Broomafying
/Broo-mah-fy-ing/
Verb
1. The act of cleaning away the sins of a giantess using purity brooms on her evil soles. Usually done by catlick nuns who have been sanctified by Jesus himself, it can last for days, weeks and even months, depending on how evil the giantess is. The more the giantess laughs, the better.
Exemple
"Giant Thea had to be broomafied for 7 months because she was so evil."
Origin
Brom (Germanic) -> Bramble (Old English...
Shoewarming
/Shoo-war-ming/
Verb
1. The act of using Minigirls as for to warm up the interior of your shoes. Usually restrained in some way, the Minigirls will naturally warm up the shoe and keep it warm with their body heat. Their constant struggle for an impossible escape helps.
Exemple
"Because winter is a coming, Bigail will start using Minigirls as for to shoewarm her favorite boots."
Origin
Scoh "Bottom" (Germanic) -> Shoe (Old English)
Because we are good friends now, Iris gave me the keys to her appartment, in case of emergencies.
I have an emergency.
Delphine is working tonight, at the hospital, at the emergency.
Ember got injured testing one of my new devices. She is at the emergency.
My emergency is that I need someone as for to test my new inflatable sleepsack design.
So I will use the emergency key and go use Iris as for to test it.
Don't worry, I will not wake her up.
...
Yummy... WAIT A MINUTE... THOSE ARE MY FEET!!! STOP THAT!!! AUUUGGGHH!!!
2023-09-30 02:25:34 +0000 UTC View Post
"So!?"
"I... I don't get it..."
"You're not supposed to get it. It's art. Art is meaningless."
"Oh! So it's not some kind of torture devices you always do!?"
"Nooo! It's just a decoration. It's just there "For To Be", as they say."
"Ahhh... I see... And what's the name of your creation!?"
"Untitled."
"Untitled!?"
"Well actually, it's Untitled (Entropy)."
"And there is no meaning."
"No. But if there would be one, it would be...
Did you even know that Sebastien (YOU) works for MrArgent now!?
Sebastien always wanted to reallocate his career into the career reallocation industry and when MrArgent offered him a chance to start working for him, Sebastien accepted.
His first job was so easy. But he failed. The candidate totally escaped the career reallocation. He must now face his new boss.
"MrArgent will see you now."
Said the latex secretary. I say latex secretary because her entire body was ...
Featuring triple amputee Miranda and quadruple amputee Iris!
2023-09-29 03:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Since Miranda was already strategically placed on her face, Rose did the ultimate move.
She lifted her legs in the air and grabbed Miranda's head. She then pulled her head down, and clasped it between her thighs.
Now in control of her head, Rose started licking and eating Miranda's butthole, taint and genitalia.
Miranda panicked, feeling the sexual pleasure filling her brain and body. She waved her arms around helplessly, trying to free herself from the thighs.
"Hu...
The massage continued.
Alexendra still taking care of Seb's head, neck, and back while Alexandra took care of his butt, his legs and his feet.
Hearing him moaning and telling them how much he liked it, Alexendra got a little curious. She quickly glanced under the table, where Sebastien's double manrods where just hanging there, hard like coconuts.
"Pssst!"
"!?"
"Look under the table!"
Whispered Alexendra, gesturing her with one of her hands. Alexandra...
Life can be so unfair sometimes.
Why was Alexandra blessed with such a flexible body!?
The problem with tickling feet is that the feet keeps moving around and trying to protect itself and everything.
That is why you want to rack the feet.
In something made of metal.
That will hold the ankles and the big toe.
And then you expose them.
Expose them to so many things.
Tickling... Temperature... Tickling... Torture... Tickling... So many things.
When I tickle feet, I get very spiritual.
I often start chanting.
I think fe...
"So... Are you sure!?"
"Yes, my princess!"
"Are you ready!?"
"Yes, my princess!"
"That's a good boy... Alright... Here we go..."
For the rest of the night, the conversation was kept to a minimum. Some moans and some grunts but mostly no words.
Because of the high amount of physical, our very favorite heroine might have fallen asleep on Christian.
2023-09-27 23:30:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Some people prefer their Stressgirls for to be white. Racists.
2023-09-27 19:30:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Some people prefer their Stressgirls for to have a black body suit.
2023-09-27 19:23:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Is a Peniculeum too heavy for you? https://www.patreon.com/posts/peniculeum-89874032
Then search no more.
The Peniculvinus is there for you!
