Legs Fetish
I want an interior pool but only if it has a huge pair of fake legs as for to nap on.
Do you love legs? I sure do.
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Pregnant Bellies
Oh no!
Cashmere and Victoria came to my home a few months ago as for to participate in a fancy pancake-&-hashish party and unfortunately, we all slept with the same man.
Penguin gave it to us real good and even impregnated all 3 of us!!!
Now, we are waiting for our little baby birbs as for to come out of us.
FIN.
Meeting Miranda 4
When only one pancake was left for to be, Miranda finally let our very favorite heroine reposition her arms more comfortably behind her back, but only as for to grab her by her hair and yank her head backwards:
"Open up! Only one left!"
"*Burp* Oof *Burp*"
"Comon!"
Miranda smashed the last pancake into Bigail's mouth violently, almost pushing it down her throat with two fingers.
"EAT IT!"
The belly inflating like crazy doesn't have anything to do with...
Meeting Miranda 3
Miranda came back with some rope in her hands but her attitude was completely changed.
She went from irrationally enraged (When she left the room) to controlled and determined. She acted like a single mother who decided that her kids will learn what they have to learn, even if it was the hard way. Even though Miranda just met Bigail a few minutes ago, she seemed to take extremely personal that her guest wouldn't eat 12 pancakes. She was going to fix the situation.
"Hey! Why are...
Meeting Miranda 2
"Here you go guys! Pancakes!"
"Pancakes! My favorite!"
"I know! That is why I made you a lot!"
"Holy f-... Wow! Wait... How did you kno-"
"So tell me all about you, Bigail!"
"Uhhh... For what I remember... I have a girlfriend... Her name is Delphine... You already met my lawyer... I don't know... I'm just a normal sheepgirl, you know!? I enjoy herbs, Coca-Cola and pancakes... What about you, Miranda!?"
"Well, I'm from Casino City, have you ever heard ...
Meeting Miranda 1
"So... How did you get my number!?"
"Phoebe gave it to me. She told me that if I wanted to make it in Fallu City, I needed to know the very famous Abigail, also known as Bigail, also known as Behgail, when she is in her sheepgirl mode."
"Phoebe hates me. You are a friend of Phoebe!? Are you her mom!?"
"No... I rescued her from... She was kidnapped... You don't know that?"
"I don't remember. But you know what, she's right. I'm pretty much the most popular girl in th...
Double Twin Couple
I love Delphine so much that I wish my twin sister also had her own Delphine.
The Eternal Kiss Piercings
I'm really into piercings today. M'sowwy if that's not your thing.
Tomorrow will be another day.
Send me requests!
What is your favorite color for piercings?
Gold?
Silver?
Black?
Color? Which one?
Ultimate Punishment
As we all know by now, the best way as for to punish our very favorite is to treat her like a little baby.
Delphine knows that so when our very favorite heroine does a very big no-no, she will make sure as for to punish Bigail the right way: Forced age regression.
For a very long time, sometimes months, Bigail will be forced as for to wear spiked-lined boots, mittens, inflatable pacifier gags, diapers and the most important of all, lockable headphones (They can be locked through...
Prince Albert Piercings
Sebastien wanted a ring in his stickyrod.
Rosalie wanted a ring in her tongue.
One birb, one stoner, as they say.
Fallus Tower
"Okay! I'm on the roof now, Bigail! What did you wanted to show me!?"
"TA-DAH! FALLUS TOWER!!! By the way our new credit card works!"
"WHAT!? WHAT IS THAT!?"
"It's a skyscraper! I architectured it. I was thinking "What is the most beautiful thing in the world!?" Then I thought "DELPHINE'S LEGS!", so I designed it as for to your legs."
"MY LEGS!?"
"In your butt/the base of the building, there is the first AND biggest Fallustore ever!. In the shoes up there, i...
Sebastien's Porn Addiction
Sebastien's porn addiction is totally out of control!!!
The other day, he told me, totally in secret, so please don't tell anybody else, that he is so much addicted to pornographical videos and stuffs that he needs for to look at the porno even when he has a girl as for to do the sex to.
He told me he made a special face strap as for to fix his IPad to the woman's face. He can then surf the web as for to his favorite porn website:
2023-08-26 01:45:16 +0000 UTC
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Jasmine The Urinal
I heard that guys piss less outside the toilet if they have something to aim at.
Let me know if that's true.
Tittycuffs
Thea woke up with a new Add-On this morning, TITTYCUFFS!!!
From your very favorite store, The Fallustore, Tittycuffs are the final solution in wrist-to-nipple restrainment.
I hope she likes them.
Loveleash Tongue Piercings
One of the best way as for to make sure your lover don't cheat on you.
2023-08-25 22:08:56 +0000 UTC View PostDilegmma
Sebastien is such a guy. He always want all the legs in the world but when he is proposed more than two pairs, he gets all confused and shit.
It's like his brain go into overdrive, trying as for to calculate which girl is mathematically perfect for him.
He usually go with trying to please everyone.
He usually fails.
But sometimes, he can for to be adequate.
I'm very proud of him.
What would YOU do?
