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NRG Live at BN Sunfolk - April 2025

On Saturday 26th April 2025 we hosted Naked Retro Gaming Live at BN:Sunfolk - British Naturism's new venue near St. Albans in Hertfordshire, UK. We brought along most of our collection of working machines and set them up for people to play on for the day. It proved to be a popular event, and the place was pretty packed by early afternoon! We took the opportunity later on in the day to make a video, once the masses had cleared ...

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Next weekend - Naked Retro Gaming Live!

Naked Retro Gaming Live is next weekend, Saturday 26th April at BN:Sunfolk, near St. Albans. With games consoles and retro computers from the 1970's upto the 2000's set up and ready to play, there is bound to be plenty of nostalgia!

Stay the weekend with like-minded gamers and enjoy all the other great facilities at Sunfolk. For booking, see the 2025-04-19 21:09:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Magical Tetris Challenge - Sony Playstation

Well this was a bit weird! Magical Tetris Challenge from 1998 is an officially licenced 'enhanced' version of Tetris featuring Disney characters, because why not! We both love Tetris, and so this was obvious enough to just pick up an play, but the additional Tetrominos certainly threw us. Especially the frankly unfairly large ones! Concerntration faces on...

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Sam, Helen and Vian paddling in the sea

While on the ladies only naturist holiday to Fuerteventura (see this post), Helen, along with Sam and Vian found a beach to go for a nude walk and paddle in the sea. It wasn't a naturist beach, but as beach nudity is generally accepted on Fuerteventura, they felt free to leave their clothes in the car and explore.

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Ladies Only Naturist Holiday

Last week (6th - 13th April) Helen was the British Naturism rep this year's ladies only naturist holiday to Fuerteventura. She, along with 10 other women stayed at BHH Naturist Resort, for a week of sun, sangria and spa days. These events are gateway events for women looking to try naturism, but who, due to mainstream social attitudes, are hesitant to do so where there may be men. Of course, after the first day, all those f...

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Dragstars & The Italian Job - Sony Playstation

A bit of a different episode where we try out two driving games in one episode, as we work our way through the wallet of games that was donated to us. As neither of us are any good at driving games (just see our previous videos!) we decided we'd have a quick look at Dragstars from 2002, a surprisingly hard game given that you're driving in a straight line, and also The Italian Job from 2001, which was a lot more fun, but still requires more skill that we've naturally got. Still, as we know ou...

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The Daily Star on Naked Retro Gaming

The Daily Star (UK) have picked up on the Naked Retro Gaming at BN:Sunfolk next month. A usual tabloid write-up, but actually not too bad for them!

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Gran Turismo 2 - Sony PlayStation

A couple of years ago we had a go on the original Gran Turismo. Then, a couple of months ago we had a very kind donation of a number of PlayStation And Wii games from NaturistChrisUK on BlueSky, amongst which was Gran Turismo 2! So we felt it was about time to revisit the franchise and see if we can drive in a straight line yet... (Spoiler: no) Only this time round the tables have turned somewhat!

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Naked Retro Gaming LIVE is back!

Join us for a day of Naked Retro Gaming fun on Saturday 26th April at BN:Sunfolk! With games consoles and retro computers from the 1970's upto the 2000's set up and ready to play, there is bound to be plenty of nostalgia!

Stay the weekend with like-minded gamers and enjoy all the other great facilities at Sunfolk. For booking, please see the 2025-03-02 22:21:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Life modelling collection

Our life modelling photos are now available in a separate collection to buy, even if you are not a member. Head to our 'shop' to buy access to the posts of photos of our life modelling sessions. And if you create any real world art from them that you'd like us to showcase, please get in touch!


https://www.patreon.com/collection/1321670

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Helen Life Modelling - Feb 2025

A few times a year, as regular subscribers will know, we both individually life model for one of the local art associations. It's a group of artists of varying abilities who just like to come along to a church hall and draw on a Monday evening. Its not a class and there's no tuition, its just a case of 'create at will', with different models each week. Here are a few photos of Helen's poses from her latest modelling session. Feel free to create your own real-world drawings or paintings from t...

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Christmas 2024

A bit of an odd one this year. This was the first Christmas Helen had ever spent without her Mum, so it felt a bit weird for her. Nevertheless, we got in a few socials, including the British Naturism Christmas meal and skittles evening, and a lovely evening with our good friends from the Christian Naturist Fellowship.

We hope to be back making gaming vide...

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Naked Helen's Naked Wine Unboxing - Dec 2024

Helen's Naked Wines unboxing videos seem to be popular so here's another. Helen only gets two or three cases a year as they aren't cheap, but they make her happy! She loves a dry white wine, particularly a sauvignon blanc. Naked Wines obviously appealed initially on account of their name, but they have continued to deliver quality wines at reasonable prices. We haven't been sponsored for this video - Helen just wanted to give them a plug!

If you'd like to know more, get some money off y...

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Bubble Bobble - Sony Playstation

Bubble Bobble was originally a coin-op arcade game, first released in 1986. Simon has fond memories of play it (or rather watching his friend play it) in a local arcade in the early 90's, which shows how long a life it had. Its a simple concept yet progressively more challenging platformer with some problem solving required in the later lavels that ate the 10p coins! And it has a catchy little tune that Helen had stuck in her head all evening...

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Ballistic - Sony Playstation

We love a puzzle game! We've played one of the Bust-a-Move games before, and the 'shooting balls' concept has been cloned in many ways since. Ballistic, released in 1999, is one such rework of the concept where the player must prevent the chain of balls from spiraling in and reaching the center gate. It is a fun pick-up-and-play game that is easy enough to not feel useless at the first time you play!

