pinch, even.

But like many sweet desserts get sweeter with a pinch of salt; A prank gets funnier with a pinch of cruelty. A toxic prank in its very definition and something...

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