Breath Holding Competition
"Wow! Christian is really good at this! Sebastien already asked for air twice and I see his hands shaking... Here it comes... THERE! Three times already! While Chris is still going on his first breath! Incredible!"
"Yeah! I'm still waiting for him to tap... He is shaking a lot but... He is not tapping me..."
"He is awesome!"
"I wish he would ask for air... I really need to fart..."
The Price Of Curiosity
"I DON'T CARE, BIGAIL! If you want to see what is inside the giant Silver, YOU HAVE TO PAY!"
"But... "Everything I Own" is such a high price as for to know what is inside that big Silver head you built right over the infamous "Infinite Pit Of Fallu City". I wish you could give me a"Friend & Family" price, as they say..."
"No."
"What if I do that!?"
Bigail did her famous "Injured Baby Puppy" look that always get the pity of everyone.
"Are you pooping your...
Tongue Out Piercings
"So how do you like it!?"
"BEGAIW! I CAN'D CWOZE MY MOUFH AN'MOWE!"
"I know... You are so cute... Try the other models..."
"I'M DWOOLING EV'WYWHEWE!!!"
"MMmmmmmhhh..."
The Manusella
"JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST! Another fuckin stupid idea... And guess who is going to have to deal with it..."
Delphine tried to push the chair but it was way to heavy.
"GOD DAMN IT! This is so heavy... Can't move it myself... Oof... Well... Let me try this shit... OooooooooooOOOOooohhh... It's so comfortable... It's like a real hand holding me! The leather feels like real skin... Hihihihihi... Maybe I should keep that chair... Hehehehe... Bigail would be so mad... Hahahahahahahahahaha!...
Patriotic Sleepsack
BY FAR the best place as for to sleep inside of.
You will sleep SO SAFE and SO SECURED, knowing the strongest and bestest army in the world is protecting our lands and our seas. Nobody will ever attack you as long as you are inside the Patriotic Sleepsack.
Although, you may have a dumb and stupid girlfriend that may think things like "It's more like NATO that protects the world... Which France is a proud founding member of!". In these rare but extreme cases, you might get attac...
Iris Tricked For To Be Tickled
For to make more money, Iris subscribed to this medical testing company, The Miranda Medical Testing Company. Twas the name.
Unbeknownst to Iris, this wasn't a big pharma like Pfizer or the other one. Twas just a fake company Miranda started as for to catch her prey legally.
"This is a little restrictive, don't you think!? How am I supposed to test pills with this mask over my face anyway?"
"Oh you won't be testing pills..."
"Shots?"
"Nope."
"Then wha...
Weedgirl Bigail 1
"MrArgent! How dare you finally kidnap me!? I knew it would happen eventually but still... So not cool..."
"Do not take it personal, Bigail. It's just business."
"But our business deal was for you to never kidnap me, as long as I provide you with girls and FallusDesign products!!!"
"Oh... Then... It's personal, I guess..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Indeed, Bigail... Wait... I still don't know your last name..."
"It's LaPlante... Abigail La...
Almost Caught
As we all know by now, MrArgent is a professional. He don't getting caught. NEVER.
There is THAT time tho... Where it came OH SO CLOSE... He almost got scared for a second...
We find ourselves in Fallu City in 2023. MrArgent urgently needed a Weedgirl. A Weedgirl is the kind of girl with an apparatus (Hidden in their hair) with tubes that goes into the nose and down into the lungs. The apparatus will automatically filled their lungs with fresh marijuana or hashish smoke.
...
Garden Art
As we all know by now, I is an artist.
I created another piece.
A piece as for to integrate plants and nature into.
Can't wait for to show it to Delphine.
Delphine always love everything I do.
She loves me the most tho.
Open Mouth Piercings
Much better than a open mouth gag, because of permanenticity. And foreverness.
"Comon Alexandra! I can't wait to show you to all my friends!"
"Fwends!?"
"Yes. I want to show you to all my bros: Greasy Greg, Dirty Danny, Oily Oliver, Stinky Steve, his brother Sticky Stan, Revolting Ralph, Yucky Yan, Gary The Groper and his brother Gross Gavin, Foul Frank, Touchy Tommy, Pungent Patrick, Sam The Spitter, Rotten Rodney and last but not least, Matthew The Molester!!! He ...
The Ovilacteum
Did you even know? About sheep milk?
I do not recommend. Like I said before, sheep are for to love, cutenest, warmth and wool. NEVER FOOD.
Although, I understand that some sheepgirls might need as for to.
Therewisely, place them inside the Ovilacteum.
You will never have no milkd again no more.
Yeah.
869$
Breasts & Breakfast
Much betterer than Bed & Breakfasts, Breasts & Breakfast is the ultimate restaurant as for to anything category.
Breakfasts are served 24/7. Lunch and dinner too. Everything is 24/7 always.
The food is very good.
It's a "Bring Your Own Pepsi" restaurant. We will forever sale only Coke products but you are allowed to bring your own Pepsi. It's America after all.
Our waitresses are the best. You have to serve yourself though, they can only bring the food near...
Porn Or Pulvinus?
Seb as chosen Pulvinus, it seems.
That's a good choice. Nothing will love you more than a pulvinus.
Nobody should ever watch porn.
Unless you consider what I do porn... Then... WATCH!!!