Literally lighter by 2 legs and 2 arms of weight, the Peniculvinus is perfect for weak-armed individuals such as me. Well... I probably can't lift a dry Peniculvinus either, FTBH. That is why I have Ember.
My strength is in my brain. Brai...
Guess what I was doing when I got that idea LOL
Solewarming
/Sol-war-ming/
Verb
1. The act of offering your face and mouth as for to warm up someone's soles. Usually done when stuck or tied up under a seat.
Exemple
"Delphine was going on a hot date tonight, so I solewarmed her feet."
Origin
Solum "Bottom" (Latin) -> Solea "Sandals" (Latin) -> Sole (Middle English)
Wearm (Germanic) -> Warm (English)
The full word, Solewarming, was only created by our very favorite he...
As for to learn lockpicking, chastity is the fastest of all techniques.
"Don't worry, Penguin! As soon as I get rid of mine, I'll take care of yours!"
"..."
"I know... And this is not working... Go get Stella's shotgun!"
The Peniculeum, AKA The Mop, is the perfect system as for to transform your favorite sister-in-law into a mopgirl!!!
Simply strap Thea I mean your favorite sister-in-law to the Peniculeum, drop her in the bath full of chemical products and then mop, mop, mop!
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"You know, Penguin, I'm kinda jealous of you."
"..."
"I wish I was birb, like you, so I can keep my breath for very long underwater. Like a birb."
"..."
"What do you mean?"
"..."
"I see. So if I expose myself to a lot of underwater breathing, evolution will take care of the rest by evolutionizing me!?"
"..."
"You are right about that too: Science and machines and technology can always for to accelerate evolution!!! I just have to invent ...
Some of the times, I need as for to have a Stressgirl Assembly in my bed.
That is when I put all my pillows on my bed, sit comfortably, and watch YouTube, as for to learn more about life and human beings in general. I talk about what I see with my Stressgirls, sparking debates of the greatest kind. The amount of brain power that goes on during those meetings might break your normal brain. So beware.
"OH MY GOD! THIS GUY STOLE AN AIRPLANE FROM AN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AND CRASHED...
Calceus (Shoes) + Currus (Car) = Calcurrus
FC1 is for FallusDesign Car number 1
It was supposed just for to be a prototype but Bigail fell in love with it and decided to keep it for herself and never, EVER, make another one. Only her can have the Calcurrus FC1.
NOT FOR SALE
I'm sorry... I know none of you really care about that post but I had this idea for like 2 years and I just had to do it. Glad I did because I love it. I just need for to make one in real life n...
Sometimes, you will hear old men refer to their wives as "The old ball and chain". That is very disrespectful.
We should only use the term literally, when we throw our sister-in-law into the pool with a ball and chain attached to her.
Don't worry, I will totally save her in a few seconds. That is the only way for to do it again.
"Do you like cats, Rosalie!?"
"Of course I like cats. I like all animals. Can you free me now!?"
"Really?"
"You don't like cats!?"
"Well... I like them when they are tiny kittens but big cats are mostly... Just huge assholes. Plus, I don't have toxoplasmosis. So... Not really..."
"How can you not like cats!?!?"
"I'll give you one reason: Cruise Control."
"What!?"
"Let me demonstrate with these two items: A cat toy, and a fan!"
"Yo...
Delphine is so lucky that I fell asleep right before the splattering.
2023-09-25 03:25:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Beautify your life with Fallustore's Ornamenteums!
Have you ever found yourself thinking: "Globes are boring and stupid, because only America matters!"???
OF COURSE YOU HAVE!!!
So why not spice up your boring ass fake planet with an Ornamenteum!?
Nothing is more beautiful than the female body and this is the perfect way to remind Mother Earth that her creation is better than her.
Although both are made of the same thing: Star poop.
Buttwalling
/Bot-Wha-Ling/
Verb
1. For to stuck people in a wall, as for to get their butts, legs and feet exposed and helpless while their upper body is stuck. The upper body could be completely confined in the wall or sticking out the other side. Nobody cares. The important part is the buttside.
Exemple
"As for to make her life better, Bigail buttwalled Thea."
Origin
Boter (Old French) -> Butt (Middle English)
Vallus "Stake" (Latin) -&...
Ever since I became the mayoress of Fallu City, I have enacted many laws.
One of them is the creation of a new time, the Stressgirl Time, which is an obligation as for to take an hour or two after dinner to calm down, destress, relax and chilax with your Stressgirls.
Remember to take your mandatory post-dinner Hash Time right before your Stressgirl Time. Also after. And you are allowed to smoke during too.
HASH TIME!!!
