"Bigail! Ember! Penguin! Come here! You need to try your new costumes!!!"
"New costumes!? Nonono! I am Wall-E, you are EVE, Penguin is Hal the cockroach and Ember will play a big fat human in a levitating chair!"
"Not this year, Bigail. This year, I chose the costumes! And we are fruits!!"
"Fruits!? That is so stupid! I will never dress like a fruit."
Ember didn't talk during that interchange but she was right next to Bigail, imitating her angry demeanor. Not that ...
2023-10-26 01:11:21 +0000 UTC
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Just playing with my girlfriend.
2023-10-25 21:25:08 +0000 UTC
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Of course you have multiple bunnygirls working for you.
And of course you want those bunnygirls to be on their best behavior.
But of course you don't have the tools as for to.
Search no more.
The 3B is here. AKA the BBB, Also Known As the Bad Bunny Box, is here.
Finally.
Just shove the bad bunnygirl in it and let them look at all the other good bunnies. They will surely learn by looking. I guess.
All I know is that it makes the other bunnies f...
2023-10-25 03:55:49 +0000 UTC
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"Victoria! I need to come test another device I invented! Come quick!"
"I don't know Bigail... Don't you remember what happened last time... Poor Ember..."
"Ember never really needed her arms and her feet... Don't feel bad about that... And this invention has no propellers or engines or any moving parts, for that matter."
"No moving parts?"
"No moving parts!"
"Alright then... I'll come help you..."
"Do not worry! We're gonna have a lot of fun......
2023-10-25 03:15:55 +0000 UTC
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Bigail as Jasmine edition. The ultimate of the ultimate... Right?
2023-10-25 02:06:59 +0000 UTC
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Silver Edition
The best homeless girl/2B cosplayer in the entire.
2023-10-25 01:44:20 +0000 UTC
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"Look mommy! The zombie hands! They look so real!"
"Oh my God... Let's... Let's go to another house... While daddy calls the police..."
"But they have candy there too, mommy! Look!"
"Yeah but... The lady is giving away candies with her feet... I don't like that... And those hands... Let's leave... Robert, have you called the police yet? Good!"
THE CORPUS ANIMATEUM!!! THE HALLOWEEN DECORATION SO FUCKIN REALISTIC THAT PEOPLE WILL CALL THE POLICE ON YOU!!!
Dig ...
2023-10-24 04:37:56 +0000 UTC
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"First of all, Thea, I really want to thank you for accepting this."
"ACCEPTING WHAT!? I DIDN'T ACCEPT ANYTHING!!! YOU JUST KIDNAPPED ME FROM MY BED AND TIED ME UP TO THIS VAN!"
"As for to the judge said the other day: "That plush penguin isn't allowed to drive motor vehicules!!!" and after thinking more about it, he might have been right. I mean, he must be a very good judge if Penguin, an attorney at law, lost to him."
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? LET ME...
2023-10-24 03:42:21 +0000 UTC
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With Daisy being near climax, the last thing Rose needed is for Lily to start climaxing too.
That is when the worst that could happen happened: Bigail finally entered the ring.
Not as for to help Miranda, not as for to help Rose, but as for to help herself.
She penetrated the sanctity of the battle mat and reached for Rose's right breasts.
"OH NO!!!"
Screamed Rose, knowing that Lily's weak point is the titties.
"Oh yeaaaahhh..."
Moaned Lily,...
2023-10-24 01:37:03 +0000 UTC
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The very nanosecond before he could reach double orgasms (He has two penises so I'm guessing he can gets double orgasms) Alexandra stopped touching his manbatons, denying the climax in the process.
"Whu...!?"
He saw the beautiful Alexandra crawled from under the table kneeled next to him. She said:
"I'm going to need you to turn over now Seb..."
"What?"
"Get on your back! We need to massage your front!"
"Oh! Ohhh! I'm sorry... I'm just... I was about ...
2023-10-23 02:33:53 +0000 UTC
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Oh no!
Iris, who just lost her arms and a leg, has a itchy nose!!!
I guess she'll have to find a new way as for to scratch herself.
I bet she'll use her remaining leg.
Oh! Look at that! Indeed it worked!
2023-10-23 01:41:41 +0000 UTC
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Muhahahahahahahahahahaha
Let's get to fun-having!
2023-10-23 01:21:59 +0000 UTC
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As for to dinner, our very favorite heroine/caregiver, Bigail, placed Phoebe on her belly, on the floor. She then slid an empty plate under her face before sitting on the floor.
"Why is the plate empty, Bigail!?"
"Is it? Empty?"
"Yes. It's empty."
"Oh... Sorry..."
Bigail placed her feet unto the plate.
"Now!? Is it!? Empty!?"
"I get it..."
"This is just the entree, don't worry... Hehehehehe!"
Knowing she won't get any food until ...
2023-10-22 23:09:20 +0000 UTC
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You might have seen that I did not post anything yesterday.
I was dramatically and unfairly robbed of my power.