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Helen unboxes her Hello Fresh order

A few weeks a go we started getting recipe boxes delivered. They are a convenient way of getting exactly the right amount of ingredients to produce a particular dish for the selected number of people, and it ensures that you actually have everything you'll need. Yes, its a bit more expensive that just visiting the supermarket, which is why we only get about 3 day's worth each week, but it does eliminate that dreaded question - "what shall we eat tonight?"

Watch here as Helen unbo...

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BN Sunfolk in Autumn

This past weekend saw the executive committee of British Naturism come together for their annual in-person meeting, and since they opened BN:Sunfolk to the public earlier this year, that seemed to be the appropriate place to hold it. Helen, being Women's Executive Officer needed to attend, so we made a full weekend of it, staying in one of their fabulous ...

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Kinect Adventures - Xbox 360

So we're back again after a bit of a hiatus. This year has been a bit of a tough one for us personally...

As the weather is starting to turn colder, we thought we'd break out the Kinect again and have a look at one of the games that's been sat on our shelf for a while - Kinect Adventures. This is one of those party games type of game, with different activities to do. And we have to say its actually a bit of a workout! We gave a couple of the games a try and were knackered by the end of ...

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Everybody Festival

We've just got home from the Everybody festival, "a celebration of all things naked and features live music, crazy activities, discussions & workshops, fitness & wellness." It is a live music, arts and wellness festival for - well - everybody, not just those who define themselves as a 'naturist'. Three days in Dorset in the UK, with wonderful weather "in a non-sexual, non-judgemental environment where you are free to be yourself".

We were also privilaged to spend time with Nick...

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Namco Pacman

When we got married in 2017, we had an 80's themed wedding reception and I bought this handheld Pacman game for our guests to play on the projector in the bar. It's Namco branded and was made in 2003, so its getting on for being properly retro in its own right! Its not in the best of health (as will become apparent) but does work and when fully restored we'll revisit it and some of the other games on it. We may actually get a better score too...

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Party in the Stark 2024

One of the best naturist music festivals in the UK! PitS is a three day festival run by the Naturist Foundation, and this was the third year running that we've been. Its great to meet with so many friends from all over the country, and even the world! Our good friend Martin from Miami came over to the UK especially for it. It's well worth making the effort to get to, if you've never been.

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Naked Helen - More Naked Wines

It's been a while since our last Naked Wines unboxing video, but as it continues to be popular we thought we'd do another. Helen only gets two or three cases a year as they aren't cheap, but they make her happy! She loves a dry white wine, particularly a sauvignon blanc. Naked Wines obviously appealed initially on account of their name, but they have continued to deliver quality wines at reasonable prices. We haven't been sponsored for this video - Helen just wanted to give them a plug!

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Public nude walk up Glastonbury Tor

After NudeFest, a group of us didn't want to go home immediately so as the festival is so close to the monument, we took a walk up Glastonbury Tor. Check out that link if you want to know more about the Tor.

The Tor is a National Trust property, and freely open to the public. Walking up it naked alongside other members of the public was ce...

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Lorraine at NudeFest 2024

Direct video link:
🎥 https://vimeo.com/showcase/10620990/video/968280755

On Thursday 20th June, the ITV1 morning show 'Lorraine' came to NudeFest. Helen was interviewed live, along with Martha (of 'Naked Education' fame) and Sue. Lucie Cave was lovely, but didn't hang around afterwards!

Here we are with her just after we came off air.

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NudeFest 2024

Well, that's British Naturism's NudeFest done for another year... 🙁

It is without doubt the biggest and best family friendly naturist festival in the UK! Six days of live music, acts and entertainment, masterclasses and talks, health spa and exercise classes, yoga and walks, fast food and of couse the beer tent filled with local Somerset ales and ciders! And no need to think twice about putting on so much as a stitch of cloth if you don't want to. People of all ages, genders and ethn...

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Metropolis Street Racer - Sega Dreamcast

Well this is a pretty cool racing game! Not too difficult to control, real cityscapes, and great sound tracks from the time. Released in 2000, Metropolis Street Racer is probably one of the better racing games we've played; we want fun, not realistic driving experiences!

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Bare Bootleg Festival 2024

The first of its kind in the UK, the Bare Bootleg festival featured several live tribute and bootleg bands bring the vibe of many music artists to the weekend long party. It was a fantastic start to the UK naked festivals season!

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Toy Commander - Sega Dreamcast

Toy Commander is an action title from 1999, which essentially follows a child's toys attempting to destroy each other! We dived straight into the multiplayer head to head mode, which it has to be said didn't make a lot of sense initially. Its one of those games where you really need to play the single player mode first to 'get it'. Needless to say this isn't exactly a fast-paced action review and more of a 'WTF is happening now' video. We hope you enjoy our confusion nonetheless!

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It's World Naked Gardening Day!

Two posts in as many days! Aren't y'all lucky! lol

It's World Naked Gardening Day so I decided to record me mowing the lawn. I should point out that this is how I always mow the lawn, whatever day of the year it is - so long as its dry enough anyway! So whatever day it is, tend to your natural environment in your natural attire. You'll feel better for it, and not as hot either! Any sort of physical home or garden maintenance is best done nude.

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Power Stone - Sega Dreamcast

We love the naturist community! At our recent Naked Retro Gamers Live event at the Naturist Foundation, we met John (aka @AngelTcg1 on Twitter) who has kindly loaned us his Sega Dreamcast and a pile of games. We already knew of "Power Stone" from YouTube, a 3D anime beat 'em up. A proper button basher, especially when you don't know what you're doing - which we rarely do!

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