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Lens Of Gluttony

Before the ages of guardians and towers, the Shiekah used raw dark energy to create their artifacts. That practice began to fade away, to the point that it became lost history. Years later, a being of pure light touches one of their lost relics, causing an adverse, unexpected reaction...

The artist was @Rui-kynere!

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Bad Guy Body

After falling down to the Dark World, a lightner wanders through the entire Dark World. Soon, he realizes that he's being molded by the world itself, and there's a perfect spot in this "game" for him to fill out...

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Mammoth Mogul YCH

Based on the Maybe May suggestion, opening up a YCH for YOUR favorite self insert or sona getting zonked the fuck out by a big daddy mammoth with tons of supernatural powers that include hypnosis!

Haida's Love Song

Still reeling from his firing from the Cherryman Trading Company, Haida thought that the only thing he could do to ease his pain was drink it away, but just as he's on the verge of fully intoxicating himself, he finds someone familiar in the bar that pulls him out of his woes...

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Dreemurr Delight (Asgore WG)

He finally got a break in his struggle-filled life. The mindless spending finally managed to pay off after winning a raffle he forgot he even entered in the first place. Asgore happily hops onto the six month cruise, ready to enjoy excess beyond what he could've imagined...

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May's Poll: Cyber's Choice

-Just like Beastars Biohazard, different tiers' votes have different point values. $5 tier espresso tier patrons' votes are worth one point while $8 tier frappe patrons are worth three points! (To facilitate things, I'll just open one poll and then manually count the votes to see which are worth one point and three points respectively)

-Instead of 15 days, the Patreon polls will last the entir...

May Coupon #1

Holding a new story coupon with a specific story prompt this time! Let me know if you're interested in seeing it!

Askr Milk Bar

A wandering trader had recently filled up the Mess Hall's pantry with a variety of dairy products of very... dubious origin. In the midst of the assassination attempts with the Healing Hands, they scrounge whatever they can serve up to the massive army of heroes.

At the same time, Holst and Balthus celebrate one more battle won, carelessly drinking away what's being served to them.

This is the PINK slot from our Color wheel anthology!

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Fatty Feathers (Mordecai WG)

While Rigby's dealing with the struggle of losing the hundred of pounds Doug inflicted on him, Mordecai's still reeling from the continuous downward spiral that was his love life. When he gets disappointed by yet another uninterested girl, he's expecting to have the night end up monotone. It isn't until she shows fascination with Rigby's weight that gears begin to turn in Mordecai's head...

This is a sequel to the Regular Gluttony story. You can read it here: 2024-05-08 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Zonai Collapse

Finally defeated, Rauru has no other choice than to bow to Ganon. Worse of all, it seems that the Gerudo King has decided to use his kind's technology agianst him. Powerless to fight back, he's forced to succumb to the gloom...

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Oopsie Woopsie

Accidentally scheduled tommorow's story for the wrong day. Yall saw nothing ;D

MAYBE MAY COMMISSIONS CLOSED

While brainstorming on what to do for the May event, I was struck that May doesn’t really have a theme or something worthwhile.
With that in mind, I present to you Maybe May! The event where getting out of your comfort zone is the thing that gets you a great deal. While some of you may see the board and think of bingo, think of this more as a catalog of sorts!

The rules are:

1) No more than 4k words per commission. If you want something longer than that, you'll need to com...

Rising Rose (Beast WG)

Unbeknownst to anyone else in the castle, a strange hooded figure is toying with Beast's rose. Darkness encroaches around the magic plant, and Beast starts feeling the strange side effects of the curse. Ironically, he ventures towards the dining hall to satiate the strange ache in his head.

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REMINDER: APRIL POLL

It's the last day to vote! https://www.patreon.com/posts/april-poll-log-1-101517411

Kingly Coat

A travel to look for an unreleased Dedede statue at a convention turns awry when Kasai can't resist putting on a coat from the costume department. In result, he ends up getting extremely into character...

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Wilde Acting

The con needs a replacement actor for the Nick Wilde act STAT. The main performer didn't just refuse to show up, but took the suit with him. The staff is panicking, but the organizer says that he has a solution and that he'll find a willing vict... actor in no time...

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Discount Falcon - NITW TF

Gregg KNOWS he messed up. His boss found out about all of his slacking and demands to talk with him. He’s expecting a scolding or even worse, firing. What he doesn’t expect is to be offered to stand outside with a Snack Falcon mascot suit as his new mandatory position. What could go wrong?

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No story today

I'm currently in the hospital because I fell on my left leg. The Gregg snack falcon story will be posted tommorrow instead. Apologies for the setback

Nice Cream Niceties (WG)

Finally on his own, Asriel is free to do whathe wants for himself. The first order of business is happily indulging in that Nice Cream branded Ice Cream Pops that his mother always judged him and his father for liking. Surely, she’s just paranoid. Nothing bad would happen from just ice cream pops... right?

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Small Update

Hey guys! The Asgore story is postponed (Done, but no art for yet. Don't worry, you'll get something super similar!) + The Holst story will quite arrive later. (Both in May) I've been trying to keep up the monthly +10k story releases, but it might be too much for me to handle. Probably going from now on, any poll + Color wheel stories are probably gonna take longer to give myself some time to breathe (The combination between just the Holst and Rauru ones are already +1k, and neither of them a...