Big storm came and took my electricity.
I'll be back at work tonight.
I love yous.
Bigail -xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
2023-10-22 21:16:56 +0000 UTC
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"Rosalie, where the hell is Bigail!?"
"I don't know Victoria... Do you want me to check her secret smoking spot!?"
"I just checked... She is not there..."
"Maybe she got ambushed by the other team... Maybe she is tiedup somewhere..."
"Don't be ridiculous, Rosalie... Anyway... Help me get those nets down."
2023-10-21 04:57:01 +0000 UTC
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Cashmere Edition
Cashmere, the very best... Pharmacist... In the universe.
2023-10-21 04:21:45 +0000 UTC
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"Hey Silver! What are you doing!?"
"Can't you see I'm working!?"
"Working!? I thought you were getting drunk on swish all alone under this bridge. I also thought you were about to do some Whippets because of the all stolen whipped cream right there."
"Well..."
"Listen Silver, today is Halloween and both Delphine and I are going to go get the bonbons. I need someone for to babysit Penguin and give out the bonbons."
"I would never do that."
"We'll pay y...
2023-10-21 03:38:03 +0000 UTC
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Olivia Edition.
I would love to say that Olivia is the best police in the world but she just isn't.
Topo is much superior and Detective Penguin is much superior to Topo...
She's more like the 6 783th best police in the world.
2023-10-20 04:14:29 +0000 UTC
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Wouldn't you love to have that in your bed?
I suretainly wouldn't mind.
As for to be honest.
2023-10-20 03:51:31 +0000 UTC
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No way I'm carrying around my own candies. I don't even like candies. I don't even eat the candies I get. So why would I carry them around. Candies are heavy these days. With all the GMOs and shit.
I prefer as for to bring Ember with me. I attach my candy bag to her armbinder and make her turn around and present her butt and her bag to the candy giver. It's much more politer that way.
2023-10-20 01:24:55 +0000 UTC
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"Wow! I don't know where we are but these seats are super comfortable!"
"I know right!? It's almost like it was made for me!"
"And the auto-shower every 10 minutes is super refreshing! Cold water runs down your back... It's very nice!"
"I LOVE it!"
"Should we pray to Jesus Christ!? Thank him for to finally give us something positive in our miserable life!?"
"We should, sister. We should."
And that is when the football team entered the restroom.
2023-10-19 23:40:39 +0000 UTC
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Face down, ass up,
That's the way I like to... Uh...
PLAY!!!
Yes.
I like to play like that because it's like very fun.
Look at Betty right now.
Completely helpless.
Probably scared.
She can't see what is happening.
Yet, she is presenting her butt.
And her soles.
Therefore, her soul.
I'm going to spank her a little. Penguin is going to tickle her a little.
Then I might play with her a little. Maybe taste h...
2023-10-19 05:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Miranda Edition
2023-10-19 03:59:26 +0000 UTC
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Rosalie, the very best nurse in the universe.
"What the fuck Bigail!? You told us many times that Delphine was the very best nurse in the universe!? Were you lying to us then or are you lying to us now!?"
"I didn't lie in the past. I didn't lie in the present. And I didn't lie in the future too."
Everybody at the assembly gasped, even the most controlled human gasped. Everyone did. That was there. At the assembly.
"Explain yourself then, witch!!!"
Yelled Seb...
2023-10-19 03:29:30 +0000 UTC
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With all the wars going on right now in the world: I was going to do a list but turns out there are 32 countries at war right now according to the Google so fuck that.
So yeah.
With all the wars going on in the world right now, I would like to make a message of peace.
Let's take 3 random countries: America, Germany and France.
At some point in time, these peaceful countries were at war.
But you know what?
Not anymore.
They friends now.
I...
2023-10-18 22:53:09 +0000 UTC
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"But... Why?"
"I don't know... I was bored..."
"... What am I supposed to do now!?"
"I vote for you stay in my room. I could practice doing hairstyles on you, you could be like my Google Home too and remind me of stuffs I forget. We could also practice kissing."
"I am never kissing you, Bigail."
"Easier said then done."
"Are you wearing my dress!?"
"Time for you to go in your drawer- I mean your room."
"DON'T YOU DARE!!!"
"I have ...
2023-10-18 03:12:04 +0000 UTC
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These two need a lot of lovin.
2023-10-18 02:17:20 +0000 UTC
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Victoria, the best cheerleader in the world entire.
2023-10-18 01:34:22 +0000 UTC
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Jasmine the flight attendant
2023-10-18 00:13:36 +0000 UTC
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"Let's watch the machine poop her out!"
Said our very favorite heroine of all time, looking at the red tube part of the MMU.
"There are better words then p-"
MrArgent started to say but he stopped when he saw the processus of extraction. Minigail was very, very slowly pushed out at first until her hips, then it quickly and easily shat her legs out like nothing. You know... Like a poo.
"Nevermind."
Our very favorite heroine adressed the tiny creature.
...
2023-10-17 03:25:02 +0000 UTC
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